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Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Holy motherfucking shitballs I skipped it the first time for the same reason. I went back and scrolled down and nearly poo poo myself.

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sarsbar
Oct 16, 2007

GA: Yes Your Shout Pole Is Like A Tower Broadcasting Your Fear Across The Ring And You Are Right To Be Afraid

utada posted:

:cry:

This reminds me of that screencap of that awful porn movie with the woman dressed up as a spider. It's the only thing I've ever seen in my life that's genuinely creeped me out to the point of physical revulsion.

Keeping with the spirit of this thread, would you possibly have the screencap on hand? My mind has conjured up images that are neither sexy nor scary.

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out

sarsbar posted:

Keeping with the spirit of this thread, would you possibly have the screencap on hand? My mind has conjured up images that are neither sexy nor scary.

First page for a GIS under "spider porn" :nms::nws:

The actual video is probably available online somewhere.

Axeman Jim
Nov 21, 2010

The Canadians replied that they would rather ride a moose.

dinozombiesgoRARR posted:

First page for a GIS under "spider porn" :nms::nws:

The actual video is probably available online somewhere.

Holy poo poo. That is the first time I have *ever* regretted clicking a NMS link here. There's not enough mind bleach in the world to erase that from my head. Seriously, if you're curious, and don't actually have a thing about spiders sucking your schlong, DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK. It's too late for me, but you can save yourself.

Just go.

Go...

:negative:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

I love the shittily-made paper web they made for background ambience in the bottom-right photo.

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
I can decide if this is weirder than the pterodactyl porn that's floating around in cyberspace.

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out

Bundle of Keys posted:

I can decide if this is weirder than the pterodactyl porn that's floating half-heartedly flapping around in cyberspace.

Fixed that for you.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Bundle of Keys posted:

I can decide if this is weirder than the pterodactyl porn that's floating around in cyberspace.

This typo has me imagining you as some all-knowing guru of depraved pornography, passing judgement on all of the naked chicks in rubber Alf masks and gaping anuses on the internet.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



dinozombiesgoRARR posted:

Fixed that for you.

I remember someone posting something along the lines of, "I can just imagine the director off to the side flapping his wings to remind the actors." And lost it; was it you?

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

Robot Lincoln posted:

This typo has me imagining you as some all-knowing guru of depraved pornography, passing judgement on all of the naked chicks in rubber Alf masks and gaping anuses on the internet.

If I'm gonna go down in history for a typo, please God let this be it.

Contraction mapping
Jul 4, 2007
THE NAZIS WERE SOCIALISTS

Bundle of Keys posted:

I can decide if this is weirder than the pterodactyl porn that's floating around in cyberspace.

To be fair, I honestly think the pterodactyl porn is far more hilarious than weird, and I'm pretty sure this was intentional given how over-the-top it was. That spider stuff, on the other hand...

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Hey, what's that noise? Sounds like something... clumping around the attic.



Oh well, it's probably nothing. Off to bed! Sleep tight!

(totally reminds me of :nws: this Oglaf strip :nws:, too)

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > PYF Creepy Images II: The Ungrossening

you guys realize cocksucking spiders are pretty gross right? like, if that isn't, I don't really know what is.

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

PainterofCrap posted:

This picture, called DeLoy's Ape (which I first saw in the Time/Life series on the paranormal), has always freaked me out about as badly as the cover of Whitley Streiber's Communion.



Source data: http://www.theastralworld.com/cryptozoology/deloysape.php
Turned out to be a hoax, though :eng101:

Blood Magnet
Nov 25, 2010
That loving spider-woman is the worst thing I've ever seen.

sarsbar
Oct 16, 2007

GA: Yes Your Shout Pole Is Like A Tower Broadcasting Your Fear Across The Ring And You Are Right To Be Afraid
Blood Magnet's right. I am so sorry I ever asked to see that, good God. :suicide:

Sir Prancelot
Mar 7, 2008

:h:Knight of the
Rainbow Table.:h:

Blood Magnet posted:

That loving spider-woman is the worst thing I've ever seen.
:nws::nms: http://i.imgur.com/QlSki.jpg :nms::nws:

Fell
Feb 22, 2007

by Cowcaster

Ninja Toast! posted:

Edit: Im an idiot who couldn't figure out how to scroll down to see the comic.

You weren't the only one.

Also, the first animated one scared me out of all reason for a second.

The Worst Unicorn
Nov 4, 2009

~*I Sparkle You Sparkle*~

Pharmaskittle posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > PYF Creepy Images II: The Ungrossening

you guys realize cocksucking spiders are pretty gross right? like, if that isn't, I don't really know what is.

The 'un-gross' part was just to keep the thread from filling up with gore like the last one. Porn spiders pass. :( Not that anyone should go looking for more.

Herobotic
Oct 9, 2007

You know, we've had a lot of fun here today, but there's nothing funny about people who pretend to throw a ball without actually throwing a ball.
Someone looks at that spider porn and says "Finally. SOMEONE got it right."

That's what creeps me out.

WAIL
Jan 31, 2007

I Dunno
A creepy Korean motion comic. It scared the poo poo out of me.

:nms:http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue:nms:

Lamprotornis
Jun 28, 2004

My happy place~

WAIL posted:

A creepy Korean motion comic. It scared the poo poo out of me.

