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Trainmonk
Jul 4, 2007

djf posted:

http://twitter.com/hostilemass

most of my tweets are about boxing, comics and sucking up to rappers.

followed a bunch of folk on this thread by rating their most recent tweet and following anyone scoring higher than a 6/10.

I qualified, probably because my tweet was about cum, which is always funny to everyone.

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Little Egypt
Jun 26, 2007
http://twitter.com/I_mRen

A Slice of Bread
Dec 20, 2007
Currently, I tweet pretending to be animals.

RetroVirus
Jun 27, 2004

http://twitter.com/repoghost

I like to converse with others mostly, but I post things I make and sometimes really exciting thoughts/things I overhear.

Doctor Doctor
May 25, 2009

"I'm not a hero, I'm just an old killer"
https://twitter.com/DoctorDoctorMd

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho
blank

Deadbeat Dad has a new favorite as of 05:29 on Aug 21, 2012

soundnthefury
Nov 14, 2004
Fist of the North Star
https://twitter.com/DGoddamnGlover

Just me cracking jokes and quipping, mostly.

soundnthefury has a new favorite as of 13:53 on Jun 16, 2011

Moe_Rahn
Jun 1, 2006

I got a question
why they hatin' on me?
I ain't did nothin' to 'em
but count this money
and put my team on
got my whole clique stunnin'
boy wassup
yeeeeeaaaaaahhhh
ostensibly about baseball. bullshit, mostly.

FingerbangMisfire
Feb 17, 2007

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, honesty, and decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
Bout writing (with regards to traditional publishing and self-publishing as in the CC thread) and journalism (with a smattering of other dumb poo poo as well)

https://twitter.com/vitka

FingerbangMisfire has a new favorite as of 08:53 on Jun 15, 2011

Nagasaur
Apr 8, 2009
I made my twitter as Ludwig van Beethoven when SomethingAwful did the historical figures twitter thread. I usually heckle Mozart or JohnPhilipSousa, and I get sent angry tweets from random people about how I'm slandering Beethoven.

http://twitter.com/DroppinTheBeet

Zuriel147
May 1, 2009

soundnthefury posted:

https://twitter.com/DGoddamnGlover

I saw this:

"There's a Tea Party Camp for kids? Why bother? They're already ill-informed, petulant and short-sighted. #teaparty"

And knew I must follow immediately.

an actual cat irl
Aug 29, 2004

http://twitter.com/#!/LITERALLYACAT

I promise I won't poo poo up your twitter feed by posting hundreds of boring updates every day.

FlushablPet
Apr 27, 2002
AtKajAndAarAt
Mostly random musings, the occasional snark.
http://www.twitter.com/flushy78

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

New to Twitter

http://twitter.com/Cthulhus_Hulu

Catgirl Al Capone has a new favorite as of 00:48 on Jun 23, 2011

gripebomb
Dec 13, 2006

I wanted to fight the world.

- Eddie Kingston
Back into Twitter again, mostly will be me ranting about racing, bragging about my phone, and stupid stuff all around.

http://twitter.com/onefunkynote

Beenleigh Blues
Oct 23, 2010
http://twitter.com/UristMcTweet

This is my personal twitter account. I had to separate it out from my business account on the grounds that some of my potential customers may be put off by the liberal use of #furiouslymasturbating hashtags.

Beenleigh Blues has a new favorite as of 23:22 on Jul 1, 2011

Homme
May 11, 2009
I will tweet about video games and music. And send dumb messages to goons. Let's be tweet-tit-tat buddies.

http://twitter.com/copydanguest

Homme has a new favorite as of 03:51 on Jul 4, 2011

matthew j
Nov 29, 2009

do work son.
I'm @feetypjz

I've been tweeting for a week. It still feels weird but I'm slowly getting used to it. Kind of fun, actually.

clockwork automaton
May 2, 2007

You've probably never heard of them.

Fun Shoe
http://twitter.com/lindseybieda

I tweet about programming and politics, mostly

Wagoneer
Jul 16, 2006

hay there!
I'm http://twitter.com/jimalytics


You'll probably only be interested in this if you are one of the following:
- From Atlanta
- A web analyst (or interested in web analytics)
- A personal friend

Enjoy.

jopo
Jan 29, 2007

Kovalev out 6-8 months with lazy bones
http://www.twitter.com/jordan_potter I write jokes and put em on the twitter.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
I like following goons as they're more interesting than celebs and my colleagues.

