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My favorite part was when that caller called in and started to say something that wasn't a bit about how great Howard TV was And then Howard talked over the guy's point 8 times in a row and got angry at him for having a phone instead of being in the studio with no delay and hung up on him.
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...there's a place on earth where I can just scoop up macadamia nuts of the ground and eat them. ...then I learned you have to carry around a vice to open them.
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# ? Aug 4, 2011 20:59 |
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After other posters mentioned listening to the ETM pack, I went and checked out a few at random, and the aspect that stood out the most was how vocal Fred was (or specifically how much he was laughing, and how loudly) whenever Artie told jokes. You never really hear Fred laugh any more, but he was busting a gut all the time at Artie's lines. It was pretty much the equivalent of Jackie laughing at his own jokes.
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# ? Aug 4, 2011 21:02 |
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Or maybe that funny stuff was actually being said? Artie's relentless hammering on ETM was some of his best stuff.
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# ? Aug 4, 2011 21:04 |
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I'm about half way through the 2006 ETM clips and I'm dying. I love that little club footed bastard.
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# ? Aug 4, 2011 21:06 |
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Fred really liked Artie as a comedian and both frequently cracked each other up. Neither Howard nor Robin have any sense of pop culture history but Fred and Artie love that stuff and that made them crack the other up often. Go listen to 0.0, you'll never hear Robin or Howard laugh at Artie's Dean Wormer because neither has a loving clue who he's impersonating but Fred is just dying.
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# ? Aug 4, 2011 21:44 |
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A Intimate Rimjobs posted:Let's use the rest of the vacation to talk about our favorite bits and interviews since Howard re-signed. I'll start: Howard busting Gary's balls over his book was pretty good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoPGTd5wR4s That's about it though.
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# ? Aug 4, 2011 22:00 |
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There were a couple of good bits revolving around Gary's book. My personal favorite was where they played clips from the audio book and Robin would just laugh progressively louder & harder as Gary droned on with his banal stories.
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# ? Aug 4, 2011 22:08 |
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AxeManiac posted:My favorite bit was when they had Lady Gaga in and they all pretended for the next few shows that stupid song about telling your parents you will wear your hair however you like was deep and moving. I thought that interview sucked and those songs sucked, and I listen to her other ones once in a while, like paparazzi, telephone, etc, you know, all the gay ones. It was a real softball interview, I mean Howard was like "so how do you get into the music industry?" How? Jesus loving christ, haven't you interviewed a thousand musicians? Is that a pressing question you want answered from her? How did neither Will nor Jason not dig up interesting things from her past and if they did, how did Howard not ask them? She was on some dopey Mtv show at one point (I saw a youtube of it) and he could have asked her about that and was it her trying to break into showbiz, what was going on, etc. Has she slept with anyone famous, or who is she friends with in Hollywood... The Billy Joel interview was really good, why wasn't this one? and yeah, pico's right, the "Gary's lists" segments had me laughing
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# ? Aug 4, 2011 22:37 |
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He masterfully worked in things like "Do you poo poo" and "When was the last time you banged" and regretfully didn't get in "Do you like anal" however. Billy Joel interview was good because it was two friends, this was pandering to a larger audience, of which he spent some time making GBS threads on and her before she walked into the studio.
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# ? Aug 4, 2011 23:06 |
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AxeManiac posted:He masterfully worked in things like "Do you poo poo" and "When was the last time you banged" and regretfully didn't get in "Do you like anal" however. I forget, did he ask her if she's ever had sex with a girl or licked a guy's rear end in a top hat?
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A Intimate Rimjobs posted:Let's use the rest of the vacation to talk about our favorite bits and interviews since Howard re-signed. I'll start: Jack and Rod Marijuana Addiction
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 00:56 |
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Streebs posted:I forget, did he ask her if she's ever had sex with a girl or licked a guy's rear end in a top hat? He should have asked why her whole rear end in a top hat is hanging out when she dances.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 01:10 |
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Robin farting uncontrollably while high on ayahuasca in a teepee in Peru was pretty funny.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 02:19 |
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Yeah, the Robin songs are pretty funny at least. Also Wolfie doing interviews is good, and every now and then the boys get a new phoney phone call and oh, Howard started taking photography lessons and has problems using a cell phone.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 02:43 |
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I wonder if Howard's assistant is just sabotaging his knowledge and ability to maintain anything himself so they always have a job. Then again, from what I recall, she's in some closet going through Stern history tapes we'll never hear.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 03:50 |
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Never forget KC Armstrong And Darlene The Tranny.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 04:55 |
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I liked the bit where I canceled my Sirius sub and then spent a month listening to every Eric the Midget call from 2002-2009. "I want you to tell Johnny Fratto what I'm about to tell you now: You're out! Through! Through at the Stern Channels! I want you off the JFSC by nine o'clock Monday morning!" Fred's deep, guttural laughter is a wonderful counterpoint to Artie's wheezing, breathless cackle.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 05:52 |
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A Intimate Rimjobs posted:"Hi I'm calling about cancelling my subscription/the basketball goal/the Kenmore dryer" I finally got this lol. That's one of Richard's best prank calls. edit: http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/01/colon-cleansing-not-so-healthy-analysis-says/ quote:Colon cleansing: Not so healthy, analysis says But this comes from doctors that practice "western medicine" and not a healer in peru that makes you poo poo your brains out while rolling around on cookies and candy. Glumwheels fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Aug 5, 2011 |
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He gets bored in Las Vegas "There's nothing to do!" He should go back to sleep In his cage in the zoo He got shot in the eye With va-gi-na gooooooo The fact that I remember every word of this song and sing it regularly to myself means I'm probably insane.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 16:39 |
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AxeManiac posted:Yeah, the Robin songs are pretty funny at least. Also Wolfie doing interviews is good, and every now and then the boys get a new phoney phone call and oh, Howard started taking photography lessons and has problems using a cell phone. I really hate Wolfie's interviews. He's way too antagonistic. All of his questions are "Why are you such a loving piece of poo poo that lives your parent's basement?"
