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shen posted:- Ned writes a letter to Stannis telling him to come take the throne, which is how Stannis discovers the incest Nobody "told" Stannis about the incest... remember the whole part about Stannis and Jon Arryn nosing around about Robert's bastards? Stannis was a part of the investigation, he knew about it at the same time as Jon Arryn.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 01:00 |
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shen posted:I haven't re-read books 1-3 in a couple years, could you explain more about this? My understanding was: This is like that video where the guy has his girlfriend explain what she knows of the original Star Wars trilogy.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 01:44 |
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Well no one in this thread can pick up on simple poo poo like 'Dolorous Edd is gay' so what are you going to do.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 01:50 |
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Mayhaps I also suck at reading but I honestly haven't picked up on any of these characters being gay. Connington maybe if you really want to perceive him as a gay character, but I can't remember reading a single passage that made me think Renly/Loras/Blackfish/D.Edd are gay.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 02:08 |
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Ross posted:Mayhaps I also suck at reading but I honestly haven't picked up on any of these characters being gay. Connington maybe if you really want to perceive him as a gay character, but I can't remember reading a single passage that made me think Renly/Loras/Blackfish/D.Edd are gay. Blackfish - confirmed bachelor, refuses to marry Renly and Loras - many other characters reference their gay love, especially Jaime and Littlefinger D. Edd - Brother of the nights watch, has that vibe I missed Renly being gay the first time I read it too, but I was as aforementioned, a bad reader, and young.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 02:14 |
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Ross posted:Mayhaps I also suck at reading but I honestly haven't picked up on any of these characters being gay. Connington maybe if you really want to perceive him as a gay character, but I can't remember reading a single passage that made me think Renly/Loras/Blackfish/D.Edd are gay. Blackfish and Edd are barely more than trolls. But Renly & Loras is clear as day if you go back and read it knowing about that possibility.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 02:15 |
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The biggest thing I missed was that Lysa killed Jon Arryn. She loving says it outright, but at that point I was just skimming through her madness.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 02:16 |
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Caufman posted:The biggest thing I missed was that Lysa killed Jon Arryn. She loving says it outright, but at that point I was just skimming through her madness. Yes, Littlefinger convinced her to do it, right? I got lost in the whole explanation behind who sent the assassin to kill Bran. Can anyone sum that up?
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 02:21 |
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Unzip and Attack posted:That's an interesting theory. I've always thought the Stranger was the least thought-out of the religious ideas presented in Martin's writing, but maybe I was wrong. Then again, if all that's required is a bunch of prayers, why did the Night's Watch build the Wall and safeguard it all these years? When the Children and First Men defeated the Others last go-round, there wasn't even a Faith of the Seven around if memory serves. Since gods are immortal, they don't perceive time the same way mortals do. The Children of the Forest and the First Men lucked the gently caress out when they used their combined forces/magic/giant-gently caress-off-walls to beat the Others. Enraged by their affront to him, the Stranger would marshal his forces for a second wave - thousands of years later. Only for the Stranger, it felt like the blink of an eye. The cycle will continue until people join hands and pray for forgiveness from the Other; their armies will never be able to ultimately triumph over the Stranger and her/her/its Others. (Or it's just a silly joke theory. I never thought the Stranger was the least thought out, just the most ignored. The Stranger is a Charon-like figure who is meant to take people to whatever heaven the Seven have when they die. I figure that because the Stranger has so little to with actually LIVING, people only pray to it when they are near death. I always thought it strange that there were never more candles devoted to the Stranger during the war. I mean, I get that most warriors don't expect to die, and so they pray to the Warrior or Smith for bravery and good steel, but why not pray to the Stranger as well asking for it to leave them alone for a few more years, or let them see the morning after the battle, etc.)
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 02:24 |
Ross posted:Yes, Littlefinger convinced her to do it, right? Joffery did because he wanted to make.. somebody.. Robert, maybe, proud because that person said it would be better if Bran had died. And because Joff's a little poo poo and they were making fun of him and whatever. The knife was one of Robert's, Joff stole it from the baggage cart and gave it to the assassin.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 02:33 |
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Putin It In Mah rear end posted:This thread is gay. Allusions to it hit you over the head every three posts, and if you didn't pick up on them you are a terrible poster. I'm starting to think you all have gayscale.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 02:40 |
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Quantify! posted:Jon Arryn told Stannis before he died. When Jon Arryn died Stannis fled to Dragonstone. Well I feel like an idiot. One other thing, the part where you said Robert "was going to make Ned the Hand regardless of any of that", do you mean he was planning on this before Jon Arryn died?
