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chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Shes Not Impressed posted:

He was breaking the LAWWGGHH

Is he going to jail for this?


where are his parents? Are his parents there?

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ChubbyEmoBabe
Sep 6, 2003

-=|NMN|=-

chiz posted:

so do we know the reason he left/got fired, whatever?

There's probably lots of positions for uptight "serious business" types now that newscorp is sending the lambs out.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
who gives a poo poo who gives a gently caress

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Bonzo posted:

What the hell does he do in therapy? Anytime someone disagrees with him he ultimately shifts to the resolution of "well then don't talk/listen to me".

Years ago when Jessica Hahn was upset over her husband dying and got into an argument with Howard his reply was, "well then maybe we should stop being friends".

I bet his marriage went like this too:

Allison: Howard, I want you to stop locking yourself in the basement and watching bondage porn. Be a husband and a father.

Howard: No..look...see...the fact of the matter is, we should just get a divorce because I don't know why you don't think this is normal.

It's like he goes out of his way to do nothing but surround himself with friends and family that will approve of his decisions. You don't like what he's doing, then leave.

It's all rampant and unstopping insecurity. He's in the Top 5% of Americans income-wise and he's a stupid, miserable gently caress. I can see why people leave that position. To deal with that on a constant basis must be a nightmare.

FogHelmut posted:

If Langford is gone, what else is there left to care about?

I imagine Eric the Midget is excited at this and will call in and wait for hours before falling back into a horrible depression about it.

-Atom- posted:

Langford was hilarious.

He was great at whatever he did, and had a remarkable gravitas about him. Considering he was basically the frontman for a gigantic trolling operation.

chiz posted:

well, to be fair she didn't know that she was being funny, ie, laughed at.


MAN the show is just more and more in tatters these days. No more Artie, no more Midget, Langford is gone and Robin has a much larger presence on the show.

The show is like a bombed out battleship just coasting along, a shadow of its former self.

It's Imusing out, much like O&A are. The era of the shock jock is now long dead, and in their infinite wisdom they have decided that if they hold out the funny, then it hurts Sirius more than it hurts them. And they are only half right.

Crotch Bat posted:

Probably because he got a better offer. If he cares about his journalism, and I suspect he does, then it's probably been really bad to have that job for the past 12-18 months as literally nothing has happened after Artie left aside from Howard re-signing. He can go work for a legit news outlet and do actual journalism that will make him feel more accomplished. That or he gets a bigger paycheck.

I hope so. Despite being a dick at times, he could be a good reporter.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Bonzo posted:



Howard: No..look...see...the fact of the matter is, we should just get a divorce because I don't know why you don't think this is normal.


In other words,

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:


I imagine Eric the Midget is excited at this and will call in and wait for hours before falling back into a horrible depression about it.


If you're like me, you've been immersed in 2007-2008 Artie and Eric the Midget-land. That's when ETM really hated Langford.

3 years later, we rarely hear from ETM. I doubt he gives much a gently caress about Langford anymore.

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008

Millstone posted:

In other news, remember ETM's cover of Wild Thing? Did we ever get to hear the other song he was working on, "Our Two Hearts Will Prove Them Wrong" ??

Literally just listened to this and I'm reasonably sure there was only the one song, and the "cover" of Wild Thing was it.

I'd forgotten that along with all the "Eric, seriously, what do you want to be called?" names (e.g. "Eric the lovely Penis," "Eric the Rude, Obnoxious, and Annoying Midget") there were also several sound clips of him just saying stupid poo poo. My faaaaavorite is "I'm trying to gently caress a chicken!"

Those same clips also got us this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZB_DjBrmsQ

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

ChaosMonkey posted:

Literally just listened to this and I'm reasonably sure there was only the one song, and the "cover" of Wild Thing was it.

I'd forgotten that along with all the "Eric, seriously, what do you want to be called?" names (e.g. "Eric the lovely Penis," "Eric the Rude, Obnoxious, and Annoying Midget") there were also several sound clips of him just saying stupid poo poo. My faaaaavorite is "I'm trying to gently caress a chicken!"

Those same clips also got us this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZB_DjBrmsQ

Sal & Richard also edited up Wild Thing.

"WILD THING


YOU MAKE MY COCK

lovely"

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
I always hold that neither Robin nor Howard knew what 0.0 was from. Just watched the video again and it just seems so odd. Artie and Fred are making each other crack up while Robin says/does virtually nothing and Howard just seems annoyed that it interrupts him talking to Eric.

Crotch Bat fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Jul 21, 2011

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008

Millstone posted:

Sal & Richard also edited up Wild Thing.

"WILD THING


YOU MAKE MY COCK

lovely"

Oh, I must've missed this when listening to the show.

