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As you read you think the price seems reasonable considering all that important maintenance stuff is taken care of so at least it'll run---what?
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madattheinternet posted:As you read you think the price seems reasonable considering all that important maintenance stuff is taken care of so at least it'll run---what? "I baked your this delicious cake, it's got marcipan, apple bits, cinnamon, chocolate, vanilla and a little cream cheese in it. Oh, and cyanide."
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Jun 25, 2011 11:06
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Or, I potty trained your dog, clipped his nails, cleaned his teeth, put a bow in his hair and then shot him.
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Jun 25, 2011 11:15
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Lowclock posted:If I wish hard enough, I can make that real.
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Jun 25, 2011 14:52
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madattheinternet posted:As you read you think the price seems reasonable considering all that important maintenance stuff is taken care of so at least it'll run---what? What the gently caress are the new alternator, starter, timing belt, and water pump attached to?
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Jun 25, 2011 19:55
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heat posted:What the gently caress are the new alternator, starter, timing belt, and water pump attached to? God, I hope they're suspended by wire ties in the engine compartment.
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Jun 25, 2011 20:34
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madattheinternet posted:Or, I potty trained your dog, clipped his nails, cleaned his teeth, put a bow in his hair and then shot him. Well at least the fucker won't piss in the house anymore.
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Jun 25, 2011 21:01
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meatpimp posted:God, I hope they're suspended by wire ties in the engine compartment. They're more likely attached to the engine and in another car. "Look man, I said I bought those parts recently, I didn't say they came with the car. By the way, it's another $500 if you want wheels, otherwise bring your own."
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Jun 25, 2011 22:19
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That Yellowtop cost as much as a junkyard engine, so its even more confusing. They also don't have timing belts.
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Jun 25, 2011 22:46
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DJ Commie posted:That Yellowtop cost as much as a junkyard engine, so its even more confusing. They also don't have timing belts. You're giving the seller too much credit. He very well may have painted the top of a cheapo battery yellow.
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Jun 25, 2011 22:48
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If I had even the slightest need, I'd be at this guys door with $3K in an hour. Hell, you could probably get it for $2000 or so considering it looks like an estate liquidation. Looks clean as hell and super low mileage. Grandpa(RIP) probably got it serviced every few months at Ford too I bet. http://alberta.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-1988-Mercury-Grand-Marquis-Sedan-W0QQAdIdZ275035999 quote:1988 Grand Marquis, 84000 original km, 35miles per gallon, crushed velvet seats, Power Locks, Power windows, Power Seats, 5Litre engine. Immaculate. Always shedded. Selling through estate.
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Jun 26, 2011 04:43
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meatpimp posted:You're giving the seller too much credit. He very well may have painted the top of a cheapo battery yellow. Or he may be considering a Duralast Gold to be a Yellowtop battery.
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slidebite posted:If I had even the slightest need, I'd be at this guys door with $3K in an hour. Hell, you could probably get it for $2000 or so considering it looks like an estate liquidation. Having owned a Town Car I cannot substantiate the claims of 35mpg. 25 was a drat good day on the freeway. Would be a good buy though if you were into a big gas guzzling saloon. I had my phase.
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Jun 26, 2011 06:20
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yeah, 35 mpg is pretty drat optimistic
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Jun 26, 2011 07:45
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Jun 26, 2011 08:07
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I drove an '88 Grand Marquis in high school. I don't know where he's getting 35 MPG from, but mine got probably half that. just sayin.
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Jun 26, 2011 08:12
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Welp.
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slidebite posted:yeah, 35 mpg is pretty drat optimistic Maybe it's in Canadian.  
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Well, if your confused as to how your car works, its best not to own a car. Also this car must be Muslim, because it works in ALLA, the country. (please don't flame me muslim goons). http://desmoines.craigslist.org/cto/2463782557.html On the other hand, it really is a nice 7 series, I always lust of owning one of these.
