|
I'd give you a ride but I got Karl Farbman here
|
#
?
Aug 24, 2011 15:32
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 13, 2024 22:03 |
|
|
Riptor posted:I'd give you a ride but I got Karl Farbman here Thanks for stopping! <  >
|
|
#
?
Aug 24, 2011 16:32
|
|
|
Rusty Shackelford posted:Will people able to breathe underwater in the future?
|
|
#
?
Aug 24, 2011 17:34
|
|
|
Jambalaya!
|
|
#
?
Aug 24, 2011 18:58
|
|
|
Because of the.. Time.. Yeah, time is what he's indicating there. Anyway, onward and upward! e: The whole Elaine/Davola apartment scene is loving creepy, every time I watch it I'm surprised they went in that direction. some kinda jackal fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Aug 24, 2011 |
|
#
?
Aug 24, 2011 20:53
|
|
|
DrBouvenstein posted:Thanks for stopping! < He stopped short? That's my move! I'm gonna kill him!
|
|
#
?
Aug 24, 2011 21:27
|
|
|
neoboman posted:You look like Trotsky! They say you grow hair, look-a-like Stalin!
|
|
#
?
Aug 24, 2011 22:41
|
|
|
Martytoof posted:Because of the.. I think the writer of that episode was the same writer who did the one where somebody (Jerry?) buys a gun and Elain starts saying "where do you want it Jerry? The Kennedy? The Lincoln?" and points the gun at the appropriate places on her body. They didn't film it though because it was just too far out there.
|
|
#
?
Aug 24, 2011 23:39
|
|
|
stratdax posted:I think the writer of that episode was the same writer who did the one where somebody (Jerry?) buys a gun and Elain starts saying "where do you want it Jerry? The Kennedy? The Lincoln?" and points the gun at the appropriate places on her body. Not the point, I know, but weren't Kennedy and Lincoln both the back of the head?
|
|
#
?
Aug 24, 2011 23:44
|
|
|
WoG posted:Not the point, I know, but weren't Kennedy and Lincoln both the back of the head? One in the direct back and one on the lower rightbackish. I invented the twirl!
|
|
#
?
Aug 24, 2011 23:54
|
|
|
WoG posted:Not the point, I know, but weren't Kennedy and Lincoln both the back of the head? I'm pretty sure the other president was Mckinley instead of Kennedy(or Lincoln?).
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 00:12
|
|
|
That dude in question is Larry Charles. Who is insane. And looks like an Amish guy. I think he directed bill maher's movie and works on CYE and a bunch of other poo poo.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 00:23
|
|
|
Hi, Mr. Pitt! Is Elaine there?
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 01:41
|
|
|
stratdax posted:I think the writer of that episode was the same writer who did the one where somebody (Jerry?) buys a gun and Elain starts saying "where do you want it Jerry? The Kennedy? The Lincoln?" and points the gun at the appropriate places on her body. I'm glad they put the kibosh on that one.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 02:10
|
|
|
Jerusalem posted:I'm glad they put the kibosh on that one. You know they've kiboshed before, and they will... kibosh again.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 03:21
|
|
|
You know a muffin can be very filling! <>
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 03:51
|
|
|
kolby posted:Hi, Mr. Pitt! Is Elaine there? Would it be okay if I got your new socks tomorrow? 
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 03:55
|
|
|
Standard? Is Ted Dansons deal standard? < >
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 04:05
|
|
|
You're a wonderful wonderful boy. Everyones likes you. Mordy? -I can see how some people wouldn't like him.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 04:09
|
|
|
Datson, DATSON, we've got Datson here! Oh right, that is Jurassic Park. Newman!
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 04:16
|
|
|
Elaine, do you remember your dream? Where you had a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman? Elaine, have you been urinating a lot lately?
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 04:25
|
|
|
Rageaholic Monkey posted:You know a muffin can be very filling! < If the homeless don't like them, the homeless don't have to eat them!
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 04:26
|
|
|
We're trying to HELP the homeless! It's bad enough we've got some nut out there strapping them to a rickshaw!
