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Hell Diver
Feb 2, 2010

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Gettin' in on this thread. I've picked up Game of Thrones since I've been deployed and I've burned through the first two books in short order (for me anyway). I tend to be a very fickle reader, too, so it actually caught me off guard how engaged I've been in the series.

I'm currently a few chapters into Storm of Swords now and all I can say from the whole ending streak of ACOK is :argh: Martin is incredibly adept at crushing my expectations constantly. Why can't we at least be treated to Stannis crushing Joff's head with his brother's hammer? Also, poor Renly. . . drat shadow baby-having witch.

Go ahead and count me as one of those who grumbles whenever a Sansa or Daenarys chapter pops up. Danny has had exactly one interesting chapter to me, and that was the last one in GoT. At least Sansa's chapters have started serving the duel purpose of explaining the happenings around King's Landing and Stannis' attack. I realize that Danny's story is going to ultimately intertwine with the story more properly, but in the meantime they just serve as a completely unnecessary (at the moment) subplot that just takes away from the more interesting (to me) stuff happening in the Seven Kingdoms.

On a final note, SOS opening with Catelyn having let Jaime go on his 'word' has made me want to beat my head on the table. Why are all the Starks (except for Robb and Arya it seems. Why isn't Robb a POV yet, dammit?) incredibly gullible and overly trusting? Dammit.

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hampig
Feb 11, 2004
...curioser and curioser...

Yuran M. Bazil posted:

I can't believe I actually forgot about Zombie Cat. Alright then, four prologue characters plus ned equals five :colbert:

Since when is the standard for being a main character that they have a POV chapter though? There are plenty of non-POV characters that people would care about more if they died than certain POV ones, especially since he started introducing so many new POVs.

Robb, Renly, Oberyn and Drogo were all well liked prominent characters who got killed off. Tywin's death is notable since even though he was nominally a bad guy, he seemed untouchable until his death.

hampig fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Jun 26, 2011

Kainser
Apr 27, 2010

O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow

hampig posted:

Since when is the standard for being a main character that they have a POV chapter though? There are plenty of non-POV characters that people would care about more if they died than certain POV ones, especially since he started introducing so many new POVs.

Robb, Renly, Oberyn and Drogo were all well liked prominent characters who got killed off. Tywin's death is notable since even though he was nominally a bad guy, he seemed untouchable until his death.
Well, we've had 14 POV characters (20 if you include those with only 1 or 2 chapters in feast), and of those 1 is dead (2 if you include Arys Oakheart). For me that's really not enough to deserve the No-one is safe, main characters die all over the place, there is no happy ending! :byodood: and so on that people say about the series.

But who knows, maybe Daenerys, Tyrion or some other POV characters dies in Dance/Winds of Winter. That would make me change my mind.

Kainser fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Jun 26, 2011

Conduit for Sale!
Apr 17, 2007

Hell Diver posted:

Gettin' in on this thread. I've picked up Game of Thrones since I've been deployed and I've burned through the first two books in short order (for me anyway). I tend to be a very fickle reader, too, so it actually caught me off guard how engaged I've been in the series.

I'm currently a few chapters into Storm of Swords now and all I can say from the whole ending streak of ACOK is :argh: Martin is incredibly adept at crushing my expectations constantly. Why can't we at least be treated to Stannis crushing Joff's head with his brother's hammer? Also, poor Renly. . . drat shadow baby-having witch.

Go ahead and count me as one of those who grumbles whenever a Sansa or Daenarys chapter pops up. Danny has had exactly one interesting chapter to me, and that was the last one in GoT. At least Sansa's chapters have started serving the duel purpose of explaining the happenings around King's Landing and Stannis' attack. I realize that Danny's story is going to ultimately intertwine with the story more properly, but in the meantime they just serve as a completely unnecessary (at the moment) subplot that just takes away from the more interesting (to me) stuff happening in the Seven Kingdoms.

