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WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives
Wow just...wow. Is it possible for this storyline to get *any* better?
Punk shows up, *unannounced*, throws Trips off his game for a bit, and then leaves.

Cabana was right, he is King Promo.

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I'd like to request an mma video. It's from some z-league where a TKD dude is fighting a much larger wrestler. The wrestler ducks a diving kick then just slams the daylights out of the TKD guy in like 30 seconds.

RHTITE
Dec 26, 2008

projecthalaxy posted:

I'd like to request an mma video. It's from some z-league where a TKD dude is fighting a much larger wrestler. The wrestler ducks a diving kick then just slams the daylights out of the TKD guy in like 30 seconds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8tVTuNZ3Zw

Kind of like watching a fish that was just dragged on to the boat.

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

That's why we have weight classes folks. That one never stops being brutal.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Yeeowwwcchhh. So what actually happened to that poor guy? Just knocked loopy or what?

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
New Claudio's Cafe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzE1oy5L7mc&feature=feedu

tigerdriver82
Jun 15, 2009

Yo, you best
~Protect Your Neck~
Ah yeah, again and again!
Aussie Botchmania!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6CEnRM6-w4

Like Botchmania but with Australians!

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

tigerdriver82 posted:

Aussie Botchmania!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6CEnRM6-w4

Like Botchmania but with Australians!

The spot at 2:30 is classic.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

RHTITE posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8tVTuNZ3Zw

Kind of like watching a fish that was just dragged on to the boat.

Bullock walks like the Iron Sheik. I'm guessing he has knee issues.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Phenix Rising posted:

Yeeowwwcchhh. So what actually happened to that poor guy? Just knocked loopy or what?

Looked it up online, found out Bulloch ended up with a broken back and never competed again after that match. I knew something had to be wrong with the way he was moving after he got slammed, poor dude :(

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I should be working but for some reason I started watching WBF stuff. It's wacky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qAyHYciFVw&NR=1

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

triplexpac posted:

I should be working but for some reason I started watching WBF stuff. It's wacky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qAyHYciFVw&NR=1

They were paying those guys almost 200K average.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
So weird to see Vince portray his WWF as the evil company and have everyone rooting for his WBF.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

triplexpac posted:

So weird to see Vince portray his WWF as the evil company and have everyone rooting for his WBF.
When you're ashamed to be in wrestling and want to be known as ANYTHING but the best wrestling guy on the planet you'll do some weird poo poo.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners

triplexpac posted:

I should be working but for some reason I started watching WBF stuff. It's wacky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qAyHYciFVw&NR=1

First Hacksaw was alot more jacked than I remember, and was the ref for the tug-of-war Bill Alfonso?

thatguyclint
Apr 11, 2005
See, I didn't know that...ducks eat for free at Subway.

crazycarl posted:

First Hacksaw was alot more jacked than I remember, and was the ref for the tug-of-war Bill Alfonso?

Yes, and it appears to be the last time he did, in fact, call it RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE! ...Also, he came equipped with his trusty whistle.

Lloyd Van Buren
Feb 19, 2010

FESTIVE PEOPLE!
Berzerker in shorts and a muscle vest...

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Christian Dinosaur posted:

moty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU_iJfo9yig

ahaaha you posted my gay video

Shes In Parties
Apr 30, 2009

Imperialism is a manifestation of state terrorism.
~

Shes In Parties fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Apr 17, 2013

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Posting this for J-Ru.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnZOPSodtI&hd=1

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

HulkaMatt posted:

Posting this for J-Ru.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnZOPSodtI&hd=1

Why was that man lariatting a baby?

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


HulkaMatt posted:

Posting this for J-Ru.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnZOPSodtI&hd=1

When their arms collided on that one lariat I flinched waiting for the sonic boom.

Lloyd Van Buren
Feb 19, 2010

FESTIVE PEOPLE!

HulkaMatt posted:

Posting this for J-Ru.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnZOPSodtI&hd=1

Niiiiice. I love hossfests :allears:

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...

KryonikMessiah posted:

Wow. I haven't really been a 'rasslin fan for years, but i'd totally buy that game to kick rear end with Homer Simpson.