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Brocktoon posted:I really hate Wolfie's interviews. He's way too antagonistic. All of his questions are "Why are you such a loving piece of poo poo that lives your parent's basement?" It's the most common question posited to nerd types and yet they always fail to answer it without babbling like idiots. That and about their virginity. I, dressed up as some obscure Star Wars character that is barely understandable through the mask, am too high brow for such dirty talk.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 17:46 |
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I'm Darth Nihilis.
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Shes Not Impressed posted:It's the most common question posited to nerd types and yet they always fail to answer it without babbling like idiots. That and about their virginity. I really enjoyed how fast they all dropped their characters as soon as Wolfie or whoever was doing them this time went into virginity questions
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Brocktoon posted:I really hate Wolfie's interviews. He's way too antagonistic. All of his questions are "Why are you such a loving piece of poo poo that lives your parent's basement?" Hey you, trim that neckbeard I think Wolfie holds his own pretty good. He does have a bit of a smugness about him and seems like he's on the verge of laughing in peoples faces, but he does a pretty good job of it. Gary Garver was way worse to people, maybe you're thinking of him? Garver got really hostile with people "if you act like an rear end in a top hat, don't be surprised if people treat you like one" "what?" "Hey, you're an rear end in a top hat for dressing up like that" that's Garver. also you didn't like Artie, Brocktoon, so anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 23:23 |
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Naw, Wolfie is usually harmless, the people relate to him because he isn't antaganizing them, he has a good flow with those types. Shuli or however his name is spelled at comic con was just straight up goofing on people and being mean, breaking character to laugh at them or what not. Wolfie just keeps it all in and lets the loonies talk. I'll never get tired of hearing nerds in masks stumble over questions and jobs and girls. It's amazing. I tried doing stuff like that at a few conventions, it is REALLY hard to do. You have to be nice or they just don't talk with you.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 23:40 |
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Wolfie's interviews at the furry con has some great comments and arguments on YouTube. "What do you think is the best way to clean semen off your fur suit?" "How do you actually guide the dog's penis into your rear end?" Shes Not Impressed fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Aug 6, 2011 |
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AxeManiac posted:Wolfie just keeps it all in and lets the loonies talk. I'll never get tired of hearing nerds in masks stumble over questions and jobs and girls. It's amazing. I tried doing stuff like that at a few conventions, it is REALLY hard to do. You have to be nice or they just don't talk with you. Yeah, the hard part is making it look easy. I tried doing similar interviews back in business school, interviewing undergrads (I went to school where there was a massive gulf between grad and undergrad, almost like it was two different schools). You have to get the mix of nice and straight-faced reporterman just right, so that they will still talk to you once they realize what you are doing. Shuli was openly mocking his subjects, and that doesn't really work.
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# ? Aug 6, 2011 01:15 |
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Yeah, I usually am too nice to people to pull it off. Another trick is to put fake questions in there to lull them, and then just play it out of order or just get the crazy response. His opening line of asking them to make a noise or yell or whatever usually tells him they are down to clown and don't give a gently caress. I don't really enjoy when he asks people in his home town questions, that is just depressing to see average people be so stupid and mean.
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# ? Aug 6, 2011 01:43 |
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AxeManiac posted:just depressing to see average people be so stupid and mean. Scott DePace, summed up
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# ? Aug 6, 2011 01:45 |
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Ether Frenzy posted:Scott DePace, summed up I wonder if DePace is a big Jimmy Buffet fan.
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# ? Aug 6, 2011 01:46 |
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You've never seen a place http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHXuf-xH6vQ My veins are opened
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# ? Aug 6, 2011 03:01 |
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Hahahha, holy poo poo. There is a DVDSCR of Super 8 floating around, somebody said that is has text on it, saying "H. Stern"... holy poo poo.
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AxeManiac posted:Hahahha, holy poo poo. There is a DVDSCR of Super 8 floating around, somebody said that is has text on it, saying "H. Stern"... holy poo poo. I hope to god this is true. IT IS TRUE -Atom- fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Aug 6, 2011 |
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AxeManiac posted:Hahahha, holy poo poo. There is a DVDSCR of Super 8 floating around, somebody said that is has text on it, saying "H. Stern"... holy poo poo. Yep. If it's a hoax, it originated with the person who released the source. All of the various group releases have that "H. Stern" watermark. Ralph denied on Twitter that it was he that leaked it. If this is real, it sure makes Howard look pretty lovely. After all the whining he did about not getting screeners without courier supervision, he shows exactly why the studios don't trust him. J.J. Abrams probably had to personally intervene to get him a copy of Super 8.
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# ? Aug 6, 2011 04:19 |
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Well he cries and complains, then he lets everyone on the staff borrow it and throws a screening party, no wonder people don't want to send him poo poo. I hope he explodes on this and goes on a witch hunt or something. God... please don't let him sweep this under the rug like he has done with everything else. Jesus Christ, if Bobo calls in on this....
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# ? Aug 6, 2011 04:23 |
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"Howard, I hear there's a copy of a DVD that a studio sent you of Super 8. Oh and do you ever eat Beth's rear end?"
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# ? Aug 6, 2011 04:35 |
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Robin had it in her purse that got stolen. I really want a melt down and arguments Monday.
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# ? Aug 6, 2011 04:48 |
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Where are you guys hearing all this?
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Richard's wedding photos http://bscphoto.com/2011/08/04/richard-christys-wedding/
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