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jojoinnit posted:Which of course, led to Billy Mumphries downfall. I gotta get on that Internet, I'm late on everything!
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safety dan posted:Hate the Drake! Did you tell him the Pachyderm story?! (I love the idea of a guy who's nickname is Pachyderm...how did he get that name? merely a love for pachyderms? Does he look like one?)
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# ? Aug 29, 2011 21:49 |
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"That was your friend?" "Yea but he doesn't normally wear glasses" "George, that man was wearing glasses." "Don't you see? He was doing it to FOOL LLOYD BRAUN!" Chexoid fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Aug 29, 2011 |
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It's not what you think. I got it from the Institute. The Institute! DINA!
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# ? Aug 29, 2011 22:10 |
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Chexoid posted:"That was your friend?" I love this episode so much. George seems like actually deranged, but everything he says is true.
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# ? Aug 29, 2011 22:13 |
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Sash! posted:I love this episode so much. George seems like actually deranged, but everything he says is true. Not so. The cashier didn't take his $20, he had it in his wallet the whole time.
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# ? Aug 29, 2011 22:16 |
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Rusty Shackelford posted:Not so. The cashier didn't take his $20, he had it in his wallet the whole time. I got a feeling I'm gonna be much smarter than you pretty soon.
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# ? Aug 29, 2011 22:20 |
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Robnoxious posted:
I renounce my faith!
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# ? Aug 29, 2011 23:03 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj8QgSOTcUc
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# ? Aug 29, 2011 23:09 |
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hello
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 00:45 |
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Remember that night I found you at Dinky Donuts? You were all hopped up on cinnamon swirls! They wouldn't serve you anymore! You wouldn't even have any teeth if it wasn't for me taking you over to Joe's fruit stand and stuffing cantaloupe down your throat! So much for gratitude! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 00:48 |
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Let's just replace "hail of shrapnel" and "scar tissue", with "string of pearls".. and "raspberry scones"!
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 01:03 |
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People take buses to get that rye!
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 01:08 |
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I'm watching the US Open and one of the ball "boys" has to be at least 50. Hey pops, isn't there a better way to spend your twilight years?
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 01:38 |
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Mr. Banana Grabber posted:People take buses to get that rye! Shut up, you old bag!
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 02:34 |
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Supreme Allah posted:Remember that night I found you at Dinky Donuts? You were all hopped up on cinnamon swirls! They wouldn't serve you anymore! You wouldn't even have any teeth if it wasn't for me taking you over to Joe's fruit stand and stuffing cantaloupe down your throat! So much for gratitude! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Look it says right here: Gloria Vanderbilt collection.
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 03:49 |
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neoboman posted:Look it says right here: Gloria Vanderbilt collection. ALL OVER MY KATHY LEE CASUALS!
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 06:37 |
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No, just a fat little mental patient.
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 17:10 |
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spanky the dolphin posted:
This is Puddy.
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 17:16 |
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What about Sonya Live? Now you're not canceling Sonya Live!
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 17:17 |
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Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum!
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 17:23 |
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Just watched "The Strike". One of my favourite episodes of all time, because it has a high Frank Per Minute score. "I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!" Also that look Jerry gives to Kramer and his reaction... priceless!
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 17:26 |
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Der Shovel posted:"I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!" Krueger, my son says your company stinks!
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 17:33 |
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"I'm sorry Frank, but this holiday's a little *insane trumpet noise*"
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 17:36 |
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Der Shovel posted:Just watched "The Strike". One of my favourite episodes of all time, because it has a high Frank Per Minute score.
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 17:38 |
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potee posted:Yeah that's the guy! EDIT: Man Michael Richards was so awesome. Another great Kramer moment: Jerry comes home to find Kramer and Newman dancing in his apartment, making sausages and jamming to some weird hurdy-gurdy rumba music. Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Aug 30, 2011 |
# ? Aug 30, 2011 17:40 |
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Der Shovel posted:Yeah that's the guy! I thought they were watching a video?
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 17:49 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:I thought they were watching a video? Yeah, an instructional video about how to make your own sausages!
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 18:00 |
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thepokey posted:Poor old Walt has a polyp in the duodenum! Benign, but ohhhh, still a bastard.
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 18:16 |
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Dear Henry, Last night with you was bliss. I fear my..... orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't how how I shall ever get back to work. I love you madly, John. PS: Loved the cabin! Everyone:
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 18:17 |
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Lord of Laughton posted:Dear Henry, Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 18:40 |
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Der Shovel posted:some weird hurdy-gurdy rumba music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-R3GTzZU14
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 18:50 |
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Diabolik900 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-R3GTzZU14 This is now my ringtone.
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 19:59 |
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"...annnnd then I knocked your toothbrush into the toilet and I wasn't able to tell you before you could use it." "What??!" "I'm sorry!!" "When were you gonna tell me??" "Obviously never."
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 20:02 |
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potee posted:
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 20:20 |
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potee posted:As good as this reaction is, its not George's look of dismay after Jerry's reaction to 'Beep Beep Beep' http://youtu.be/RhKQfrE1KTE?t=1m20s Hell that whole episode is great. Another reason why Season 9 is a great season and people are just parroting bad opinions when they say it isn't. I am hella PEEVED fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Aug 30, 2011 |
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Fury1671 posted:As good as this reaction is, its not George's look of dismay after Jerry's reaction to 'Beep Beep Beep' http://youtu.be/RhKQfrE1KTE?t=1m20s Yeah, I love that exchange. As with many Seinfeld quotes/exchanges, I keep hoping someone around me uses the phrase "back up the truck, beep, beep, beep!" so I can deadpanly respond :beep beep beep? " But most people are smart enough not to use that phrase.
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 21:26 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Yeah, I love that exchange. As with many Seinfeld quotes/exchanges, I keep hoping someone around me uses the phrase "back up the truck, beep, beep, beep!" so I can deadpanly respond :beep beep beep? " Uh, can we cut to the chase?
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 22:07 |
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potee posted:Another great moment like that is Kramer reacting to George describing himself as a stall-man.
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# ? Aug 30, 2011 22:11 |
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Der Shovel posted:Just watched "The Andrea Doria". While I remembered the basic George plot, I'd forgotten that it contained two of my favourite Seinfeld moments (well, two of a sizable list): I think Andrea Doria is probably my favourite episode. It also includes my all time favourite Seinfeld moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg2HfrIYnwg Mail on Sunday? Oops! vv
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