KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Parachute: May 18, 2003

I just realized that on Facebook I have yet (since 2004) to change my "About Me" section and it still reads "My neck is one gargantuan monkey fist".

# ? Jun 25, 2011 17:15

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# ? May 14, 2024 01:47

emgeejay: Dec 8, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

I'm disappointed that you're not just a couple of white people.

Well played.

# ? Jun 25, 2011 22:36

penismightier: Dec 6, 2005; What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

# ? Jun 26, 2011 02:12

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Max22 posted:

Well played.

Don't knock my IV line out :ohdear:

# ? Jun 26, 2011 02:52

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Don't knock my IV line out

Well, I didn't believe you. Who's going to turn down a Junior Mint!

# ? Jun 26, 2011 05:55

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

Hazel really puts your mother to shame.

# ? Jun 26, 2011 06:01

Invis: Apr 26, 2010

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood.

# ? Jun 26, 2011 09:45

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Invis posted:

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood.

You've got three pints of Kramer in ya, buddy!

# ? Jun 26, 2011 10:19

OnlyJuanMon: Jan 25, 2010; Too tired to chase fences right now.

"Listen to your heartbeat. Heybuddy. Heybuddy. Heybuddy."

# ? Jun 27, 2011 01:15

Not An Irish Monk: May 1, 2009

So I'm watching JFK, and I just remembered how fantastic that whole "magic loogie" parody was. Kramer's sudden "I'M HIT" always gets me.

# ? Jun 27, 2011 03:29

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Ash1138 posted:

You've got three pints of Kramer in ya, buddy!

I can feel his blood inside me...borrowing things from my blood!

# ? Jun 27, 2011 18:02

penismightier: Dec 6, 2005; What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Then who are the Dutch?

# ? Jun 28, 2011 01:04

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

penismightier posted:

Then who are the Dutch?

I feel like an out of work porn star!

# ? Jun 28, 2011 02:22

clockworx: Oct 15, 2005; The Internet Whore made me buy this account

I'm visiting New York and went around the corner to grab food from a Pakistani Tea House.

There were a few customers there. :iiam:

# ? Jun 28, 2011 02:26

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

You are a good man! Very good man!

# ? Jun 28, 2011 02:39

OnlyJuanMon: Jan 25, 2010; Too tired to chase fences right now.

I always though Jerry got a bum rap. How was it his fault the Visa ended up in the wrong mailbox? He was only trying to help.

# ? Jun 28, 2011 02:46

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

OnlyJuanMon posted:

I always though Jerry got a bum rap. How was it his fault the Visa ended up in the wrong mailbox? He was only trying to help.

Well if he had just gone to elaines to get his mail instead of waiting for her to bring it…

I love the finger wag on "bad man". Always gets me.

# ? Jun 28, 2011 02:48

clockworx: Oct 15, 2005; The Internet Whore made me buy this account

You know, I never do this. But the shrimp? It's just that it's a little stringy.

# ? Jun 28, 2011 02:57

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

clockworx posted:

You know, I never do this. But the shrimp? It's just that it's a little stringy.

Suddenly you're a shellfish connoisseur?

# ? Jun 28, 2011 03:02

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

I don't like this thing, and here's what I'm doing with it!

# ? Jun 28, 2011 03:51

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

haljordan posted:

I feel like an out of work porn star!

I'm not an orgy guy!

# ? Jun 28, 2011 04:20

Evil Agita: Feb 25, 2005; Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

I always thought the closing joke of Newman making the millenium party date the wrong year was kinda weak. Of course the person who booked the party knew what year Newman wanted to have his party!

# ? Jun 28, 2011 04:55

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Evil Agita posted:

I always thought the closing joke of Newman making the millenium party date the wrong year was kinda weak. Of course the person who booked the party knew what year Newman wanted to have his party!

Yeah but it's worth it for that noise he makes, which might be the best 0.2 seconds of the show.

# ? Jun 28, 2011 05:47

stratdax: Sep 14, 2006

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Yeah but it's worth it for that noise he makes, which might be the best 0.2 seconds of the show.

What took you so long?

# ? Jun 28, 2011 07:12

WouldDesk: Dec 26, 2009

All right, I'll give you half an hour... :a2m:

# ? Jun 29, 2011 00:26

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

WouldDesk posted:

All right, I'll give you half an hour...

Fake.

# ? Jun 30, 2011 20:56

BrandNew: May 16, 2007; Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

You emit a foul and unpleasant odor.

# ? Jul 1, 2011 00:24

Rusty Shackelford: Feb 7, 2005

I loathe you.

# ? Jul 1, 2011 05:06

AbstractNapper: Jun 5, 2011; I can help

Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement.

# ? Jul 1, 2011 16:48

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

AbstractNapper posted:

Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement.

Your face is my case.

# ? Jul 1, 2011 18:38

BrandNew: May 16, 2007; Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

AbstractNapper posted:

Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement.

Who told you to put the balm on? I didnt tell you to put the balm on. Why did you put the balm on?

# ? Jul 1, 2011 20:19

Loving Life Partner: Apr 17, 2003

By the way... they're real, and they're faaaantastic :whatup:

# ? Jul 2, 2011 13:01

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Loving Life Partner posted:

By the way... they're real, and they're ~~faaaantastic~~ spectacular!

# ? Jul 2, 2011 19:42

Leovinus: Apr 28, 2005; by Y Kant Ozma Post

haljordan posted:

I feel like an out of work porn star!

Oh, yeah... Buck Naked.

# ? Jul 2, 2011 23:08

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Leovinus posted:

Oh, yeah... Buck Nekkid.

# ? Jul 3, 2011 02:02

LordFancy: Feb 26, 2010

You know the message you're sending out to the world with those sweatpants? You're telling the world "I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable."

LordFancy fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Jul 3, 2011

# ? Jul 3, 2011 09:41

Mickolution: Oct 1, 2005; Ballers...I put numbers on the boards

Like the other day, I went to the bank to make a deposit and the teller, she gives me this look...

# ? Jul 6, 2011 11:57

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

LordFancy posted:

You know the message you're sending out to the world with those sweatpants? You're telling the world "I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable."

I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.

# ? Jul 6, 2011 13:50

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

That Edward Scissor Hands - he makea' me cry!

# ? Jul 6, 2011 14:29

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# ? May 14, 2024 01:47

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

WHADDYA GONNA DO ON DA TOILET!?

# ? Jul 7, 2011 02:11

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