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angrytech
Jun 26, 2009

Lamuella posted:

on Facebook today:


Ah yes, I well remember the great American famine.

Good news everyone! All of this can be solved if we stop cutting environmental regulations, and programs designed to help the poor!

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The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.

Ashcans posted:

What is the going rate on a Senator, anyway? I imagine that it varies if you just want them to jump your way on specific issue, or call you before they make any stand on anything. At that point, would they also do your kids parties?
$50,000 up front for the campaign, plus the promise of a six-figure "consulting" job upon retirement.

Logan 5
Jan 29, 2007

Bash -> To the Cop

Lamuella posted:

on Facebook today:

Ah yes, I well remember the great American famine.

Yes, if only we could stop sending money to those abject poor jerks in Somolia who are literally dying of drought and famine. That would certainly be the Christian thing to do!

Seriously though. Goddamnit, these people. If you want to help people suffering in this country stop sending out crazy obama/mexican/communazi/whatever emails and, oh I don't know, stop supporting all the crazy legislation that fucks over the poor for the incredibly wealthy?

Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011

Sarion posted:


1) Cutting the President's pay is actually Unconstitutional - Article II, Section 1, Clause 7: "The President shall, at stated Times, receive for his Services, a Compensation, which shall neither be increased nor diminished during the Period for which he shall have been elected, and he shall not receive within that Period any other Emolument from the United States, or any of them."


Unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure this implies that the Federal Government could pass a bill to make the President for 2013-2017 work for a dollar a year, as long as it didn't take effect on the President at the time of passing.

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

That is correct, I thought I said in my post that the only time they can lower pay to President or Congress is on future Presidents/Congresses, not the current.

Cool Web Paige
Nov 19, 2006

Ashcans posted:

Ask them how many families print their own currency? Or own eleven carrier groups? I mean if the US has trouble making its obligations, will someone come and repo Wyoming?

Pawn the space shuttle and get a title loan on Air-force 1

Walter
Jul 3, 2003

We think they're great. In a grand, mystical, neopolitical sense, these guys have a real message in their music. They don't, however, have neat names like me and Bono.

JerkyBunion posted:

You're missing some people here.

Who? 1 current president, 3 ex-presidents still alive, 435 members of Congress (of which five of them are paid at different rates - Speaker of the House, and the majority and minority leaders in each of the two houses of Congress)...

I'm not trying to go over the full payroll of the US government, just those people who were cited in the stupid email.

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

100 senators

ThePeteEffect
Jun 12, 2007

I'm just crackers about cheese!
Fun Shoe

Walter posted:

Who? 1 current president, 3 ex-presidents still alive, 435 members of Congress (of which five of them are paid at different rates - Speaker of the House, and the majority and minority leaders in each of the two houses of Congress)...

I'm not trying to go over the full payroll of the US government, just those people who were cited in the stupid email.

Sarion posted:

100 senators

And another ex-president. I'm going to guess Carter.

CaptBushido
Mar 24, 2004

Yeah I read his figures and was like "Did Carter or HW Bush die and I not know about it?"

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

Yeah I missed that part. Though none of it really matters, his point still stands. Their pay is a tiny fraction of the total budget.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Sarion posted:

My wife got another one from the same woman that sent the Camel one:


I like that they first compared us to all the countries that we don't want to be like, and how we're not like them. And then implied there are no consequences for coming to the US illegally, despite the fact that we deport nearly 350-400K illegal aliens every year.

My parents just got this one a day or two ago from an idiot brother-in-law. The worst part? We're Canadian, so it was about the "Canadian border." That email might as well have had "America" literally crossed out and "Canada" scribbled in.

Walter
Jul 3, 2003

We think they're great. In a grand, mystical, neopolitical sense, these guys have a real message in their music. They don't, however, have neat names like me and Bono.

CaptBushido posted:

Yeah I read his figures and was like "Did Carter or HW Bush die and I not know about it?"

Man, sometimes my brain takes a journey somewhere completely elsewhere. On the other hand... I can't be the only person to forget about Jimmy Carter. :downs:

And the 100 senators, too. Threw a bunch of figures into Excel and my apparently brain stopped working. gently caress me, that was dumb.

