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jojoinnit posted:UNDATABLE! Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's a leper colony down there!
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Hey George, check it out. Three times around, no feet. All me. All meee!
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DrBouvenstein posted:But it's supposed to be a PHOTOGRAPH!! I look like a "Peanuts" character!
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Mystic_Squid posted:Very few things in Seinfeld make me laugh as uproariously as this photo does.
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JethroMcB posted:I look like a "Peanuts" character! I'm not too worried about it.
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potee posted:I'm not too worried about it. I love when he's in the coffee shop eating the gigantic piece of cake. Mr. Kruger...Who said they were gonna do some actual work today? 
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I'm not real worried about it.
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Look, people, this thread is heading intooo the red. Or the black. Whatever the bad one is.
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Capt. Sticl posted:Look, people, this thread is heading intooo the red. Or the black. Whatever the bad one is. Well, you are a tenacious little monkey. Alright, I’ll do it. Kramerica industries lives! Let’s get back to work!
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Capt. Sticl posted:Look, people, this thread is heading intooo the red. Or the black. Whatever the bad one is. Just looking at these financial reports...boy did we take it on the chin last year!
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Where'd you learn to climb like that?
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So I found something at a used bookstore today...
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Kull the Conqueror posted:I had so much promise. I was personable. I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking but...I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. "I can sense the slightest human suffering." "Are you sensing anything right now?"
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jojoinnit posted:So I found something at a used bookstore today... I bought the earlier edition of this book a while back at a thrift store (I think it only covered up to season 7 or something). It definitely comes off as something written at the time to cash in on the show's popularity. Not really worth reading today.
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jojoinnit posted:So I found something at a used bookstore today... Are you now master of The Entire Domain?
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jojoinnit posted:So I found something at a used bookstore today... "This book has not been authorized by any entity involved in creating 'Seinfeld.'" I love this, because they couldn't find a single person involved in the series' creation that would allow the writer to credit them.
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Riptor posted:Where'd you learn to climb like that? The Pacific Northwest!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwinnODU0yo OH THE HUMANITY One of the few times I actually felt bad for Newman. He goes from happy to broiling in the blink of an eye.
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This thread is the best thread. Mention a scene from Seinfeld and someone has a GIF of it. Let's try this theory out: Remember that time Kramer dressed like a pimp? Remember that time the old couple had Kramer over for dinner and he told them tales of his times and adventures?
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Der Shovel posted:Remember that time Kramer dressed like a pimp?  Yes, I do. quote:Remember that time the old couple had Kramer over for dinner and he told them tales of his times and adventures?  No, I don't.
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You are a very bad man!
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Can I get Kramer slamming his money down on Jerry's counter and announcing "I'm out!" I think that would be a good gif I could use on the forums. thank.
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Well, I got gonorrhea!
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That's what they gave me!
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safety dan posted:That's what they gave me!  the government?
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Capt. Sticl posted:Look, people, this thread is heading intooo the red. Or the black. Whatever the bad one is. They're the ones writing it off!
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WoG posted:
I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it!
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thepokey posted:Well, I got gonorrhea! That seems about right.
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T. Finn posted:Can I get Kramer slamming his money down on Jerry's counter and announcing "I'm out!" I think that would be a good gif I could use on the forums. thank. Here's a couple I found online, one with text and one without  
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penismightier posted:
It was when the painter painted the famous Kramer portrait and they bought it...the woman loved Kramer, and the man loathed him.
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DrBouvenstein posted:It was when the painter painted the famous Kramer portrait and they bought it...the woman loved Kramer, and the man loathed him. Ah, thanks. I haven't seen that one in so long. It might be about time to revisit season 3.
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I like a good comedy. You know, like a Neil Simon? You like Neil Simon?
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I'd love to go through this thread and see if every episode has been quoted at least once and how many times each quote has been said. For the 1st part I'd guess at least the clip show hasn't been quoted and the most quoted line I'd guess would be "You had to have the BIIIIG salad"
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Athanatos posted:I'd love to go through this thread and see if every episode has been quoted at least once and how many times each quote has been said. 146 PAGES. Seems like a long thread doesn't it? It is. And we've packed a lot of good quotes in, it seems like every page a whole new set of quotes would just crop outta nowhere... even in summer nothing seemed to happen for pages at a time. Anyway the point is over the last 146 pages we've relived a lot of experiences. And I'll tell ya, if you stop to add them all up, that's what you realize. Let's relive some more now...
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I think I already made that joke on page 100, although it might be from a different clip show/scene:Coffee And Pie posted:Wow, 10 months, 100 pages, the same 12 boxes of cereal, and millions and millions of dollars. We made a lot of new friends, shared a lot of laughs, mostly on the expense of others, and slept with…well, who's counting?
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Athanatos posted:For the 1st part I'd guess at least the clip show hasn't been quoted and the most quoted line I'd guess would be "You had to have the BIIIIG salad" I'm pretty sure I saw someone post the "and slept with... well... who's counting?" line from the clip show. edit: yeah...
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safety dan posted:I like a good comedy. You know, like a Neil Simon? You like Neil Simon? I don't I opt for happiness... James Caan doesn't opt for happiness! penismightier posted:I can't remember anyone dropping lines from the pilot. I think Kessler there is right. neoboman fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Sep 7, 2011 |
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I can't remember anyone dropping lines from the pilot. Also, imagine an alternate reality in which Claire stayed on the show. 
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