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Great. Because of this conversation I've now found a youtube channel with over 200 SMTV clips and am streamlining through them. There goes my weekend. Thanks a lot, guys.
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josh04 posted:The Stripper Vicar! That's what caused my mother to ban me and my brother from watching it
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# ? Aug 4, 2011 21:21 |
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thehustler posted:Ofcom must not be up that early on a Saturday. Actually, if you read through the Ofcom archives, you'll find a number of complaints about SMTV Live, mainly relating to innuendo and inappropriate language, although there is one relating to "sexual and religious offense" and one "offense to Christianity", which I would bet are the Stripper Vicar. That said, the Stripper Vicar is actually pretty tame compared to a few of the sketches involving the drunken and innuendous misadventures of Anty and Deccy the garden goblins (think Bill and Ben the flowerpot men tanked up on White Lightning). Anyway, since I love reading old Ofcom reports for some reason, let's take a look: Ofcom posted:25 March 2000 - The Complaint: Just a few of the many, many, other miscellaneous and unspecified complaints complaints include: 11.12.99: Offense to Christianity 04.11.00: Violent, offensive, and tasteless content 11.11.00: Sexist content 18.11.00: Offensive remark 02.09.00: Homophobic innuendo 13/05/00: Encouraging irresponsible behaviour 17/06/00: Sexual and religious offense 20.10.01: Sexual and religious offense 22.12.01: Sexual innuendo 12.01.02: Tasteless content 02.03.02: Nudity That said, you'd be amazed at what people will get upset and complain about. I noted one complaint about swearing in The Cliff Richard Story... Wormophile posted:Oh god the sweet sweet memories are flooding back. Was there a flasher priest character who was sexually attracted to sabrina the teenage witch or was that some fever dream? There was a stripper vicar, but the Sabrina thing was a running gag where each week Dec would compose a chapter of his strange and romantic-ish fan-fiction about himself and Sabrina The Teenage Witch. His obsession for Sabrina was replaced by his later obsession for Pokemon, when he'd do terrible Pokemon-related sketches and raps and force Ant, Cat, and whatever celebrities were around that week to wear jumpers with Pikachu on them and rub themselves while saying "Pikachuuuuu". ChuckDHead fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Aug 4, 2011 |
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Rarity posted:Great. Because of this conversation I've now found a youtube channel with over 200 SMTV clips and am streamlining through them. There goes my weekend. Thanks a lot, guys. and I've been watching old Adam & Joe shows.
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# ? Aug 4, 2011 22:09 |
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The Ofcom Broadcast Bulletins are brilliant reading, especially the 'Complaints assessed but not further investigated'. Between 28 June and 11 July 2011 people complained about: Arrested Development (Trailer) - Gender discrimination/offence Deal or No Deal - Generally accepted standards Only Fools and Horse - Offensive language The One Show - Generally accepted standards Toy Story 3 promotion - Harm to name but a few. The most complained about program which was not further investigated was Drive Time on Talksport with 15 complaints about 'generally accepted standards'.
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# ? Aug 4, 2011 22:14 |
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What does 'generally accepted standards' even mean?
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# ? Aug 4, 2011 22:36 |
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Flatscan posted:What does 'generally accepted standards' even mean? Whatever some angry old biddy with too much time on their hands has decided is too far today.
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# ? Aug 4, 2011 22:39 |
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Both those old ladys are absolutely right though.
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# ? Aug 4, 2011 23:15 |
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Dave Ja Vu is only showing from 2am to 4am now? What the hell are they going to show in such a small time frame and why do it so late at night.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 00:05 |
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Kin posted:Dave Ja Vu is only showing from 2am to 4am now? What the hell are they going to show in such a small time frame and why do it so late at night. Did you read it backwards like a retard? E: Nope. What the hell indeed. Bape Culture fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Aug 5, 2011 |
# ? Aug 5, 2011 00:06 |
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A5H posted:Did you read it backwards like a retard? It?
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 00:15 |
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MrL_JaKiri posted:It? I was wrong. It makes no sense. Still works on virgin though? Bape Culture fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Aug 5, 2011 |
# ? Aug 5, 2011 00:18 |
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All this SMTV chat has made me incredibly nostalgic. Those were the good old days
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 00:23 |
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ChuckDHead posted:I never understood why other kids found that so hard, since I could usually get it. I can only assume that the time pressure made them choke, which is partly why I never bothered phoning in myself, because I didn't want to be responsible for finally making Ant and Dec have an aneurysm out of sheer rage at the millionth failed attempt at rhyming two words. It's the same reason that in Million Pound Drop there are people who put money on Frankie Boyle as the Duke of Oxfordshire or that in Pointless only 97 people out of 100 know what the currency of the UK is. I figure they deliberately pick idiots. I must be the only person to never have watched SMTV Live. It had adverts!!
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 00:25 |
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MrL_JaKiri posted:It? There's a splash screen advertising the new times on the channel (25 on freeview), that A5H wrongly accused me of misreading.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 01:08 |
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Kin posted:that A5H wrongly accused me of misreading. Haha sorry mate!
