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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
not that that has anything to do with anything, y'all just reminded me of it

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mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
oh man my cat loves these toys http://www.amazon.com/Petmate-Cat-Crazies-Playrings-4-pack/dp/B000256CG4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1315365194&sr=8-1

was batting them all around the floor... until they flew under the fridge, oops

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
tis better to have loved and lost

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

PipeRifle posted:

bon chattes

les chattes, c'est bon. La chatte femme est tres belle et le chat homme est beau.

Christ I hate gendered languages.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

i haven't seen a cat that doesn't love the tabs you pull off orange juice and/or milk cartons

it's a good shape they can pick up with claws/teeth and it glides around well

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
cat nap

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

mod sassinator posted:

until they flew under the fridge, oops

any house with a cat within should be equipped with an old school yardstick next to the fridge

420 retrieve catte toys evry day

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

dee eight posted:

any house with a cat within should be equipped with an old school yardstick next to the fridge

420 retrieve catte toys evry day

wisdom

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
http://twitter.com/kinzeycsusb/status/20719630627

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/03/us/03professor.html?_r=1

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real



My 20 year old cat Midnight, sprawled out on his heating pad, which he pretty much lives on now.

Closeup of his sleep face

MachDecimal
Aug 14, 2009

MA-Horus posted:

les chattes, c'est bon.

Oh boy.

This literally means "the pussies, they're good" but would most probably be understood as "pussies taste good" - which might be an accurate statement... although probably not what you were trying to say.

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop




MachDecimal
Aug 14, 2009

Serfer posted:

My 20 year old cat Midnight, sprawled out on his heating pad, which he pretty much lives on now.

Closeup of his sleep face


twenty years - zero fucks
~a goode catte~

raspurtin
Apr 18, 2005

NOG posted:





Goddamn I'd give my left nut to be able to stretch like that.

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

MachDecimal posted:

"pussies taste good" - which might be an accurate statement

you'll never know :mmmsmug:

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

my dog boyfriend!!! posted:

you'll never know :mmmsmug:

:drat:

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:

my dog boyfriend!!! posted:

you'll never know :mmmsmug:

good dog

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

my dog boyfriend!!! posted:

you'll never know :mmmsmug:

5

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

mod sassinator posted:

so what do people use to keep kittens off electrical cords? i looked for bitter spray stuff at the store but the only stuff i found lasts for like 12 hours. is that just the way they work or is there something you can rub/spray on and it lasts for a longer time?

I just prettymuch accept that clancy is going to osmose heat energy from my power brick

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

PipeRifle posted:

We found a video with squirrels for Fergus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW36K-qhMwY



:3:

also don't care what anyone says, either the state sucked to begin with or has not aged well

vapid cutlery
Apr 17, 2007

php:
<?
"it's george costanza" ?>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MHJbxWO6OM

fork bomb
Apr 26, 2010

:shroom::shroom:


i support brain + tentacle

Pretty Cool Name
Jan 8, 2010

wat



Holy poo poo this catte

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
Nargle has taken to curling up on my spot on the futon. not next to the spot. not behind it. on it.

i get up to get a drink, come back and she's all half asleep and giving me :what: face

LooseChanj
Feb 17, 2006

Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Jonny 290 posted:

Nargle has taken to curling up on my spot on the forums

Looking forward to many catte snypes

oh you said futon :smith:

relative_q
Sep 9, 2008

shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga


CoupleBeersNoBeers posted:

also don't care what anyone says, either the state sucked to begin with or has not aged well

i'd say it's probably a little of both but i still love the state

Armadillos!
Mar 28, 2010

I'm a swimming cat. Have you heard of a candy that gives courage and strength to weaklings? No? I see. But you're a strong goon, so I doubt you would need any.
Does anyone have suggestions for good brands of catte treats? Cirrus absolutely loves the temptations but I figure she might like more variety!

So suggestions, now, or I put she on you face.

relative_q
Sep 9, 2008

shame on a kitty who try to run game on a kitty

wu buck wild wit tha trigga


Jonny 290 posted:

Nargle has taken to curling up on my spot on the futon. not next to the spot. not behind it. on it.

i get up to get a drink, come back and she's all half asleep and giving me :what: face

magda does that to me too

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

relative_q posted:

magda does that to me too

Cats have a 'You snooze, you lose. I snooze to cement victory' mentality.

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

think i met an abandoned cat that lives at my apartment complex

he came over and wanted pets :)

pretty sure i'm about to have a cat

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

<-- hey big girl

<-- drat look how relaxed he is

<-- started as a hurricane irene refugee, couldn't take her back


~*~blacke catte chatte~*~
post the blackest cattes you got

Yakattak
Dec 17, 2009

I am Grumpypuss
>:3

MachDecimal posted:

I have to compliment you on your taste in cattes
but you have another catte, don't you? monkeyface? longhair catte?

dats him actually, he was shaved :smith: i do have anotjer cat who doesn't really have a name, dis is bof of dem:

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

A cat without a name

A shameful cat

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

Also the State was definitely of its time but I think a lot of it still holds up. It's sort of like Kids in the Hall where now a lot of the sketches are groan-worthy or amount to basically "guy in drag, lol" but at the time it was pretty groundbreaking

Plus everyone in the State is pretty funny individually and most went on to do funny stuff (although most of them not very commercially successful)

State Chatte

ohrwurm
Jun 25, 2003

going to see michael ian black in nov
state chatte cont.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Armadillos! posted:

Does anyone have suggestions for good brands of catte treats? Cirrus absolutely loves the temptations but I figure she might like more variety!

So suggestions, now, or I put she on you face.

greenies

they got added taurine and vitamins and stuff and pooky loves em

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
protip cats love toilet paper rolls

PipeRifle
Oct 4, 2004

we have catte

Fergus has never been food motivated and does not like any treats, even Greenies. The only treat I've ever seen him eat is a greenie that Reuben had chewed up halfway and then lost.

So apparently Ferg likes treats but only if they're half mushed up and gross and covered in another cat's drool

my dog boyfriend!!
Nov 21, 2008

Eggplant posted:

<-- hey big girl

<-- drat look how relaxed he is

<-- started as a hurricane irene refugee, couldn't take her back


~*~blacke catte chatte~*~
post the blackest cattes you got

good for you, you got a free, awesome, grateful as hell catte :3

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MachDecimal
Aug 14, 2009

my dog boyfriend!!! posted:

you'll never know :mmmsmug:

yeah well that kinda was the implied joke, you see..
still::golfclap: for effort


e.
hermit catte

I think it's photoshopped though

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