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Tongsy
Aug 22, 2007

el topo posted:

You could probably get a current-year GTI made into a limo for that kind of money.

Don't give people any ideas

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T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Somebody, for the love of god, buy this. Then let me drive it. I've always, always wanted one of these goddamn why do I not have $10k :(
http://jonesboro.craigslist.org/cto/2539312614.html


Next, in the realm of "loving awesome things that I need the keys to"
http://jonesboro.craigslist.org/cto/2539120729.html


And lastly, that... That is certainly a thing.
http://jonesboro.craigslist.org/cto/2541490317.html

aventari
Mar 20, 2001

I SWIFTLY PENETRATED YOUR MOMS MEAT TACO WHILE AGGRESSIVELY FONDLING THE UNDERSIDE OF YOUR DADS HAIRY BALLSACK, THEN RIPPED HIS SAUSAGE OFF AND RAMMED IT INTO YOUR MOMS TAILPIPE. I JIZZED FURIOUSLY, DEEP IN YOUR MOMS MEATY BURGER WHILE THRUSTING A ANSA MUFFLER UP MY GREASY TAILHOLE

No homo posted:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/cto/2535514916.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdZxCRSnYgI



Ahaha, even the youtube comments show more common sense than this.

http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php?5354756-1979-VW-Rabbit-Limo

Pilsner
Nov 23, 2002


Haha, they're flaming him to hell. Seems he's been trying to sell it for ages. I think it's pretty cool, but of course not at that price.

el topo
Apr 11, 2008

by Fistgrrl
The best comment has to be on the Youtube page though...

Youtube poster posted:

Only way that thing is worth $35k is if there's $36k in the trunk.

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


rear end in a top hat Bicycle may be getting some competition here soon.
http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/2474521248.html

Tongsy
Aug 22, 2007
Trying to find out where the money went on these upgrades




edit: Maybe it's an instruction to the buyer to spend 6k on upgrades after buying it

Tongsy fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Aug 12, 2011

madattheinternet
May 8, 2004

PLEASE STOP! PLEASE!

Tongsy posted:

Trying to find out where the money went on these upgrades

Usually a guy like this will count replacing tires, timing belts, batteries, fluids and gas as they are consumed as upgrades.

BetaTested
Nov 27, 2006

madattheinternet posted:

Usually a guy like this will count replacing tires, timing belts, batteries, fluids and gas as they are consumed as upgrades.

And there's that aftermarket wheel, those gauges, that head unit, probably the pedals, and the cold air intake. I'm sure he didn't install them himself, so when you add in outrageous labor, you could get pretty close to $6k for all of that.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

BetaTested posted:

And there's that aftermarket wheel, those gauges, that head unit, probably the pedals, and the cold air intake. I'm sure he didn't install them himself, so when you add in outrageous labor, you could get pretty close to $6k for all of that.

You mean warm air intake?

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

1989 Mazda 323 GTX Club Rally - $2700 http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/wsh/cto/2512487573.html

quote:

1989 Mazda 323 GTX 4 wheel drive turbo. Been a club rally car most it's life. SCCA #516. Runs and drives excellent, just rebuilt transmission. Brand NEW turbo, fuel pump, pressure regulator, windshield, New!! Has tittle, and log books and can be club rallied tomorrow. Many extra parts, 6 spare tires 2 are brand new Michelins. The 4 on the car are excellent. Spare transmission parts, lights, alternator, computers.... to many to list. Has one set of current Simpson cam lock belts. Factory manual, complete. Needs updated seats to compete. Just painted 1 year ago.

Tongsy
Aug 22, 2007

DropShadow posted:

1989 Mazda 323 GTX Club Rally - $2700 http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/wsh/cto/2512487573.html




This is pure gold, these cars are sweet

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit

Tongsy posted:

Trying to find out where the money went on these upgrades




edit: Maybe it's an instruction to the buyer to spend 6k on upgrades after buying it

Where is the battery?

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

The Scientist posted:

Where is the battery?

Trunk or wheel well. My guess would be trunk. Edit: Nevermind, back passenger side engine bay. Civic's use tiny batteries.

Edit again:

Maker Of Shoes fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Aug 12, 2011

Mighty Horse
Jul 24, 2007

Speed, Class, Bankruptcy.

