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Macaluso posted:And I'll tell you something else, I'm not even going to ask you. I want to know. But I'm not going to ask. You'll tell me when you feel comfortable... I paid what it costs
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Ehud posted:KRAMER: I'm lookin' at Ray's Pizza. You know where that is? I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st... How can the same street intersect with itself? It must be at the nexus of the universe!
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# ? Sep 3, 2011 17:29 |
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Martytoof posted:If you took the raisins, if you didn't take the raisins ... They weren't even my raisins. I was just curious because it seems like a strange thing to do, to walk into a room, audition, and to walk out with a box of raisins. Anyway, whatever. If you ever want to tell me about it, the door to my office is always opened. In the event that I get an office. You'll come in, we'll talk about the raisins. We'll have a nice laugh. I always notice the guy taking the raisins now whenever I see that episode.
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# ? Sep 3, 2011 18:31 |
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That was a hell of a thing when Spock died.
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# ? Sep 3, 2011 22:39 |
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...plum!
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# ? Sep 3, 2011 22:56 |
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The sugar makes my ankles swell up, and I can't dance!
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# ? Sep 3, 2011 23:04 |
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You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out!
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# ? Sep 3, 2011 23:09 |
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BrandNew posted:You think you could keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I dare you to keep me out! It is literally impossible to not have Jerry Stiller's voice invade your head when you read that.
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 02:47 |
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LesterGroans posted:It is literally impossible to not have Jerry Stiller's voice invade your head when you read that. You're telling there isn't one place available in all of Del Visto Becko?
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 05:53 |
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neoboman posted:You're telling there isn't one place available in all of Del Visto Becko? You're saying that 90% of the population is undatable?
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 05:55 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:You're saying that 90% of the population is undatable?
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 06:00 |
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jojoinnit posted:UNDATABLE! So how are all these people getting together?
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 06:03 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:So how are all these people getting together? Alcohol. *George tilts head in presumed agreement*
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 06:04 |
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He schnapped me.
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 06:06 |
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Huge Liability posted:He schnapped me. Jugdish.
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 06:10 |
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You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 12:47 |
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Huge Liability posted:He schnapped me. You know I've kiboshed before. And I will...kibosh again.
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 12:51 |
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But no, you had to have the BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG SALAD!
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 16:41 |
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Happy Pappy ?
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 17:14 |
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Poppie's a little sloppy.
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 17:25 |
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Elaine, who among us hasn't snuck into the breakroom to nibble on a love newton?
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 18:04 |
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Not shot, dog bite. Woof Woof, not, Bang Bang.
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 20:53 |
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thepokey posted:Not shot, dog bite. Woof Woof, not, Bang Bang. "Is this going to hurt?" "Yes, very much."
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 21:00 |
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That's what I'd like to know about it..
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 21:23 |
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thepokey posted:Not shot, dog bite. Woof Woof, not, Bang Bang.
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 21:30 |
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Ash1138 posted:Oh this is Smuckers. We share the same affliction. Want to go for a ride? C'mon, let's go for a ride! *dangles keys*
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 21:54 |
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This isn't the way to the park!
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 21:57 |
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Ash1138 posted:Oh this is Smuckers. We share the same affliction. Oh it hurts when he swallows. Especially when he drinks orange juice… er, dog food. Juice.
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 22:18 |
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...The surgeon left a sponge in me...
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 22:47 |
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Been drinking from the toilet?
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 22:51 |
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*from out the window* Jerry! Help me Jerryyyy!
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 23:25 |
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safety dan posted:...The surgeon left a sponge in me... ...good luck with that. Cirrhosis of the liver and... PCP addiction?
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 23:26 |
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I had so much promise. I was personable. I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking but...I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party.
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 23:26 |
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Who's going to turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate. It's peppermint. It's delicious! It's very refreshing!
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 23:53 |
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safety dan posted:...The surgeon left a sponge in me... Well! I got gonorrhea!
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# ? Sep 4, 2011 23:54 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:Well! I got gonorrhea! I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it!
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# ? Sep 5, 2011 00:24 |
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thepokey posted:Not shot, dog bite. Woof Woof, not, Bang Bang. Woof! Don't you mean "mrrrow!" YES!
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# ? Sep 5, 2011 02:57 |
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# ? Sep 5, 2011 03:56 |
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Mystic_Squid posted:
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# ? Sep 5, 2011 04:27 |
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jojoinnit posted:Pretty good for working from memory. But it's supposed to be a PHOTOGRAPH!!
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