On a final note, SOS opening with Catelyn having let Jaime go on his 'word' has made me want to beat my head on the table. Why are all the Starks (except for Robb and Arya it seems. Why isn't Robb a POV yet, dammit?) incredibly gullible and overly trusting? Dammit.

Dany is pretty awesome in ASoS.

hampig
Feb 11, 2004
...curioser and curioser...

Kainser posted:

Well, we've had 14 POV characters (20 if you include those with only 1 or 2 chapters in feast), and of those 1 is dead (2 if you include Arys Oakheart). For me that's really not enough to deserve the No-one is safe, main characters die all over the place, there is no happy ending! :byodood: and so on that people say about the series.

Which is completely missing my point. Just because a character has a POV chapter it doesn't make them a main character, and just because a character doesn't have one, it doesn't mean they aren't. How can you possibly argue that Aeron Greyjoy and Davos Seaworth are main characters compared to Robb or Tywin, or that people wouldn't be more upset by Littlefinger or Mance Rayder dying than Cersei?

I tend to agree that the series isn't as depressing as people make out, but that isn't because not many of the POVs die.

Kainser
Apr 27, 2010

O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow

hampig posted:

Which is completely missing my point. Just because a character has a POV chapter it doesn't make them a main character, and just because a character doesn't have one, it doesn't mean they aren't. How can you possibly argue that Aeron Greyjoy and Davos Seaworth are main characters compared to Robb or Tywin, or that people wouldn't be more upset by Littlefinger or Mance Rayder dying than Cersei?

I tend to agree that the series isn't as depressing as people make out, but that isn't because not many of the POVs die.
I agree with you for the record, it's just that I dislike the fact that it feels like POV characters have plot armor, which, again, might change with the coming books.

hampig
Feb 11, 2004
...curioser and curioser...

Kainser posted:

I agree with you for the record, it's just that I dislike the fact that it feels like POV characters have plot armor, which, again, might change with the coming books.

Yeah I get that. In some ways though it's understandable, some of them are merely windows into the world more than participants, killing a bunch of them doesn't guarantee emotional impact and would just obfuscate the storytelling and the narrative.

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
From death, yeah, because they are obviously needed to tell the story. From terrible things to happening to them otherwise? Hell no.

kissyboots13
Feb 16, 2010

WHY is this HAPPENING to me?!

DarkCrawler posted:

From death, yeah, because they are obviously needed to tell the story. From terrible things to happening to them otherwise? Hell no.

Right? Jaime, a POV character, gets his hand cut off. Brienne gets savaged by Biter. Cersei's locked in a dungeon. Arya's blind. Theon is also locked in a dungeon, and half-crazy. I see no plot armor.

Yuran M. Bazil
Jun 20, 2008

By the way, is it ever confirmed what happens to the Greatjon?

Paddyo
Aug 3, 2007

Yuran M. Bazil posted:

By the way, is it ever confirmed what happens to the Greatjon?

He's being held hostage by the Freys / Boltons.

pigdog
Apr 23, 2004

by Smythe
So I'm a little bit into Book 3 and frustrated at the ongoing odyssey Arya has had to go through for all of Book 2. How hard can it be, to get out of King's Landing and find some decent people who would bring her to her brother/family? Her fate is the reason I even started with these stupid books after the TV season ended, and at this point she's still on the run. Argh.

Omnomnomnivore
Nov 14, 2010

I'm swiftly moving toward a solution which pleases nobody! YEAGGH!
I just finished ACOK in my re-read. I read the first 3 books right after ASOS came out, so it's been a looooong time and I basically forgot everything that happened in this book except for that there's a huge-rear end battle at the end. I have no idea how they're going to do that on TV.

Now I start A Storm of Swords! This one I remember a little better:

  • The Red Wedding!
  • Joffery gets poisoned!
  • Tyrion shoots Tywin on his privy!
  • Sansa sees Tyrion's penis!

Actually that's all I remember. Looking forward to this one! Here I go!

