KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Splachnic Ganglion posted:

Jackie's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement!

Your face is my case!

# ? Aug 27, 2011 15:03

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# ? May 14, 2024 22:12

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

And so we went from nods to nothing

# ? Aug 27, 2011 18:13

Birthday Cake: Feb 12, 2008; Tom, this is "Mayor's Fun Money." You can use it anywhere.

Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie..if you believe it.

# ? Aug 27, 2011 20:46

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

...but because it comes out of your baby, it smells good!

# ? Aug 28, 2011 04:24

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Supreme Allah posted:

And so we went from nods to nothing

Hello

# ? Aug 28, 2011 05:29

Rusty Shackelford: Feb 7, 2005

I'm out.

# ? Aug 28, 2011 05:43

penismightier: Dec 6, 2005; What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Rusty Shackelford posted:

I'm out.

You'll be out before we get the check.

# ? Aug 28, 2011 06:01

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

penismightier posted:

You'll be out before we get the check.

The woman across the street has nothing on, nothing on, nothing on.

# ? Aug 28, 2011 06:59

spanky the dolphin: Sep 3, 2006

Just a salad... just a salad... just a salad...

# ? Aug 28, 2011 15:50

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

spanky the dolphin posted:

Just a salad... just a salad... just a salad...

JERRY!

HELLO!

JERRY!

HELLO!

WILL SOMEONE ANSWER THAT drat PHONE?!

# ? Aug 28, 2011 15:52

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Mister Peterson, you gotta sell me my stories back!

# ? Aug 28, 2011 16:00

Human Tornada: Mar 4, 2005; I been wantin to see a honkey dance.

Elaine are you listening? I didn't even get there.

# ? Aug 28, 2011 16:09

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Newman, but they all stink!

# ? Aug 28, 2011 16:38

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Just watched "The Andrea Doria". While I remembered the basic George plot, I'd forgotten that it contained two of my favourite Seinfeld moments (well, two of a sizable list):

A) Kramer acting more and more like a dog as the episode went on and
B) the coughing dog.

The coughing dog was so amazingly low effort and brilliant that I started laughing when I remembered it was in the episode, and when it actually coughed for the first time I went into hysterics.

The best TV comedy of all time.

# ? Aug 28, 2011 22:29

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

Der Shovel posted:

B) the coughing dog.

The coughing dog was so amazingly low effort and brilliant that I started laughing when I remembered it was in the episode, and when it actually coughed for the first time I went into hysterics.

The best TV comedy of all time.

The moment I started reading this post I cracked up when the image of the quick cut to the dog doing a human cough popped into my head.

I wish .gifs had sound so someone could post it.

# ? Aug 28, 2011 22:59

wa27: Jan 15, 2007

Stare-Out posted:

The moment I started reading this post I cracked up when the image of the quick cut to the dog doing a human cough popped into my head.

I wish .gifs had sound so someone could post it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXeV5cqb_3Y

The part where he coughs right into Elaine's face is also pretty funny.

# ? Aug 28, 2011 23:27

Cage: Jul 17, 2003; www.revivethedrive.org

safety dan posted:

Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Newman, but they all stink!

JERRY: You sure have a lot of friends. How come I never see any of these people?
KRAMER: They want to know why they never see you.

# ? Aug 28, 2011 23:36

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Cage posted:

JERRY: You sure have a lot of friends. How come I never see any of these people?
KRAMER: They want to know why they never see you.

Jerry: You know my friend Bob Sacamano?
Elaine: I thought he was Kramer's friend.
Jerry: Well, he called last night about 3 A.M., we got to talking. He sells Russian hats down at Battery Park. Forty bucks!

# ? Aug 29, 2011 00:25

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

wa27 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXeV5cqb_3Y

The part where he coughs right into Elaine's face is also pretty funny.

Oh right

Youtube. Thanks for posting that, it's as funny as I remember.

JethroMcB posted:

Jerry: You know my friend Bob Sacamano?
Elaine: I thought he was Kramer's friend.
Jerry: Well, he called last night about 3 A.M., we got to talking. He sells Russian hats down at Battery Park. Forty bucks!

