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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
Allow me to show you the United States' newest and greatest bomber.

Ten engines, four of them General Electric J47 jet turbines, and the other six the tried and proven Pratt & Whitney R-4360-53 Wasp Major, allow a cruising speed of over four hundred miles per hour.

The only aircraft with the capability to carry the United States' most powerful weapon, the Mark 17 hydrogen bomb, or eighty-six thousand pounds of conventional bombs, and the capability to carry the McDonnel XF-85 parasite fighter.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Convair B-36 Peacemaker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruE8yhkHke8

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2ndclasscitizen
Jan 2, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Styles Bitchley posted:

Fun fact about the Navy version of the F-35: engineered to be able make it back to ship with only one engine running.

:golfclap:

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Styles Bitchley posted:

Fun fact about the Navy version of the F-35: engineered to be able make it back to ship with only one engine running.

:iceburn:

atomicthumbs posted:

Allow me to show you the United States' newest and greatest bomber.

Ten engines, four of them General Electric J47 jet turbines, and the other six the tried and proven Pratt & Whitney R-4360-53 Wasp Major, allow a cruising speed of over four hundred miles per hour.

The only aircraft with the capability to carry the United States' most powerful weapon, the Mark 17 hydrogen bomb, or eighty-six thousand pounds of conventional bombs, and the capability to carry the McDonnel XF-85 parasite fighter.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Convair B-36 Peacemaker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruE8yhkHke8

Six turnin' and four burnin'...and sometimes more when those Wasp Majors caught on fire. Or as the crews put it, "two turning, two burning, two smoking, two joking, and two unaccounted for."

benito
Sep 28, 2004

And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

iyaayas01 posted:

:iceburn:


Six turnin' and four burnin'...and sometimes more when those Wasp Majors caught on fire. Or as the crews put it, "two turning, two burning, two smoking, two joking, and two unaccounted for."

Or sometimes glowing. While the test flights with working nuclear reactors on board never involved them powering the engines, they did 47 such flights as a proof of concept. In the 1950s we had a bomber that could carry a nuclear reactor and nuclear weapons at the same time. It's always interesting to wonder where aviation would have gone if the Spruce Goose and B-36 mindset had become more practical.

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Styles Bitchley posted:

Fun fact about the Navy version of the F-35: engineered to be able make it back to ship with only one engine running.

This is a very nice burn and I was thinking this would be the first single engine carrier borne aircraft since the F-4U Corsair. But they've had several single engine jets, the F-8 Crusader, the A-4 Skyhawk and the A-7 Corsair immediately come to mind. They had more unreliable engines than the F-35 will have, but I will concede they were dedicated attack aircraft and not multi/swing-role.

A quick trawl of wikipedia mid-post reveals further single engine jets, used operationally as fighters: F9F Cougar/Panther, F11 Tiger, F3H Demon. I'm sure the engine reliability of those helped seal the deal of the double barreled fighter for the following decades. :v:

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


atomicthumbs posted:

Allow me to show you the United States' newest and greatest bomber.

Ten engines, four of them General Electric J47 jet turbines, and the other six the tried and proven Pratt & Whitney R-4360-53 Wasp Major, allow a cruising speed of over four hundred miles per hour.

The only aircraft with the capability to carry the United States' most powerful weapon, the Mark 17 hydrogen bomb, or eighty-six thousand pounds of conventional bombs, and the capability to carry the McDonnel XF-85 parasite fighter.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Convair B-36 Peacemaker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruE8yhkHke8

That's Colonel Potter in there as the engineer along with Brig.Gen. Jimmy Stewart. I still haven't seen this movie all the way through, but it's essentially a feature-length SAC propaganda film, yeah?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

benito posted:

Or sometimes glowing. While the test flights with working nuclear reactors on board never involved them powering the engines, they did 47 such flights as a proof of concept. In the 1950s we had a bomber that could carry a nuclear reactor and nuclear weapons at the same time. It's always interesting to wonder where aviation would have gone if the Spruce Goose and B-36 mindset had become more practical.

