Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Alter Ego posted:

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

With Manicured you know where you stand, but with Alter? Who knows! It sickens me.

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Zorkon: Nov 21, 2008; WE CARE A LOT

What is it that makes a man turn Neutral?

# ? Aug 23, 2011 23:40

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Zorkon posted:

What is it that makes a man turn Neutral?

Lust for gold, POWER? Or is he just born with a heart full of NEUTRALITY?

# ? Aug 23, 2011 23:58

qntm: Jun 17, 2009

LIVE FREE OR DON'T

# ? Aug 25, 2011 16:08

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

MORBO DEMANDS AN ANSWER TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTION:

IF YOU SAW A SMALL CHILD IN POSSESSION OF DELICIOUS CANDY WOULD YOU SEIZE AND CONSUME SAID CANDY?!

# ? Aug 25, 2011 18:35

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Alter Ego posted:

MORBO DEMANDS AN ANSWER TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTION:

IF YOU SAW A SMALL CHILD IN POSSESSION OF DELICIOUS CANDY WOULD YOU SEIZE AND CONSUME SAID CANDY?!

Is the child... mechanical in any way?

# ? Aug 25, 2011 18:36

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Alter Ego posted:

MORBO DEMANDS AN ANSWER TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTION:

IF YOU SAW A SMALL CHILD IN POSSESSION OF DELICIOUS CANDY WOULD YOU SEIZE AND CONSUME SAID CANDY?!

Unthinkable.

# ? Aug 25, 2011 18:36

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Alter Ego posted:

MORBO DEMANDS AN ANSWER TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTION:

IF YOU SAW A SMALL CHILD IN POSSESSION OF DELICIOUS CANDY WOULD YOU SEIZE AND CONSUME SAID CANDY?!

I wouldn't think of it.

# ? Aug 25, 2011 18:36

Manos del Sino: Apr 12, 2004; Original Pony; Soiled Meat

Alter Ego posted:

MORBO DEMANDS AN ANSWER TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTION:

IF YOU SAW A SMALL CHILD IN POSSESSION OF DELICIOUS CANDY WOULD YOU SEIZE AND CONSUME SAID CANDY?!

Uh, is the child mechanical in any way?

edit: d'oh

# ? Aug 25, 2011 18:37

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Manos del Sino posted:

Uh, is the child mechanical in any way?

I ALREADY DID!

# ? Aug 25, 2011 18:37

Zorkon: Nov 21, 2008; WE CARE A LOT

My opponent's 3% titanium tax doesn't go too far enough!

# ? Aug 25, 2011 18:38

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

I'm 40% titanium!

# ? Aug 25, 2011 18:46

WHOOPS: Nov 6, 2009

ChesterJT posted:

You first! Assuming you're in the US and not up in Alaska or Hawaii or something I would imagine $5 would do it? Unless you want overnight speedy delivery instead of regular US mail. Paypal to jtimmons0 at gmail dot com and I'll box it up tonight and send it out tomorrow.

PayPal thought I hit "Send Money" before I completed the address. The City/State/Zip is Minneapolis, MN 55410

Thanks dude!

# ? Aug 25, 2011 19:28

Cryptic Edge: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Alter Ego posted:

MORBO DEMANDS AN ANSWER TO THE FOLLOWING QUESTION:

IF YOU SAW A SMALL CHILD IN POSSESSION OF DELICIOUS CANDY WOULD YOU SEIZE AND CONSUME SAID CANDY?!

Uh, well, I, uh...the question is-is vague. You don't say what kind of candy, whether anyone is watching or uh... At any rate, I certainly wouldn't harm the child.

# ? Aug 25, 2011 19:40

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Cryptic Edge posted:

Uh, well, I, uh...the question is-is vague. You don't say what kind of candy, whether anyone is watching or uh... At any rate, I certainly wouldn't harm the child.

Shut up, dammit!
http://youtu.be/DTgBarzUgpU

# ? Aug 25, 2011 19:56

Cryptic Edge: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

smashpro1 posted:

Shut up, dammit!
http://youtu.be/DTgBarzUgpU

Well, listen here, missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973 but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become bitter and, let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/55873/futurama-catching-nixon

Cryptic Edge fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Aug 25, 2011

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Cryptic Edge posted:

Uh, well, I, uh...the question is-is vague. You don't say what kind of candy, whether anyone is watching or uh... At any rate, I certainly wouldn't harm the child.

MAY I REMIND YOU, MR. NIXON, THAT YOU ARE UNDER A TRUTHOSCOPE.

Cryptic Edge posted:

Well, listen here, missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973 but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become bitter and, let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/55873/futurama-catching-nixon

My God. Is that what I sound like? I always thought my voice had more of a Clark Gable quality.

# ? Aug 25, 2011 20:39

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Cryptic Edge posted:

Uh, well, I, uh...the question is-is vague. You don't say what kind of candy, whether anyone is watching or uh... At any rate, I certainly wouldn't harm the child.

# ? Aug 25, 2011 22:32

ChesterJT: Dec 28, 2003; Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

KFCB posted:

PayPal thought I hit "Send Money" before I completed the address. The City/State/Zip is Minneapolis, MN 55410

Thanks dude!

On it's way today. 2-day shipping so maybe Monday!

# ? Aug 26, 2011 00:40

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Hi there! It's a...

...pleasure to meet you!

# ? Aug 26, 2011 01:02

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Evil Mastermind posted:

Hi there! It's a...

...pleasure to meet you!

Put the dice away before I TAKE them away :colbert:

# ? Aug 26, 2011 01:24

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

Put the dice away before I TAKE them away

But I can darn sure tell you where we're not. The Universe.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 01:26

Pepperoneedy: Apr 27, 2007; Rockin' it

Coleman posted:

But I can darn sure tell you where we're not. The Universe.

Check

# ? Aug 26, 2011 01:27

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Grave $avings posted:

Check

Not all of life's problems can be fixed with chess, Grave. Someday, you'll understand that.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 01:57

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

"We're following you, but not on Twitter". :tinfoil:

# ? Aug 26, 2011 03:00

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Little Fry!

# ? Aug 26, 2011 03:00

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

It's too cold, Dad. My teen region is freezing off!

# ? Aug 26, 2011 03:01

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

I can't even stand the taste of early hominid.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 03:01

Pepperoneedy: Apr 27, 2007; Rockin' it

To this day, I can't stand the taste of early hominid.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 03:01

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Heh, learn something dumb everyday.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 03:02

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

If your sober its not ice fishing

# ? Aug 26, 2011 03:03

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

Seven leaf clover!

# ? Aug 26, 2011 03:03

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Hey, the seven-leaf clover!

# ? Aug 26, 2011 03:03

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Come on Yancy, your brother's sick! You'll never have a better chance to take him out!

# ? Aug 26, 2011 03:03

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

The Seven-Leaf Clover returns!!

# ? Aug 26, 2011 03:03

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Yancey and the seven-leaf clover.

Awesome.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 03:04

FogHelmut: Dec 18, 2003

soupcan58 posted:

The Seven-Leaf Clover returns!!

Meh, I hate those fanservice throwbacks.

edite- It adds nothing to the story other than "hey remember this thing."

# ? Aug 26, 2011 03:04

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

I have an unnatural love for Url. I don't know why--he just makes me laugh every time he's on screen.

# ? Aug 26, 2011 03:05

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Louder! LOUDER!

# ? Aug 26, 2011 03:05

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smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

Smitty? But, he retired!

# ? Aug 26, 2011 03:05

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