I love the bit where Jerry does the Kramer-esque hand gesture when he goes "Oh, I'm stressed!"

# ? Aug 29, 2011 00:52

Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

wa27 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXeV5cqb_3Y

The part where he coughs right into Elaine's face is also pretty funny.

Yeah it's the speed of the cut and how they didn't bother masking the fact that it's a human cough AT ALL. I want to hug whoever came up with that, it's given me so much joy.

EDIT: watching "The Comeback" now and I loved this little exchange:

JERRY: (talking about Milos's wife) Well, I didn't sleep with her.

GEORGE: Because of society, right?

JERRY: Yes, George, because of society.

I love how much venom George can put into "society" and how Jerry sounds like he's heard this same poo poo a thousand times before.

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Aug 29, 2011

# ? Aug 29, 2011 07:49

Wirth1000: May 12, 2010; #essereFerrari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVTX3Z8xnzk

# ? Aug 29, 2011 08:25

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Newman: I don�t care much for the beach. I freckle. Is that a...

Jerry: Drake�s Coffee Cake.

Newman: Wow, where did you get that?

Jerry: From my house. I got a whole box of them.

Newman: Boy, that�s the full size.

Jerry: That�s your big boy.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 14:57

penis sandwich: Aug 28, 2004; have some pudding :)

Relayer posted:

What are you doing?? That's Witchy Woman, I thought it could be our song.

Witchy Woman is ok for you but I've already got a song..

Oh, well then how bout Desperado? We can share it

No.. it's mine.

Oh, Witch-AY Woman.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 16:10

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

Der Shovel posted:

B) the coughing dog.

What are the symptoms?

Well, it hurts when he swallows.. especially when he drinks orange juice. I mean, uh... dog food.. juice.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 16:12

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

potee posted:

Newman: I don’t care much for the beach. I freckle. Is that a...

Jerry: Drake’s Coffee Cake.

Newman: Wow, where did you get that?

Jerry: From my house. I got a whole box of them.

Newman: Boy, that’s the full size.

Jerry: That’s your big boy.

Love the Drake!

# ? Aug 29, 2011 16:19

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

Hate the Drake!

# ? Aug 29, 2011 16:23

3spades: Mar 20, 2003; 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

Customer: In a row?

Relayer posted:

What are the symptoms?

Well, it hurts when he swallows.. especially when he drinks orange juice. I mean, uh... dog food.. juice.

Been drinking from the toilet?

# ? Aug 29, 2011 18:03

Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

What?! No.. that's disgusting.. *offended*

# ? Aug 29, 2011 18:05

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

It's all pipes, what's the difference!?

# ? Aug 29, 2011 18:22

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

Here's to feeling good all the time.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 19:15

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

neoboman posted:

Here's to feeling good all the time.

Oh don't worry man. I'm hip to the scene.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 19:23

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

The bathroom scene.

*sniff sniff

# ? Aug 29, 2011 19:24

Stare-Out: Mar 11, 2010

You're a shiksa! You've got shiks-appeal!

# ? Aug 29, 2011 19:24

The Human Cow: May 24, 2004; hurry up

ANOTHER GAME FOR MILOS!!!

# ? Aug 29, 2011 19:28

penismightier: Dec 6, 2005; What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

safety dan posted:

The bathroom scene.

*sniff sniff

Listen, don't take this personally, but when I'm coming back I'm sitting over there.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 19:28

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

Stare-Out posted:

You're a shiksa! You've got shiks-appeal!

Shiksa appeal is a myth, like the Yeti, or his North American cousin, the Sasquatch

# ? Aug 29, 2011 19:35

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

jojoinnit posted:

Oh don't worry man. I'm hip to the scene.

Did he use the word "man"? I mean, when he was leaving, did he say "I'm splittin'"?

# ? Aug 29, 2011 19:45

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Lord Hydronium posted:

Did he use the word "man"? I mean, when he was leaving, did he say "I'm splittin'"?

I would describe it as restrained jubilation.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 19:48

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

Unbridled enthusiasm

# ? Aug 29, 2011 19:53

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jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Robnoxious posted:

Unbridled enthusiasm

Which of course, led to Billy Mumphries downfall.

# ? Aug 29, 2011 20:41

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