I just love how insane the Cold War made the US and USSR. We just did not give a gently caress about anything. I understand why this type of behavior isn't sustainable and I'm glad society tries to be normal, but just think of where humanity would be if we just went apeshit and went full bore with all technology.

Either dead or the most spectacular thing for trillions of miles. Goddamn would it be awesome, though.

Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL

BSAKat posted:

That's Colonel Potter in there as the engineer along with Brig.Gen. Jimmy Stewart. I still haven't seen this movie all the way through, but it's essentially a feature-length SAC propaganda film, yeah?

I wouldn't call it a bad movie, it's just that nothing much happens. They fly around in B-36's for most of the film, then end up transferring to B-47's, and the triumphant climax of the movie is where they fly B-47's from one place, to another place, and nothing happens.

Really a very accurate and predictive metaphor for the whole cold war.

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


Slo-Tek posted:

I wouldn't call it a bad movie, it's just that nothing much happens. They fly around in B-36's for most of the film, then end up transferring to B-47's, and the triumphant climax of the movie is where they fly B-47's from one place, to another place, and nothing happens.

Really a very accurate and predictive metaphor for the whole cold war.

That's kind of the vibe I got from the bits of the movie I've seen. Still, it's cool to see those old birds flying around. Oh, and apropos of nothing, I loving love your Bucky-avatar.

Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL

BSAKat posted:

That's kind of the vibe I got from the bits of the movie I've seen. Still, it's cool to see those old birds flying around. Oh, and apropos of nothing, I loving love your Bucky-avatar.

The Bucky avatar is by Boris Artzybasheff, GIS some more of his stuff because it is all awesome.



Check out this 1950's propaganda film awesomeness. Northrop Aviation tells you why you should stop worrying and love the wing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_NehU6fMWY&feature=player_embedded

I would gleefully kill for that 4' desk model of the B-49.

Slo-Tek fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jul 30, 2011

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005

BSAKat posted:

That's Colonel Potter in there as the engineer along with Brig.Gen. Jimmy Stewart. I still haven't seen this movie all the way through, but it's essentially a feature-length SAC propaganda film, yeah?

I think it's available on Netflix Watch Instantly (although it might have been removed), but it's really not a very good movie. The flying sequences are pretty impressive, but outside of that, the plot is completely forgettable, and most of the actors are pretty bad as well.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Slo-Tek posted:

I wouldn't call it a bad movie, it's just that nothing much happens. They fly around in B-36's for most of the film, then end up transferring to B-47's, and the triumphant climax of the movie is where they fly B-47's from one place, to another place, and nothing happens.

Really a very accurate and predictive metaphor for the whole cold war.

To be fair there is the bit where they crash one of the B-36s at Thule, but yeah, other than that bit that was a very accurate description. I kind of thought it was cool how the character Jimmy Stewart played in the movie wasn't too far removed from his real life experiences, since he flew combat missions during WWII and remained an officer in the Reserves after the war, eventually rising to the rank of Brigadier General (and flying as an observer on a combat mission over Vietnam).

It is funny though...fighter pilots have Top Gun, where the main character flies by the seat of his pants, falls in love/breaks up/falls back in love with his instructor, rides motorcycles without a helmet, breaks every rule in the book, gets his back seater killed, and eventually comes to terms with his issues by saving the day and shooting down a shitload of bad guys. Bomber pilots/SAC have Strategic Air Command, where the main character flies as a team member on a crew, follows all his checklists to a T, is proud to serve his country without any sort of ego, has a dutiful wife that is happy to follow him wherever the Air Force takes him, and "saves the day" by "providing deterrence" through flying bombers from one place to another place without actually dropping any ordnance or killing any bad guys.

Pretty apt cultural representation. Fighter pilots may make movies while bomber pilots make history, but goddamn is that history pretty loving boring compared to the fighter pilot movies.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Slo-Tek posted:

I would gleefully kill for that 4' desk model of the B-49.

If it was four feet would you be able to fit anything else on the desk

Also: this book seems uniquely well targeted for this thread, the airplane thread in AI.

benito
Sep 28, 2004

And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

iyaayas01 posted:

Bomber pilots/SAC have Strategic Air Command, where the main character flies as a team member on a crew, follows all his checklists to a T, is proud to serve his country without any sort of ego, has a dutiful wife that is happy to follow him wherever the Air Force takes him, and "saves the day" by "providing deterrence" through flying bombers from one place to another place without actually dropping any ordnance or killing any bad guys.