Eggnogium
Jun 1, 2010

Never give an inch! Hnnnghhhhhh!

pigdog posted:

So I'm a little bit into Book 3 and frustrated at the ongoing odyssey Arya has had to go through for all of Book 2. How hard can it be, to get out of King's Landing and find some decent people who would bring her to her brother/family? Her fate is the reason I even started with these stupid books after the TV season ended, and at this point she's still on the run. Argh.

ACOK spoilers:

The adventures of Arya were pretty much my favorite part of ACOK, so maybe you'll disagree, but I think everything that happens is pretty believable. Yoren was a decent person who was bringing her to her family, but unfortunately they had to trek through a warzone to get there so that didn't last. And Bolton is a Stark bannerman so maybe if Arya had revealed herself she would have been safely brought back. But if you're a 9 year old who's father and all his men were just murdered are you gonna trust anyone who you're not absolutely certain is on your side? Sansa might, but Sansa's an idiot.

DFu4ever
Oct 4, 2002

If they don't use a variation of the prologue from SOS for the very last scene of season 2 of the show, I am going to weep. Nothing in the second book is as "OHSHITOHSHIT, OH poo poo" as the the horn sounding three times at the Fist of the First Men, and that would be a hell of a way to end the season.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Omnomnomnivore posted:

I just finished ACOK in my re-read. I read the first 3 books right after ASOS came out, so it's been a looooong time and I basically forgot everything that happened in this book except for that there's a huge-rear end battle at the end. I have no idea how they're going to do that on TV.

If it's anything like the show it'll be one set with lots of quick cuts with about 2-3 establishing shots to affirm that indeed it is a gigantic epic battle. I'm not complaining, just being realistic here.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


oops

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

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DFu4ever posted:

If they don't use a variation of the prologue from SOS for the very last scene of season 2 of the show, I am going to weep. Nothing in the second book is as "OHSHITOHSHIT, OH poo poo" as the the horn sounding three times at the Fist of the First Men, and that would be a hell of a way to end the season.

That would be great. They could just end the season on:
"Three! I heard three...they never blow three. Two is for rangers returning. Three is for..."
"Others."

Kainser
Apr 27, 2010

O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow

Radish posted:

oops
Your post was ok by the way if that's why you edited it out. Wasn't it just Feast stuff in spoiler tags?

Habibi posted:

That would be great. They could just end the season on:
"Three! I heard three...they never blow three. Two is for rangers returning. Three is for..."
"Others."

That would be a pretty amazing end of the season. Just sucks that they changed the name of Others to White Walkers :(

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

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Kainser posted:

I agree with you for the record, it's just that I dislike the fact that it feels like POV characters have plot armor, which, again, might change with the coming books.
You know, it's funny we're saying this now, when I'm sure all of us were floored when bad things started happening to Ned in GoT, and then basemented when he lost his head. And now, 4 books and a decade in, we're all, "These POV characters have way too much plot armor."

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

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Kainser posted:

Your post was ok by the way if that's why you edited it out. Wasn't it just Feast stuff in spoiler tags?

That would be a pretty amazing end of the season. Just sucks that they changed the name of Others to White Walkers :(

Hrmm...yeah, I'd forgotten about that. Robs that line of quite a bit of its ominousness.

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back
drat you Lost. Wasting our time for six seasons and stealing away the power of one of the best lines of the series :argh:

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

So there seems to be a problem with ADWD. Places in germany are starting to ship them out, and those with german amazon prime will get the books perhaps as early as tomorrow.

I don't know if this has been posted yet because I avoid the bad thread like the plague as I'm not finished yet.

whowhatwhere
Mar 15, 2010

SHINee's back
Oh, dammit. I hope the ebook versions haven't leaked or we're really done for.

schoenfelder
Oct 16, 2009

Grade moj...
Received the email with the changed expected delivery date of 29/6 this morning. Shows up like that in my account, too. Let's see what happens but I'd expect spoilers to start flying at around 8 AM GMT on Wednesday.

