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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Schnider

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Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

JoeyBarton7 on Twitter posted:

"Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone"

He has also changed his picture to Che Guevera. :ughh:

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Chambilin in! scillaci out!

delicious beef
Feb 5, 2006

:allears::allears::allears::allears::allears::allears:
This is going around facebook at the moment :negative:

quote:

Aaron Lennon takes it on his chest and brings it down, passes it to Bassong who runs with it before laying it off to Huddlestone, Defoe spots a window and makes a run, Huddlestone sees him and makes the pass and Defoe puts it away nicely.

"Right lads," says Palacios, "let's get one more Plasma before the loving pigs get here."

ICA
Nov 23, 2007

by Y Kant Ozma Boo
Joey Barton's twitter.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

delicious beef posted:

This is going around facebook at the moment :negative:

Wow

crappledan
Dec 17, 2009

Serious Title Contenders
facebook friends posting about arsenal and the cesc transfer someone kill me now

I'm warming up to this signing since a) Xavi needs rest b) Thiago is still developing, too loose with possession c) It helps to have a more direct player and d) He can play DM since it looks like Mascherano's gonna be at CB a lot this season and I hate Keita at DM.
4 hours ago · Like

arsenal needs to sign this neymar kid, and then we will be unstoppable
4 hours ago · Like

Arsenal needs to get Schweinsteiger.
4 hours ago · Like

Isn't he too old for Arsenal? =P JK, that would be awesome for Arsenal if they could get him.
3 hours ago · Like

dude, :S..quarterbacks der dekhsish na american futbol a? ..fabs the quarterback of world futbol .. :D ..lols..really, i hav never seen any other player launch those 30-40 yarder killer balls so often..(n most of em wud b effective, n efficient 2..) ..ya knw..as much as he usd 2.. (no, not xavi, not iniesta either..) n may b dats y barca wants him so badly.. :) ..(but mind u, he wasnt lyk dis wen he 1st arrieved @ arsenal:S..so i m hopin wenger ll b able to turn wilshere or ramsey in2 da next quarterback 4 arsenal..or sumthin.. ;) :) :)

:suicide:

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
quarterback

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents
his use of the word quarterback was like the least offensive thing in that whole post

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
Fabregas is a defensive midfielder, absolutely

The Collector
Aug 9, 2011

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Rats raining down in the night during the Stanley Cup finals.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Pillbug

Some Idiot trying to argue Poulsen is better than lucas posted:


Just looked at some stats earlier after a discussion with my sisters boyfriend and his brother.

Attacks created:
Lucas: 22, 1 every 129,86 minute played.
Poulsen: 10, 1 every 74,4 minute played.

Tackles won:
Lucas: 64,53% of tackles made.
Poulsen: 66,66% of tackles made.

Pass completion:
Lucas: 82,72%
Poulsen: 83,85%

Fouls made:
Lucas: 1 every 43,28 minute played
Poulsen: 1 every 46,5 minute played.
What he forgets to mention is that poulsen played like 10 games, mostly against bottom feeders and random europa league sides, while lucas was playing the likes of chelsea and manchester united. This is proof that stats in a vacuum are useless

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
It also doesn't show number of tackles made

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Jose posted:

It also doesn't show number of tackles made

Or interceptions. Or a whole host of things important to a midfielder.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Statistics prove that Poulsen is a better player than Lucas imo.

Voluspa
Mar 17, 2006

HURRRRley

quote:

At least Marcelo let Fabregas see him. Villa sucker punched Ozil for no reason at all. Go Madrid! Nice Fight. Good job Mourinho. Fabregas deserved it for screwing Arsenal anyway.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Raheem Sterling posted:

Can any 1 burrow me a lfc password 4 the videos jus 2 see the highlight please
Twitter for BlackBerry® · 11:50

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

irlZaphod posted:



That is so bad. I wonder how much he's earning anyway....

