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Viktor
Nov 12, 2005

Is it Andrea or a new miss howard stern?

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Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Viktor posted:

Is it Andrea or a new miss howard stern?

The Miss Howard TV's change, she's the one and only Miss Stern. She basically looked like she would crack if the title ever changed so he gave her the permanent title.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004
This is a blind woman throwing a better pitch than Gary at the Detroit - Toronto game yesterday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te2Rv4G99D8&feature=share That is all.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Moniker posted:

This is a blind woman throwing a better pitch than Gary at the Detroit - Toronto game yesterday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te2Rv4G99D8&feature=share That is all.

Well that's just your opinion.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Moniker posted:

This is a blind woman throwing a better pitch than Gary at the Detroit - Toronto game yesterday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te2Rv4G99D8&feature=share That is all.

Look, in other words, she just doesnt get the show.

daveslash
Jan 8, 2002

enemy light post spotted

Moniker posted:

This is a blind woman throwing a better pitch than Gary at the Detroit - Toronto game yesterday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te2Rv4G99D8&feature=share That is all.
And what do you do for a living, sir?

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

daveslash posted:

And what do you do for a living, sir?

I know where he got it from because I was listening to some old stuff and a lady called up to complain about something(vulgarity maybe) and one of the first things Howard asked was what she did for a living.

He learned it from Boff.

Moniker
Mar 16, 2004

daveslash posted:

And what do you do for a living, sir?

I e-mailed it to the show. I hope they mention it. Let me know if they do as I barely listen anymore. If they ask me that, I'll be sure to tell them that I am a doorman at the hotel where the lady stayed. We set it up for her to throw the first pitch and I know that she was blind. I hope they mention it!

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

Art expert Robin weighs in on Bansky.

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008
Still working my way through the Eric the Midget chronicles, deep in the "flying with balloons" mire.

It is the least fair thing in the entire universe that this never happened.

"Seven hundred and fifty... BALLOONS!"
"You know what, I'm getting you two back later, you SHITS! You FUCKIN' PIECES OF poo poo!!"

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ :allears:
Howard repeating Glenn Beck's anti-science bullshit using his old zookeeper voice is killing me

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
Octomom: crazier than I thought.

She was manic or something today. I knew she was trouble when she walked in, Howard let loose with some offhand comment that wasn't really funny and she started cackling like he said something hysterical.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

Kelly posted:

Octomom: crazier than I thought.

Not to Gary, she was a good guest that he likes even more now.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

ChaosMonkey posted:

Still working my way through the Eric the Midget chronicles, deep in the "flying with balloons" mire.

It is the least fair thing in the entire universe that this never happened.

"Seven hundred and fifty... BALLOONS!"
"You know what, I'm getting you two back later, you SHITS! You FUCKIN' PIECES OF poo poo!!"

I still pop on the ol chronicles from time to time. So much goodness.

Kendra
The modeling agency
Charging Fratto $8,000 for sending him to wrestling
loving the bed
Kelly's Avatar
Phone sex with BRANDY TALORE
The angry rejection of a handy from Tabitha Stevens
The in-studio appearance
The bi-monthly "I'M NEVER CALLING IN AGAIN"
The constant barrage of new nicknames.
ZERO. POINT. ZERO.
American Dreams fiasco
Blown off meeting with NBC exec over wrestling
Sanjaya
Pictures of him naked at the bunny ranch
Romper the clown
Calling Katherine McPhee so much she changed her number
Obsessing over Diana Degarmo
The mini escalade

Oh god the memories :allears:

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
The first hour of the show was fantastic. Howard's zoo keeper voice, the bantering about science and the flash backs to Zookeeper Beck all had my laughing.

Wattsamatta
Feb 24, 2008

Kelly posted:

Octomom: crazier than I thought.

She was manic or something today. I knew she was trouble when she walked in, Howard let loose with some offhand comment that wasn't really funny and she started cackling like he said something hysterical.

It was harrible. I tried listening 3 seperate times throughout the interview and just couldn't take it and had to change the channel after a few minutes at each go.

Harrible and shady. Shady.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Wattsamatta posted:

It was harrible. I tried listening 3 seperate times throughout the interview and just couldn't take it and had to change the channel after a few minutes at each go.