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BrokenKnucklez posted:Well, if your confused as to how your car works, its best not to own a car. Also this car must be Muslim, because it works in ALLA, the country. (please don't flame me muslim goons). Screencaps, dude!  "AND MANY MORE THINGS THAT I DONT IVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THEM" is my favorite part.
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Wojcigitty posted:"AND MANY MORE THINGS THAT I DONT IVEN KNOW HOW TO USE THEM" is my favorite part. In his defense, I wouldn't know how to use a CANADA RAIN SENSOR TELESCOPE, either. Skunkduster fucked around with this message at 09:16 on Jun 27, 2011 |
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Jun 27, 2011 09:13
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VideoTapir posted:Luv on 'roids Image strangely broken, somehow.
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kimbo305 posted:Image strangely broken, somehow. The truck broke it.
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SkunkDuster posted:In his defense, I wouldn't know how to use a CANADA RAIN SENSOR TELESCOPE, either. If this is one of the iDrive ones (those are the ones with the Pong-esque paddle in the console, right?) I can't blame him either. The only car I ever had to open the owner's manual on to figure out something that should be ridiculously obvious like setting a radio station preset was on one of those. The chime noise they make when you put the key in the ignition still enrages me. It's like a taunt.
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What enrages me is the knob, it rotates, clicks down, and moves like a joystick up left and right......but not down? THAT was the line BMW? Germans should never be allowed to design a UI. But, on topic...I don't think iDrive hit until about 2002ish.
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Mighty Horse posted:..but not down? You obviously understand my pain. Seriously. Not down. WTF? How is down not the first thing you think of for "accept/activate current selection"?
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madattheinternet posted:They're more likely attached to the engine and in another car. "Look man, I said I bought those parts recently, I didn't say they came with the car. By the way, it's another $500 if you want wheels, otherwise bring your own." This just gave me a flashback to this scene in Moving. I forgot Richard Pryor had a black 900 in this..
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E38's are sans iDrive. They are actually quite simplistic in terms of use, my E39 is basically a E38 minus a few things. 2002 7XX is when the iDrive first appeared.
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Wish I could post a screenshot, but I'm in linux and don't know what I'm doing and this computer doesn't have a hard drive. Is this a different language? http://charleston.craigslist.org/cto/2458374426.html paifanter nissa posted:model 1994 millas 165000 best offerfor for cuestion cal 843 926 2856 edit: VVVV Thanks man whose tuggin fucked around with this message at 05:16 on Jun 28, 2011 |
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The Scientist posted:Is this a different language? This must be preserved for all time. 
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Motronic posted:This must be preserved for all time. It's like he used Dragon NaturallySpeaking with a mouth full of rocks.
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You know what's been bothering me, though? How in the gently caress did he figure out how to upload a picture? I will never understand people.
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Jun 28, 2011 19:54
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Another good one in motorcycle formquote:I have 05 gsxr 750 wit 92xx miles that still will go up due to I still ride it...it hasnew hel brake lines blue to match the bike...yosh slip on that the prev owner drop the bike and banged it up and the rear seat but I may have it recovered soon...only thing I would trade for is srt4 and yah they r lil more than the bike but if ur car can do 180 plus and do wheelies and do turns like u can on a bike then ill put money up on top of bike but other than that don't ask... my email comes right to my phone so i get it most likely right away if phones not bein gay thanks 
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Take him a BMX bike and say yeah the motorcycle is a lil more than the bike but it can do wheelies and if yours can do backflips and poo poo I'll throw some money on top
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Motronic posted:This must be preserved for all time. This one was pretty clearly written by a native Spanish speaker. cu instead of q, millas instead of miles with the adjective before the noun, etc.
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FatCow posted:This one was pretty clearly written by a native Spanish speaker. cu instead of q, millas instead of miles with the adjective before the noun, etc. While you are probably right, how in the world did he come up with Paifanter? It is written all of over the car. How can you be illiterate and use craigslist at the same time?
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Motronic posted:This must be preserved for all time. this is not at all out of the norm here in NOVA. what kills me is when they can't even spell in Spanish either.
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Thoughts? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9WITIfVZos
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