Saint Sputnik
Apr 1, 2007

Tyrannosaurs in P-51 Volkswagens!

Lamuella posted:

on Facebook today:
BREAKING NEWS: We need to send money to the following country: USA. There are many without food, shelter, and clean drinking water. Residents are going without heat for the winter, no a/c for the summer. Thousands are without jobs. need health care for the sick. Stop sending money overseas. We have people here that lack basic human needs. Will you re-post this?? I just did, AMERICA FIRST.


quote:

We Americans guess, on average, that 24% of our federal budget goes to development assistance. The real number? Less than one per cent.

* Less than half of aid from the United States goes to the poorest countries
* The largest recipients are strategic allies such as Egypt, Israel, Russia, Pakistan, Afghanistan and Iraq.
* Israel is the richest country to receive U.S. assistance ($77 per Israeli compared to $3 per person in poor countries).

Borgen cites the cost of two B-2 bombers ($4.4 billion) compared with the the annual budget for the World Food Program (largest relief agency in the world) which assists 104 million starving and malnourished people in 81 countries. Its budget? $3.2 billion.


Good idea, stop sending money to Israel and feed starving Americans.

ChipNDip
Sep 6, 2010

How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

Lamuella posted:

on Facebook today:

quote:

BREAKING NEWS: We need to send money to the following country: USA. There are many without food, shelter, and clean drinking water. Residents are going without heat for the winter, no a/c for the summer. Thousands are without jobs. need health care for the sick. Stop sending money overseas. We have people here that lack basic human needs. Will you re-post this?? I just did, AMERICA FIRST.
Also, we need to get rid of welfare, food stamps, and UI. Too many lazy people with rims/gold/color TVs who NEED A JOB instead of sponging off those of us who work for a living.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
Got a post on Facebook today from someone I see about once every few months. She posted a news article that Food Stamps are at their highest use ever, and commented that these people obviously need to just learn to live within their means. Her friend then chimed in with "And stop making so many babies!". I wanted to post "Yeah, loving poors trying to eat, I'm sure they're all just worthless lazybodies and it has nothing to do with unemployment, cuts to social welfare programs and an economy in the shitter." but I decided it just wasn't worth it.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Shame you don't have the guts. Changing minds isn't a sure bet but you're not going to convince anyone if your mouth is glued shut.

Z-Magic
Feb 19, 2011

They talk about the people and the proletariat, I talk about the suckers and the mugs - it's the same thing. They have their five-year plans, so have I.

crime fighting hog posted:

Got a post on Facebook today from someone I see about once every few months. She posted a news article that Food Stamps are at their highest use ever, and commented that these people obviously need to just learn to live within their means. Her friend then chimed in with "And stop making so many babies!". I wanted to post "Yeah, loving poors trying to eat, I'm sure they're all just worthless lazybodies and it has nothing to do with unemployment, cuts to social welfare programs and an economy in the shitter." but I decided it just wasn't worth it.

Just point out that there is a return of $1.73 for every $1 spent on food stamps.

Captain Filth
May 7, 2007

Z-Magic posted:

Just point out that there is a return of $1.73 for every $1 spent on food stamps.

Reality is a liberal conspiracy.

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

These are also likely the kind of people, who if asked, would tell you that we spend a ridiculous sum on food stamps even though it is a nearly insignificant part of the budget.

"Work hard, millions on welfare are counting on you" is a much easier political view to digest than actually bothering to understand where our tax dollars are really spent.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Work hard, your boss needs a third new Mercedes this year.

Work hard, your Senator can only afford four escorts for this weekend.

Word hard so your children and their children can have a better future.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Z-Magic posted:

Just point out that there is a return of $1.73 for every $1 spent on food stamps.

That and the simple fact that no one is hiring.
When a bad thing happens to someone, that person is more likely to need help. With me so far? Now when a really bad thing happens, such as a huge economic downturn, it follows that more people need help. The dominant school of thought in America right now is that we need to stop helping people when bad things happen, only help people when things are good, or only help those who aren't hurt by the bad thing.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

Brennanite posted:

Six: New Year's, Memorial Day, Fourth of July (Independence Day), Labor Day, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.

