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Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

apsouthern posted:

New Podcast-A-Go-Go: Ultramantis Black & Crossbones vs Quackenbush & Jigsaw from Revelation X

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGFxuSpceR8

Gavin Loudspeaker taking it upon himself to look even more ludicrous, I see.

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CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Gavin Loudspeaker taking it upon himself to look even more ludicrous, I see.

I didn't know one could have anime hair in the real world but welp.

Say, whatever happened to Crossbones, anyway?

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010
I don't know if the spot injured him or if it was how they were writing him out, but BDK Delirious pushed Crossbones into a ring post and fractured or broke one of his bones, so he seems to be out for good.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

Bocc Kob posted:

I don't know if the spot injured him or if it was how they were writing him out, but BDK Delirious pushed Crossbones into a ring post and fractured or broke one of his bones, so he seems to be out for good.

Given the circumstances (Crossbones hit the post off camera, and they were trying to build up Delirious as a monster), my assumption is Crossbones broke his collarbone previously, and they used that to write him out. Still, that was a long time ago, and I haven't heard anything from Bones since. No idea if the injury was worse than expected - then again a clavicle injury is serious poo poo - and he decided to quietly retire, or what.

I always liked the big guy.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Captain Charisma posted:

Well 2002 was the aftermath. It was the opposite of "hot" thanks to them seemingly trying to get viewers to stop watching.

I'd been watching Smackdown from this period. And compared to today it looked hot to me. :ohdear:

smashpro1
Mar 1, 2009

Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.
New web series: Creative Has Nothing For You: http://youtu.be/WKFUBAJSkfM

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
To wash the taste of Kelly Kelly winning a title out of my mouth here's LCO (Akira Hokuto, Etsuko Mita and Mima Shimoda) vs. Harley Saito, Eagle Sawai and Miki Handa. It's pretty awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNglPutn1Ak

GOP
May 20, 2007

by Ozmaugh
You guys familiar with Kung Fu Chicken Noodle Soup?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZvZ3G65E1c&feature=related

WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives

smashpro1 posted:

New web series: Creative Has Nothing For You: http://youtu.be/WKFUBAJSkfM

Oh good, I was just coming here to post that!
Well, that's not entirely true, because since that episode was less than a minute long and was one joke, I was looking for more.
Were any of you aware how awesome the highspots youtube channel is?

They've got full seemingly awesome matches
Generico/London vs KoW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcxYcM7Xc1Q&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
Punk vs Aries
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4WCepHGD2o&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
Danielson vs Joe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_4Alim0MYM&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

Full Shoot Interviews
Maria
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rSNe1wCrz8&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
Nash&Hall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fATXK5ODETU&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
Sheik c.2007
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aCx1zNCeVQ&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

There's like...10 hours worth of solid wrestling products. For Free.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

its not free

WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives
:smith:
Welp, that's what I get for not checking the links first.
Fine, have Christopher Daniels getting mad at Delirious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VAVux8KmM&feature=related

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1Oy9pvHgXw

Episode 19, with a bonus cameo!

Lloyd Van Buren
Feb 19, 2010

FESTIVE PEOPLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmWZ27FDJb0

I miss Human Tornado :(

Pennington
Nov 8, 2010

I deduce that this caterpillar is indeed very hungry.

smashpro1 posted:

New web series: Creative Has Nothing For You: http://youtu.be/WKFUBAJSkfM

But...Colt has his sitcom. http://youtu.be/1BXs28fk4uw

MelvinTheJerk
Jun 4, 2001

I'm still here.
I made a KANA tribute video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tcvoYwZL9Y

Edit: It should be noted that I'm not great at making videos.

MelvinTheJerk fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Jun 24, 2011

Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*
New Claudio's Cafe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSEFPj9AN6k&feature=feedu

Yep. Gonna need to gif the last part with Hero facepalming.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Do you have five hours to kill? Because here's the entire AJW '96 Japan Grand Prix. Pretty sure there are some clipped matches but I would assume the bigger ones (like the finals) will be full.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoIk7_-r-iw

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Germ Incubator posted:

New Claudio's Cafe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSEFPj9AN6k&feature=feedu

Yep. Gonna need to gif the last part with Hero facepalming.

Claudio's face coming in from the left is gif-worthy, too. Kinda like the European version of :drat:

Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*

CombineThresher posted:

Claudio's face coming in from the left is gif-worthy, too. Kinda like the European version of :drat:




Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Germ Incubator posted:



"What is love? Baby don't hurt me .."

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Germ Incubator posted:



THE LEGE-WHAT ENDS OF WRESTALIN'

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Germ Incubator posted:





Fantastic! Nice work. Now I have even more Claudio stuff to spam my girlfriend with (she's also European).