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 02:50 |
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Ross posted:Mayhaps I also suck at reading but I honestly haven't picked up on any of these characters being gay. Connington maybe if you really want to perceive him as a gay character, but I can't remember reading a single passage that made me think Renly/Loras/Blackfish/D.Edd are gay. a nerd posted:Are Loras and Renly Gay?
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 03:11 |
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If there's one thing that really pisses me off about the TV show it's that we won't get to see any of that awesome hinting in the same light because they went ahead and made it explicit.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 03:23 |
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Have they said much about what season 2 of the show will cover? ACoK is a fine book but I have a hard time seeing it being an interesting/exciting television series. I also have a hard time seeing ACoK and ASoS merged into one season without leaving a ton of stuff out.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 03:26 |
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Putin It In Mah rear end posted:If there's one thing that really pisses me off about the TV show it's that we won't get to see any of that awesome hinting in the same light because they went ahead and made it explicit. TV viewers aren't that smart and the subtly would have been too hard to pull off.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 03:31 |
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I think season two is supposed to pretty much just cover Clash of Kings. They're talking about splitting Storm of Swords if they get a third season because that book's so loving big.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 03:39 |
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I can understand missing Blackfish/Connington/... Dolorous Edd's homosexuality, but if you missed Renly/Loras as a couple then you must have been reading every third word. Especially since GRRM himself outright stated it.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 03:40 |
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Azure_Horizon posted:I can understand missing Blackfish/Connington/... Dolorous Edd's homosexuality, but if you missed Renly/Loras as a couple then you must have been reading every third word. Especially since GRRM himself outright stated it. You forgot Selmy, who is definitely Bi. I have no idea how HBO is going to split up the next books without either having lots of seasons, or simply just brushing over a lot of material.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 03:44 |
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Mr.Brinks posted:You forgot Selmy, who is definitely Bi. Someone's gonna have to point out where Selmy's bi, because he spends most of the latter half of ADWD fantasizing about women.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 03:45 |
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Mr.Brinks posted:I have no idea how HBO is going to split up the next books without either having lots of seasons, or simply just brushing over a lot of material. Well, as long as the ratings stay as good as they were for first season, I don't think they'll mind having a lot of seasons.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 03:48 |
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Azure_Horizon posted:Someone's gonna have to point out where Selmy's bi, because he spends most of the latter half of ADWD fantasizing about women. Exactly, so he can't be 100% gay! Therefore, bi.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 03:58 |
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Hedrigall posted:Exactly, so he can't be 100% gay! Therefore, bi. Him and ~Daario~ can go have gaybabies.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 04:03 |
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At thus point I can't tell if people are joking or if they really think Dolorious Edd and Selmy are gay. Selmy spent chapters morning over an female crush and Delorious Edd has never had anything sexual come up at all.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 04:10 |
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Thoguh posted:At thus point I can't tell if people are joking or if they really think Dolorious Edd and Selmy are gay. Selmy spent chapters morning over an female crush and Delorious Edd has never had anything sexual come up at all. Uhh don't you think if Edd liked women he would have said so?
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 04:12 |
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Mr.Brinks posted:Uhh don't you think if Edd liked women he would have said so? He's never been mentioned to go to Moles Town either. And Selmy pining over Ashara Dayne means little or less, Ashara is almost irresistible to every character that has interacted with her.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 04:21 |
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Ned Stark never said he liked women ergo I surmize he is bi if not outright 100% a gay. vv Unzip I think you quoted the wrong post there Ross fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Aug 23, 2011 |
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Ross posted:Have they said much about what season 2 of the show will cover? ACoK is a fine book but I have a hard time seeing it being an interesting/exciting television series. I also have a hard time seeing ACoK and ASoS merged into one season without leaving a ton of stuff out. In the original TV show thread, I made this exact point and was shouted down by people who called me a bigot. Nevermind that I insisted their relationship was actually really well written in my opinion - the fact that I wanted it to be more subtle and a gradual reveal rather than BJs and slurp sounds meant that I hate gay people and want them all to stay in the closet. As I stated earlier, this subject always comes up in GRRM threads because the new goonsay is to see discrimination everywhere, all the time.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 04:25 |
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Ross posted:Ned Stark never said he liked women ergo I surmize he is bi if not outright 100% a gay. No wonder Catelyn is so sour. Nobody likes being a beard.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 04:29 |
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bigmcgaffney posted:And Selmy pining over Ashara Dayne means little or less, Ashara is almost irresistible to every character that has interacted with her. Yeah, even Tyrion who digs mostly waify underfed hookers and 12-year-olds was enchanted by her saggy boobs and stretch marks which was pretty . Weird as heck, and definitely out of place if it's not some kind of hint.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 04:53 |
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YES bread posted:Yeah, even Tyrion who digs mostly waify underfed hookers and 12-year-olds was enchanted by her saggy boobs and stretch marks which was pretty . Weird as heck, and definitely out of place if it's not some kind of hint. Wait, that was Ashara Dayne?
