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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Lloyd Van Buren posted:

Isnt that really low in Japan tho? Like 14 or something? I know its less than the UK anyway.
The age of consent in Japan is 13, but prefecture law usually overrides federal law, raising the age up to 18.

So in theory it's 13, but not really in practice. The law's kind of weird and there's a lot of wacky ways people try to get around it.

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

SamuraiFoochs posted:

This is the best loving thing, Punk dropping the mic is inspired. If they don't turn him face they are mind-bogglingly stupid.

WWE right now just needs to go with the flow and let Punk keep doing what he's been doing. He's over and people look at him as a face already, so nothing needs to be forced at this point.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Ozz81 posted:

WWE right now just needs to go with the flow and let Punk keep doing what he's been doing. He's over and people look at him as a face already, so nothing needs to be forced at this point.

Yeah, let me rephrase. They'd better not force him to start heeling it up.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMr6bgtOyL4#t=50s

Keep an eye out around 54 seconds in

Faxman
Feb 27, 2009

Matlock posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMr6bgtOyL4#t=50s

Keep an eye out around 54 seconds in

It's weird seeing three former world champions in a movie together.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Faxman posted:

It's weird seeing three former world champions in a movie together.

You haven't seen any of the recent Kurt Angle / Kevin Nash / Sid masterpieces of direct to DVD cinema lately I see. And now Sting is getting into it too.

Faxman
Feb 27, 2009

Mr. Carlisle posted:

You haven't seen any of the recent Kurt Angle / Kevin Nash / Sid masterpieces of direct to DVD cinema lately I see. And now Sting is getting into it too.

I haven't, but it seems like these films might make an excellent addition to my so-bad-they're-hilarious DVD collection. I can't even imagine Sid trying to act.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Faxman posted:

I haven't, but it seems like these films might make an excellent addition to my so-bad-they're-hilarious DVD collection. I can't even imagine Sid trying to act.

Kurt Angle, Kevin Nash, Sting and Sid have been in a ton of lovely movies lately it seems. Kurt Angle and Ken Shamrock have one coming out called (funny enough) Beyond The Mat soon too.

Apparently wrestling PPVs are being listed as TV movie entries by IMDB now. Wrestlers are going to have really long IMDB entry lists.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0029875/

Edit: Haha, Kurt Angle played a character called Crush Carlisle. That's only funny to me but what can you do.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WktFmX0itYM

Jeff Hardy, inbreeding, dogs.

Edit: Someone want to explain to me what the gently caress he's doing to that poor dog?

Skinty McEdger fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Aug 1, 2011

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Skinty McEdger posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WktFmX0itYM

Jeff Hardy, inbreeding, dogs.

I'm pretty sure this video proves Jeff Hardy essentially tortures his dog so it'll look a certain way, correct me if I'm wrong here anybody?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Hillbillies with money (and drugs!) is what's going on there.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

That can't be comfortable for the dog.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Incoming Matt Hardy video about how his brother isn't really abusive to animals he's just in a really good place in his life right now and people shouldn't be judging him.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Now I'm wondering whether Jeff's trailer burnt down by accident or if the dog put itself out of it's misery.

Korak
Nov 29, 2007
TV FACIST
I hope someone forwards that to the local DA.

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.
I don't know, Rolling Love is just such a catchy song and this rules (and it still sucks Tomi Aoyama passed away).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByDras65fV4

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

Korak posted:

I hope someone forwards that to the local DA.

Wouldn't make a lick of difference. Taping and/or cropping ears is pretty common for Dobies.

http://www.gentledoberman.com/doberman-pinscher-ear-cropping

BlueArmyMan fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Aug 2, 2011

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Accidentally found my new favorite web-exclusive wrestling series. Cyber ECW. Episode 1 features the 5 star classic between Jesus Christ and Sephiroth. Commentary by Joey Styles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX4rd2XXPjU

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQAcGlwdSjI

Johnny Ace promo that Cena referenced.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

BlueArmyMan posted:

Wouldn't make a lick of difference. Taping and/or cropping ears is pretty common for Dobies.

http://www.gentledoberman.com/doberman-pinscher-ear-cropping
Seems they did it shoddily though in comparison to this (where they said "don't tape between the ears"):
http://dobermanpuppyforsale.com/ears.htm

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqagbeXnbGQ

Hulk Hogan
Green Jelly
Gary Glitter

click it. you know you want to.

Jayou
Mar 14, 2007

Sparkly Vampires are Wrestlicious!

coconono posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqagbeXnbGQ

Hulk Hogan
Green Jelly
Gary Glitter

click it. you know you want to.


God, I remember being bought on cassette that as a kid.

Even 9 year old Jayou thought it was terrible.

Diquebutt
Feb 17, 2011

by Fistgrrl
Since I keep forgetting this exists

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQnsQSRVZno&feature=channel_video_title

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners

Diquebutt posted:

Since I keep forgetting this exists

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQnsQSRVZno&feature=channel_video_title

That kid is great, but why in the gently caress would you let your 7 year old wrestle without headgear? :psyduck:

The McMahon strut at :42 is great

crazycarl fucked around with this message at 10:45 on Aug 4, 2011

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:
http://botchamania.com/

181 & 182 are out. The last five minutes of 182 is gold.

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe
181 sucks since it's a classic "Let's search tooth and nail for anything resembling botches on recent shows" but 182 is fantastic.

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

CZW is the botichiest org ever.

Mexican Samurai
Nov 12, 2005

ChampRamp posted:

http://botchamania.com/

181 & 182 are out. The last five minutes of 182 is gold.

Geez, the New Age Outlaws and the Rock were just shooting on each other with no worries.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
182 is amazing. CZW looked so terrible in there.

Cracky
Feb 11, 2007

are you one of those guys who likes big fatties and the big fatties have got big fatty dildos in their nose and they barf and they barf and its so gross.
Kenny Omega selling like a motherfucker to a 9-year-old japanese girl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9obAE2w26Y

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiEC5iXAyK4&feature=feedu

New Claudio's cafe

Not only does he want to teach us how to be very European, he teaches us about the right way to use Twitter

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Grantonio posted:

182 is amazing. CZW looked so terrible in there.
The very end of the sequence with the South Park theme is a thing of beauty.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

frankenfreak posted:

The very end of the sequence with the South Park theme is a thing of beauty.

Yeah, lol. I probably laughed the hardest at that.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

If WWE wants to get really silly with their search for a new person to play the Sin Cara character Ricardo would be perfect:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJA78GqjUZs

It'd be tough to explain the lovely tattoos, though.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


You'd need to explain how he got in so much worse shape in such a short period of time also.

He would def not work.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


They should have just turned it into a storyline. Sin Cara would wear a white dude mask and perform at house shows as his American cousin Sam Cara.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Yeah WWE Universe, I am so Sin Jarra!
_________/

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

frankenfreak posted:

Yeah WWE Universe, I am so Sin Jarra!
_________/


Now please do everything my good friend MR. ACE says.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

HulkaMatt posted:

You'd need to explain how he got in so much worse shape in such a short period of time also.

He would def not work.

Of course. I wasn't being serious, Dave.

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Beasley
Sep 20, 2008

You better get ready to die.
Way to be rough on my friend! He is a solid worker. Here is a match he had recently!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MDef5JUtlI

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