:nms:http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue:nms:

poo poo dude, this got a jump out of me too, but I like how this is done. If you're kind of a wuss and don't want to be surprised by it, here you go:

Scroll down to a certain point, and it jumps down several frames, animating the scene with a creepy noise. It does this twice. If you want to take the edge off, shrink the window down to a little horizontal sliver first and view the "boo" scenes from the bottom.

Edit:

zygotesix posted:

Wasn't this posted one page ago?

Huh, well yes it was, and someone even provided pretty much the same drat spoiler as I did.

Lamprotornis has a new favorite as of 06:47 on Aug 26, 2011

KimJongUnstoppable
Sep 18, 2010

Juche Lyfe 4 Ever!

WAIL posted:

A creepy Korean motion comic. It scared the poo poo out of me.

:nms:http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue:nms:

Wasn't this posted one page ago?

Saigyouji
Aug 26, 2011

Friends 'ave fun together.
That comic's nicely done, although it did scare me half to death because I lacked enough foresight to turn my headphone volume down.

Knuckle Kimchi
Jul 22, 2008

中国は?
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6161746/index.html
My friend has translated the comic and I edited (replacing Korean with English) and posted it online. I can't figure out how to make the scroll thing and sound effect though.

Big Hairy Wah
Jan 3, 2011



:gonk:

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out

Miketopus
Jan 24, 2010

Absolutely. If we put little wheels on the bottoms of our shoes, we could just roll around everywhere...

Radio Paranoia posted:



Aww, they found love. :3:

I know someone discussed the "Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark" series a little while back... I think practically all the images from that belong in here. Here's just a few I turned up:





Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



The Worst Unicorn posted:

The 'un-gross' part was just to keep the thread from filling up with gore like the last one. Porn spiders pass. :( Not that anyone should go looking for more.



Gaaad drat it. I racked up 200 stings as a kid in two separate incidents and while it won't send me screaming I get really uncomfortable when I see armed airborne insect camps like that. I'm always afraid I'm going to go in my attic and discover a shitload of hornets.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Midjack posted:

Gaaad drat it. I racked up 200 stings as a kid in two separate incidents and while it won't send me screaming I get really uncomfortable when I see armed airborne insect camps like that. I'm always afraid I'm going to go in my attic and discover a shitload of hornets.
Once when I went to a girl's camp, we were taking a shower one night, and the showers were a ways from the campground and even more, open-air. So I'm lathering up, probably the most vulnerable a human can get, when I nonchalantly look up. There is a huge, huge nest of centipedes in a nook in the ceiling. I'm not very vocal when I'm scared or hurt myself, but just on a whim, I call out to the others and say "Look up." Chaos ensues. Naked chicks in a panic running everywhere. Good times.

Kind of beautiful, but if I met this guy on the street, I'd most likely start and stare.

e: well that's not the right one.

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out

Sir Prancelot
Mar 7, 2008

:h:Knight of the
Rainbow Table.:h:

dinozombiesgoRARR posted:


Visually equating sexual abuse victims to blow-up dolls is rather offensive and, yes, incredibly creepy. Good show, misguided advocacy group. :stare:

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Big Hairy Wah posted:



:gonk:

Why are so many stupid internet ads mom oriented. MOM DISCOVERS SECRET TO WHITENING TEETH! OBAMA WANTS MOMS TO RETURN TO SCHOOL!

I have a teen mom in class who is one of those anti vaccination poo poo-heads. Her only credential is 'mom' and let us face it, it's pretty easy to become a mother.

KimJongUnstoppable
Sep 18, 2010

Juche Lyfe 4 Ever!

Rough Lobster posted:

Why are so many stupid internet ads mom oriented. MOM DISCOVERS SECRET TO WHITENING TEETH! OBAMA WANTS MOMS TO RETURN TO SCHOOL!

I have a teen mom in class who is one of those anti vaccination poo poo-heads. Her only credential is 'mom' and let us face it, it's pretty easy to become a mother.



As an internet marketer I feel qualified to answer this. "Moms" are a huge demographic on the internet and spend a large majority of the money spent online. Believe it or not, that's my industry's bread-and-butter.

Sarinnanashi
Dec 27, 2004

I'm sure there is a reason for this, but I don't think I want to know it.

Rough Lobster posted:

Why are so many stupid internet ads mom oriented. MOM DISCOVERS SECRET TO WHITENING TEETH! OBAMA WANTS MOMS TO RETURN TO SCHOOL!

I have a teen mom in class who is one of those anti vaccination poo poo-heads. Her only credential is 'mom' and let us face it, it's pretty easy to become a mother.



I'm not sure how she became a mom looking like that.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Sarinnanashi posted:

I'm not sure how she became a mom looking like that.

Hooked up on Plenty Of Fish.

PissChrist
Feb 21, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Gorilla Codpiece posted:



Anyone know the story behind this image? I know ive seen it a few times on here but I cannot for the life of me remember the story.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Miketopus posted:

Aww, they found love. :3:

I know someone discussed the "Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark" series a little while back... I think practically all the images from that belong in here. Here's just a few I turned up:







I have the full collection sitting on my bookshelf right now. If anyone has a specific picture they remember and want to see again in full glory, just let me know.

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Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Oh poo poo. There was a story where these two country boys animated a scarecrow to be their buddy. I remember one boy leaving, and when he came back the scarecrow had killed the other kid and was STRETCHING HIS BLOODY SKIN ON A RACK TO TURN INTO LEATHER.

Another story involved the Wendigo.

I don't remember if either of those stories had worthwhile art...but if you're so inclined you might take a look.

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