Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
DMPunk
Jan 25, 2010

Not to be a dick, and being a guy I have no idea what she must be going thru, but its been like 6 months since she lost her baby. How much time do you need exactly?

Gavok posted:

They should have just turned it into a storyline. Sin Cara would wear a white dude mask and perform at house shows as his American cousin Sam Cara.

Sam Cara & Juan Cena become the New Allied Powers!

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Eugene Jerome
Jun 24, 2005

by angerbeet
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

http://botchamania.com/internet-returns/#more-562

maffew posted:

I never thought Botchamania 100 was going to happen (never mind 181) and ‘quality’ control’ is something I try to maintain, even if it doesn’t always work out. But I don’t know how long I can keep on churning these out and keep them at an acceptable quality. The easiest way to assess the quality of the videos and see if Botchamania is indeed burning out/jumping sharks is to check feedback right? Shame every video gets positive feedback. Even the poo poo ones.

Basically all this drivel amounts to: Botchamania will end. Maybe soon, maybe later. It won’t be due to a shortage of botches, as new ones are made on a weekly basis. It’ll be due to me losing the ability to care, or not having the time to watch God knows how much wrestling on a weekly basis.

Until then, a new Botchamania or two will be out soon.

:(

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Muta vs Hase
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2yxfSRz-cw

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Eugene Jerome posted:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

http://botchamania.com/internet-returns/#more-562


:(

It's shocking that he had the motivation to do nearly 200 of them. It's been a great series of videos.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

He might get to 200. That doesn't say he's stopping RIGHT NOW, just that it's days are numbered.

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe
I'm not shocked. A lot of them seemed half assed in the past two years or so.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



So lets all enjoy this while it lasts:
NWS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbG-GmqyI3A

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

A new straight to video Stone Cold movie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgPl1d-Iahc

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuYON_3ndcI

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Oatgan posted:

A new straight to video Stone Cold movie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgPl1d-Iahc

You know, say what you want about Austin's acting or choice of films, or whatever, but he seems pretty goddamn well suited for this sort of action stuff. He still looks like he could tear your drat head off and has such a great voice for yelling those standard action movie lines. "HANG ON!!!"

Are any of his movies any good? I heard a lot of people poo poo on The Condemned, but I've never seen any of them.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Perry Normal posted:

You know, say what you want about Austin's acting or choice of films, or whatever, but he seems pretty goddamn well suited for this sort of action stuff. He still looks like he could tear your drat head off and has such a great voice for yelling those standard action movie lines. "HANG ON!!!"

Are any of his movies any good? I heard a lot of people poo poo on The Condemned, but I've never seen any of them.

The Condemned was an enjoyable bad action movie with Vinnie Jones hamming it in every scene. I know I've seen at least a couple more Austin films, but I can't name any off the top of my head. Pretty sure they were all really bad though.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!

That single leg takedown with the foot to the knee is beautiful

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Fentry posted:

So lets all enjoy this while it lasts:
NWS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbG-GmqyI3A

what was this?

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

KungFu Grip posted:

what was this?

a dumbass wearing a speedo to an MMA fight, his dick fell out during the fight

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
His opponent was given a $70K bonus for ending the fight quickly.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

MassRayPer posted:

His opponent was given a $70K bonus for ending the fight quickly.

Dana's tweet after that fight killed me

@danawhite posted:

WTF!!!! Fighting in that will be illegal after tonight! Anyone want to grapple with hallman?

George Kaplan
Mar 12, 2006

Joey McChrist posted:

a dumbass wearing a speedo to an MMA fight, his dick fell out during the fight

Didn't see any sign of that - just a dude wearing really tiny fighting gear. Did it really fall out, or are MMA guys just really scared of guys showing too much butt out there?

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

George Kaplan posted:

Didn't see any sign of that - just a dude wearing really tiny fighting gear. Did it really fall out, or are MMA guys just really scared of guys showing too much butt out there?

His dick and balls fell out.

Rousimar Pauladeen
Feb 27, 2007

I hate the mods I hate the mods I hate the mods! I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS! Hey wait a minute why do the mods hate me I'm contributing to the conversation I HATE THE MODS I HATE THE MODS I HA

-Atom- posted:

His dick and balls fell out.

At the beginning I thought the shadow thing was his penis and that it was really skinny and two feet long.

George Kaplan
Mar 12, 2006

-Atom- posted:

His dick and balls fell out.

Why is everyone saying Dayna is being homophobic then? Surely that's just bad fighting practice, like showing up to a fight with nipple rings or something! I'd be mad too!

Diquebutt
Feb 17, 2011

by Fistgrrl

George Kaplan posted:

Why is everyone saying Dayna is being homophobic then? Surely that's just bad fighting practice, like showing up to a fight with nipple rings or something! I'd be mad too!

If "everyone" means people at Sherdog then it's because they're retarded.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

George Kaplan posted:

Why is everyone saying Dayna is being homophobic then? Surely that's just bad fighting practice, like showing up to a fight with nipple rings or something! I'd be mad too!

It's just an easy joke since Dana became a bit infamous for using the word "human being" a couple years ago. Which is a shame since before then he had actually worked to promote UFC to the gay demo and is pretty clearly not a homophobe. I hate to see a guy lose his job over something that was hilarious, but the potential for a worse slip really puts UFC and especially his opponent in a bad spot. Homophone or not, most people do not want someone else's genitals popping out and rubbing all over them while you are in their guard... or as they go for a triangle.

I know Dana said he won't fire him over that specifically, but it would be justified.

Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVfx2istuYw

The best Royal Rumble recap I've seen.

