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jojoinnit posted:Limit the blacks to 35%? Actually, what I found most displeasing about the cookies I got (pack of 4) wasn't the unevenness...but the fact that the whole cookie was actually dipped in white frosting, then some extra black frosting was put on top of that...so the black is only important and visible because of the strong white underneath it, Holding it up? A sad comment on race relations in the United States, i think.
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Alhazred posted:Ladies and gentlemen. Because we have been exploited by your Magic Pan crepe restaurants, we are hijacking this plane to Cuba! You wanted to see me, El Presidente?
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I assure you, if I had not been a dictator, I would not have been able to get away with that one.
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# ? Aug 15, 2011 17:29 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Actually, what I found most displeasing about the cookies I got (pack of 4) wasn't the unevenness...but the fact that the whole cookie was actually dipped in white frosting, then some extra black frosting was put on top of that...so the black is only important and visible because of the strong white underneath it, Holding it up?
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"I'm not saying anything to you. I'm not sorry. I was never sorry. It was cashmere. I hate Step Nine! Where's that Rum Raisin? Where is it? Can't find anything. I need a drink. Ah, daquiri ice. Here we go. What are you looking at? Get out! Come on, can't you see we're closed?! Get out!" Robnoxious fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Aug 16, 2011 |
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Robnoxious posted:
He was scatin' and bee-bopping all over me! Chexoid fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Aug 15, 2011 |
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It's Goretex. You know about Goretex?
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# ? Aug 15, 2011 19:26 |
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Poque posted:It's Goretex. You know about Goretex? Cashmere!
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# ? Aug 15, 2011 19:46 |
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Is that a red dot?
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# ? Aug 15, 2011 19:49 |
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I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
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Locutus of Bald posted:I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct? Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?
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# ? Aug 15, 2011 20:38 |
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I gotta plead ignorance on this one.
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# ? Aug 15, 2011 21:32 |
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Macaluso posted:I think I'm gonna throw up I think I got David Duke and Farrakhan down there
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Locutus of Bald posted:I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct? I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.
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# ? Aug 15, 2011 21:53 |
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"And so concerned was he that word of his poor tennis skills might leak out, he chose to offer you his wife as some sort of medieval sexual payola." "He's new around here." "So, details?" "Well, I didn't sleep with her!" "Because of society, right?" "Yes, George, because of society."
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# ? Aug 15, 2011 22:20 |
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C'mon, kiss her. I won the MVP in '79, I can do whatever I want to! I like to think if I ever achieve fame I'll have that level of entitlement about everything.
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# ? Aug 16, 2011 00:41 |
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"I'm not an orgy guy!! Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything! I'd have to dress different, I'd have to act different, I'd have to grow a mustache and get all sorts of robes and lotions. I'd need a new bedspread, new curtains and I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends, I'd have to get orgy friends... I'm not ready for it."
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# ? Aug 16, 2011 01:03 |
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I almost got to the E once, but I blacked out. I woke up a few hours later in a ditch and the tank was full. I don't know who did it... and I never got to thank them.
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neoboman posted:C'mon, kiss her. I won the MVP in '79, I can do whatever I want to!
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# ? Aug 16, 2011 06:37 |
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He's my butler!
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penismightier posted:"And so concerned was he that word of his poor tennis skills might leak out, he chose to offer you his wife as some sort of medieval sexual payola." ANOTHER GAME FOR MILOS!
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# ? Aug 16, 2011 07:09 |
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Robnoxious posted:Who does this guy think he is? I'm Keith Hernandez.
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safety dan posted:I'm Keith Hernandez. KEITH HERNANDEZ?!
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DrBouvenstein posted:KEITH HERNANDEZ?! IT
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DrBouvenstein posted:KEITH HERNANDEZ?! Nice game, pretty boy
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DrBouvenstein posted:KEITH HERNANDEZ?! Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of your account
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Bonzo posted:IT OUT
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# ? Aug 16, 2011 15:36 |
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Ehud posted:Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise I am saying that the spit could not have come from behind...that there had to have been a second spitter! Behind the bushes, down the gravelly road!
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# ? Aug 16, 2011 15:40 |
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Ehud posted:Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of your account That is one magic loogie.
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Hey, George. The ocean called. They're runnin' outta' shrimp.
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# ? Aug 16, 2011 19:06 |
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LividLiquid posted:Hey, George. The ocean called. They're runnin' outta' shrimp. IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST
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Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a cork and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction!
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Riptor posted:IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup in a deli.
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# ? Aug 16, 2011 19:20 |
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She told me to "Go to hell" and I took the bus home.
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Alhazred posted:Then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a cork and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction! ...hole in one
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# ? Aug 16, 2011 19:29 |
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Suddenly, I found myself staring right into the EYE of the great fish!
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JetsGuy posted:Suddenly, I found myself staring right into the EYE of the great fish! Mammal!
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Edit: ^ JetsGuy posted:Suddenly, I found myself staring right into the EYE of the great fish! Mammal
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Poque posted:Mammal! Rageaholic Monkey posted:Edit: ^ Whatever!
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