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Monkeycheese
Feb 24, 2002

ninja minúsculo
wow D Lo got pretty fat. He was one of my favorites back in the attitude era.

I've kind of been wondering if there is much consensus as to the worst wrestler ever.

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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Monkeycheese posted:

I've kind of been wondering if there is much consensus as to the worst wrestler ever.

Yes. John Cena. :smug:

Paper Jam Dipper
Jul 14, 2007

by XyloJW

Monkeycheese posted:

I've kind of been wondering if there is much consensus as to the worst wrestler ever.

Worst wrestler ever is impossible because we likely never saw him/her.

Worst wrestler to work in WWF/WCW/ECW/TNA/ROH would be a lot easier.

It has to be a wrestler that couldn't even be carried. I think for TNA, Jenny Morasca would win.

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!

Lone Rogue posted:

Worst wrestler ever is impossible because we likely never saw him/her.

Worst wrestler to work in WWF/WCW/ECW/TNA/ROH would be a lot easier.

It has to be a wrestler that couldn't even be carried. I think for TNA, Jenny Morasca would win.

Calling what she did as wrestling is pretty much an insult. I would compare it to "drunkenly having sex with the air, with the air winning"

MisterGBH
Dec 6, 2010

Eric Bischoff is full of shit

Monkeycheese posted:

wow D Lo got pretty fat. He was one of my favorites back in the attitude era.

I've kind of been wondering if there is much consensus as to the worst wrestler ever.

This topic is a mine field and will cause disagreements left right and centre.

Throwing a name out there though I'd say Khali would be someone almost everybody can agree on.

Rankine Over Gash
Feb 18, 2010

We had our meetings in a room with a bar and Brian Clough said to me "Millsy, get the beers in and get yourself a Guinness". I told him I didn't drink. He said "Get yourself a fucking Guinness" so I did. I drank it, pulled a face and then he named me in the team. I never said no again.
The correct answer is Mass Transit.

apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier
Gary the Barn Owl

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

MisterGBH posted:

This topic is a mine field and will cause disagreements left right and centre.

Throwing a name out there though I'd say Khali would be someone almost everybody can agree on.

Khali is just El Gigante/Giant Gonzales with some actual time on the roster though.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

apsouthern posted:

Gary the Barn Owl

Sends me into a coma just seeing that name.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
The correct answer is: Me.


Michael Tarver.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


flashy_mcflash posted:

Khali is just El Gigante/Giant Gonzales with some actual time on the roster though.

Yeah but Giant Gonzales had better mobility. Still not much but better.

Rankine Over Gash posted:

The correct answer is Mass Transit.

How can you say that? He sold that beatdown like death. :downsrim:

Minidust
Nov 4, 2009

Keep bustin'
How soon we forget Giant Silva (of Oddities fame). We barely saw him, but if he wasn't even deemed worthy of a default Vince big man push then he must have been pretty irredeemable.

Minidust fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Aug 18, 2011

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Commissar Ken posted:

Yeah but Giant Gonzales had better mobility. Still not much but better.

Tue enough, I guess. I remember seeing him but not paying much attention to his matches in WCW against Sid.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu
The answer is Rajah Lion.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Minidust posted:

How soon we forget Giant Silva (of Oddities fame). We barely saw him, but if he wasn't even deemed worthy of a default Vince big man push then he must have been pretty irredeemable.

Huh, apparently he and Khali were tag partners in Japan in the early 2000's. I'm sure they put on some clinics.

Monkeycheese
Feb 24, 2002

ninja minúsculo
what about Reese aka the Yeti?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Minidust posted:

How soon we forget Giant Silva (of Oddities fame). We barely saw him, but if he wasn't even deemed worthy of a default Vince big man push then he must have been pretty irredeemable.

Meanwhile, Kurrgan is probably one of the wealthiest pro wrestlers around!

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

Meanwhile, Kurrgan is probably one of the wealthiest pro wrestlers around!

That's because KURRGAN. ALWAYS. WINS!

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
John Zandig. I win.

