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Kempo
Oct 8, 2006

Would actually love David Haye at centre back.

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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
e: oops

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Thirteenth Step posted:



Yeah it's the new away. What a shame, loved the red... it had history.

Pretty meh. The red was much better.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Raptor Jesus posted:

the away kit isnt very inspired.

Neither is "just make it all blue"

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Uh...



e;rehosted

TwoDogs1Cup fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Jul 1, 2011

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Uh...




Story. STORY!

That is HORRIBLE

E: oh my god

E2: Rehost the image good sir

Thirteenth Step fucked around with this message at 14:06 on Jul 1, 2011

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Uh...




Holy poo poo that's real

Lowden Swain
Jul 11, 2006
can't hold his mud
Wow, when Umbro loses the plot, they really lose it.

Fooly Cooly 25
Jan 18, 2005

Todo lo tuyo ahora es MIO
What the hell Umbro? You were doing so well :negative:

England used navy as their away kit in the 90's, no?

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Uh...



aaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahaha

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
I'm so tempted to get one

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Uh...


I think it's awful and wonderful at the same time. It's exactly what a goalie jersey should be, so hideous that the person shooting on net can't help but look right at the goalie as he shoots.

Kempo
Oct 8, 2006

It must be some sort of optical illusion that completely fucks with the striker's eyes in a 1-on-1, there's no other reason for that to exist.

Efb. Got interrupted at work while I was typing.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Uh...



***barfs/laughs uncontrollably***

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)
I kind of like it because I like ridiculous keeper shirts. African teams should dress up their keepers in dashikis.

Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

Dog Suicide Bridge BBQ Team 2k10
Holy loving poo poo. The away kit looks like someone sewed an England crest on a £2.50 Primark polo, the gk shirt though is totally poo poo. Why does the Engloflage stop at the elbows?

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Fooly Cooly 25 posted:

What the hell Umbro? You were doing so well :negative:

England used navy as their away kit in the 90's, no?

Lighter blue iirc at least it was at Italia 90. We should stick with the red and holy fuckballs at that keeper top :psyduck:

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Joe Hart is too handsome how can we make him less appealing..

black.lion
Apr 1, 2004




For if he like a madman lived,
At least he like a wise one died.

thehappyprince posted:

Joe Hart is too handsome how can we make him less appealing..

I thought this was also supposed to distract incoming attackers

"...the striker seemed clean through on goal until he collapsed in surprise, nearby spectators claim they heard him yell 'what is Legolas doing here?' before tumbling into a useless heap twenty yards from goal..."

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
Isn't the main part of the shirt David Haye is modeling actually blue? The shirt pic posted after seems to be black with a baby blue collar.

Sadsack
Mar 5, 2009

Fighting evil with cups of tea and crippling self-doubt.

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Uh...



e;rehosted

It's dazzle camoflage!



The other team won't be able to tell the keepers distance or direction, thus saving him from torpedos :shepface:

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Sadsack posted:

It's dazzle camoflage!



The other team won't be able to tell the keepers distance or direction, thus saving him from torpedos :shepface:

Was searching for a picture of this but couldn't remember what it was called. Just gave it another look hoping it would be a little bit better than when I saw it earlier. It's not.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Uh...


:catdrugs: seriously this is a great keeper kit

sweek0
May 22, 2006

Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past
I wonder whether a goalkeeper kit with an arrow pointing left on it would actually make people shoot to the left more. Or maybe one that simply says you're gonna miss this shot.

Crayfish
May 7, 2009
New Bradford kits are a load of shite.

Looks like Nike forgot how to do straight vertical stripes properly and then just decided to go with an ugly shade of pink for the away, nice one!!











:thumbsup:

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

sweek0 posted:

I wonder whether a goalkeeper kit with an arrow pointing left on it would actually make people shoot to the left more. Or maybe one that simply says you're gonna miss this shot.

Maybe one that tells the story about a girl who died and how her ghost haunts football games and will kill you in your sleep unless you miss 5 shots today.

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


new millwall kits are being unveilled officially in the next few days (away on monday, home on thursday), but really you can see the whole thing from the teasers so

looking very, very class imo; particularly like that they've moved the macron logos down off the shoulders. might actually shell out the £40 or whatever if i can get the sponsor taken off. our best kit for a good while, hope we stick with macron for some time.

partipo
Sep 24, 2005
participaction?
They look nice but that's the shittest teaser job I've seen in a long time.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Hmmm

tongster
Jan 18, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post
good detective work pissflaps

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
CSI: Middlesbrough

Lowden Swain
Jul 11, 2006
can't hold his mud

Raightning posted:

particularly like that they've moved the macron logos down off the shoulders.

Kappa, you're on the clock.

Bacon of the Sea
Oct 17, 2008

Dog Suicide Bridge BBQ Team 2k10


First teaser of our new kit



Here's the one I posted weeks ago and said ours would blatantly be almost identical to.

:smith:

loco88
Oct 24, 2005

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:



Replica shirt to commenmorate the opening of the American Express Community Stadium

The bird is backward.

e: Argh, stupid impulse OCD post.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup


Yeah...

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Pissflaps, why have you not posted the new Boro away kit yet?

Because it's loving smart as.



(Apart from the loving awful sponsor logo, naturally.)

Botany As Optimism
Aug 2, 2008
Good to see every single team in the entire world is getting a "revolutionary" all black away kit next year.

Also I love the Everton Camo keeper kits and would buy one of each if I had the misfortune of being an Everton fan, which I do not.

MOSF
Apr 29, 2009

TwoDogs1Cup posted:



Yeah...
That kit suits Phill Neville and Fellaini.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Botany As Optimism posted:

Good to see every single team in the entire world is getting a "revolutionary" all black away kit next year.

Also I love the Everton Camo keeper kits and would buy one of each if I had the misfortune of being an Everton fan, which I do not.

I love the away Everton keeper kit, the home one is awful though. Though not as bad as England's GK away, jesus christ.

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deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008




Snot green.

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