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john mayer: Jan 18, 2011

audio posted:

Went to the HSSA pet store at the mall today because I forgot to make an appointment at the Apple Store.

They had 3 kittens that were all very sleepy and recently spayed.

This is Phoebe, and I wanted to take her home.

This is Jack, and he weighs 22 lbs. I asked the HSSA rep if she had picked him up. She said that she had never tried, and then went and picked him up. His paws were like the size of his face.

Bonus: genius marketing

Aw I work right next to there! I'm going to go visit Jack and try to pick him up :3

# ? Jul 30, 2011 06:00

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# ? May 10, 2024 19:08

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

CougarsWrath posted:

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black cats are so great

# ? Jul 30, 2011 06:16

Tokin Ring: Jun 12, 2011; ^{Teh boners}

rotor posted:

black cats are so great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3H4prjMDGY

# ? Jul 30, 2011 06:22

blorpy: Jan 5, 2005

rebus and kattie lee

# ? Jul 30, 2011 06:25

8ender: Sep 24, 2003; clown is watching you sleep

Reposting these because Angel and Poe are some top shelf cattes that I pet all day

# ? Jul 30, 2011 07:15

JawnV6: Jul 4, 2004; So hot ...

black cats?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeuVSLaVazk

and the tortie

# ? Jul 30, 2011 07:33

Gynocentric Regime: Jun 9, 2010; by Cyrano4747

Black cat crew represent

# ? Jul 30, 2011 08:18

Hugh G. Rectum: Mar 1, 2011

help my cat just ate all my shrooms what should i do goons

# ? Jul 30, 2011 08:23

Pope Guilty: Nov 6, 2006; The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

black cattes with those little tufts of white on their chests look so dapper

# ? Jul 30, 2011 09:02

toxicitysquared: Nov 12, 2007; Jiggled Again

Atasi posted:

Black cat crew represent

why is your house so empty

# ? Jul 30, 2011 09:08

Gynocentric Regime: Jun 9, 2010; by Cyrano4747

jigglemaster7 posted:

why is your house so empty

That's just the open area between the stairs, living room, and dining room. The cats like it because there's a big window facing southeast, so it gets sun most of the day in summer.

# ? Jul 30, 2011 09:13

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

my catte does this on the rare occasions the ear gets stuck back

# ? Jul 30, 2011 09:14

Rahu: Feb 14, 2009; let me just check my figures real quick here; Grimey Drawer

My friend just got a kitten :3

# ? Jul 30, 2011 09:38

EMILY BLUNTS: Jan 1, 2005

law abiding rapist posted:

help my cat just ate all my shrooms what should i do goons

# ? Jul 30, 2011 09:45

Gibfender: Apr 15, 2007; Electricity In Our Homes

black cats you say?

# ? Jul 30, 2011 12:10

Hugh G. Rectum: Mar 1, 2011

Coffee Quack posted:

got this one framed

Matei Apostolescu posted:

An experiment that attempted to merge cat and machine mind for military purposes fails and creates a super intelligent race of cyborg cats that nearly wipe out the human race.The few survivors left are turned into cyborg long range telepathic transmitters/amplifiers. However recent advances in telepathy render the human based devices obsolete and the new masters set to replace them.

bad catte

Hugh G. Rectum fucked around with this message at 12:25 on Jul 30, 2011

# ? Jul 30, 2011 12:16

Armadillos!: Mar 28, 2010; I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.

Rahu posted:

My friend just got a kitten :3

tiny orange kittens yesssssssss

# ? Jul 30, 2011 13:21

Nigel Danvers: Oct 29, 2009

Armadillos! posted:

tiny orange kittens yesssssssss

god drat, every time someone posts a kitten I check out local ads,

# ? Jul 30, 2011 13:52

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

# ? Jul 30, 2011 14:32

my dog boyfriend!!: Nov 21, 2008

guys quit it now im thinking of secretly getting a black kitten once i move in :ohdear:

# ? Jul 30, 2011 15:01

Nigel Danvers: Oct 29, 2009

why would you want to do that? i mean look how stupid these black kittens look

also kitten airplane ears are the p. stupid.

# ? Jul 30, 2011 15:13

my dog boyfriend!!: Nov 21, 2008

this is what faraday looked like before i got him

fuuuuuuuuuck... can i get a kitten and then somehow magically fastforward through the teenage shithead year(s)?

# ? Jul 30, 2011 16:03

Tokin Ring: Jun 12, 2011; ^{Teh boners}

jigglemaster7 posted:

why is your house so empty

protip: some people don't like filling their dwelling with unnecessary kitschy poo poo and actually prefer having some open space.

# ? Jul 30, 2011 16:22

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

holy poo poo! http://rrgallery.storenvy.com/products/104060-meowtron-kube-print

# ? Jul 30, 2011 16:42

Sneaking Mission: Nov 11, 2008

ill form the second head

# ? Jul 30, 2011 16:43

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

I'll pet the head

# ? Jul 30, 2011 16:46

Fayez Butts: Aug 24, 2006

OuterSpaceMan posted:

lordy me that's fuckin cute

# ? Jul 30, 2011 16:52

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

mod sassinator posted:

holy poo poo! http://rrgallery.storenvy.com/products/104060-meowtron-kube-print

form blazing hairball

# ? Jul 30, 2011 17:18

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

OuterSpaceMan posted:

kittens have zero bones they just kinda wriggle their way into doing stuff and there's no rational explanation for it.

# ? Jul 30, 2011 17:36

minivanmegafun: Jul 27, 2004

KITTY

COUCH

POTATO

also a video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E6wmeTD1Yg

# ? Jul 30, 2011 18:21

devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

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# ? Jul 30, 2011 18:30

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

page 761 is black pride page

# ? Jul 30, 2011 18:37

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

devmd01 posted:

lol

# ? Jul 30, 2011 18:37

audio: Dec 8, 2010; scanning for shit posts

# ? Jul 30, 2011 18:39

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

# ? Jul 30, 2011 18:39

Sneaking Mission: Nov 11, 2008

minivanmegafun posted:

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Tokin Ring: Jun 12, 2011; ^{Teh boners}

Sneaking Mission posted:

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lord funk: Feb 16, 2004

audio posted:

# ? Jul 30, 2011 20:17

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Mr Paws brought me a lizard last night, and woke my rear end up with yet another screechy rear end bird I had to push out the front door

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# ? Jul 30, 2011 20:22

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TOO SCSI FOR MY CAT: Oct 12, 2008; this is what happens when you take UI design away from engineers and give it to a bunch of hipster art student "designers"

LooseChanj posted:

Mr Paws brought me a lizard last night, and woke my rear end up with yet another screechy rear end bird I had to push out the front door

yo get the kindle 3, it's so much better because pages refresh in like 1/3 the time as the old kindle

# ? Jul 30, 2011 20:36

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