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After watching the rest of season nine, I was so Seinfeld-deprived I had to start watching from the start all over again. And man... the change from season 9 to season 1 is so huge, it's like it isn't even the same show. I can't remember if the change from what the show was to how it ends up is drastic or a slow burn.
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jojoinnit posted:Geoooooorrrrrggggge I'm hungry! Hang on, Ma.. Hang on...
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Yo-YO MA!
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Your cousin, Jeffrey, is switching parks. They're transferring him to Riverside - so he'll completely revamp that operation, you understand? He'll do in Riverside what he did in Central Park. It's more money. So, that's your cousin.
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Loveee takerrr, Bruuubakerrr, shoe-makerr won't you shine my shoes for free?
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Relayer posted:Loveee takerrr, Bruuubakerrr, shoe-makerr won't you shine my shoes for free? You put it in, it slips out...you put it in, it slips out.
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Sep 1, 2011 16:03
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George: Hey how'd it go with that girl? Jerry: Great, I'm going out with her tomorrow night. How'd it go with the cocktail franks? George: Great! Ate the entire platter, had to call in sick today.
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Sep 1, 2011 16:07
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Diabolik900 posted:Right, but this wasn't about "The Boyfriend." It was about "The Finale." Dang, what was I looking at? I guess I just saw "Keith Hernandez" and assumed.
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Sep 1, 2011 17:01
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safety dan posted:Dang, what was I looking at? I guess I just saw "Keith Hernandez" and assumed. Nice game, pretty boy!
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Sep 1, 2011 17:16
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thepokey posted:George: Hey how'd it go with that girl? You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast.
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Sep 1, 2011 17:21
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Jack Bandit posted:You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast. I choose not to run!
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Sep 1, 2011 17:25
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Sep 1, 2011 18:17
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To answer my previous question: season 3. That's when the show feels just like Seinfeld.
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Bagarthach posted:
STELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Someone needs to make a gif of her and
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Der Shovel posted:After watching the rest of season nine, I was so Seinfeld-deprived I had to start watching from the start all over again. And man... the change from season 9 to season 1 is so huge, it's like it isn't even the same show. I can't remember if the change from what the show was to how it ends up is drastic or a slow burn. No there is a clear divide in 'eras'. I like to call them the Pre-Elaine-Learns-How-To-Dress and Post-Elaine-Learns-How-To-Dress ages. For the first four or so seasons she's a frumpy house frow with flower dresses and frizzy hair.. then, something happens.
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Supreme Allah posted:No there is a clear divide in 'eras'. I like to call them the Pre-Elaine-Learns-How-To-Dress and Post-Elaine-Learns-How-To-Dress ages. For the first four or so seasons she's a frumpy house frow with flower dresses and frizzy hair.. then, something happens. Elaine : Oh come on, I'm not difficult! I'm easy! Jerry : Why, because you dress casual and sleep with a lot of guys? 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLmrpctTvmc&feature=player_detailpage#t=31s This is Georges best line, maybe the best line in Seinfeld, maybe in all of TV I'm not sure. Chexoid fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Sep 2, 2011 |
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Sep 2, 2011 05:53
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On the one hand he's smart with the rockets, on the other he's dumb with the parking!
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Sep 2, 2011 22:18
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The Conservapedia thread doesn't know Seinfeld! I thought everyone knew Seinfeld! Have I been living in a Seinfeld bubble? 
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It seems really obvious because you pointed it out here, but honestly if someone came up to me and said that, it might sound familiar but I probably wouldn't place it as a Seinfeld joke right off the bat unless I'd just watched it recently 
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Martytoof posted:It seems really obvious because you pointed it out here, but honestly if someone came up to me and said that, it might sound familiar but I probably wouldn't place it as a Seinfeld joke right off the bat unless I'd just watched it recently I bet I would catch it if they had a good George-esque delivery.
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Sep 2, 2011 22:59
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This obviously requires further research. I think I will have to set myself up at work to be set to deliver that line. But how to get to that point?
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tk posted:I bet I would catch it if they had a good George-esque delivery. Oh yeah that too!
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Sep 2, 2011 23:03
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Martytoof posted:It seems really obvious because you pointed it out here, but honestly if someone came up to me and said that, it might sound familiar but I probably wouldn't place it as a Seinfeld joke right off the bat unless I'd just watched it recently Really? Honestly I would know it instantly
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Sep 2, 2011 23:32
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jojoinnit posted:The Conservapedia thread doesn't know Seinfeld! I thought everyone knew Seinfeld! Have I been living in a Seinfeld bubble? I knew it directly, but didn't want to derail the thread... because of society.
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Sep 2, 2011 23:48
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T. Finn posted:Really? Honestly I would know it instantly Well I mean I don't memorize this stuff. If someone gave me a Simpsons or Futurama quote, on the other hand, I would pick that up in a heartbeat.
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Sep 2, 2011 23:52
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Chexoid posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLmrpctTvmc&feature=player_detailpage#t=31s Wow...you know, he has lost a lot of hair!
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Sep 2, 2011 23:55
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Boy, you really went bald there.
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Sep 3, 2011 02:33
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No, I was bald!
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Sep 3, 2011 02:39
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I don't like this thing! And here's what I'm doing with it!
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And I'll tell you something else, I'm not even going to ask you. I want to know. But I'm not going to ask. You'll tell me when you feel comfortable... So what was it? Four hundred? Five hundred? Did you pay five hundred for this? Over six? Can't be seven. Don't tell my you paid seven hundred dollars for this jacket! Did you pay seven hundred dollars for this jacket? Is that what you're saying to me?! You are sick! Is that what you paid for this jacket?! Over seven hundred? What did you pay for this jacket? I won't say anything. I wanna know what you paid for this jacket! Oh my God! A thousand dollars?! You paid a thousand dollars for this jacket?! Alright, fine. I'm walking out of here right now thinking you paid a thousand dollars for this jacket, unless you tell me different. Oh, ho! Alright! I'll tell you what, if you don't say anything in the next five seconds, I'll know it was over a thousand...
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Macaluso posted:And I'll tell you something else, I'm not even going to ask you. I want to know. But I'm not going to ask. You'll tell me when you feel comfortable... If you took the raisins, if you didn't take the raisins ... They weren't even my raisins. I was just curious because it seems like a strange thing to do, to walk into a room, audition, and to walk out with a box of raisins. Anyway, whatever. If you ever want to tell me about it, the door to my office is always opened. In the event that I get an office. You'll come in, we'll talk about the raisins. We'll have a nice laugh.
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T. Finn posted:Really? Honestly I would know it instantly I would too, I can recite whole scenes from memory. If Maculoso did that from memory, though, that's impressive.
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I must admit that I did not. I just happened to be watching that episode. But I do love it because it's one of those great George freakouts.
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Sep 3, 2011 03:18
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You have a collect call from: "HEY BUDDY DON'T SAY NO!"
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Chexoid posted:You have a collect call from: Who is this? penis sandwich posted:
I thought this was an animated GIF.
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Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there, never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way; "It was a million to one shot, Doc, million to one!"
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LordFancy posted:Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there, never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way; "It was a million to one shot, Doc, million to one!" ASSMAN
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Chexoid posted:You have a collect call from: KRAMER: I'm lookin' at Ray's Pizza. You know where that is? JERRY: Is it Famous Ray's? KRAMER: No. It's Original Ray's. JERRY: Famous Original Ray's? KRAMER: It's just Original, Jerry!
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Kevyn posted:Boy, you really went bald there. THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME!
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