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Looking at this thread I can see Big Brother has been a massive success.
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Aug 18, 2011 22:00
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From Dragon Quest to Big Brother, so much for Jedward...
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Aug 18, 2011 22:09
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Brown Moses posted:Looking at this thread I can see Big Brother has been a massive success. When Jedward are the biggest celebrities in the house you know the show has reached its lowest point.
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Aug 18, 2011 22:14
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Jedward and Kerry are the only ones I've even heard of, and they're bottom-of-the-barrel as far as "celebrity" goes...
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Aug 18, 2011 22:16
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Ugh, secret challenges. Same house, same D-list celebrities, same boring old tasks. Shame really, I was hoping this would be a grand reinvention of the format 
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Aug 18, 2011 22:24
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That model guy wouldn't be out of place on the regular series.
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Aug 18, 2011 23:55
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JEDWARD!!!  e: Beyond that, I didn't really have a reaction. I fast-forwarded through most of it.
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Aug 19, 2011 00:28
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I just had a look at the contestants. Who even thinks of offering Celebrity Big Brother to the wife of the Speaker of the house of commons? John Bercow is one of the scummiest, fascist, tax-dodging criminal politicians in the country as well, I hope she got booed. I could have sworn Jedward had been on Big Brother before, this sort of thing is their bread and butter. Tara Reid is still pretty kind of famous though isn't she? She was in films that most people have seen, within the last ten years. That's way above Celebrity Big Brother level isn't it?
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Aug 19, 2011 00:41
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Not when you interrupt your movie career with bad plastic surgery, drink'n'drugs, rehab and generally getting yourself labelled as nuts. Check her Filmography on wikipedia; in the last 10 movies since 2005, three are in post-production, and 7 were straight to video.
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Aug 19, 2011 01:00
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Cyriptix posted:Ugh, secret challenges. Same house, same D-list celebrities, same boring old tasks. Shame really, I was hoping this would be a grand reinvention of the format Channel 5 aren't exactly known for their originality. Bringing back Big Brother and Neighbours really harks back to their early days of mostly showing stuff that other channels were done with like Xena and Hercules.
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Aug 19, 2011 01:24
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Some of these people don't even have wikipedia pages. Quite a lot of non-celebrity BB contestants have them. So the non-celebrity housemates are more famous than the celebrities  On a related note, I was bitterly disappointed when I misheard Amy Childs as Adrian Chiles. I would have watched the hell out of him in it.
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Aug 19, 2011 01:33
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Any cuts to BBC4 when BBC3 still exists are criminal
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Aug 19, 2011 01:48
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We should probably just pack in the whole watching or supporting big brother thing. It was interesting in the first series because it was new and novel, now its just spanking the dead monkey. And can someone track down and violently murder whatever shithole agent who is making those jedward fucks still a part of media? I'm sure they are really nice chaps in person but ... its enough now. Id rather see loving Noal Edmonds and Lenny Henry back on tv.
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Aug 19, 2011 02:09
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Graviton v2 posted:whatever shithole agent who is making those jedward fucks still a part of media? Do not underestimate the psychological benefits of knowing that Jedward are definitely not nearby.
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Aug 19, 2011 02:13
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A good point.
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Aug 19, 2011 02:29
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Hoops posted:John Bercow is one of the scummiest, fascist, tax-dodging criminal politicians in the country as well, I hope she got booed. He really isn't, unless you think "claiming a lot of expenses for a few years" is the absolute worst thing a politician can do.
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Aug 19, 2011 02:32
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Tsaedje posted:Any cuts to BBC4 when BBC3 still exists are criminal I saw some 'Save BBC4' thing on Facebook today and I was going to join, but then I thought about it for two seconds and, honestly, taking the best bits of BBC4 and melding them with the best bits of BBC3 (yes, they actually have some good stuff, like Him and Her and, erm, Being Human, maybe?) to make a proper third BBC channel is probably the best thing they could do.
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Aug 19, 2011 02:37
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That thing where they strapped the cameras to the heads of the soldiers on BBC3 was good
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Aug 19, 2011 02:41
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Celebrity BB is always shite and full of complete non-entities. The non-celeb series are what I watch it for anyway, so I'm reserving judgement until the next real BB
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Aug 19, 2011 03:24
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What would be really cool is if Celeb BB caught the jed twins having a threeway with one of the non-entity females, then im tuning in!
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Aug 19, 2011 05:57
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Graviton v2 posted:What would be really cool is if Celeb BB caught the jed twins having a threeway with one of the non-entity females, then im tuning in! I'm really curious to see if they can keep their act up for the whole time they're in the house.
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Aug 19, 2011 07:24
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MrBishi posted:I'm really curious to see if they can keep their act up for the whole time they're in the house. Something about cutting the live feed really bugs me. I'm sure the celebrities with better agents will have some power over what gets shown, so I've no doubt we'll see Jedward as we know them.