The store I work at gets three: Christmas Day, Easter and Thanksgiving.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Dr Christmas posted:

That and the simple fact that no one is hiring.
When a bad thing happens to someone, that person is more likely to need help. With me so far? Now when a really bad thing happens, such as a huge economic downturn, it follows that more people need help. The dominant school of thought in America right now is that we need to stop helping people when bad things happen, only help people when things are good, or only help those who aren't hurt by the bad thing.

Let's also not forget that if anyone is hiring, it sure as hell won't be full time. So the person will have to supplement their pay by getting a second job.

Gus Hobbleton
Dec 30, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
And because they're working part-time, they don't qualify for benefits from either of their two jobs, despite working 60 hours a week.

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

But that's good. Shorter wait at the doctor for me! If they wanted benefits they should have worked harder,obviously.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Sarion posted:

But that's good. Shorter wait at the doctor for me! If they wanted benefits they should have worked harder,obviously.

Man, I'm so glad that I live in America where there are never long waits to see the doctor. I've heard in those Socialist countries that clinics usually have a designated area filled with chairs outside the treatment area to hold all the waiting people. Also you sometimes have a long wait to see a specialist while in America you will always be instantly authorized by your insurance company for whatever treatment the doctor recommends.

Mischitary
Oct 9, 2007

crime fighting hog posted:

Got a post on Facebook today from someone I see about once every few months. She posted a news article that Food Stamps are at their highest use ever, and commented that these people obviously need to just learn to live within their means. Her friend then chimed in with "And stop making so many babies!". I wanted to post "Yeah, loving poors trying to eat, I'm sure they're all just worthless lazybodies and it has nothing to do with unemployment, cuts to social welfare programs and an economy in the shitter." but I decided it just wasn't worth it.

You can easily receive a relatively small amount of "food stamps" (thank god they aren't actually "stamps" anymore) to help relieve the burden that is putting food on the table for a small family. I myself would have little sympathy for a woman with 6 young children receiving a great amount of "food stamps" but this situation is very rare indeed. A family of four who had just experienced a layoff for the major bread-winner and surviving on a small temporary secondary income could probably obtain around $200 a month in temporary assistance. I'm sure the reason they are within their highest use ever is because of these very situations, not the creation of more of the fabled "welfare-queens".

edit: To those who would say that people should save money in the good times to prepare themselves for the bad instead of benefiting from government assistance rarely realize that in these days of stagnant wages combined with rising costs for just about everything from housing, food, gas, etc. a lot of people on even a lower-middle class income are struggling to keep their homes.

Mischitary fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Aug 8, 2011

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

crime fighting hog posted:

Got a post on Facebook today from someone I see about once every few months. She posted a news article that Food Stamps are at their highest use ever, and commented that these people obviously need to just learn to live within their means. Her friend then chimed in with "And stop making so many babies!". I wanted to post "Yeah, loving poors trying to eat, I'm sure they're all just worthless lazybodies and it has nothing to do with unemployment, cuts to social welfare programs and an economy in the shitter." but I decided it just wasn't worth it.

At this point I feel it is a responsibility to call people out on bullshit such as this.

Case in Point:

Mischitary posted:

I myself would have little sympathy for a woman with 6 young children receiving a great amount of "food stamps" but this situation is very rare indeed.

So I guess those kids just deserve to starve?

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Aug 9, 2011

Cool Web Paige
Nov 19, 2006

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

At this point I feel it is a responsibility to call people out on bullshit such as this.

Case in Point:


So I guess those kids just deserve to starve?

Those Kids should have miscarried themselves knowing their mother couldn't support them without government cheese.

:smug:

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
I've been trying to come up with sane email forwards. Here's what I've got so far:

Several members of a club went to eat dinner at a Mexican restaurant after the meeting. The majority of the club members ate only the chips and salsa and had water to drink, the club treasurer ordered several meals for himself and drank margaritas the whole night. When the bill arrived it was nearly a hundred dollars. The majority of the club each had less than a dollar in their pockets while it was known that the treasurer would easily be able to pay the bill himself.

