Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

Clawdown at high noon.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:27

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:49

Well Manicured Man: Aug 21, 2010; Well Manicured Mort

Drop the robit! I thought I told you... I do the cutting around here!

My name isn't Slick, it's Zoidberg... JOHN ----ING ZOIDBERG!

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:27

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

And we have a thread title.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:27

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

John f**king Zoidberg!!!!!

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:28

Prof. Spaceman: May 1, 2007; NOPE

JOHN loving ZOIDBERG

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:28

Xad: Jul 2, 2009; "Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"; College Slice

JOHN loving ZOIDBERG

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:28

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

John loving Zoidberg

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:28

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

JOHN FUCKIN' ZOIDBERG!

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:28

Obligatory Toast: Mar 19, 2007; What am I reading here??

JOHN loving ZOIDBERG

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:28

Diogines: Dec 22, 2007; Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

JOHN loving ZOIDBERG!!!

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:28

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

JOHN F*CKING ZOIDBERG! :zoid:

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:28

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

That's the greatest fight scene I ever saw.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:29

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

We'll send his widow some meatballs.

Also, the thread title needs to become "Futurama: JOHN F*CKING ZOIDBERG!"

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:29

Xad: Jul 2, 2009; "Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"; College Slice

Is this the first episode with bleeps?

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:30

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

YOU DO AND I'LL F***ING GUT YOU LIKE A FISH.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:30

NoMoneyDown: Jan 27, 2009; I've got the advantage. You've got nothing.

I'll loving gut you like a fish! :zoid:

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:30

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

YOU DO AND I'LL F*CKING GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!

So many bleeps this episode.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:30

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

DO IT, AND I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!!

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:30

Obligatory Toast: Mar 19, 2007; What am I reading here??

Welp, Zoidberg owns.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:31

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

I like Zoidberg as a bad rear end.

Need a gif of him cutting the pizza.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:31

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

YOU DO AND I'LL BLEEPING GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!

I'm now also requesting a gif of Zoidberg cutting the pizza.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:31

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

If I wasn't going to lose my gang tag I would change to a gif of Zoidberg cutting the pizza.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:33

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Saying it anyways, because I wanted to type it as soon as he said it.

JON loving ZOIDBERG!

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:36

axelblaze: Oct 18, 2006; Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

_{and...oh my...could you please...

oh my...}; Grimey Drawer

It was overall a pretty good episode. I was really glad this wasn't just another Bender episode and actually it picked up steam alot when he left and it became a Francis/Zoidberg episode.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:37

Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

best part was the look on zoidbergs face while he was cutting the pizza at the end.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 03:52

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

The "jury tampering" joke was the funniest thing I have seen in years.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 04:08

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Jul 15, 2011

# ? Jul 15, 2011 04:16

Miltank: Dec 27, 2009; by XyloJW

yeeeeeeess

# ? Jul 15, 2011 04:20

Scissorfighter: Oct 7, 2007; With all rocks and papers vanquished, they turn on eachother...

For some reason I laughed hardest at the professor looking the wrong way during the duel.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 04:43

Beach: Dec 13, 2004; No sign of intelligent life on this planet.

What a great f****ng episode!

# ? Jul 15, 2011 05:36

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

My favorite episode in a while

Badass Zoidberg is the best.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 05:37

Action Jacktion: Jun 3, 2003

Pretty weak episode. Dumb jokes, uninteresting plot. Of course there are always some good jokes, but overall it was the worst so far of this (half-)season.

Aatrek posted:

The detective robot's name is Robot Stack - a play on Robert Stack, the trenchcoat-wearing host of "Unsolved Mysteries."

He's supposed to be reminiscent of Stack's portrayal of Eliot Ness on The Untouchables.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 05:50

Beeb: Jun 29, 2003; Can't post for 15 days!

Mister Kingdom posted:

It's all coming back to Hermes. How poorly he's treated Zoidberg over the years, the constant insults, all of it.

:ohdear:

# ? Jul 15, 2011 05:57

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

I for one hope the episode stays censored on DVD.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 05:57

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Capn Beeb posted:

It's all coming back to Hermes. How poorly he's treated Zoidberg over the years, the constant insults, all of it.

I think it's more about how dirty his claws are.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 06:04

A Humble Emperor: Dec 30, 2007; With a big big crown!

The episode started off kind of badly but the Zoidberg/Clamps fight was spectacular.

JOHN loving ZOIDBERG

# ? Jul 15, 2011 06:09

L33t_Kefka: Jul 16, 2000; My 1337 littl3 magic us3r, put 0n this cr0wn, bitch! H4W H4W! I 0wn j00!!!!

Alter Ego posted:

We'll send his widow some meatballs.

Also, the thread title needs to become "Futurama: JOHN F*CKING ZOIDBERG!"

I'm sorry, that offer was for a limited time only! :zoid:

# ? Jul 15, 2011 06:20

ChesterJT: Dec 28, 2003; Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Anyone know where I can get a big "The Moon shall rise again" hat at?

# ? Jul 15, 2011 06:46

wajack: Nov 5, 2008; by Y Kant Ozma Post

ChesterJT posted:

Anyone know where I can get a big "The Moon shall rise again" hat at?

Oh god yes I want one.

That episode was fantastic. JOHN loving ZOIDBERG.

I'm pretty sure that's the first time profanity has been used on the show too.

# ? Jul 15, 2011 07:03

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Stonefish: Nov 1, 2004; Chillin' like a villain

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# ? Jul 15, 2011 07:26

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