Harrible and shady. Shady.

I listened to probably 15 minutes or so. Howard didn't really seem into it either...she talked way too much.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Kelly posted:

I listened to probably 15 minutes or so. Howard didn't really seem into it either...she talked way too much.

If she had adopted them instead, she could be running for president!

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Shes Not Impressed posted:

If she had adopted them instead, she could be running for president!

Michelle Bachmann must look at Octomom and think the devil has possessed her.

She could have afforded to adopt that many, it seems. She pays 2k a month OUT OF POCKET for health care, alone. She must be rich or something because she claims to not be on welfare.

It is so clear that she had these children just so she could have someone to love who was totally dependent on here and could never leave her. Poor kids.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


I didn't listen to it yet but $2,000 a month out of pocket? Jesus.

Okay let's do the math here. You've got 2,000, and then we have to multiply that by 12. Robin, I know that 2,000 x 10 is 20,000, but we still need that 2 from the 12.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

GenoCanSing posted:

I still pop on the ol chronicles from time to time. So much goodness.

Kendra
The modeling agency
Charging Fratto $8,000 for sending him to wrestling
loving the bed
Kelly's Avatar
Phone sex with BRANDY TALORE
The angry rejection of a handy from Tabitha Stevens
The in-studio appearance
The bi-monthly "I'M NEVER CALLING IN AGAIN"
The constant barrage of new nicknames.
ZERO. POINT. ZERO.
American Dreams fiasco
Blown off meeting with NBC exec over wrestling
Sanjaya
Pictures of him naked at the bunny ranch
Romper the clown
Calling Katherine McPhee so much she changed her number
Obsessing over Diana Degarmo
The mini escalade

Oh god the memories :allears:

I really, really wish they would have picked up on how obsessed he was with that show, Little People Big World. It wasn't until he started watching it that all of a sudden he hated the term Midget.

I actually remember feeling my heart break when Howard was telling Eric that Degarmo's parents were annoyed buy him and were just being nice. It was like telling a 4 year old that Santa isn't real.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Bonzo posted:

I really, really wish they would have picked up on how obsessed he was with that show, Little People Big World. It wasn't until he started watching it that all of a sudden he hated the term Midget.

I actually remember feeling my heart break when Howard was telling Eric that Degarmo's parents were annoyed buy him and were just being nice. It was like telling a 4 year old that Santa isn't real.

I always wanted them to delve deeper into his sense of entitlement with women. Like, he just assumed that Degarmo would WANT to date him, if only she would meet him. Same with Katherine McPhee. So this is a beautiful talented women who recently became famous, surely if she got a phone call from some random person with a strange voice, she'd jump right on that.

The same with the hookers, Kendra, ect. Despite 30+ years of virginity, he just assumes women should want him.

Edit: I forgot Douggie the Puggie's Holiday Adventure

GenoCanSing fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Jun 29, 2011

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Kelly posted:

Octomom: crazier than I thought.



I tried to listen, heard her voice and how insane she sounded and turned it off. Wait, am I talking about Octomom or Miss Howard Stern...

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

I tried to listen, heard her voice and how insane she sounded and turned it off. Wait, am I talking about Octomom or Miss Howard Stern...

2/3 of a really rough F Marry Kill.

Mike Tahoe
May 21, 2007

He knows what it means.
Black on Black is a lot funnier when they're not talking about creationism and gay rights.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
Debbie the Pet Lady, Miss Howard Stern, Octomom

GO.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Kelly posted:

Debbie the Pet Lady, Miss Howard Stern, Octomom

GO.

Kill Debbie the Pet Lady. gently caress Miss Howard Stern. Marry Octomom.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Mike Tahoe posted:

Black on Black is a lot funnier when they're not talking about creationism and gay rights.

As is anything. Get back to making fun of his beige computer.

Slaine
Feb 26, 2001

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Ughhh Miss Howard Stern...time to see what Carollas up to.

The dating contest was actually great, and I'm no fan of hers either. The best thing she's ever done was indirectly help create the Sal Apology Tapes.

I looked up her photos from the contest out of curiosity and she's actually starting to resemble the Gary mask.

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Kelly posted:

Debbie the Pet Lady, Miss Howard Stern, Octomom

GO.
Kill Debbie the Pet Lady. Marry Miss Howard Stern...she cant have many years left. Guess that means I get to gently caress Octomom.

