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penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

It's kind of amazing how much detail I can extrapolate just from those crappy little mosaic gestures.

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User-Friendly
Apr 27, 2008

Is There a God? (Pt. 9)

penismightier posted:

My computer bugged out during The Contest and accidentally created Kramer-Art:



This reminds me of the best page in the thread.

Rusty Shackelford
Feb 7, 2005

penismightier posted:

It's kind of amazing how much detail I can extrapolate just from those crappy little mosaic gestures.

Is that Kramer explaining to Frank and Estelle about George's fling with lady-Jerry?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
We're gonna be ALL OVER that shuffleboard court!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfaO3A-m13Q

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

User-Friendly posted:

This reminds me of the best page in the thread.



Holy on buddy, did you check with the guy who made these for permission before posting that collection? <:mad:>

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Rusty Shackelford posted:

Is that Kramer explaining to Frank and Estelle about George's fling with lady-Jerry?

It's Kramer asking Jerry not to tell the naked lady to put her clothes on.

"God knows I don't ask for much!"

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

DrBouvenstein posted:

It's pronounced thermometer.

(You know, for over a decade I have waited for someone to use the word "barometer"
around me...but no one does...it's not a word that people generally say.

In my experience using the perfect Seinfeld quote in the perfect situation just makes you look like an idiot. People never seem to catch on. :(

Locutus of Bald
Aug 20, 2009

by Debbie Metallica
GAMMY'S GETTING UPSET!!

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
Alright, do your thing, where you lie to everyone.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

There he is! There's the coward that left us to diiiiie!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Elaine, I have a question. Is the item still... with you?

MINT WIZARD
Apr 25, 2007

This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

Evil Agita posted:

In my experience using the perfect Seinfeld quote in the perfect situation just makes you look like an idiot. People never seem to catch on. :(

This exactly. I once had the occasion to say that very quote. I was so excited, until everyone in the room stared at me like some kind of idot. It's ok, I know the truth. They're the idiots.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

safety dan posted:

This exactly. I once had the occasion to say that very quote. I was so excited, until everyone in the room stared at me like some kind of idot. It's ok, I know the truth. They're the idiots.

Well I had sex with your wife!

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

potee posted:

Well I had sex with your wife!
Those aren't buoys.

penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Because he's MY butler!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I can't spare a square.

I am hella PEEVED
Oct 25, 2007

Welcome to Earth.

Evil Agita posted:

In my experience using the perfect Seinfeld quote in the perfect situation just makes you look like an idiot. People never seem to catch on. :(

I wanted cucumbers on my pizza the other day. Nobody said I couldn't and I didn't end up with my sofa being peed on. What has happened to this world.

I am hella PEEVED fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Aug 5, 2011

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Fury1671 posted:

I wanted cucumbers on my pizza the other day. Nobody said I couldn't and I didn't end up with my sofa being peed on. What has happened to this world.

We are living in a society :colbert:

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
There's a clock over there.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Sash! posted:

We are living in a society :colbert:

"Because of society, right?"
"Yes, George. Because of society."

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
You told my Nanna to drop dead!?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Gyshall posted:

You told my Nanna to drop dead!?

The bank? It burned. ITS GONE!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Sash! posted:

The bank? It burned. ITS GONE!

Now what you wanna do is go down to 49th Street, that's the main customer service branch. Ask for Mr. Fleming. He'll help you! :)

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

User-Friendly posted:

This reminds me of the best page in the thread.



Yeah, it's 3-D art. Computers generate 'em. BIG computers!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Riptor posted:

Yeah, it's 3-D art. Computers generate 'em. BIG computers!

Hello, Mr. Finerman. You wanna buy a computer?


No? Why not?


All right, I see. Good answer. Thank you

WoG
Jul 13, 2004

DrBouvenstein posted:

Hello, Mr. Finerman. You wanna buy a computer?


No? Why not?


All right, I see. Good answer. Thank you

His phone wasn't even hooked up. He just liked ringing that bell.

Leyburn
Aug 31, 2001
What page was it that had that massive shitpost of horrible quality images?

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Leyburn posted:

What page was it that had that massive shitpost of horrible quality images?

56:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3295518&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=56

Jingleheimer
Mar 30, 2006
Oh man, I almost want to use one of those for a new avatar.

hope and vaseline
Feb 13, 2001

So, mom and pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust, for 48 years, and then run off with Jerry's sneakers.


Oh my god. Love that guy's rap sheet as well.

Konec Hry
Jul 13, 2005

too much love will kill you

Grimey Drawer

hope and vaseline posted:

So, mom and pop's plan was to move into the neighborhood, establish trust, for 48 years, and then run off with Jerry's sneakers.

...Apparently.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Now what you wanna do is go down to 49th Street, that's the main customer service branch. Ask for Mr. Fleming. He'll help you! :)

Whenever I saw this, I was confused because the guy still sounded like one of those punk street hoodlums who was trying to pull her into some scam. But then nothing ever came of it. I guess the actor was just too good at being evil.

dxt
Mar 27, 2004
METAL DISCHARGE

Chilly McFreeze posted:

Whenever I saw this, I was confused because the guy still sounded like one of those punk street hoodlums who was trying to pull her into some scam. But then nothing ever came of it. I guess the actor was just too good at being evil.

that was the joke, he was supposed to be seem intimidating at first then end up being helpful and friendly.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

dxt posted:

that was the joke, he was supposed to be seem intimidating at first then end up being helpful and friendly.

Right, but I'm saying his helpfulness didn't seem sincere to me.

Here's what I assumed would happen:

- He gives Nana some friendly advice about the "main service branch" of the bank.
- Nana goes to the bank.
- Some fake bank guys identity thieve her or something. All is lost.

Ice To Meet You fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Aug 7, 2011

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Who won't wear the ri-bbone?

Lycopene
Jul 10, 2011

Sash! posted:

Who won't wear the ri-bbone?

I'm a size 31 :smug:

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
"I can't believe we're going dancing."
"You don't go that often?"
"No, because it's so stupid! :) "

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
I'll take the job!
Potato salad! :patriot:

Capt. Sticl
Jul 24, 2002

In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Chexoid posted:

I'll take the job!
Potato salad! :patriot:

Yea.. We'll get back to you

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
We'll just take something for collateral...like his bag of cans, or his...other bag of cans.

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