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 04:55 |
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Unzip and Attack posted:the fact that I wanted it to be more subtle and a gradual reveal rather than BJs and slurp sounds meant that I hate gay people and want them all to stay in the closet. Why should it be a gradual reveal? Like it's some titillating secret. Wait for it...wait for it...GAY! If you actually accept that being gay is a natural thing, it should be a throw-away fact for the audience- unless it's important to their relationship with other characters. It's like when people tell stories and say "So this black guy came up to me..."
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 04:56 |
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bigmcgaffney posted:He's never been mentioned to go to Moles Town either. Counterpoint: 100% of the whores from mole town we have met are gay. Edd is the only one who didn't visit mole town whores. Therefore Edd and Jon are the only straight guys in the watch. The only characters I've actually picked up on as being gay are Renly, Loras, Cottington, and [i]maybe[/] the Blackfish. Not sure where people are pulling out the rest from. Though I have only done one whole readthrough, so I might have missed some hints.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 04:58 |
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JerkyBunion posted:Wait, that was Ashara Dayne? It's a popular theory that doesn't have much if any concrete evidence, but it does fit into the narrative pretty neatly.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 04:59 |
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Thoguh posted:Counterpoint: 100% of the whores from mole town we have met are gay. Edd is the only one who didn't visit mole town whores. Therefore Edd and Jon are the only straight guys in the watch. I thought Satin was a whore from Oldtown, not Mole Town. The whores in Mole Town are girls. A couple shoot crossbows and poo poo at the wildlings.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 05:23 |
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Hedrigall posted:Stuff about Loras and Renly I am pretty sure that Renly's Rainbow Guard had something more to do with the fact that the rainbow is an important religious / cultural symbol in Westeros than our modern use of it for the GLBT movement. Just sayin'. The rest of it is spot-on, though.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 05:54 |
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Maytag posted:Like it's some titillating secret. In Westeros, it certainly is. I for one enjoyed figuring it out somewhere near the end of the first book and facepalming at the myriad of small hints that GRRM left for the reader along the way. Being hoodwinked by a good writer is fun - I don't know why it always has to be about homophobia. As for the Ashara = Lemore theory, I just don't buy it. She was supposed to be one of the most beautiful women in the realm, with "haunting" violet eyes. Tyrion isn't some dunce - he is a shrewd, extremely observant dude who would have noticed her having violet eyes. I mean, it's a fun theory but I really hope everyone in the series doesn't turn out to be someone we thought previously dead.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 06:01 |
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Mad Hamish posted:I am pretty sure that Renly's Rainbow Guard had something more to do with the fact that the rainbow is an important religious / cultural symbol in Westeros than our modern use of it for the GLBT movement. Just sayin'. It can be both
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 06:05 |
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Maytag posted:Why should it be a gradual reveal? Like it's some titillating secret. Wait for it...wait for it...GAY! If you actually accept that being gay is a natural thing, it should be a throw-away fact for the audience- unless it's important to their relationship with other characters. It's like when people tell stories and say "So this black guy came up to me..." Pretty decent arguments have been made that the wink wink nudge nudge Renly/Loras relationship has as much to do with the nature of fantasy fans than as the limitations of his POV layout. GURM himself is pretty cagey about that kind of stuff, like he insists that the Rainbow Guard/LGBT thing was a complete coincidence that he didn't even consider (like how do you in no way even consider the connotation unless you've been under a rock for 70 years). He's also said that Renly/Loras relationship was "clear" even though tons of readers disagree. Then again he does love to tease and troll his fans so I guess that kind of meta thing isn't beyond him.
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# ? Aug 23, 2011 06:38 |
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YES bread posted:Pretty decent arguments have been made that the wink wink nudge nudge Renly/Loras relationship has as much to do with the nature of fantasy fans than as the limitations of his POV layout. The best part about it is that GRRM is right. I knew it right when both of them constantly prayed with one another. And the whole Margaery thing. So awkward.
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