SwashedBuckles posted:

One of the comments says it was a production model. That can't possibly be true, right? Who the hell would seriously make a limo out of an economy car?

Chrysler.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler_Executive



Further proof the K platform could do ANYTHING.

Mits G45B or Chrysler Turbo I motor.

BetaTested
Nov 27, 2006

Tongsy posted:

This is pure gold, these cars are sweet
G'dang, that is a sweet deal. A goon needs to buy this and regale us with their shenanigans.

SwashedBuckles
Aug 10, 2007

Have at you!

DropShadow posted:

1989 Mazda 323 GTX Club Rally - $2700 http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/wsh/cto/2512487573.html




Hey Sockington, DropShadow found something for you

ZippySLC
Jun 3, 2002


~what is art, baby dont post, dont post, no more~

no seriously don't post

Mighty Horse posted:

Chrysler.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler_Executive



Further proof the K platform could do ANYTHING.

Mits G45B or Chrysler Turbo I motor.

You can argue that the Lebaron wasn't an economy car.

Tongsy
Aug 22, 2007

BetaTested posted:

G'dang, that is a sweet deal. A goon needs to buy this and regale us with their shenanigans.

I sent it along to a friend of mine, who has one already, as well as an 88 and a 94 Familia GTX.

I hope he buys it

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

T1g4h posted:

And lastly, that... That is certainly a thing.
http://jonesboro.craigslist.org/cto/2541490317.html


That just looks terrible and sloppy with how they didn't bother to even change the hood. :( Only decent front end swap I'd seen in recent memory was one done on that Overhaulin' show, where a Chrysler 300 front end was swapped with a Dodge Magnum:



Opinions will vary on the rest (personally I don't care for the rims and flamey paint)

rscott
Dec 10, 2009

Ozz81 posted:

That just looks terrible and sloppy with how they didn't bother to even change the hood. :( Only decent front end swap I'd seen in recent memory was one done on that Overhaulin' show, where a Chrysler 300 front end was swapped with a Dodge Magnum:



Opinions will vary on the rest (personally I don't care for the rims and flamey paint)

So you mean literally everything Chip Foose does then

heat
Sep 4, 2003

The Mad Monk

Ozz81 posted:

That just looks terrible and sloppy with how they didn't bother to even change the hood. :( Only decent front end swap I'd seen in recent memory was one done on that Overhaulin' show, where a Chrysler 300 front end was swapped with a Dodge Magnum:



Opinions will vary on the rest (personally I don't care for the rims and flamey paint)

Just what the gently caress is going on with those wheels? It's like an optical illusion or something

televiper
Feb 12, 2007

heat posted:

Just what the gently caress is going on with those wheels? It's like an optical illusion or something

They're deep and super polished, the spokes are reflecting off the rim.

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005
^^FML

heat posted:

Just what the gently caress is going on with those wheels? It's like an optical illusion or something
They're just silver centers with chrome/polished/whatever lips. Doesn't look that weird.

Funzo
Dec 6, 2002



Ozz81 posted:



)

Oh God, the bumper swallowed another car and it's trying to get out!

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Ozz81 posted:

That just looks terrible and sloppy with how they didn't bother to even change the hood. :( Only decent front end swap I'd seen in recent memory was one done on that Overhaulin' show, where a Chrysler 300 front end was swapped with a Dodge Magnum:



Opinions will vary on the rest (personally I don't care for the rims and flamey paint)

Big difference: The 300 and Magnum share a platform so that swap was probably just some bolt-on parts and maybe some bodywork to bring the lines together better - and whether you like Foose's tastes or not, he does always have some outstanding bodymen to put them into reality.

The 300 front end on the Durango? Looks like it was stuck on with 3M double-stick.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
This is actually a real thing that exists:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

IOwnCalculus posted:

Big difference: The 300 and Magnum share a platform so that swap was probably just some bolt-on parts and maybe some bodywork to bring the lines together better - and whether you like Foose's tastes or not, he does always have some outstanding bodymen to put them into reality.

No doubt, he and his guys always do amazing work...I just think sometimes it can be a little too over the top, or sometimes stuff gets done that doesn't seem necessary. Even if I don't like a final design, I still like watching his show just to see how the ideas come together, and watching stuff get stripped, disassembled, and put back together in such a short time. :)

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

IOwnCalculus posted:

Big difference: The 300 and Magnum share a platform so that swap was probably just some bolt-on parts and maybe some bodywork to bring the lines together better...