Pretty apt cultural representation. Fighter pilots may make movies while bomber pilots make history, but goddamn is that history pretty loving boring compared to the fighter pilot movies.

There is Memphis Belle, which is decent if not terribly accurate, and honorable mention goes to Dr. Strangelove. And maybe we can squeeze in Flight of the Intruder. I wonder if you could shoehorn a Crimson Tide story into the crew of a B-52.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

iyaayas01 posted:

Pretty apt cultural representation. Fighter pilots may make movies while bomber pilots make history, but goddamn is that history pretty loving boring compared to the fighter pilot movies.

Memphis Belle is a better movie than Top Gun.

e- goddamn I'm not awake yet, look how dumb I am

e2- Bat*21 is ostensibly a bomber movie, too

Seizure Meat fucked around with this message at 10:53 on Jul 30, 2011

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

I have Flight of the Intruder on DVD. Pretty good movie, and definitely deals well with the difficulties some of our pilots dealt with during Vietnam, especially about having targets they weren't allowed to hit because some jackass 10000 miles away was more worried about the other side's propaganda than the lives of his men.

Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry


This B-36 movie...What's the title?

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


Strategic Air Command Pretty inspired title, eh?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

benito posted:

There is Memphis Belle, which is decent if not terribly accurate, and honorable mention goes to Dr. Strangelove. And maybe we can squeeze in Flight of the Intruder. I wonder if you could shoehorn a Crimson Tide story into the crew of a B-52.

Story is that after Top Gun came out, the attack guys started wearing T-shirts that said "Fighter pilots make movies, attack pilots make history."

Then when Flight of the Intruder was released, the fighter pilots had shirts made up that said "Fighter pilots make movies, attack pilots make bad movies."

benito
Sep 28, 2004

And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter
I think I might have seen every airplane move ever made, thanks to my father. He got his pilot's license as a teenager in the 60s and has worked in commercial aviation ever since. So my entire childhood involved watching any and every aviation-themed flick that tended to be on in the middle of the night when Dad got home from work. Air & Space magazine even used to give pointers. "TBS is showing The Great Waldo Pepper at 2 a.m. on February 20, 1988."

On any other movie, Dad always pays attention to the planes. "This movie is set in 1963! That version of the blah blah blah didn't come out until 1965!" My grandparents always complained about getting weird photos from vacations that involved a featureless speck in a blue sky, and Dad would point out that he'd snapped a shot of a DC-3 or something.

On the plus side, Dad took Mom on dates back when they were in high school, delivering planes from Memphis to St. Louis, MO and then moving another plane from St. Louis to Louisville, KY, and then another one back to Memphis. So I'm probably here because of his love of planes.

(Plenty more stories if anyone is interested--I grew up surrounded by model airplanes and pictures of planes and attending airshows. I knew pilots and flight attendants and mechanics and air traffic controllers, and even got to spend time on the back end of military air bases during Scout trips. But I'm guessing that everyone else in this thread has similar backgrounds.)

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Phanatic posted:

Story is that after Top Gun came out, the attack guys started wearing T-shirts that said "Fighter pilots make movies, attack pilots make history."

Then when Flight of the Intruder was released, the fighter pilots had shirts made up that said "Fighter pilots make movies, attack pilots make bad movies."

Blam. Advantage fighter pilots.

Of course, now they're all fighter attack pilots, so I guess it doesn't matter. But that whole debate has been going on for some time...



More F-8 porn:



Have some bombs too:



And tell some more stories.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
The Crusader was a goddamned workhorse. Plus, who can hate 4x20mm?

Last of the Gunfighters.

ApathyGifted
Aug 30, 2004
Tomorrow?

iyaayas01 posted:

Blam. Advantage fighter pilots.

Attack pilots make movies.

Fighter pilots make incredibly homoerotic movies.