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 04:30
|
|
|
jojoinnit posted:Elaine, do you remember your dream? Where you had a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman? My favorite Peterman-Elaine exchange: Elaine, do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly ventilated English basement? Uhh, I guess I hadn't... Well, I have a feeling what you're about to go through is punishment enough. Dismissed.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 04:33
|
|
|
potee posted:My favorite Peterman-Elaine exchange: Really? You think it's better than: I'm afraid the problem with Zach is more serious. He's back on the horse, Elaine. Smack. White palace. The Chinamans nightcap. And, in a tiny way, I almost feel responsible. I'm the one who sent him to Thailand - in search of low-cost whistles. Filled his head with pseudo-erotic tales of my own Opium excursions. Plus, I gave him some phone numbers of places he could score near the hotel. -Look, uh, Mr. Peterman, the fact is that I was planning on breaking up with Zach anyway. He was cheating on me! drat it, Elaine. That wasn't Zach. That was the yam-yam.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 04:55
|
|
|
myron_cope posted:That dude in question is Larry Charles. Who is insane. And looks like an Amish guy. I think he directed bill maher's movie and works on CYE and a bunch of other poo poo. He also directed Borat and Bruno if memory serves. And he does look utterly insane. And tried to make Seinfeld really dark. Like the episode with Dr. Tongue, he said originally the doctor was obsessed with something more perverted, can't remember exactly what he said but it's in the commentary. Salami, salami, baloney, definitely.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 04:55
|
|
|
you're off bread...
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 05:53
|
|
|
Demon Of The Fall posted:you're off bread... You're dipping your disgusting index finger into my Skippy?
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 06:02
|
|
|
You double dipped a chip! You dipped a chip, took a bite, then you dipped again 
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 06:18
|
|
|
I'm unbelievable at spelling last names, go on give me a last name!
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 07:43
|
|
|
myron_cope posted:That dude in question is Larry Charles. Who is insane. And looks like an Amish guy. I think he directed bill maher's movie and works on CYE and a bunch of other poo poo. I really do not like most of Larry Charles' episodes. His tone is just too dark and doesn't fit with the rest of the show. He occasionally directs Curb and brings those wierd touches to that show too and it still doesn't fit.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 09:23
|
|
|
Bobfromsales posted:I really do not like most of Larry Charles' episodes. His tone is just too dark and doesn't fit with the rest of the show
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 09:33
|
|
|
Robnoxious posted:Without even checking to see if I'm right, Larry Charles had a hand in "Crazy" Joe DaVola arcs and the Kramer goes to Hollywood Caper? I want to say he also directed The Limo.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 10:29
|
|
|
And he had Jerry get gunned down by cops. Cable boy...
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 11:54
|
|
|
Bobfromsales posted:I really do not like most of Larry Charles' episodes. His tone is just too dark and doesn't fit with the rest of the show. I can see where you're coming from here. The darker early-Seinfeld episodes come off as a little more hit or miss. But his last two episodes were "The Stall" and "The Fire" which were both great. Elaine: Sure, the pinky toe is cute, but I mean, what is it? It's useless. It does nothing. It got that little nail that's just impossible to cut. What do we need it for? Jerry: Because, Elaine, that's the one that goes "wee, wee, wee all the way home."
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 13:48
|
|
|
Bobfromsales posted:I really do not like most of Larry Charles' episodes. His tone is just too dark and doesn't fit with the rest of the show. They do stick out when you look back but he has some absolute classics on his list too.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 16:44
|
|
|
esperantinc posted:Would it be okay if I got your new socks tomorrow? I can't go 
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 16:52
|
|
|
jojoinnit posted:drat it, Elaine. That wasn't Zach. That was the yam-yam. And if you are undead...I'll find out about that, too.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 17:28
|
|
|
You can stuff your sorrys in a sack mister!
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 17:49
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 13, 2024 22:03 |
|
|
Mister Seinfeld, you may tell jokes. But you are no comedian.
|
|
#
?
Aug 25, 2011 18:06
|
|