Good news then*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNfvGm3fmYA


*don't play this game.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


The new trailer for Street Fighter x Tekken deserves to be in this thread. After all, it features Fake Goldberg and Fake Tiger Mask vs. Fake Andre the Giant and a transvestite.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Gavok posted:

The new trailer for Street Fighter x Tekken deserves to be in this thread. After all, it features Fake Goldberg and Fake Tiger Mask vs. Fake Andre the Giant and a transvestite.

I love the rationale/backstory of Poison. Punching a tranny is always more family friendly than hitting a woman.

SlippyFists
Jul 16, 2007

To The Flowers of Time!

http://youtu.be/yjTlW_2GF_0

CM Punk now appearing at Indies

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?

Commissar Ken posted:

I love the rationale/backstory of Poison. Punching a tranny is always more family friendly than hitting a woman.

She's only a tranny in Japan, in America she's post-op :eng101:

I honestly have no idea if that makes things better or worse, I'm just amused at what a clusterfuck Street Fighter's story is due to the early 90s.

E: Also, for pure :spergin: purposes, King is like 50% Tiger Mask, 50% Fray Tormenta, and wasn't there a discussion somewhere around here about how Mike Haggar was pretty much a combination of Jesse Ventura and Dan Severn?

404GoonNotFound fucked around with this message at 01:02 on Jul 25, 2011

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

triplexpac posted:

So weird to see Vince portray his WWF as the evil company and have everyone rooting for his WBF.

It was probably that tug o war where Ric Flair said to himself, "What the gently caress am I doing here? Was Spartacus that bad?".

I hate Fonzie but he was awesome there.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

404GoonNotFound posted:

E: Also, for pure :spergin: purposes, King is like 50% Tiger Mask, 50% Fray Tormenta, and wasn't there a discussion somewhere around here about how Mike Haggar was pretty much a combination of Jesse Ventura and Dan Severn?

Haggar was around way before Ventura got into politics. I'm pretty sure that physically he's supposed to be modelled after Freddie Mercury.

PunkBoy
Aug 22, 2008

You wanna get through this?
I always find it strange that besides King, fighting games don't have more Puro-esque characters. They tend to be either luchadores or American wrestlers.

Lloyd Van Buren
Feb 19, 2010

FESTIVE PEOPLE!

Suben posted:

Haggar was around way before Ventura got into politics. I'm pretty sure that physically he's supposed to be modelled after Freddie Mercury.

Freddie Mercury after being exposed to whatever made the Hulk go green and huge maybe.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Commissar Ken posted:

I love the rationale/backstory of Poison. Punching a tranny is always more family friendly than hitting a woman.

Holy poo poo I never thought Poison being transsexual was a confirmed thing but...

Video games/censorship :psyduck:

Also that video is awesome and makes me realize they could/should do a Saturday Night Slam Masters remake.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010

PunkBoy posted:

I always find it strange that besides King, fighting games don't have more Puro-esque characters. They tend to be either luchadores or American wrestlers.

Flippies are more exciting than endless chops and dropping people directly on their head. :colbert:

Probably legal stuff too.

Lloyd Van Buren
Feb 19, 2010

FESTIVE PEOPLE!

Bocc Kob posted:

Flippies are more exciting than endless chops and dropping people directly on their head. :colbert:

:monocle: what madness is this??

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Bocc Kob posted:

Flippies are more exciting than endless chops and dropping people directly on their head. :colbert:

Probably legal stuff too.

Sounds like someone has never seen any puro.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
New CHIKARA Podcast is up, but it's a bit different this week with Quack & Colt basically marking out about the match they're getting to have at Chikarasaurus Rex II

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpPLuWd6Amg

ZoDiAC_
Jun 23, 2003

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjbY-vBPnzo

JBL's latest Youtube video. Winehouse dying, Tiger Woods, "Albert" Del Riiiiiioooooooooo . . . .

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


On a Masato Tanaka kick. Thought this vid owned. BEWARE: CHAIRSHOTS AUGH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YZQSn3Skck

More people need to realize Masato Tanaka owns anyway.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I never wanted to see the Tanaka table spot ever again. Yee.

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