Added the last couple of pages, mine is http://twitter.com/#!/jezzerh

I'm not very interesting :shrug:

Acrolos
Mar 29, 2004

http://twitter.com/solorca

I post something about 3-4 times a week, usually me (trying to be) funny.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
http://twitter.com/DEARRICHARDKARN

Smallpox the Sick
May 19, 2009
http://mobile.twitter.com/SmallpoxTheSick

Mostly dumb poo poo that I think is funny.

QWERTTY
May 26, 2009

Maui Wowie
http://twitter.com/xSNACKPACK

ASDFSADHRW5466SDFG

Acethomas
Sep 21, 2004

NHL 1451 684 773 1457
http://www.twitter.com/jason_tm

Random Stuff mostly about :
Los Angeles Area
My meetup group (LA Hockey Meetup)
Hockey (Kings / Ducks mostly)
Rec Hockey (I play at TSC, Culver and Long Beach)
The Food Truck scene in the South Bay
Interesting stuff from my friends blogs (about sports and RVs)
Disneyland stuff / food reviews

Acethomas has a new favorite as of 23:14 on Jul 17, 2011

Flavor Bear
Jan 13, 2008

Bear Love is Best Love
Whoa, what'd you goons do?
My goat's twitter is blowin' up and he's freaking out about it.

PhantomBowie
Sep 3, 2009

"I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human."
http://twitter.com/PhantomBowie

Not my "professional" twitter, but might as well use it and say what I want. Bunch of friends back home made twitters to post random stuff while high, I made a twitter just to make dumb tweets with them. This is that twitter....don't judge. :ohdear:

Jason Funk
Dec 23, 2007

by XyloJW
http://twitter.com/spookyskeletons I don't know if I posted this already!

hooligan
Jun 15, 2001

Arrogant Dutch Fuckwit.
http://twitter.com/Remspoor

Just started not that long ago, I update it once in a while.

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.
Hey guys, could always do with some more followers, mine is http://twitter.com/hintonblogs

phnuggle
Sep 21, 2010

by Y Kant Ozma Post
http://www.twitter.com/TheMarkKirker

Only getting started, just going to be trying to get laughs and engage Piers Morgan in some kind of war of words, ideally.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I mostly post coupons and tips for getting the best prices on mattresses and bedframes. http://twitter.com/randomferret

batomys
Sep 16, 2008

http://twitter.com/#!/offalhaiku

Chances are these tweets will not render you sterile*.







*No guarantees.

Edit: fixed URL.

AncientDirtbag
Feb 16, 2006

http://www.twitter.com/_davek

I'm into SPORTS (hockey and baseball mostly), music, things in Toronto, art and all kinds of other bullshit.

batomys
Sep 16, 2008

I'm kind of new to Twitter, but what's up with all the 'bots' on there? Is this something new? I post this haiku:

Where does the gay go /
After praying it away? /
Bed, Bath & Beyond

And I instantly get a reply with a link to some Bed Bath and Beyond coupons or something. Looking through my meager list of followers, most of them have the exact same type of details, only first name, one word location info, and a description with something like "I just got out of a relationship. Bring on the cock!" followed by a link to some porn site. Has it always been this way? It's like for every new tweet there is a spam message received, and I look at the people who sent them and they have 1,000 tweets all identical.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

batomys posted:

I'm kind of new to Twitter, but what's up with all the 'bots' on there? Is this something new? I post this haiku:

Where does the gay go /
After praying it away? /
Bed, Bath & Beyond

And I instantly get a reply with a link to some Bed Bath and Beyond coupons or something. Looking through my meager list of followers, most of them have the exact same type of details, only first name, one word location info, and a description with something like "I just got out of a relationship. Bring on the cock!" followed by a link to some porn site. Has it always been this way? It's like for every new tweet there is a spam message received, and I look at the people who sent them and they have 1,000 tweets all identical.

I never had anything like that until this week when I get two new followers looking for dates or somesuch. I just blocked them and reported the accounts fro spam.

Shart Carbuncle
Aug 4, 2004

Star Trek:
The Motion Picture
It's been a common problem for a long time. Twitter doesn't really do anything to actively police things.

Talk about Apple products and prepare to be inundated with FREE IPADS.

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TONY DANZAS HO
Aug 27, 2003

retired
and
loving it
http://www.twitter.com/brozone_layer

this is brodys twitter, 2 be used only for sick rear end adventure stories about bangin sluts and getting mad wasted

also, guy fieri

#fierifacts

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