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Capt. Sticl posted:Look, people, this thread is heading intooo the red. Or the black. Whatever the bad one is. It's almost as if you have no business training at all. I don't know what this is supposed to be.
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Dark Grapefruit posted:It's almost as if you have no business training at all. I don't know what this is supposed to be. I love that they're fully aware that Kramer doesn't work there but let him hand in reports anyway.
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Sep 7, 2011 05:09
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Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. Why don't they call it Roundtine? *slowly turns page* *nervously leafs through the rest of the binder*
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Jerusalem posted:I love that they're fully aware that Kramer doesn't work there but let him hand in reports anyway. Oh, it's a scene, man.
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jojoinnit posted:Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. Why don't they call it Roundtine? That's my protege!
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Sep 7, 2011 05:21
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jojoinnit posted:Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. Why don't they call it Roundtine? That risk management stuff you wrote for me? It's killer!
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Sep 7, 2011 05:22
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jojoinnit posted:Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. Why don't they call it Roundtine? I did that once. In high school, we had to give speeches about an influence on our lives, so that's how I started mine, before pretending I had the wrong note cards.
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Sep 7, 2011 05:32
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That always pissed me off. Aren't ovals considered round? 
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mojo1701a posted:Oh, it's a scene, man.
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Sep 7, 2011 14:37
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penismightier posted:That's my protege! Because he's MY butler! 
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DrBouvenstein posted:Because he's MY butler!
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fenix down posted:Oh, it's got cachet, baby!
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penismightier posted:That's my protege! "I don't think I want to date a mentor whose protege is a hack!" "Well, I don't think I want to date a protege whose mentor is a Costanza!"
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Sep 7, 2011 18:45
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Jaba! Bagama ma Jaba. Olymala Hungui!
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Leyburn posted:Jaba! Bagama ma Jaba. Olymala Hungui! You speak Burmese?
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Why separate knob? WHY SEPARATE KNOB?!
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mojo1701a posted:Why separate knob? WHY SEPARATE KNOB?! So, I guess you don't find the separate faucets for the hot and cold - charming?
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Sep 7, 2011 19:00
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Riptor posted:You speak Burmese? You most likely know it as Myanmar.
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JethroMcB posted:You most likely know it as Myanmar. What is that, the discount pharmacy?
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Ash1138 posted:That's perverse! I WILL NOT TOLERATE INFESTATION!
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Sep 7, 2011 19:34
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You know what line doesn't get enough love? When Kramer ends an argument in Jerry's kitchen with: "Wellllll then, I think one of us should leave." And they just stare blankly at each other for 30 seconds.
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Sep 7, 2011 19:36
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I'm almost at Costanza levels of anger that Seinfeld isn't on Netflix.
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Sash! posted:I'm almost at Costanza levels of anger that Seinfeld isn't on Netflix. GAMMY'S GETTIN' UPSET!
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Sash! posted:I'm almost at Costanza levels of anger that Seinfeld isn't on Netflix. The HD up-conversions (is that the correct term?) they show on TBS are great. Are they ever planning on selling those in any form?
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Parachute posted:The HD up-conversions (is that the correct term?) they show on TBS are great. Are they ever planning on selling those in any form? And to answer your question, I have no idea if they ever plan on selling them.
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Anybody have a good wav of George's "Ho-ho!" or "gammy's gettin upset" I can use as my text message alert?
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You know Keith, what I've always wondered, with all these ball clubs flying around all season don't you think there would be a plane crash? if you think about it... 26 teams, 162 games a season, you'd think eventually an entire team would get wiped out. Oh George, you're so perceptive.
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JethroMcB posted:GAMMY'S GETTIN' UPSET! Yeah. Koko. Hey that chimp's all right, high five
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Instead of an apology, he was beboppin' and scattin' all over me!
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My favorite thing about Seinfeld is that although I've been watching it for years I have never bought the DVDs and know that there are a few episodes that I haven't seen. So once in a blue moon I'll get to watch an episode that's brand new to me; it's like the show is still on and it makes my day every time.
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You have no idea how much I wish there were episodes I hadn't seen. I was thinking the other day, I wish I had some kind of automated way of keeping track of when I last watched a given episode, so I could always watch my least-recently-watched episode since I've seen them all like a million times.
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Relayer posted:You have no idea how much I wish there were episodes I hadn't seen. I was thinking the other day, I wish I had some kind of automated way of keeping track of when I last watched a given episode, so I could always watch my least-recently-watched episode since I've seen them all like a million times. There's some that are so infrequently viewed by me that I can pretend its new.
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Sep 8, 2011 00:11
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I enjoy the DVDs because they always have a few minutes that were cut from syndication. I savor these new-to-me parts like a mackinaw peach.
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Sep 8, 2011 00:25
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OnlyJuanMon posted:You know what line doesn't get enough love? When Kramer ends an argument in Jerry's kitchen with: That kills me because you keep waiting for someone to move and neither seems to be even entertaining the notion of moving. Whoa... that ain't dancin', Sally.
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Supreme Allah posted:I enjoy the DVDs because they always have a few minutes that were cut from syndication. I savor these new-to-me parts like a mackinaw peach. But now whenever I catch an episode on air, the missing parts are really jarring.
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Extraordinarily gay, steeped in gayness.
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Mr. Marbles? 
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He's, I don't know, six foot three, 190 pounds, He likes fruit, and he just got a haircut.
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penismightier posted:He's, I don't know, six foot three, 190 pounds, He likes fruit, and he just got a haircut. He's thin, single, neat.
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Capt. Sticl posted:He's thin, single, neat. I went in with a pretty woman? You know, kinda short, big wall o' hair, face like a frying pan?
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