Each member of the club agreed to contribute a fair share for the bill and when all the money was totaled up they only had 80 dollars. The treasurer was upset and said that he had put in over 75 bucks, meaning that the rest of the club had only scrounged up 5 dollars even though they had enjoyed a meal of chips, salsa, mariachi music and great service from the waitress.

The treasurer met privately with the owner and they decided that on future visits to the restaurant they would not get chips, salsa or water.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Gus Hobbleton posted:

And because they're working part-time, they don't qualify for benefits from either of their two jobs, despite working 60 hours a week.
Yes, but it counts as two created jobs!

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I've been trying to come up with sane email forwards. Here's what I've got so far:

Several members of a club went to eat dinner at a Mexican restaurant after the meeting. The majority of the club members ate only the chips and salsa and had water to drink, the club treasurer ordered several meals for himself and drank margaritas the whole night. When the bill arrived it was nearly a hundred dollars. The majority of the club each had less than a dollar in their pockets while it was known that the treasurer would easily be able to pay the bill himself.

Each member of the club agreed to contribute a fair share for the bill and when all the money was totaled up they only had 80 dollars. The treasurer was upset and said that he had put in over 75 bucks, meaning that the rest of the club had only scrounged up 5 dollars even though they had enjoyed a meal of chips, salsa, mariachi music and great service from the waitress.

The treasurer met privately with the owner and they decided that on future visits to the restaurant they would not get chips, salsa or water.

I don't really understand what you're trying to get at. I mean I have a general idea but it doesn't really drive the point home.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

spankmeister posted:

I don't really understand what you're trying to get at. I mean I have a general idea but it doesn't really drive the point home.

Yeah, I don't think any of my chain letters would get passed along, I've just been trying to come up with analogies that aren't completely inaccurate and aren't offensive. I think the restaurant story is pretty accurate, a small percentage of Americans have an unbelievably larger proportion of wealth than the rest of the population combined, they have a significant amount of control over what we spend our money on and they reap the vast majority of the benefits of government spending.

I'd really like a chain letter that smart people can send around and have discussions over.

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Yeah, I don't think any of my chain letters would get passed along, I've just been trying to come up with analogies that aren't completely inaccurate and aren't offensive. I think the restaurant story is pretty accurate, a small percentage of Americans have an unbelievably larger proportion of wealth than the rest of the population combined, they have a significant amount of control over what we spend our money on and they reap the vast majority of the benefits of government spending.

I'd really like a chain letter that smart people can send around and have discussions over.

"How many men ever went to a barbecue, and took off the table what's intended for nine-tenths of the people to eat?"

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

The problem is you want a chain letter that is devoid of the kinds of things that make chain letters spread successfully.

Chain letters work because they cause an immediate, negative response (generally fear and anger) by providing as little real information as possible. A thought provoking, nuanced letter is going to end up being tl;dr for most people and it won't spread. You don't want thought, you want emotion.

Walter
Jul 3, 2003

We think they're great. In a grand, mystical, neopolitical sense, these guys have a real message in their music. They don't, however, have neat names like me and Bono.

vxskud posted:

Those Kids should have miscarried themselves knowing their mother couldn't support them without government cheese.

:smug:

The ultimate libertarian wet dream. Personal responsibility in the womb, and fetuses bootstrapping themselves into the toilet when faced with the reality of their mother's economic situation.

Spite
Jul 27, 2001

Small chance of that...
Also it's not obvious enough that the treasurer is the one ordering all the expensive stuff. I know several people that would read that and say "why should he have to pay the most!!1!1!!"

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Zwabu posted:

The fact that this guy is funny, a physicist, and looks kind of like Sinbad is pretty awesome.

That makes one of his comments about how the universe wants to kill us even funnier:

"You're bound to come close to a supernova that will wipe out your ozone layer and kill everybody on the surface...who doesn't have dark skin."

:sun::respek::dealwithit:

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

What could work is a chain e-mail talking about CEO pay for mega-corps. Talk about how it went from something like 30x average worker pay to 300x average worker pay over the last 30 years, then list the salaries and benefits of the top CEOs, particularly of banks or investment firms. Make a big stink about how these people robbed the :911: AMERICAN TAXPAYER :911: of our hard-earned money, stir up some populist outrage directed at private business rather than the government.

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