I love when Richard calls in during Eric's calls as a woman. It's my faaaaavorite. "I can tell voices! I'm not retarded!"

And here's a new ringtone for all of you:

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Crotch Bat posted:

I always hold that neither Robin nor Howard knew what 0.0 was from. Just watched the video again and it just seems so odd. Artie and Fred are making each other crack up while Robin says/does virtually nothing and Howard just seems annoyed that it interrupts him talking to Eric.

Howard pulled that 'Artie, shut up' thing a few other times when Artie was running away with the show. I remember when Gilbert was on and they were cracking each other up with some Eric the Midget jokes that segued into one of the funniest racist tirades I had ever heard. I think it was shortly after the Niggerwhat bit.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Howard pulled that 'Artie, shut up' thing a few other times when Artie was running away with the show. I remember when Gilbert was on and they were cracking each other up with some Eric the Midget jokes that segued into one of the funniest racist tirades I had ever heard. I think it was shortly after the Niggerwhat bit.

Howard never unleashed Artie on Eric like he could have. I always hate when he would stop Artie from interrupting Eric's long-winded and terrible plugs.

I honestly don't want Eric back on the show without Artie there, Howard lets him drone on way too long.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

an adult beverage posted:

Howard never unleashed Artie on Eric like he could have. I always hate when he would stop Artie from interrupting Eric's long-winded and terrible plugs.

I honestly don't want Eric back on the show without Artie there, Howard lets him drone on way too long.

Agreed. Artie could see through Eric every single time. Even when Artie felt bad, he knew that's how the Midget operated and would strike back. Howard, on the other hand, couldn't see Eric beyond his disabilities and rationalized it by thinking that the Midget was radio gold even though he was dead weight.

In a way, I think the ETM appearances on Stern was a true sign of Howard losing his touch. Would the Stern of the '90s even bother with Eric after the 'Smurf Cock' prank?

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
I'm surprised Langford stayed as long as he did. He clearly cares about investigative journalism and I'm sure it probably infuriated him that Howard could kill any story for no reason.

Books On Tape
Dec 26, 2003

Future of the franchise
The news department is such a joke, they should just have rotating wackpackers take Langford's place, or just hire Beetlejuice.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I hope to God Sour Shoes finds Steve at his new job and keeps calling him.

Also, reddit had a good quote about how Howard will address Steve's leaving.


Reddit posted:

Glimpse 6 months into the future:

Bobo: "Hey howard, I just caught the joan rivers interview on HowardTV, it was amazing, you're the greatest interviewer ever, do you and Beth ever watch porn together?"

Howard: "Thanks Bobo, Joan is great, everyone should get HowardTV to check it out. And No, listen, Beth isn't into watching porn together. I did watch a great babysitter porn last night because Beth was out a premiere for North Shore Animal League.

Bobo: Oh Howard, by the way, whatever happened to Steve Langford?

Howard: Listen, Steve is a great guy, he decided to move on to another job, he was great on the show, and I support him.

Robin: Did I tell you that I almost crashed my boat into the pier last week?

Howard: You need to relax and settle on one hobby, Robin.

/Scene.

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

Bonzo posted:


Also, reddit had a good quote about how Howard will address Steve's leaving.

Sounds about right.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Did they just play Monday's show again today or did I gently caress up labeling my recording and put the wrong show on my ipod a second time, or what?

Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

jerkstore77 posted:

The news department is such a joke, they should just have rotating wackpackers take Langford's place, or just hire Beetlejuice.

Well, yeah. It was always supposed to be kind of a joke, but what was funny was Langford acting like Edward R. Morrow trying to uncover whether or not a grumpy midget was really dating a porn star.

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

Ether Frenzy posted:

Did they just play Monday's show again today or did I gently caress up labeling my recording and put the wrong show on my ipod a second time, or what?

There was no show today. It was a "This Date in Howard Stern" or whatever they call it.

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski
Steve Langford completely deadpanning everything, as ludicrous as it would be, made his 'character' fantastic.

Maybe they'll hire Penny Crohn back. Her senseless crying fits were good radio.

CrazyAss13
Jun 12, 2002
Awesome Dude
Artie Lange is on the podcast, Fixing Joe with Joe Matarese, that came out today.

http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/fixing-joe-with-joe-matarese/id442163901

It sounds like Artie is still dating Adrian. I figured she would have head for the hills by now.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
She was working in a tanning salon. I am sure she figures if she sticks by Artie there will be pay day.

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

heavy liquid posted:

There was no show today. It was a "This Date in Howard Stern" or whatever they call it.

Ok, thanks. I must have just auto-piloted the rename of my recording of the East Coast Feed this morning and put Monday's show on my ipod twice then. (Still boo at a non-live Thursday show after 3 weeks of vacation though.)