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Aug 19, 2011 07:29
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Good god celeb BB was awful! Was surprised to hear kerry swearing like a trooper too, Davina would have gone nuts at that. Still, im sure once the fighting starts it will be as entertaining as ever :p
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Aug 19, 2011 10:08
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FAT WORM OF ERROR posted:That thing where they strapped the cameras to the heads of the soldiers on BBC3 was good This was repeated last night on BBC1. It was brilliant, but my god was it tough to watch
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Aug 19, 2011 10:43
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Tara will suck Jedwards cock(s) for a thousand dollars.
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Aug 19, 2011 10:50
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God Piers Morgan is a total dick. Was flicking through the channels last night and he was "interviewing" Barbara Windsor. Morgan: "So the carry on Films were obviously brilliant for your career..." camera cuts to Windsor shaking her head Windsor: "no they destroyed my career. I couldn't work in TV or film for nearly 30 years" Morgan actually carries on on the previous tack about her career being great for a few beats before he understands what she just said, then is totally stumped about what to say next, then just jumps to his next pre prepared question as though the last exchange never took place. There is also this: http://twitter.com/!/pennjillette/status/103501623313182720
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Aug 19, 2011 11:13
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MrBishi posted:I'm really curious to see if they can keep their act up for the whole time they're in the house. I'm not overly familiar with Jedward (not British/Irish). What exactly is their act/desired public image (other than annoying of course)?
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Aug 19, 2011 11:49
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Per posted:I'm not overly familiar with Jedward (not British/Irish). What is their act/desired public image (other than annoying of course)? We're still trying to work that out.
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Aug 19, 2011 11:50
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Per posted:I'm not overly familiar with Jedward (not British/Irish). What exactly is their act/desired public image (other than annoying of course)? Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja0Cfjjhkwo
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Aug 19, 2011 12:01
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Per posted:I'm not overly familiar with Jedward (not British/Irish). What exactly is their act/desired public image (other than annoying of course)? They're lovably dense Irish lads with no apparent self-awareness whatsoever or any real capacity for spite (though we'll see what a few weeks in an enclosed space with a bunch of so-called celebrities will do for that). Basically they're a double-act of Father Dougal MacGuire, with even less musical talent.
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Aug 19, 2011 12:14
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They're also one of those acts, like Justin Bieber, that the media points to and goes "GAW AIN'T THEY AWFUL? LOOKIT HOW AWFUL THEY ARE" while promoting them relentlessly, and everyone who reads shite like Heat or The Sun disappears up their own arse in paroxysms of entirely manufactured hate, despite the fact that, at worst, they're a couple of talentless but harmless fellows who're a bit thick.
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Aug 19, 2011 13:01
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I do enjoy that every time he talks about them in any capacity, Louis Walsh simply must insert the phrase "Everybody loves them!" They really don't, Louis.
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Aug 19, 2011 13:09
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ChuckDHead posted:They're lovably dense Irish lads with no apparent self-awareness whatsoever or any real capacity for spite (though we'll see what a few weeks in an enclosed space with a bunch of so-called celebrities will do for that). Basically they're a double-act of Father Dougal MacGuire, with even less musical talent. Celebrity BB was spectacularly bad. The worst "celebrities" by far, no live feed, Brian Dowling sucked, and the whole thing just feels wrong.
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Aug 19, 2011 13:21
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Oben posted:Eoin McLove, but twice and aimed at horny teenagers. I wonder if they ever recieve any cake-jumpers.
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Aug 19, 2011 13:36
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ChuckDHead posted:I wonder if they ever recieve any cake-jumpers. I wonder if they have willies.
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Aug 19, 2011 13:38
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Trin Tragula posted:Can we add the railways to that list? I am convinced that Sky Arts is run by a small, crack team of people who are trying to improve Sky's image. Like, they're the most intelligent people there. It really is a great service.
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Aug 19, 2011 14:21
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The Guardian has made a nice point about the front cover of today's Daily Star (proprietor: R. Desmond) Namely that the Star can't know that Big Brother had record ratings, because the overnights for Channel 5 (proprietor: R. Desmond) don't come out until, er, over night, long after the print deadline for the 'news'paper. Although it is correct if you use a very specific record. Because it's not got the highest ratings for Big Brother ever (over 10 million in 2002), it's not got the highest ratings for Channel 5 (5.63 million for England v Albania in 2001) or highest non sport ratings for Channel 5 (5.41 million for the premiere of Independence Day in 1999). So yes, it is a record. Well done, Celebrity Big Brother 8, for your record ratings of 5.07 million viewers. Channel 5's highest non sport or film figures.  trebles all round.
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Aug 19, 2011 14:31
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My mum lives near Jedward and occassionally she answers the door to either hysterical 12 year old girls or middle aged men wearing anoraks and tinted glasses whose mothers' satnavs have sent them up her driveway instead of the road the pillocks live on. Apparently not one person has asked for John or Edward. Always Jedward. They creep me the gently caress out.
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Aug 19, 2011 15:03
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I recognise 3 of those people (counting Jedward as one person).
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Aug 19, 2011 15:24
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I am thoroughly convinced that one of them is significantly less of an idiot than the other but I couldn't possibly say which. Even if I knew which one I couldn't tell your their name. I hope that at some point they get split up and get to exist as two sides of the same coin as opposed to the world's most ludicrously haired mobius strip.
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Aug 19, 2011 15:32
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