In fact, Chrysler sells a 300 Touring model outside of North America which is just a Magnum with a 300's front end and interior trim. http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/car-reviews/car-and-driving/chrysler-300c-touring-1005078.html

EDIT: I don't know how I totally missed mobby_6kl's post, but I did. Sorry about that.

ComfyPants fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Aug 13, 2011

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

mobby_6kl posted:

This is actually a real thing that exists:



The funny thing is none of the shut lines look quite right on these so you could be forgiven for thinking its back yard job.

ursa_minor
Oct 17, 2006

I'm hella in tents.
My Prelude took a poop, so I'm thinking of picking up this ratty little '75 710 wagon as a parts hauler for my 510. Guy is looking for $1000 or best offer, and $1000 will not be my offer.
Craigslist gold? Fools gold?



http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/2540798161.html

coolskillrex remix
Jan 1, 2007

gorsh

T1g4h posted:

Somebody, for the love of god, buy this. Then let me drive it. I've always, always wanted one of these goddamn why do I not have $10k :(
http://jonesboro.craigslist.org/cto/2539312614.html


I dont understand syclones, the 0-60 specs do not make any sense. Unless the AWD system had launch control (which it obviously didnt) a 3500lb car with 280hp and 350ft lbs of torque does not do 0-60 in 4.3 seconds. They may have been underrated, but even then, i do not believe the 0-60 times.

edit: doh, only wikipedia citing car and driver says 4.3. I really hate 0-60 times

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!

Dave Inc. posted:

So this just came up in my area.



I think I'm actually going to go take a look at it, because for $1000 plus a $250 transaxle that would be a steal but... Oh god, there's going to be so much more wrong with it, I can't wait to be disappointed.

Edit: 'dem Fuchs.

Update on this car: Half the interior was missing, the power steering pump mount was broken and unusable, the timing belt had snapped before so the head was replaced (but who knows what damage the pistons took), it had spots of rust on every body panel and the best part was that the seat mounts were rusted through--there was no way to attach the seats (driver and passenger) without cutting and rebuilding that portion of the frame.

Pass.

So I just told him the wheels were worth $400-500 alone (they were perfect if dusty) and to just part out the rest. Me, I don't have the space/tools for the kind of work it needed and I wanted something I could drive and fiddle around with on weekends--not a parts car.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

That sucks, but unfortunately a lot of these are turning into parts cars due to massive abuse.

Getting rust on every body panel and rusting the seat mounts out in a car that was hot-dip galvanized at the factory takes some serious work. Like allowing Bubba and Clem at the local paint shop to sand things down to metal and beyond when they do your respray.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
I have found the world's only unmolested CRX, or at least the only one with a relatively sane pricetag.

http://greensboro.craigslist.org/cto/2474964429.html

Neon Machete
Dec 30, 2006
yes
http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/cto/2545888894.html

Sweet business strategy!

Lord Gaga
May 9, 2010

As Nero Danced posted:

I have found the world's only unmolested CRX, or at least the only one with a relatively sane pricetag.

http://greensboro.craigslist.org/cto/2474964429.html


haha without reading this I thought to myself "If that doesnt have rust on the rear 1/4s I will poo poo"

Guess I won't be making GBS threads :smug:

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

Lord Gaga posted:

haha without reading this I thought to myself "If that doesnt have rust on the rear 1/4s I will poo poo"

Guess I won't be making GBS threads :smug:

Your pants are safe, and probably will be forever. I swear Honda was using already rusted metal when building some of their cars back then.

As Nero Danced fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Aug 14, 2011

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
I can't think of quicker way to go bankrupt than buying a cheap, abused TT Subaru



"With the missing disc the car has very poor brakes"

Funny that

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Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

Well I just found out the "Astroghini" is for sale just down the street from me. I've seen it sitting out in front of their house for a few weeks now, but i only just noticed it posted to craigslist this morning. The price seems pretty good




Also here is a blog post someone made about it:

http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/2011/08/found-in-kalamazoo-the-astroghini-tales-of-americas-industrial-past/

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