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Maybe he doesn't have a credit card

I'm not sure if he was looking for the highlights of the NextGen match or what (I presume so)

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Not suprising they always receive praises from English press when they left Arsenal. Viera,Henry,Pires Adebayo and now Fabregas.
While they were playing for Arsenal English press always diminish their play or talent but the moment the jump ship you will here from them how good they are,they are the best,they are prolific e.t.c.
DO YOU PEOPLE HATE ARSENAL SO MUCH,IF YES WHY?
Are you people not happy that Arsene And Arsenal change the rubgy and agricultural football know to English to fanciful and skillful the whole world is playing and now been employed by some EPL clubs.
Anyway there is a saying in my land (woman will never praise her husband while his alive)

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

SteadfastMeat posted:

Not suprising they always receive praises from English press when they left Arsenal. Viera,Henry,Pires Adebayo and now Fabregas.
While they were playing for Arsenal English press always diminish their play or talent but the moment the jump ship you will here from them how good they are,they are the best,they are prolific e.t.c.
DO YOU PEOPLE HATE ARSENAL SO MUCH,IF YES WHY?
Are you people not happy that Arsene And Arsenal change the rubgy and agricultural football know to English to fanciful and skillful the whole world is playing and now been employed by some EPL clubs.
Anyway there is a saying in my land (woman will never praise her husband while his alive)

TBF the article he commented on should be in this thread as well.

Dear Sergio
Sep 7, 2008

We are a couple, not a duo
When i play football next i'm gonna be shouting FRIMPONGGG!!!!!! when i shoot. #frimpong (He's the next Eboue)

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



SteadfastMeat posted:

PWM: woman will never praise her husband while his alive

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
From RAWK...

Farman posted:

Re: Glazer debt drains Manchester United
« Reply #2088 on: Today at 05:21:19 PM »


If you bring a pot of water to the boil, then stick a frog in it, the frog will jump straight back out. But if you put a frog in a pot of water, then bring it to the boil, the frog will happily stay in the pot until it dies. Interesting fact.

Biggy_
Jan 17, 2006

boom boom boom let me hear you say bale BALE
http://freepdfhosting.com/63b0f51bee.pdf

heh

Mr. Big Snacks
Jul 26, 2006

Project Clapham Football Club
"Més que un Club"

:lol:

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
EC10 appears to be very displeased.

Rollie Fingers
Jul 28, 2002


I think this person has more similarities to a few of the Man Utd fans on this forum that devote many, many overblown paragraphs to Arsenal ahead of their new team.

crappledan
Dec 17, 2009

Serious Title Contenders

quote:

@EmmanuelF4
Emmanuel Y Frimpong
How the he'll is Drogba off instead of Torres? With 50million Abrahomovich could have bought Africa.#Disgrace

frimpong is a treasure

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

appledan posted:

frimpong is a treasure

:lol:

EmmanuelF4
@piersmorgan Ur my bestest Friend If I ever score ill dedicate it to you :)*hugs*

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.


I'm not sure if this belongs here or not.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8oIwO_-Bkw

The Emirates Experience? Can someone translate this for me?

Paul Pot
Mar 4, 2010

by Y Kant Ozma Post
is she a devvo fan or do these people really talk like that

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

TyChan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8oIwO_-Bkw

The Emirates Experience? Can someone translate this for me?

owns

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
She is why I love northern girls

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Transatlantic Gulp posted:

She is why I love northern girls

I can't tell if she is drug hosed or just extremely northern.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Byolante posted:

I can't tell if she is drug hosed or just extremely northern.

Northern, Manchester/Lancashire area and obviously a complete loving idiot.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

http://pogoshift.tumblr.com/ posted:


Me and my guy friends, we did this when we were bored during school…. HAHA!

crappledan
Dec 17, 2009

Serious Title Contenders

TyChan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8oIwO_-Bkw

The Emirates Experience? Can someone translate this for me?

goin to 'a fackin emrats
goin to 'a fackin stadium arnt wehhh

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

appledan posted:

goin to 'a fackin emrats
goin to 'a fackin stadium arnt wehhh

I'm so ashamed that she's not that far from me. :ughh:

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PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
loving love it....EA Sports doing a mock up of Nasri scoring in FIFA 12....against the rags!!!

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