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appropriatemetaphor posted:And what's the deal with airline food? They give you two choices but they're always out of one! On Earth, you enjoy eating a tasty clam. On MY planet, a CLAM enjoys eating a tasty YOU!
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 13:40 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 09:01 |
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MAYBE I'M NOT YELLING LOUD ENOUGH!
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 13:43 |
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Yakov Smirnoff said it.
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 14:11 |
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Johnny Carson said it.
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 14:41 |
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Stonefish posted:Yakov Smirnoff said it. superjew posted:Johnny Carson said it. No he didn't.
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 14:43 |
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TravBot posted:No he didn't. I don't recall ever making this post... but that is SO what I would have done!
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 15:26 |
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appropriatemetaphor posted:And what's the deal with airline food? They give you two choices but they're always out of one! Put on four episodes of "The Office"!
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 16:00 |
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axleblaze posted:Put on four episodes of "The Office"! No it's not, it's Juicy Couture!
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 16:07 |
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Let's all go to the lobby!
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 16:22 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:You could just fan-wank it away by saying that was only a local transporter, only moving things a few yards, not inter-stellar. Apart from at the end when Fry was transported from White Planes to the Planet Express building in the middle of New New York
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 16:37 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:Apart from at the end when Fry was transported from White Planes to the Planet Express building in the middle of New New York White Planes is a suburb of New New York, therefore local
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 17:22 |
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Slipped to Page 2? That dog won't hunt, monsignor.
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 21:22 |
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Sensible posted:Slipped to Page 2? This is my robot, Bender. And this is my other robot, Bender.
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 21:35 |
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TravBot posted:This is my robot, Bender. And this is my other robot, Bender. Bender? That was the other guy, call me Boiler. By the way, call me Bender.
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 21:36 |
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Athenry posted:Bender? That was the other guy, call me Boiler. Help, Blender, you're the only one of us who's sober!
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 21:39 |
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TravBot posted:This is my robot, Bender. And this is my other robot, Bender. I was so happy about this reference. I wonder how many people got it?
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 21:40 |
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thexerox123 posted:I was so happy about this reference. I wonder how many people got it? I missed it. I was titty much protally fitshaced when I saw that part.
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 21:42 |
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TravBot posted:I missed it. I was titty much protally fitshaced when I saw that part. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yyB06HvAjI#t=2m53s
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 21:57 |
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TravBot posted:This is my robot, Bender. And this is my other robot, Bender.
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 22:16 |
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Coleman posted:Wait a second... Benders name isn't Bonder. IT'S BENDER! Meet Bender. He's a robot in the body of a Chinese Martian physicist.
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 22:53 |
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Superrodan posted:Meet Bender. He's a robot in the body of a Chinese Martian physicist. How droll.
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 23:03 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:How droll. What a clever impersonation of a stupid, poor person. How much is that quote actually worth, Brannigan?
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 23:36 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:How droll. No wait, the other thing. Tedious!
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# ? Jun 28, 2011 23:41 |
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appropriatemetaphor posted:And what's the deal with airline food? They give you two choices but they're always out of one! You gotta make your own choices in life! That's what separates people.. and robots, from animals!.. and animal robots!
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# ? Jun 29, 2011 04:52 |
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TravBot posted:Help, Blender, you're the only one of us who's sober! But I thought he was sober earlier when he hadn't been drinking?
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# ? Jun 29, 2011 10:11 |
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MariusLecter posted:But I thought he was sober earlier when he hadn't been drinking? We need a comedy central season rule. "The first 3 episodes don't count" That's pretty much how long it took the last season to kick in too.
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# ? Jun 29, 2011 10:18 |
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RillAkBea posted:We need a comedy central season rule. But I thought-
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# ? Jun 29, 2011 10:39 |
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MariusLecter posted:But I thought he was sober earlier when he hadn't been drinking? Fry said it, so it was automatically a wrong understanding of the situation, compounded by the fact that he (Fry) was drunk. What Fry means by "you're the only one who is sober" is that Bender is the only one in full use of his faculties.... well, him and all the other robots in the world, but Fry doesn't know any of them. Also he got a race car.... is any of this getting through to you?
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# ? Jun 29, 2011 10:41 |
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What keeps recurring to me: During the alcohol shortage, what happened to all the other robots?
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# ? Jun 29, 2011 10:45 |
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Jerusalem posted:Fry said it, so it was automatically a wrong understanding of the situation, compounded by the fact that he (Fry) was drunk. Whose leg does a guy gotta hump to get a "Stop thinking Mariuslecter!" around here?
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# ? Jun 29, 2011 10:51 |
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Killer robot posted:What keeps recurring to me: They all got rust beards. Even the fem-bots.
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# ? Jun 29, 2011 10:58 |
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MariusLecter posted:But I thought he was sober earlier when he hadn't been drinking? Poor Bender, you're seeing things. You've been drinking too much. Or too little. I forget how it works with you. Anyway, you haven't drunk exactly the right amount.
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# ? Jun 29, 2011 13:04 |
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Kazy posted:You gotta make your own choices in life! That's what separates people.. and robots, from animals!.. and animal robots! Animals go in the corner
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# ? Jun 29, 2011 16:16 |
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John Dough posted:Animals go in the corner The corner! Why didn't I think of that?
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# ? Jun 29, 2011 16:24 |
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MariusLecter posted:But I thought- ONCE AND FOR ALL!
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# ? Jun 29, 2011 16:37 |
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thexerox123 posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yyB06HvAjI#t=2m53s Holy crap its J.F. Sebastian!
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# ? Jun 29, 2011 20:27 |
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Gravel Gravy posted:Holy crap its J.F. Sebastian! Yup. I actually saw Newhart before Blade Runner, so it was strange watching that and being like "Holy crap it's Larry!"
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# ? Jun 29, 2011 20:32 |
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Gravel Gravy posted:Holy crap its J.F. Sebastian! More like E.B. Farnum. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwdE7x1t_nQ
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# ? Jun 29, 2011 20:56 |
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Gravel Gravy posted:Holy crap its J.F. Sebastian! Hi Animatronio!
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Cray posted:More like E.B. Farnum. Farnum is the only thing I associate with him anymore.
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