TMNT-Rocksteady
Oct 13, 2007
The Rhino

Kainser posted:

That would be a pretty amazing end of the season. Just sucks that they changed the name of Others to White Walkers :(

Old Nan actually refers to them as white walkers on pg.240 of GoT. "...while the direwolves grow gaunt and hungry, and the white walkers move through the woods." "You mean the Others," Bran said querulously." "The Others," Old Nan agreed.

SmugDogMillionaire
Oct 27, 2009

by T. Fine

schoenfelder posted:

Received the email with the changed expected delivery date of 29/6 this morning. Shows up like that in my account, too. Let's see what happens but I'd expect spoilers to start flying at around 8 AM GMT on Wednesday.

I'm honestly kindof excited for people posting spoilers but more the quantity of spoilers then actually reading them. The sight of huge black boxes of text in every discussion would indicate, at least, that poo poo Happens. I can wait a couple more weeks to find out about any particular plot developments but I can't wait to know if it's going to be a 1000 pages of disappointing nothing-in-particular-happening like Feast For Crows was.

I think I can spoil everything that happens in Feast in a smallish paragraph...

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

TMNT-Rocksteady posted:

Old Nan actually refers to them as white walkers on pg.240 of GoT. "...while the direwolves grow gaunt and hungry, and the white walkers move through the woods." "You mean the Others," Bran said querulously." "The Others," Old Nan agreed.


Old Nan Joke related to this spoiler: Old Nan is an original hipster, she knew the White Walkers before they sold out and changed their name :smug: I vastly prefer 'White Walkers', the others is just so generic

hypocrite lecteur
Aug 21, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Started reading the books as I'm sure a lot of people have because of the shows. Never really had the impulse to try them out before, figured what the hell, I like the show, the 4 pack is 15 bux on Kindle, I'll give em a shot.

Holy moly the writing is rough. When Tyrion talks to Jon in the courtyard in the first book, he goes through the door and "for a moment, his shadow stands as tall as any king" are you for loving real. is there no other way to communicate that tyrion has regal qualities belied by his outward freakishness other than with that anvil of a metaphor

I'll keep plugging cause it's not so bad as to be totally unentertaining but ffffffffffff it's embarrassing in some spots

hypocrite lecteur fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Jun 28, 2011

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

hypocrite lecteur posted:

Started reading the books as I'm sure a lot of people have because of the shows. Never really had the impulse to try them out before, figured what the hell, I like the show, the 4 pack is 15 bux on Kindle, I'll give em a shot.

Holy moly the writing is rough. When Tyrion talks to Jon in the courtyard in the first book, he goes through the door and "for a moment, his shadow stands as tall as any king" are you for loving real. is there no other way to communicate that in writing than with that anvil of a metaphor

I'll keep plugging cause it's not so bad as to be totally unentertaining but ffffffffffff it's embarrassing in some spots

I don't see anything wrong with that?

hypocrite lecteur
Aug 21, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post
Good writing -- you get the sense that someone is regal or intelligent or evil because the things they do and say, or the way they're described, leads you to develop a sense they're evil or regal or whatever

Bad writing -- "The ugly dwarf is actually as tall as a king when you look at him the right way! You know this because I, the narrator's voice, have explicitly told you."

show, not tell

Kainser
Apr 27, 2010

O'er the sea from the north
there sails a ship
With the people of Hel
at the helm stands Loki
After the wolf
do wild men follow

hypocrite lecteur posted:

Started reading the books as I'm sure a lot of people have because of the shows. Never really had the impulse to try them out before, figured what the hell, I like the show, the 4 pack is 15 bux on Kindle, I'll give em a shot.

Holy moly the writing is rough. When Tyrion talks to Jon in the courtyard in the first book, he goes through the door and "for a moment, his shadow stands as tall as any king" are you for loving real. is there no other way to communicate that tyrion has regal qualities belied by his outward freakishness other than with that anvil of a metaphor

I'll keep plugging cause it's not so bad as to be totally unentertaining but ffffffffffff it's embarrassing in some spots
There is some spotty writing earlier on in Game of Thrones, I think GRRM was going for a different tone for a while before changing his mind.