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Botchamania 178 is on the main site only for now due to WWE blocking it. It's convinced me that King/Cole/Booker is a team with legs.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Gavok posted:

Botchamania 178 is on the main site only for now due to WWE blocking it. It's convinced me that King/Cole/Booker is a team with legs.

"And I hope he keeps it on for a hundred million minutes!"

That was pure gold right there. Great things happen when everyone is just allowed to be themselves.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Gavok posted:

Botchamania 178 is on the main site only for now due to WWE blocking it. It's convinced me that King/Cole/Booker is a team with legs.

Good lord - Cena just doesn't give a poo poo anymore if people hear him calling spots. I loved the announcers saying "Cena is talking to himself again" trying to cover it up.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Mr. Carlisle posted:

Good lord - Cena just doesn't give a poo poo anymore if people hear him calling spots. I loved the announcers saying "Cena is talking to himself again" trying to cover it up.

Chris Claremont is writing John Cena's dialogue now.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Gavok posted:

Chris Claremont is writing John Cena's dialogue now.

I had to google yet another comic book reference and I still don't get it. Do his superheros talk to themselves alot?

quote:

As the writer of X-Men, Claremont became known for certain characteristic phrases, such as Wolverine's saying, "I'm the best there is at what I do. And what I do...isn't very nice", which became closely associated with the character.[20]

A 2009 Slate article asserted that Claremont is the "soapiest writer in comic books.... The classic Claremont pose is either a character, head hung in shame with two enormous rivers of tears running down the cheeks as he or she delivers a self-loathing monologue, or a character with head thrown back and mouth open in a shout of rage, shaking tiny fists at heaven and vowing that the whole world will soon learn about his or her feelings." However, the article goes to state that "the genius of Chris Claremont was that he made mutants a generic stand-in for all minorities".[21]

Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Jun 25, 2011

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Mr. Carlisle posted:

I had to google yet another comic book reference and I still don't get it. Do his superheros talk to themselves alot?

Ever see the 90's X-Men cartoon? Remember how Storm couldn't go 5 seconds without going on long kind of long-winded speech while using her powers? Chris Claremont did that with everyone.

"I will shoot you with my optic blasts, which is my mutant power! Oh no, it seems that Magneto is able to block it with his magnetic shields! Luckily Gambit is going to sneak up on him! Why are we so cursed with these powers? Why won't humanity accept us?"

All said while jumping.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Gavok posted:

Ever see the 90's X-Men cartoon? Remember how Storm couldn't go 5 seconds without going on long kind of long-winded speech while using her powers? Chris Claremont did that with everyone.

"I will shoot you with my optic blasts, which is my mutant power! Oh no, it seems that Magneto is able to block it with his magnetic shields! Luckily Gambit is going to sneak up on him! Why are we so cursed with these powers? Why won't humanity accept us?"

All said while jumping.

That's a long way to go to compare comics to John Cena getting busted calling spots too loudly in the ring, haha.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
So hey Kaori Yoneyama's set to return at JWP's show tomorrow having been out for the last few months due to fracturing her jaw. So to prove that her jaw is fine she... eats a giant cookie. I don't know, it's adorable and she certainly eats that cookie with a lot of fighting spirit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfDheIIQCNw

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Mr. Carlisle posted:

That's a long way to go to compare comics to John Cena getting busted calling spots too loudly in the ring, haha.

That's how I roll.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
Here's a pretty nice new Youtube account with a decent amount of puro and joshi. He's got some complete shows as well (like DreamSlam I, the show with Hokuto/Kandori) so it'd probably be good to check out.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Bootaaay

He's the same guy with this account (which is another good joshi/puro account).

http://www.youtube.com/user/H781N

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF OUR GIANT WELSHMAN!

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Yet another Botchamania.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Gavok posted:

Chris Claremont is writing John Cena's dialogue now.

So he is going to get brainwashed?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I love how in addition to the endings, we now have a new "I sold out" song.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
Was that a bald eddie guerrero during the cage match?

Lloyd Van Buren
Feb 19, 2010

FESTIVE PEOPLE!

Sionistic posted:

Bald Eddie
Yeah that is from the When Worlds Collide PPV, Eddie and Art Barr had lost a tag team hair vs mask match against Octagon and El Hijo del Santo earlier in the show.
Part 1 of the match: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KJ3jqqVRBs
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGOteZXephk
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRMH_4B59I4

Missy Hyatt and Bill Alfonso on some US court program arguing about money.
Even in a suit Fonzie looks like the scruffiest man alive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TbHesYal2k

Lloyd Van Buren fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Jun 26, 2011

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe

Gavok posted:

Yet another Botchamania.

I laughed way too hard at the end of this one

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Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

bobkatt013 posted:

So he is going to get brainwashed?

When one of the divas shows up in a Storm costume, you better put the women and children to bed, as JR used to say.






Chris Claremont is long rumored to hire prostitutes to dress as Storm and fist him. Comics is hosed up too, kids.

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