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Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005

hunter x az posted:

Is anyone else completely uninterested in lady gaga? In fact, I DIDN'T listen to the show because she was on it today... It's probably good for the Stern show in terms of exposing a completely new audience to his show, but whatever.

It was pretty lame and she was quite pretensions. She didn't want to talk about drug use because of her "young listeners" who of course wouldn't be listening to Stern to begin with. She sounds like a zombie and I hope she doesn't come back on. Talented sure, but boring as poo poo.

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Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


She was born that way.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
Gonna go out on a limb here and say I really enjoyed the interview. I completely expected her to come in and act like Paris Hilton on Letterman by really making Howard work for the interview, but I thought she was fairly honest about herself.

And the performances were pretty drat good.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Kelly posted:

Robin's logic is loving insane. Why would you go on a kayak if you don't know how to swim? I am a pretty good swimmer and I still don't know if I would venture out onto Barnegat Bay in a kayak. There is so much traffic on that water - it's very easy to see how you might capsize.

I was just thinking this. Her excuses for not taking swim lessons were beyond stupid too.

I haven't heard the lady gaga interview yet but her fans, "little monsters", are the worst. Just listened to Schuli talk to some fans outside the studio. I threw up a little in my mouth when they talked about how she empowers them :rolleyes:

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Howard's comments on Artie really bummed me out since I still had a glimmer of hope that maybe he'd be back, but Howard put a nail in that coffin today.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002

MrMidnight posted:

loving guy is the definition of creepy. He's totally checking out that rear end. I would be too though so...

Jesus, he is the definition of "schlub" right there.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
I listened to Lady Gaga and I wasn't very impressed. Her performances were good but overall the interview was boring. I feel like you never know when she's telling the truth or if it's part of her schtick.

High Pitch Mike's "a bloo bloo bloo you're amazing and you've saved lives" and his comment that "she's the most important performer ever interviewed" made me roll my eyes so loving hard. What an idiot.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Glumwheels posted:

I listened to Lady Gaga and I wasn't very impressed. Her performances were good but overall the interview was boring. I feel like you never know when she's telling the truth or if it's part of her schtick.

High Pitch Mike's "a bloo bloo bloo you're amazing and you've saved lives" and his comment that "she's the most important performer ever interviewed" made me roll my eyes so loving hard. What an idiot.

Lady Gaga is a pretty huge star but a better solo artist than Billy Joel or Paul McCartney? Please

nukem
Jun 6, 2003

Yes, I love that man of mine.

an adult beverage posted:

Howard's comments on Artie really bummed me out since I still had a glimmer of hope that maybe he'd be back, but Howard put a nail in that coffin today.

Couldn't help but cringe during that part. Was he really having fun or was he just on heroin?

Anything else, Howard?

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Gaga was a surprisingly decent interview, I expected her to give pat answers and only talk about the poo poo she wanted to discuss given her mass market appeal situation, but she was pretty forthcoming on many of the personal questions Howard asked.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Ether Frenzy posted:

Gaga was a surprisingly decent interview, I expected her to give pat answers and only talk about the poo poo she wanted to discuss given her mass market appeal situation, but she was pretty forthcoming on many of the personal questions Howard asked.

Has she ever licked a guy's rear end in a top hat?

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Joe Don Baker posted:

Has she ever licked a guy's rear end in a top hat?

Are you wearing panties?

Birthday Cake
Feb 12, 2008

Tom, this is "Mayor's Fun Money." You can use it anywhere.
"After I cum, I like to watch O'Reilly."
Definitely the funniest part of today's show.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Glumwheels posted:


High Pitch Mike's "a bloo bloo bloo you're amazing and you've saved lives" and his comment that "she's the most important performer ever interviewed" made me roll my eyes so loving hard. What an idiot.

I would have given my left testicle to have had Artie in the studio during that part. Artie would have had an aneurism during that bit.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Can someone please repost the URL for the goon-hosted site with the trove of Stern bits in mp3?

Peter North
Apr 23, 2003

Ether Frenzy posted:

Gaga was a surprisingly decent interview, I expected her to give pat answers and only talk about the poo poo she wanted to discuss given her mass market appeal situation, but she was pretty forthcoming on many of the personal questions Howard asked.

Does she like big thick cocks? Like, beer can thick?

ChubbyEmoBabe
Sep 6, 2003

-=|NMN|=-

haljordan posted:

Can someone please repost the URL for the goon-hosted site with the trove of Stern bits in mp3?

http://scriptcover.com/

Not mine.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






ChubbyEmoBabe posted:

http://scriptcover.com/

Not mine.

Thanks.

edit: "KC, there's a simple solution to this. Pay Dominic back the next time you win the 330 grand."

haljordan fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Jul 20, 2011

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008
Still listening to the ETM pack. I've made it through the first bit of 2008 and am now well into the Kendra Saga, mixed with a bit of Eric's "moon landing" American Idol webcast.

You can say what you want about Howard Stern, but he is a dude who got paid half a billion dollars to talk to a majorly physically handicapped little person about his masturbatory habits.

And there's still nothing better than Artie laughing, on the verge of tears, at Eric's exploits.

"Bye, shithead!"

ziglol
Oct 13, 2006

I thought Lady Gaga was going to shtick up the interview (since I've only ever seen her do that,) so it was refreshing when she spoke pretty frankly.

Her first song was really powerful, really enjoyed it.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
Scott DePace is maybe the dumbest person I've ever heard speak.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

ChaosMonkey posted:

Still listening to the ETM pack. I've made it through the first bit of 2008 and am now well into the Kendra Saga, mixed with a bit of Eric's "moon landing" American Idol webcast.