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe
Worst wrestler I've ever seen was Uncle Elmer. Unbelievably awful.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I dunno, Zandig was such a in ring failure that he couldn't hack it as a ULTIMATE WARRIOR RIPOFF. Think about that for a minute.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

apsouthern posted:

Gary the Barn Owl

Pierre Abernathy

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

flashy_mcflash posted:

Tue enough, I guess. I remember seeing him but not paying much attention to his matches in WCW against Sid.

I'd go with Sid for worst ever, actually. I mean, it's one thing to suck and be a freakshow attraction or jobber, but Sid got consistent main event pushes for years despite being terrible in nearly every respect and never actually drawing money.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

CombineThresher posted:

I'd go with Sid for worst ever, actually. I mean, it's one thing to suck and be a freakshow attraction or jobber, but Sid got consistent main event pushes for years despite being terrible in nearly every respect and never actually drawing money.

I don't care what anyone says, when Sid beat Shawn Michaels at the Survivor Series in MSG, it was one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Hit Jose Lothario in the chest with a camera, then beat HBK. I was in full-on HBK-hate mode at the time, and that whole thing just blew my mind.

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe

CombineThresher posted:

I'd go with Sid for worst ever, actually. I mean, it's one thing to suck and be a freakshow attraction or jobber, but Sid got consistent main event pushes for years despite being terrible in nearly every respect and never actually drawing money.

I think that just makes him one of the most overrated guys ever. He was awful but I don't think he's really worst ever material.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

the worst wrestler ever is kizarney

Hirams Bitch
Oct 24, 2008

With the way Rey Mysterio goes around intentionally ending careers at every opportunity he has to be in the discussion.

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe
Hahahaha no you're all wrong, it's Kane

quote:

Most Disgusting Promotional Tactic (2004) Impregnating Lita
Most Overrated (2010)
Worst Feud of the Year (2002) vs. Triple H
Worst Feud of the Year (2003) vs. Shane McMahon
Worst Feud of the Year (2004) vs. Matt Hardy and Lita
Worst Feud of the Year (2007) vs. Big Daddy V
Worst Feud of the Year (2008) vs. Rey Mysterio
Worst Feud of the Year (2010) vs. Edge
Worst Gimmick (1996) as Fake Diesel
Worst Worked Match of the Year (2001) with The Undertaker vs. KroniK at Unforgiven

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Captain Charisma posted:

Hahahaha no you're all wrong, it's Kane

haha

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
Michael Cole was/is the worst wrestler ever. Jim Ross is a better wrestler than Cole. Vince Russo is a better wrestler than Cole. Jon Heder is a better wrestler than Cole.

(Unless you're not counting non-regular wrestlers.)

Perry Normal fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Aug 19, 2011

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

Captain Charisma posted:

Most Disgusting Promotional Tactic (2004) Impregnating Lita

I hope he has a plaque with this on it somewhere in his house.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Captain Charisma posted:

Hahahaha no you're all wrong, it's Kane

I can't believe vs Fake Kane isn't on that list for Worst Feud.

CVagts
Oct 19, 2009
Six-time worst feud of the year, that's impressive.

WeaselWeaz
Apr 11, 2004

Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Biscuits and Gravy.

Monkeycheese posted:

what about Reese aka the Yeti?

You mean YET-TAY

Zack_Gochuck
Jan 4, 2007

Stupid Wrestling People
Jackie Gaydia.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

WeaselWeaz posted:

You mean YET-TAY

I will never not be utterly confused by the fact that not only did they mispronounce Yeti, but that IT WAS A loving MUMMY!

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

Jerusalem posted:

I will never not be utterly confused by the fact that not only did they mispronounce Yeti, but that IT WAS A loving MUMMY!

And more importantly, it was a mummy that aided the Giant in double penetrating Hulk Hogan unconscious.

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.

Jerusalem posted:

I will never not be utterly confused by the fact that not only did they mispronounce Yeti, but that IT WAS A loving MUMMY!

That has to be the WCW-est thing ever.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Karmine posted:

That has to be the WCW-est thing ever.

I really need a Shockmaster .gif for moments like these.

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

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