You really can't live that volleyball scene down.

frankenbeans
Feb 16, 2003

Good Times
Couple of shots from Shoreham RAFA airshow. I think it was '09.



And one of that poor, poor Mustang back in it's more airborne days.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal
Great pics! I absolutely love the Mustang. Not as much as the Lanc though, 4 Merlins beats 1 every time.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

Slo-Tek posted:



Check out this 1950's propaganda film awesomeness. Northrop Aviation tells you why you should stop worrying and love the wing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_NehU6fMWY&feature=player_embedded

I would gleefully kill for that 4' desk model of the B-49.

Goddamn this is one of the coolest things I have ever watched.

frankenbeans
Feb 16, 2003

Good Times

monkeytennis posted:

Great pics! I absolutely love the Mustang. Not as much as the Lanc though, 4 Merlins beats 1 every time.

You mean this bad boy?



That was there too. I had a sweet one from that year where it was flying with two Spitfires as escort, but was looking into the sun, so it was mostly silhouette. This was from '09, and still a bit dark. I really need a low f-stop zoom.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

benito posted:

There is Memphis Belle, which is decent if not terribly accurate, and honorable mention goes to Dr. Strangelove. And maybe we can squeeze in Flight of the Intruder. I wonder if you could shoehorn a Crimson Tide story into the crew of a B-52.

What about Broken Arrow for B-1 crew?

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

BonzoESC posted:

What about Broken Arrow for B-1 crew?

Stealth for our robotic drone friends?

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
The Right Stuff for, well, everybody. It's still awesome.

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


InitialDave posted:

The Right Stuff for, well, everybody. It's still awesome.

God help me, but I didn't like The Right Stuff. I love the book, and I read it every year, but the movie just seemed, I don't know, messy, ugly.

benito
Sep 28, 2004

And I don't blab
any drab gab--
I chatter hep patter

InitialDave posted:

The Right Stuff for, well, everybody. It's still awesome.

Interesting bit of trivia about that movie (which I saw in the theater and still love). Zooey Deschanel's the actress that's in all kinds of movies and is about to have a sitcom on NBC. Her sister Emily is the lead on "Bones" on Fox. Their father, Caleb, was the cinematographer for The Right Stuff, and their mom Mary Jo played John Glenn's wife in the movie.

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug
Up In The Air for frequent passengers like me; on flight number five of nine for the July-August timeframe.

In-flight wifi and first class beverage options own own own.

PREYING MANTITS
Mar 13, 2003

and that's how you get ants.
Boeing 747 test flights must be quite fun.

http://flightaware.com/live/flight/BOE523/history/20110802/1330Z/KPAE/KPAE

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

PREYING MANTITS posted:

Boeing 747 test flights must be quite fun.

http://flightaware.com/live/flight/BOE523/history/20110802/1330Z/KPAE/KPAE

I wonder what they're checking there; a seventeen hour flight would require some extra pilots to spell each other off.

Also, I can't figure out where I am :( http://flightaware.com/live/flight/DAL1169

SwimNurd
Oct 28, 2007

mememememe

They are testing the range.

PREYING MANTITS
Mar 13, 2003

and that's how you get ants.

BonzoESC posted:

I wonder what they're checking there; a seventeen hour flight would require some extra pilots to spell each other off.

Also, I can't figure out where I am :( http://flightaware.com/live/flight/DAL1169

Weird, can't see the track on FA either. HelloFlight seems to be putting you right over the border of New Mexico/Arizona though: http://www.helloflight.com/Flight/DAL1169.cfm

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

PREYING MANTITS posted:

Weird, can't see the track on FA either. HelloFlight seems to be putting you right over the border of New Mexico/Arizona though: http://www.helloflight.com/Flight/DAL1169.cfm

Shows up now :toot:

Only 45 minutes or so to drink a whole bunch! (Killed so far: three coffee + Bailey's, a Glenlivet, and working on a Woodford; it's only 8am where I'm going)

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
Does this count?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUx35zuI5GI

It's for sale:
http://www.jrlcycles.com/page/page/4187437.htm

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Nerobro
Nov 4, 2005

Rider now with 100% more titanium!
Does this bring new meaning to "Get to the choppah!"

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