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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Ray Parlour > Everyone Loves Adam Morgan: The All-Purpose Non-Competitive USA Thread
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Green Eyed Loco-Man
Aug 27, 2008

SenorSpangiel posted:

Huh poo poo 305 mins is more than 5 hours

It's almost if we were better at finishing on Friday we wouldn't have this

Finishing wasn't really the problem, we missed like 2 big chances, you should get at least 5 vs. Azerbaijan.

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belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Green Eyed Loco-Man posted:

Finishing wasn't really the problem, we missed like 2 big chances, you should get at least 5 vs. Azerbaijan.

No I'm pretty sure not scoring goals is p bad in football no matter how many chances you get

e: Also we had way more than 2 chances don't go like they played like poo poo now

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Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Playing Jozy by himself up top is just stupid. Hey we have a guy who's #1 weakness is his awful first touch, let's put him in a position where he has to rely solely on his awful first touch.

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belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

 No Belgian subs at HT

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wicka
Jun 28, 2007


 Agudelo on for Jozy, yay. Surprised not to see Beckerman though.

oops, I'm an idiot

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Total Confusion
Oct 9, 2004
 Beckerman looks like he should be smoking pot on a college campus in Colorado playing hackeysack, not soccer.

* # ? Sep 6, 2011 20:56
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Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

Gold and a Pager posted:

Beckerman looks like he should be smoking pot on a college campus in Colorado playing hackeysack, not soccer.

These things are not mutually exclusive.

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WayAbvPar
Mar 11, 2009

Ah- Smug Mode.

 Does Dempsey have an inner ear infection? That was strange.

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Total Confusion
Oct 9, 2004
 oh well

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 God dammit

* # ? Sep 6, 2011 21:03
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belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

 Nicogol :getin:

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Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

 drat it

* # ? Sep 6, 2011 21:04
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Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)
I blame Dempsey for that half assed tackle attempt.

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wicka
Jun 28, 2007


 What the gently caress, Timmy?

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El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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WayAbvPar posted:

Does Dempsey have an inner ear infection? That was strange.

Yeah, he was spiraling out of control without much pressure from Belgium.

Nice goal, barely missed by Howard though...

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Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)
:siren:Lukaku sighting:siren:

* # ? Sep 6, 2011 21:10
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belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

 Lukaku, Ogunjimi and Hubert in for De Camargo, Hazard and Fellaini

* # ? Sep 6, 2011 21:11
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GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)
Is Brek Shea the only USMNT player who doesn't just hoof the ball?

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Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

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GOM posted:

Is Brek Shea the only USMNT player who doesn't just hoof the ball?

Torres.

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El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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Nice move by Dempsey, could have used a good finish instead of a pass.

* # ? Sep 6, 2011 21:19
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Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
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Great work by Shea to see Agudelo with a horrible Jozy like first touch. And nice shot Dempsey. lol

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Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

 gaaaah sweet move by dempsey but a lackluster shot on goal. i sometimes get the feeling that the US will never score another goal in international play

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belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

 Calm down Vince jeez

* # ? Sep 6, 2011 21:20
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belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

 I don't think "cardiac kids" is a good nickname for a football team

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cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.
 Bahhhhhh not bad.

* # ? Sep 6, 2011 21:21
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Real Name Grover
Feb 13, 2002

Like corn on the cob
Fan of Britches
Oh boy, here comes Jeff Larentowicz

* # ? Sep 6, 2011 21:23
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Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
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SenorSpangiel posted:

I don't think "cardiac kids" is a good nickname for a football team

True story: The local paper dubbed my high school team the "Cardiac Kickers". It's a horrible name.

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Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

 I just got back from class and turned the game on. Oof. Has the whole game been this flat?

* # ? Sep 6, 2011 21:32
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belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

 lol almost the exact loving goal good thing the refs are poo poo

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 AAAAAGGGGHH

* # ? Sep 6, 2011 21:34
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belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

 oh no that was way offside

* # ? Sep 6, 2011 21:34
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Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

 I have no loving idea what just happened.

* # ? Sep 6, 2011 21:34
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cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.
 Haha wtf that was never offside, get the gently caress out of here.

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etcetera08
Sep 11, 2008

 wow that was a goal

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Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

 well other players were offside but not the goalscorer

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The Collector
Aug 9, 2011

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Rats raining down in the night during the Stanley Cup finals.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Pillbug
clintinho with the fancy footwork... next time try that when you're facing the defender.

* # ? Sep 6, 2011 21:36
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belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Tetrix posted:

well other players were offside but not the goalscorer

they influenced the game

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cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.
 Every time someone says 'long ranged specialist' I want to loving murder someone.

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Tetrix
Aug 24, 2002

 play the ball on the ground to dempsey thanks in advance

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cheese
Jan 7, 2004

Shop around for doctors! Always fucking shop for doctors. Doctors are stupid assholes. And they get by because people are cowed by their mystical bullshit quality of being able to maintain a 3.0 GPA at some Guatemalan medical college for 3 semesters. Find one that makes sense.
 More of that please Shea.

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