See also: Tyrion doing a :krad: backflip.

Kainser fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Jun 28, 2011

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

hypocrite lecteur posted:

Good writing -- you get the sense that someone is regal or intelligent or evil because the things they do and say, or the way they're described, leads you to develop a sense they're evil or regal or whatever

Bad writing -- "The ugly dwarf is actually as tall as a king when you look at him the right way! You know this because I, the narrator's voice, have explicitly told you."

show, not tell

I think you're totally misinterpreting that scene, dude. It has nothing to do with his 'regal qualities.' It seems to me that GRRM is just drawing an illustrative line between how people perceive Tyrion and the fact that he's only stunted on the outside. It's a bit of creative writing, and isn't intended to show that he has regal qualities or is intelligent or is good or is evil or whatever. That, plus it's a great way to write the image of someone's shadow being thrown across the floor by a light behind them.

I think if there's one thing GRRM does extremely well it's avoiding describing his character's traits and attitudes, and instead giving you that character's words and actions for you to make your own decision about them.

Eg: There's never a sentence that reads, "And Sansa was an annoying little pratt who was annoying and whined about things and was annoying."

Zombie Lincoln
Sep 7, 2006
The master of all things GRRM!

"His manhood glistened wetly..."

hypocrite lecteur posted:

Good writing -- you get the sense that someone is regal or intelligent or evil because the things they do and say, or the way they're described, leads you to develop a sense they're evil or regal or whatever

Bad writing -- "The ugly dwarf is actually as tall as a king when you look at him the right way! You know this because I, the narrator's voice, have explicitly told you."

show, not tell

Since the books are written from a limited third person perspective, you are kinda seeing things in the way that the chapter's POV character does. I forget whose POV that was (Jon's, or Tyrion's?), but it could be a sad little throw-away thought.

hypocrite lecteur
Aug 21, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Habibi posted:

Eg: There's never a sentence that reads, "And Sansa was an annoying little pratt who was annoying and whined about things and was annoying."

There's lots of that kind of sentence. And Catelyn's chapter has like a half dozen mentions of how significant it is that a dire wolf would have been killed by a stag. The guy doesn't leave a lot to the reader.

Anyways I'm not going to argue with you cats about it if you like it that's good I'm not saying I don't just that GRRM isn't exactly a subtle touch

Un-l337-Pork
Sep 9, 2001

Oooh yeah...


I wouldn't call him a master of the written word, but he's pretty good once he gets going. He's a much stronger storyteller, and the story gets pretty awesome and then Book 4 happens, holy poo poo.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Kainser posted:

There is some spotty writing earlier on in Game of Thrones, I think GRRM was going for a different tone for a while before changing his mind.

See also: Tyrion doing a :krad: backflip.

Did Tyrion really backflip? Was it Jon's inflated sense of Tyrion's capabilities? as Drunk as Jon was?

It's not written in an over complicated manner, but two directions that can work to both sides - 1) Jon was drunk and thinks Tyrion more capable physically, not just mentally or 2) Tyrion is more than he seems and allows himself (for an instance) to be truly seen that he's somehwhat capable?

JerkyBunion
Jun 22, 2002

But at the end of the day, the direwolf wasn't killed by the stag. :psyduck:


Yet

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

I just finished ACOK finally

Oh no jon Don't join the wildlings :ohdear:

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Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

hypocrite lecteur posted:

There's lots of that kind of sentence. And Catelyn's chapter has like a half dozen mentions of how significant it is that a dire wolf would have been killed by a stag. The guy doesn't leave a lot to the reader.
You've watched the show. This is going to make a lot of things that maybe otherwise wouldn't be very significant on a first read, suddenly meaningful. Even the battles may suddenly be more...overt. ;)

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