You can say what you want about Howard Stern, but he is a dude who got paid half a billion dollars to talk to a majorly physically handicapped little person about his masturbatory habits.

And there's still nothing better than Artie laughing, on the verge of tears, at Eric's exploits.

"Bye, shithead!"

Howard did a lot of probing, but Artie was the one who really made the Midget popular. Howard was too afraid to push him too far, but Artie did not give a gently caress. Sometimes he felt bad, but he never stopped hating Eric, and that's what gave us gold.

Sizzlechest
May 7, 2007
The Lady Gaga interview was good. Don't fault Howard for her being empty-headed. She's a dope with an incredible amount of talent. It's just further proof there is no God, or if there is, he's trolling the gently caress out of us.

Korak
Nov 29, 2007
TV FACIST
The thing is the interview highlights for me how talentless Lady GaGa is. She's all production and planning out to the -nth degree. Style over substance.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Wasn't there a "who's the biggest whore?" contest a few months ago? Ugh.

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.

Korak posted:

The thing is the interview highlights for me how talentless Lady GaGa is. She's all production and planning out to the -nth degree. Style over substance.

Really? The singing with only a piano didn't show you otherwise?

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Korak posted:

The thing is the interview highlights for me how talentless Lady GaGa is. She's all production and planning out to the -nth degree. Style over substance.

She writes her own songs. She's written songs for other people. She plays multiple instruments at her concert. She doesn't lip-sync. She hasn't had plastic surgery.

What else do you need?

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

FogHelmut posted:

What else do you need?

An original idea?

Gaga is getting close to the end of Madonna's playbook.

Streebs
Dec 6, 2003

RIP

Sand Monster posted:

Wasn't there a "who's the biggest whore?" contest a few months ago? Ugh.

Apparently people thought it was dumb that the contest was all porn stars so they are doing another one with regular women.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

Streebs posted:

Apparently people thought it was dumb that the contest was all porn stars so they are doing another one with regular women.

It's dumb no matter who the contestants are...

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.


Worth every penny!

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

Transmodiar posted:



Worth every penny!

Howard's response to people questioning his schedule is so predictable.

http://www.marksfriggin.com/news.htm#wed

Howard said he's done this for over 40 years or something crazy like that. Howard said he started out in college radio and that's almost 39 years or something crazy like that. Howard said he doesn't want anymore letters telling him he doesn't work enough. He said he is there doing his job and talking a few days a week. He said he's terrific at it and he wouldn't be there if he sucked at it.

Howard said there are people who get paid and they've put in their time. Robin said that's right and it's hard time.

fuzzi
Oct 14, 2002
Nobody commenting on the revelation on today's show that Jackie was making 1.5 million a year when he walked out?

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

fuzzi posted:

Nobody commenting on the revelation on today's show that Jackie was making 1.5 million a year when he walked out?

What a loving retard.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

heavy liquid posted:

Howard's response to people questioning his schedule is so predictable.

http://www.marksfriggin.com/news.htm#wed

Howard said he's done this for over 40 years or something crazy like that. Howard said he started out in college radio and that's almost 39 years or something crazy like that. Howard said he doesn't want anymore letters telling him he doesn't work enough. He said he is there doing his job and talking a few days a week. He said he's terrific at it and he wouldn't be there if he sucked at it.

Howard said there are people who get paid and they've put in their time. Robin said that's right and it's hard time.

What the hell does he do in therapy? Anytime someone disagrees with him he ultimately shifts to the resolution of "well then don't talk/listen to me".

Years ago when Jessica Hahn was upset over her husband dying and got into an argument with Howard his reply was, "well then maybe we should stop being friends".

I bet his marriage went like this too:

Allison: Howard, I want you to stop locking yourself in the basement and watching bondage porn. Be a husband and a father.

Howard: No..look...see...the fact of the matter is, we should just get a divorce because I don't know why you don't think this is normal.

It's like he goes out of his way to do nothing but surround himself with friends and family that will approve of his decisions. You don't like what he's doing, then leave.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Transmodiar posted:



Worth every penny!


Jeez. I just took a screenshot to include today and tweeted it to Howard et al. - it made me feel proactive at least. I am seriously starting to consider just canceling my Best of Sirius package on XM.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Jesus, those MarksFriggin recaps are so awful...

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Brocktoon posted:

Jesus, those MarksFriggin recaps are so awful...


They really are...there's no flavor to them. I didn't think it was possible, but he makes the show sound like instructions for automotive care or something.

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

fuzzi posted:

Nobody commenting on the revelation on today's show that Jackie was making 1.5 million a year when he walked out?

It's not too far off from what I thought he was making, but definitely higher. I always thought it was high six figures, but not much more than one mil. Have to agree with Howard: Walking out on 1.5 mil is pretty retarded.

Robin made a funny comment during yesterday's show when they were talking about J-Lo and Marc Anthony splitting up. Howard was saying something about how you know she's a pain in the rear end when you see her posing on stage. Robin then said how she knew Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman were going to split up because Nicole was perfectly posed for every photo of them together and seemed more interested in the camera. All I could think of was EVERY photo I've ever seen of Howard and Beth.

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Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

Kelly posted:

They really are...there's no flavor to them. I didn't think it was possible, but he makes the show sound like instructions for automotive care or something.

"Howard said he's done this for over 40 years or something crazy like that. Howard said he started out in college radio and that's almost 39 years or something crazy like that."

:what:

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