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ :allears:
Howard 100 definitely played the Lady Gaga show this morning

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
I heard him talking about the hat he wore over the weekend, that dumb looking black one. Thought it was a new show. Tricky, H100. Tricky.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

Steve Langford completely deadpanning everything, as ludicrous as it would be, made his 'character' fantastic.

Maybe they'll hire Penny Crohn back. Her senseless crying fits were good radio.

It's actually Crone, not Crohn like Chron's Disease which you'd probably want over listening to one of her bitchfests.

Joe 30330
Dec 20, 2007

"We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

ChaosMonkey posted:

Oh, I must've missed this when listening to the show.


Open the etm-sirius-2008 pack and play "Eric the Heartbreaker". It's long, but the parody is at about 27:50 in.

(then fast forward to 32:41 for some classic Langford reporting)

Joe 30330 fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Jul 22, 2011

How Much Art
Oct 29, 2003
Trampoline Destroys Bear

CrazyAss13 posted:

Artie Lange is on the podcast, Fixing Joe with Joe Matarese, that came out today.

http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/fixing-joe-with-joe-matarese/id442163901

It sounds like Artie is still dating Adrian. I figured she would have head for the hills by now.

Thanks for the heads up on the podcast.

Yeesh... still dating that chick? That doesn't sound like a good idea...

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008

Millstone posted:

Open the etm-sirius-2008 pack and play "Eric the Heartbreaker". It's long, but the parody is at about 27:50 in.

(then fast forward to 32:41 for some classic Langford reporting)

Just heard it last night shortly after posting. Thanks!

Also, it seems I misspoke earlier. Eric's "Wild Thing" cover and "Our Two Hearts Will Prove Them Wrong" are different songs; I suppose the latter is consigned to the ether.

Sasquatch!
Nov 18, 2000


While Jackie seemed like a terrible person to work with (and a mediocre joke writer to boot), I cannot help but laugh whenever he starts to crack up. Dude had the most infectious laugh ever.

Sizzlechest
May 7, 2007

Sasquatch! posted:

While Jackie seemed like a terrible person to work with (and a mediocre joke writer to boot), I cannot help but laugh whenever he starts to crack up. Dude had the most infectious laugh ever.

I don't think he was a terrible person. I just think his attitude when it came to compensation was retarded. He reminds me of a lot of people I know who are "pennywise and pound foolish." If he would have had someone like a Don Buchwald negotiate for him instead of finding an agent in the Pennysaver, maybe he'd still have a career. Quite frankly, the fact that he wasn't able to use his success from the show to make a profitable career for himself shows how bad of a businessman he really is. He's like one of those people who are dirt poor, win the lottery, and lose it all in a couple years.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

Sizzlechest posted:

I don't think he was a terrible person. I just think his attitude when it came to compensation was retarded. He reminds me of a lot of people I know who are "pennywise and pound foolish." If he would have had someone like a Don Buchwald negotiate for him instead of finding an agent in the Pennysaver, maybe he'd still have a career. Quite frankly, the fact that he wasn't able to use his success from the show to make a profitable career for himself shows how bad of a businessman he really is. He's like one of those people who are dirt poor, win the lottery, and lose it all in a couple years.

Jackie seemed like a real fun guy to know.A lot of his ideosyncracies were especially funny, but letting a 1.5 mil contract die like that with no real prospects for the future is incredibly dumb. The show's the worse off for not having him on it now, though the Artie years were by and large unbelievably good.

So many years later, if they got Jack back somehow, I'd start to care about the show again.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Sasquatch! posted:

While Jackie seemed like a terrible person to work with (and a mediocre joke writer to boot), I cannot help but laugh whenever he starts to crack up. Dude had the most infectious laugh ever.

The clip of Billy West impersonating various Jackie laughs is classic.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Say what you will about Jackie, at least Billy West returns his phone calls.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Kelly posted:

the hat he wore over the weekend, that dumb looking black one.

Was the hat called "Robin"? oh-OH! -

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
When I re-read "that dumb looking black one" after posting it, I made almost that same joke in my head, then immediately became ashamed. Thank you for making me feel better. :)

musclecoder
Oct 23, 2006

I'm all about meeting girls. I'm all about meeting guys.
A very poorly written story about Langford leaving, kind of - http://www.lfpress.com/news/london/2011/07/22/18456986.html

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Langford has mentioned several times that he has no love for Canada. Now that I found out that he's from London, ON it makes sense.

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Smeep
Jan 20, 2004

musclecoder posted:

A very poorly written story about Langford leaving, kind of - http://www.lfpress.com/news/london/2011/07/22/18456986.html

Yeah, what the hell is that? A story about Tweets? It gives literally zero information on why Steve left or where he's going.

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