George Kaplan
Mar 12, 2006

MassRayPer posted:

It's just an easy joke since Dana became a bit infamous for using the word "human being" a couple years ago. Which is a shame since before then he had actually worked to promote UFC to the gay demo and is pretty clearly not a homophobe. I hate to see a guy lose his job over something that was hilarious, but the potential for a worse slip really puts UFC and especially his opponent in a bad spot. Homophone or not, most people do not want someone else's genitals popping out and rubbing all over them while you are in their guard... or as they go for a triangle.

I know Dana said he won't fire him over that specifically, but it would be justified.

More importantly, nobody wants to see a dude catch an unprotected kick/elbow/punch to the exposed junk, or to get it caught somewhere on something ...

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


These guys need a longer comp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61A1dK9GXnI

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


HulkaMatt posted:

These guys need a longer comp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61A1dK9GXnI

I'm not sure what's funnier. Shane loving with Taka by adding more laughter to his speech after Taka thinks he's done or Paul Heyman slowly figuring out their gimmick.

Imagine how different Kaientai would have been if they used Scott Steiner instead of Shane McMahon.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

HulkaMatt posted:

These guys need a longer comp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61A1dK9GXnI

Things like this and Gillberg are some of the funniest things I've seen period

Hirams Bitch
Oct 24, 2008

George Kaplan posted:

More importantly, nobody wants to see a dude catch an unprotected kick/elbow/punch to the exposed junk, or to get it caught somewhere on something ...

When it's outside the trunks, it's fair game. Fujiwara penisbar will get you a tapout every time.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

MassRayPer posted:

It's just an easy joke since Dana became a bit infamous for using the word "human being" a couple years ago. Which is a shame since before then he had actually worked to promote UFC to the gay demo and is pretty clearly not a homophobe.

Honest question - what's Dana done to promote UFC to gays? The crew I watch UFC with, and who got me into it in the first place is five gay dudes and two girls, but as far as I can see there hasn't been any explicit marketing towards les homeaux.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUm0_5sKSjM

New Podcast-a-Go-Go with Brodie Lee vs Heiracon from "Aniversario and his Amazing Friends"

enjoy...

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

HulkaMatt posted:

These guys need a longer comp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61A1dK9GXnI

Indeeeeed.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUl_MZE-AfE

Johnny Ace sucks his own dick - then multiple dicks all with a smile.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Best part is the Triple H merch.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
This is radio rather than video, but Hulk Hogan was on BBC radio this afternoon and was asked about the riots

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00jpw7j

As you won't be able to listen outside the UK, here's a transcript. RB is Richard Bacon, the DJ, HH is obviously Hogan

quote:

RB: Hulk Hogan. good afternoon
HH: What's up my brother?
RB: Ha ha... It's good to speak to you, and I know we've kept you waiting. As I'm sure you're aware there's a lot going on in the UK.
HH: No no no no, you didn't keep me waiting. I was really really interested in hearing what you had to say because it sounds like Baconmania has a full plate brother. You know, after I heard what's going on on the street man I just feel like maybe HUlkamania should run over there, start dropping legs and hitting people with big boots and just stop the action.
RB: [tries to interrupt]
HH: Rethink brother, rethink this whole thing and get these kids together, change their thinking in a positive direction and break the cycle. This crazyiness that's going on with the way they were raised and where they're at. Everybody's got a story, but so what? So what now? That's what needs to be done. What now? Change the direction of the youth over there...
RB: Where are you right now?
HH: Brother I'm at Universal Studios, Orlando, Florida
RB: And have these riots in London and other parts of the UK made the news in America?
HH: Yes sir brother it's headline news. It's the only thing people are talking about and we're praying for you guys.
RB: OK. Thank you very much. I mentioned on twitter that you were coming on the show. Never have I received so many questions for one guest. And they're... a lot of people said, this is RobCurry7 on twitter, sent in a variation on this. "Can you ask Hulk to go out in London tonight and crack a few skulls?"
HH: Well brother I was reading the twitter pages and as soon as you shot the first round brother everybody reacted, everybody wants the kids to get back on track you know? It doesn't really matter if Hulk Hogan's over there bodyslamming all the youth you know (like I did Andre the Giant) but at the end of the day we need to grab these kids, you know, shake them and say "stop" you know? "Just regroup, look at yourself in the mirror. Is this what you want the mirror image of your life to be? Is this what you want your destiny to be?" Now it's time to change directions. Even, you know, if the state has to step in, you know, really focus on getting these kids back on track brother. But you know what? I will do anything because I love my UK Hulkamaniacs brother

edit: Richard Bacon, not bloody Kevin Bacon

apsouthern fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Aug 9, 2011

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

It's amazing that Hulk Hogan manages to turn any situation into a way to campaign for his own ego.

If you took the time to transcribe that out yourself thank you apsouthern.

Cracky
Feb 11, 2007

are you one of those guys who likes big fatties and the big fatties have got big fatty dildos in their nose and they barf and they barf and its so gross.

apsouthern posted:



What a oval office.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

quote:

BODYSLAMMING ALL THE YOUTH

I am literally in tears right now. Where's Zeke when you need him?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Clearly the solution to all of the UK's problems is to get all the youth together and just say "Hey, stop, brother." Why haven't the police tried this yet????

George Kaplan
Mar 12, 2006

Oatgan posted:

Clearly the solution to all of the UK's problems is to get all the youth together and just say "Hey, stop, brother." Why haven't the police tried this yet????

Rioter flings brick, policeman drops shield, points, shakes head ...

Riot ends.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Hulk Hogan needs to stop existing.

  • Locked thread