Miss Howard Stern has probably been pregnant as many times as Octomom...she just aborted them all.


How about : Lisa G, Maryann from Brooklyn, Tracy the office manager.

I'll also throw one out there for Kelly.

Benji, Jason and JD

Tom Hanks coming in tomorrow??? That could be good after Howard asks him how much money has has a thousand times.

Mr Lance Murdock fucked around with this message at 03:40 on Jun 30, 2011

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

GenoCanSing posted:

I always wanted them to delve deeper into his sense of entitlement with women. Like, he just assumed that Degarmo would WANT to date him, if only she would meet him. Same with Katherine McPhee. So this is a beautiful talented women who recently became famous, surely if she got a phone call from some random person with a strange voice, she'd jump right on that.

The same with the hookers, Kendra, ect. Despite 30+ years of virginity, he just assumes women should want him.

Edit: I forgot Douggie the Puggie's Holiday Adventure

One of the really sad things about the Sirius years is that we never got to a point where Howard just went off on the little poo poo. We all know that the Midget's threats of leaving were lies: he really has nothing else to his life. Six months after his last live appearance, and the little rear end in a top hat is still calling in to get on the show to grind it to a halt. If Howard was a lot more cruel, Eric would still be coming back for more abuse. But somehow the whole thing got hung up on Howard identifying far too much with Eric and never went into O&A Bobo territory to be truly horrifying. If Howard really went off on Eric and destroyed him, it would be automatic radio gold. The months afterward (especially the next day when Midget finally figures it out) would be hilarious. Artie had it right: you don't play softball with that little turkey, you whip it at his head because he's dumb as hell and a bottomless pit when it comes to degrading himself.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

How about : Lisa G, Maryann from Brooklyn, Tracy the office manager.

Kill Tracy, gently caress Maryann, marry Lisa G.



FMK: Little Lupe, Tabitha Stevens, Jessica Hahn

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQYbCh51FlQ&feature=related

I wish Artie could come back even to just laugh all the time. It's infectious for a lack of better word, and makes even a mediocre skit great.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Kill: Debbie the Pet Lady, Tracy, Jessica Hahn
gently caress: Octomom, Maryann, Tabitha Stevens
Marry: Miss Howard Stern, Lisa G, Little Lupe

:gonk:

Godinster posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQYbCh51FlQ&feature=related

I wish Artie could come back even to just laugh all the time. It's infectious for a lack of better word, and makes even a mediocre skit great.

His laughter's incredibly infectious.

Birthday Cake
Feb 12, 2008

Tom, this is "Mayor's Fun Money." You can use it anywhere.
100% less gossip girl in future Black on Black shows please, she was seriously awful. King always manages to put a stupid grin my face though.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

Kill Debbie the Pet Lady. Marry Miss Howard Stern...she cant have many years left. Guess that means I get to gently caress Octomom.

Miss Howard Stern has probably been pregnant as many times as Octomom...she just aborted them all.


How about : Lisa G, Maryann from Brooklyn, Tracy the office manager.

I'll also throw one out there for Kelly.

Benji, Jason and JD



Oh dear. gently caress Benji, marry Jason, kill JD. Benji seems to have a clue about the ladies, Jason prefers porn to actual sex so it's not like I would have to worry about sex with him, and well, no explanation is needed about why I'd kill JD, I imagine.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Now do Fred, Howard, Gary.

That's actually not quite so bad because despite none of the 3 being real lookers, 2 are known to be good family men.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Crotch Bat posted:

Now do Fred, Howard, Gary.

That's actually not quite so bad because despite none of the 3 being real lookers, 2 are known to be good family men.

Kill Gary, Marry Howard (he's rich!) gently caress Fred.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Hah, the money didn't even enter into my thought process. You seem like a regular Beth in the making :v:

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Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Kelly posted:

Oh dear. gently caress Benji, marry Jason, kill JD. Benji seems to have a clue about the ladies, Jason prefers porn to actual sex so it's not like I would have to worry about sex with him, and well, no explanation is needed about why I'd kill JD, I imagine.

See if I was a chick, I think I would marry JD because you could probably walk all over him and he wouldnt say a word.

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