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 01:15 |
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Kin posted:Dave Ja Vu is only showing from 2am to 4am now? What the hell are they going to show in such a small time frame and why do it so late at night. What? That's the worst decision Dave have made since funding Red Dwarf: Back to Earth.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 01:26 |
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I'm on Sky and get no such screen.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 01:31 |
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Freeview has the channel being used by something else the rest of the time, or so the internet leads me to believe.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 01:39 |
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Oh god SMTV was the best. They once had Robbie Williams on as a guest and he mooned the audience. My mum (who was a huge Robbie fan) was watching and she was incredibly offended that he'd do something like that on children's television. It's probably a good thing she didn't habitually watch it.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 02:06 |
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Kerbtree posted:iPlayer has then up for a week in full quality, 4od has them in perpetuity in, what? 320x240? That's your tradeoff. 1) Just think of all the people who dont bother with the TV license. 2) The people who share one. 3) The hardware to make it work reliably, pricy. 4) Are we sharing this with the rest of the world (thats a polital descision and the answer must be no surely, you dont see loving ABC in the USA letting us stream their stuff unless you sneak around it with a VPN) 5) The anti-competition poo poo as noted above from sky and whatever. It will happen one day but they just gotta work poo poo out.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 03:41 |
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You know the iPlayer is international now in the form of mobile apps (just iOS right now? Not sure.) I think you have to pay a subscription for most (all?) of the content, though.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 07:28 |
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Rarity posted:Great. Because of this conversation I've now found a youtube channel with over 200 SMTV clips and am streamlining through them. There goes my weekend. Thanks a lot, guys.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 07:43 |
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Akuma posted:You know the iPlayer is international now in the form of mobile apps (just iOS right now? Not sure.) I think you have to pay a subscription for most (all?) of the content, though. It's only available in Europe right now, and it's €7 a month or €50 a year subscription.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 08:59 |
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Rarity posted:Here, 2 for the price of 1! SMITTEN KITTEN
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 11:25 |
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Fatkraken posted:SMITTEN KITTEN You know, I think I might remember yelling exactly that at the TV... I love Dec's faux-retardation there (kittykittykitty! ). I'm amazed they kept that contest going for as long as they did given that every week involved them getting incredibly frustrated at the callers. Grown men yelling at children really shouldn't be as funny as that somehow is. ChuckDHead fucked around with this message at 11:36 on Aug 5, 2011 |
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Rarity posted:Great. Because of this conversation I've now found a youtube channel with over 200 SMTV clips and am streamlining through them. There goes my weekend. Thanks a lot, guys. Link? I didn't like how my weekend was looking anyway.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 11:33 |
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SMTV chat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yog6gERUGiM Perhaps the only evidence still in existence that this ever happened. Who thought interviewing Slash on an early morning kids show would be a good idea.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 12:47 |
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Additional evidence: http://www.nme.com/news/slash/5535
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 13:03 |
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Fungah posted:SMTV chat: The linked video of Cat yelling at the Britain's Got Talent studio audience to "loving SHUT UP!" is also pretty great. ChuckDHead fucked around with this message at 13:11 on Aug 5, 2011 |
# ? Aug 5, 2011 13:08 |
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http://www.youtube.com/user/SMTValive For all your SMTV needs. I forgot how gorgeous Cat was
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 13:54 |
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Rarity posted:For all your SMTV needs. I forgot how gorgeous Cat was Except as Cat The Dog. Even Dwayne Dibley would be horrified by those teeth. Also it's great to see The Beautiful Corrs again. Poor Jim, so ignored and unloved. Maybe that's what's led him to become a truther and general nut. ChuckDHead fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Aug 5, 2011 |
# ? Aug 5, 2011 14:40 |
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THE MAN CORR! Call him by his name.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 15:49 |
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Christ I feel old in here right now, where's all the Andi Peters love?
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 16:14 |
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Live and Kicking was what I grew up with. Still remember the final episode with Andi Peters and Emma Forbes with them sobbing everywhere.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 16:18 |
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incredible bear posted:Christ I feel old in here right now, where's all the Andi Peters love? If I recall right, the man was eternally upstaged by Ed The Duck.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 16:18 |
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incredible bear posted:Christ I feel old in here right now, where's all the Andi Peters love? Andi Peters! Don't return my calls no more Andi Peters! Won't put me on his channel 4 But Andi Peters! If you don't give me a job Andi Peters! Tell everyone you touched my... Haven't finished it yet
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 16:21 |
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Did anyone see Pointless today? Apparently "shoelace" isn't a word but "meatspace" is. Edit: Oh God it gets even worse. Sophie Winkleman lookalike: "I hope teenage celebrities come up! Specifically Miley Cyrus." Then she is asked "Celebrities and their famous fathers: Miley Cyrus." "Hmm, I don't know that one... I'll say Billy Ray Cyrus, even though it's probably wrong." HoldYourFire fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Aug 5, 2011 |
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incredible bear posted:Christ I feel old in here right now, where's all the Andi Peters love? My memories are of Going Live and I vaguely remember No 73 with Sandi Toksvig and Neil Buchanan. Which makes me even older than you. Ugh.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 19:48 |
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Why the hell aren't any of you watching this Superheroes of Suburbia on C4 just now. It's amazing! It started at 19:35 so tune in on +1 to catch it in all its glory.
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# ? Aug 5, 2011 19:54 |