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Taima posted:We need more specifics about the aforementioned no-jokes large package. Cut, uncut? bent at all? how long? I feel like this thread has taken a turn away from personal finance 
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CanadianSuperKing posted:I feel like this thread has taken a turn away from personal finance Unfortunately his large package (NO JOKES PLEASE) requires an expensive casing. So until he gets a penis ensmallment and can cut back on his dick wardrobe costs, it's relevant.
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Sep 15, 2011 02:39
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ToeShoes posted:Hi! I'm the girl friend. Hi girlfriend! You made tuyop's life considerably easier by posting here. I was afraid he ran off with my money and I was mulling ideas for mod challenges. I had decided that he would have have to make a sign on his car that said "Isn't this monthly payment a beauty!" and have his army buddies pose with it. That, or he could send me a picture of his package. Questions for you: 1. I hope you have had the opportunity to read the thread. Has he been 100% honest, or are there items that you would like to amend or clarify? 2. How much does your underwear cost? 3. Would you be OK with any degree of gay for pay?
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Sep 15, 2011 03:41
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Zeta Taskforce posted:Hi girlfriend! 4. How the heck are you okay with him not changing his underwear for three days? Balls do NOT smell that good.
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Sep 15, 2011 04:05
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5. Are you as financially stupid as he is or are our fears of you splurging with a pay rise and digging your own hole financially completely unfounded? 6. Do you enable his elitist view of entitlement for premium purchases / are you just as bad yourself, or is he alone in this (eg: would you eat frozen veges)?
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Sep 15, 2011 04:50
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7. How much does he really spend on cigarettes a month? 8. Does this scenario ever crop up:  "Oh tuyop, it's so big!" "No-jokes."RealEdit: You guys should probably also know, I'm the ex-girlfriend. We used to live together and somewhat share finances, and he actually used to be really good with money. I'm only saying this because I think that it's proof that he is actually capable of not being a budgeting monster. I've just neglected from saying something because I wasn't sure if he wanted his privacy or whatever, but now that ToeShoes girlfriend is involved I've decided Badger Pudding fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Sep 15, 2011 |
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Sep 15, 2011 05:42
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Badger Pudding posted:You guys should probably also know, I'm the ex-girlfriend. Oh now THIS thread just got a whole lot more interesting. 
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Sep 15, 2011 06:58
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Holy poo poo this got epic. Poor Tuyop. I keep the internet at arms-length most of the time, but it's all up in his biz-natch now.
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Sep 15, 2011 12:54
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Are we being trolled?
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Sep 15, 2011 13:37
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I'm not calling bullshit yet, but the timing of it all is just too good.
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Sep 15, 2011 13:54
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Badger Pudding posted:8. Does this scenario ever crop up: I my head, it always sounds like "Oh tuyop, it's so big!  " "No-jokes. "
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Sep 15, 2011 14:32
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Badger Pudding posted:7. How much does he really spend on cigarettes a month? What does it mean to somewhat share finances?
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Sep 15, 2011 16:07
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Zeta Taskforce posted:What does it mean to somewhat share finances? Shared checking account for Magnum XXL purchases
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Sep 15, 2011 16:28
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Badger Pudding posted:RealEdit: You guys should probably also know, I'm the ex-girlfriend.
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Vomik posted:Shared checking account for Magnum XXL purchases I'm going to take this dong chat full circle back into financial territory. Tuyop I am fittin' to save you so much paper on your no-jokes large condom bills: the cheapest place to buy the XLs is Bed Bath and Beyond. Counterintuitive for sure, isn't that straight out of left field, you would think like maybe Wal-Mart but nope.
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Sep 15, 2011 18:30
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Taima posted:I'm going to take this dong chat full circle back into financial territory. WTF? Do you make them yourself out of shower curtains or something?
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Sep 15, 2011 18:35
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They have a pretty decent selection of toiletries, including condoms.
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Sep 15, 2011 18:45
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Zeta Taskforce posted:WTF? Do you make them yourself out of shower curtains or something? shower cap for the mushroom cap.
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Sep 15, 2011 19:00
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I bet Tuyop can get condoms for free on-base. Actually he lives in Canada, land of free health care, so surely condoms are just free for everyone?
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Sep 15, 2011 19:33
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Lol you guys think I wear condoms.
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Sep 15, 2011 19:55
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tuyop posted:Lol you guys think I wear condoms.  Zaurg? Zaurgh who? This is tuyop's house now.
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Nope, no trolling. Just good old fashioned internet humiliation.Zeta Taskforce posted:What does it mean to somewhat share finances? We used to share money on things like food but we'd pay our own rent individually. Nam Taf posted:As a less biased source, do you agree that it is no-jokes large? No-jokes, guys.  tuyop posted:Lol you guys think I wear condoms. Fonzie says condoms are for suckers. Badger Pudding fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Sep 15, 2011 |
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Sep 15, 2011 20:59
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1. I've read like, the last half of the thread and the OP. I'm not really sure how much money he spends on things. He orders a lot of weird stuff on the internet and it just arrives here and he gets really excited about it. 2. 3 pairs are $18. 3. I'm ok with that for sure. 4. He doesn't wear underwear most days. 5. I'm not sure, I've never had that much money before but I don't think I'll just go spending crazy. 6. I like how he spends money on nice things! We eat really well but I would eat frozen vegetables. 7. Uh... no idea, he mostly takes mine. 8. I guess so... in a way.
