Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

axleblaze posted:

Was his apartment rent controlled?

Dr.Mubutu collected his crap while exploring the whatchacallit...universe!

Fake edit: My kajigger!

# ? Jul 11, 2011 23:01

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 03:28

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

axleblaze posted:

Was his apartment rent controlled?

I'm not sure we should pay for a dimension we're not gonna use.

# ? Jul 11, 2011 23:08

Firos: Apr 30, 2007; Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism

Coleman posted:

I'm not sure we should pay for a dimension we're not gonna use.

Well we are technically in New Jersey.

# ? Jul 11, 2011 23:11

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Firos posted:

Well we are technically in New Jersey.

Couldn't find anyplace remotely livable... :negative:

# ? Jul 11, 2011 23:51

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Fake edit: My kajigger!

Now I've got a whatchacallit instead of a kerjigger, ya whatchacallit!

# ? Jul 11, 2011 23:58

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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This is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!

# ? Jul 12, 2011 00:13

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Fry
Fry's Assassin
Fry's Assassin's Assassin

# ? Jul 12, 2011 00:21

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Jerusalem posted:

Fry
Fry's Assassin
Fry's Assassin's Assassin

Like Fry! Like Fry!

# ? Jul 12, 2011 00:43

LiterallyATomato: Mar 17, 2009

Flexo! Shoot Flexo!

# ? Jul 12, 2011 01:06

L33t_Kefka: Jul 16, 2000; My 1337 littl3 magic us3r, put 0n this cr0wn, bitch! H4W H4W! I 0wn j00!!!!

In the year 109109

If man is still alive
If robot can survive
they may fiiiiiinndd....

# ? Jul 12, 2011 01:45

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

L33t_Kefka posted:

In the year 109109

If man is still alive
If robot can survive
they may fiiiiiinndd....

It turns out it's man.

# ? Jul 12, 2011 02:31

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

TravBot posted:

It turns out it's man.

TravBot, experience this tragic irony for me!

# ? Jul 12, 2011 03:08

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

L33t_Kefka posted:

In the year 109109

If man is still alive
If robot can survive
they may fiiiiiinndd....

In the year a million and a half
Humankind is enslaved by Giraffe
Man must pay for all his misdeeds
While the treetops are stripped of their leaves

# ? Jul 12, 2011 03:10

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

TravBot, experience this tragic irony for me!

That's not ironic! It's coincidental!

# ? Jul 12, 2011 03:12

Jerkface: May 21, 2001; HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

I like that this thread is just endless good futurama quotes, and that the mods allow this to happen. I laugh constantly at all this.

# ? Jul 12, 2011 03:17

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

Scoobi posted:

I like that this thread is just endless good futurama quotes, and that the mods allow this to happen. I laugh constantly at all this.

We all feel like that all the time.

# ? Jul 12, 2011 03:28

Firos: Apr 30, 2007; Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism

Athenry posted:

We all feel like that all the time.

He's just a poor kid from the stupid ages :mad:

# ? Jul 12, 2011 03:32

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Athenry posted:

We all feel like that all the time.

I don't recall ever making this post... but that is SO what I would have done!

# ? Jul 12, 2011 03:34

Monicro: Oct 21, 2010; And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

Jerusalem posted:

Fry
Fry's Assassin
Fry's Assassin's Assassin

Well, at least my assassin will get what's coming to him.

# ? Jul 12, 2011 03:40

OldSenileGuy: Mar 13, 2001

Scoobi posted:

I like that this thread is just endless good futurama quotes, and that the mods allow this to happen. I laugh constantly at all this.

Freedom freedom freedom OY! Freedom freedom freedom OY!

FREEDOM!!!!!

# ? Jul 12, 2011 03:42

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

OldSenileGuy posted:

Freedom freedom freedom OY! Freedom freedom freedom OY!

FREEDOM!!!!!

We're not listening!

# ? Jul 12, 2011 03:46

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

Scoobi posted:

I like that this thread is just endless good futurama quotes, and that the mods allow this to happen. I laugh constantly at all this.

Athenry posted:

We all feel like that all the time.

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

# ? Jul 12, 2011 03:53

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

soupcan58 posted:

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

Extra Extra! Greatest Thread ever Stinks!

# ? Jul 12, 2011 03:56

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soupcan58 posted:

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

I'll be in the Angry Dome!!

# ? Jul 12, 2011 03:57

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

SeXReX posted:

Extra Extra! Greatest Thread ever Stinks!

I'll take eight! :zoid:

# ? Jul 12, 2011 03:59

Zorkon: Nov 21, 2008; WE CARE A LOT

I just got done re-watching Beast with a Billion Backs. It was better than I remembered it.

Sorry Bender, robots don't go to heaven.

# ? Jul 12, 2011 05:24

Silentman0: Jul 11, 2005; I have a new neighbor. Heard he comes from far away

Sensible posted:

I'll be in the Angry Dome!!

I'll be in the Chamber of Understanding!

# ? Jul 12, 2011 06:33

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Zorkon posted:

I just got done re-watching Beast with a Billion Backs. It was better than I remembered it.

Sorry Bender, robots don't go to heaven.

Give me your first born son

# ? Jul 12, 2011 07:03

Clam Chowdown: May 8, 2006; That's an unacceptable answer, Donny!

bobkatt013 posted:

Give me your first born son

...We're out of rolls.

# ? Jul 12, 2011 08:37

SeXReX: Jan 9, 2009; I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet

Nonbaka posted:

...We're out of rolls.

Then just give me something swarming with parasites.

# ? Jul 12, 2011 10:15

MokBa: Jun 8, 2006; If you see something suspicious, bomb it!

Well at least hot dogs haven't changed.

# ? Jul 12, 2011 10:55

Superrodan: Nov 27, 2007

MokBa posted:

Well at least hot dogs haven't changed.

Hot Dogs? Hot Dogs are overrated. Horse burgers are where its at. You can get piping hot horse burgers, horse fries, horse cakes and shakes. They even got tongue, straight from the horse's mouth. And all the horses are 100% horse-fed for that double-horse "juiced-in" goodness.

# ? Jul 12, 2011 11:21