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Sep 15, 2011 23:20
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ToeShoes, what do you think about the arrival of an ex girlfriend in this thread?
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Sep 16, 2011 01:29
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ToeShoes posted:He orders a lot of weird stuff on the internet and it just arrives here and he gets really excited about it. I want to know more about this 
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RheaConfused posted:ToeShoes, what do you think about the arrival of an ex girlfriend in this thread? I'm arriving on her couch next weekend so I think you might be sorely disappointed by the lack of drama that isn't going to happen.
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Sep 16, 2011 01:38
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Badger Pudding posted:I'm arriving on her couch next weekend so I think you might be sorely disappointed by the lack of drama that isn't going to happen. I'm not hoping for drama, you're the one talking about "more fuel for the flame."  I was just curious. Also, lack of drama that isn't going to happen implies that drama is going to happen. 
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ToeShoes posted:
tuyop, you have some explaining to do. Why so much  on an article of clothing that you hardly ever wear?RheaConfused posted:
Where are you going with this? They obviously know each other in real life and must be pretty good friends to be overnight guests at each others houses. I highly doubt this is going to devolve into some type of cat fight. Zeta Taskforce fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Sep 16, 2011 |
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ToeShoes posted:6. I like how he spends money on nice things! We eat really well but I would eat frozen vegetables. Clarification: he spends other peoples' money on nice things. That's why he's in debt. Also, how's the internet purchases budgeted, tuyop?
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Sep 16, 2011 08:27
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Zeta Taskforce posted:
I was just pointing out that she used a double negative, saying the opposite of what she wanted to.
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Nam Taf posted:Clarification: he spends other peoples' money on nice things. That's why he's in debt. Well it's just because I can buy things that I'd buy normally (budgeted) through the Internet. Like boots and underwear.
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RheaConfused posted:ToeShoes, what do you think about the arrival of an ex girlfriend in this thread? It's not something I'm worried about, I like her.
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ToeShoes posted:2. 3 pairs are $18. No, they aren't. Underarmor are drat expensive underwear. Each pair is $18.
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Chin Strap posted:No, they aren't. Underarmor are drat expensive underwear. Each pair is $18. They asked her how much she spent on her underwear.
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What are your plans for your pay increase ToeShoes? Staying at the same place? Savings account? RRSP/TFSA? etc etc
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Sep 16, 2011 18:18
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First I'm going to pay my CC debt. I don't have big plans for the money right now, I sort of plan to talk to someone at the bank about some sort of savings plan. I would like to have a car. I don't really have any solid ideas though, besides the debt thing.
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ToeShoes posted:First I'm going to pay my CC debt. I don't have big plans for the money right now, I sort of plan to talk to someone at the bank about some sort of savings plan. I would like to have a car. I don't really have any solid ideas though, besides the debt thing. The dangerous stage of having more money and not knowing what to do with it :P What do your income and expenses look like now? Do you have any savings or an emergency fund? When you say you want to talk to someone at the bank about savings plan do you mean retirement accounts or just somewhere to keep your money short/mid-term?
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ToeShoes posted:He orders a lot of weird stuff on the internet and it just arrives here and he gets really excited about it. Nibiru posted:I want to know more about this ToeShoes, I think this question was directed more at you. Of course tuyop gave his standard answer that his boots and underwear have been budgeted for. I am still waiting on a good explanation of why someone who goes commando needs expensive underwear.
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ToeShoes posted:First I'm going to pay my CC debt. I don't have big plans for the money right now, I sort of plan to talk to someone at the bank about some sort of savings plan. I would like to have a car. I don't really have any solid ideas though, besides the debt thing. Dave Ramsey is a financial guy who has a talk radio show where he gives advice on money matters. I like him an awful lot and his advice is very straightforward. Since you're getting some more money coming in the best thing you can do is to put that into a plain old savings account for now. Make sure your regular bills are being paid and then you can start to figure out what you want to do with the money. There's no rush and Dave's good advice is "never invest in something you don't understand". The folks here in BFC are a treasure trove of knowledge about stocks and mutual funds and all kinds of investment opportunities but until you feel comfortable with what you're doing, just pile up the money. You can get a free podcast here. I'd recommend giving him a listen at least once. He's also got a plan that he promotes called the Total Money Makeover. It has several decent ideas on how to get yourself moving forward towards getting out of debt and saving up for things you want to do in life. I think he does a good job explaining a lot of the excellent advice that appears in this thread and forum. Congrats on the new job!
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He said earlier that he goes commando while wearing the same pair of jeans for several days in a row, but wears underwear for when he's working out/running/doing military stuff. I still think that's gross (imagine the nasty rear end-streaks that build up inside his jeans, ugh) but whatever, if he doesn't mind and neither does his girlfriend, who cares.
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