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thepokey posted:It's the largest mammal on Earth, but as George says, they don't have to be! The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
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Supreme Allah posted:I think we've proven who the psycho is.
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# ? Sep 12, 2011 17:00 |
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Woof woof not bang bang.
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# ? Sep 12, 2011 20:17 |
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thepokey posted:mammal Whatever.
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# ? Sep 13, 2011 00:18 |
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fenix down posted:From disorder, you're a quirk or two away from full-on dementia! I wish I could shrink myself down into a tiny submarine, like in fantastic voyage, then I could really be sure. ...but if i DID find something it might be pretty scary... ... of course I would have that laser...
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# ? Sep 13, 2011 01:21 |
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Chexoid posted:I wish I could shrink myself down into a tiny submarine, like in fantastic voyage, then I could really be sure. Is it lupus?
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# ? Sep 13, 2011 01:29 |
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He traveled the world seeking a cure...
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# ? Sep 13, 2011 03:26 |
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... from Milan to Minsk!
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# ? Sep 13, 2011 04:13 |
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OnlyJuanMon posted:Season 6, episode 2 "The Glasses". And Brian Cranston was in 2 or 3 episodes as Dr.Whatley...maybe they met there and decided to marry and form new identities and moved to New Mexico?
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# ? Sep 13, 2011 04:24 |
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Forgot to fix the frame delay, but I like it better this way.
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# ? Sep 13, 2011 09:45 |
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Oh, Lainey.
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# ? Sep 13, 2011 14:26 |
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Bagarthach posted:
ELAINE: So, get this: Mister Peterman is finally letting me do some real writing. He's got this book deal, for his autobiography. He's gonna let me ghost write it. JERRY: Wow. That's great! When it comes out, I'll have to get someone to ghost read it. :hyuk face:
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# ? Sep 13, 2011 15:52 |
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The Non-Fat Yogurt is on. This is one I don't see that often for some reason. I wonder if it's all the bleeps.
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# ? Sep 14, 2011 00:11 |
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Bagarthach posted:
She's FOAMING at the MOUTH!
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# ? Sep 14, 2011 00:37 |
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George at the end of The Stock Tip is pretty great. Finally, for once he can be generous ... until he takes the dollar back from the waitress .
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# ? Sep 15, 2011 09:24 |
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GIF REQUEST: Jerry in cowboy boots futilely trying to run away from some ruffians THANK YOU
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# ? Sep 15, 2011 16:13 |
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# ? Sep 16, 2011 00:49 |
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I want this. I want it so bad. Speaking of, whatever happened to getting a 'Van Buren Boys' gangtag? jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Sep 16, 2011 |
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jojoinnit posted:I want this. I want it so bad. I think they got rid of gangtags a while back. I seem to remember Season 3 of MadMen being the last time people got those.
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# ? Sep 16, 2011 02:54 |
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potee posted:Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!
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# ? Sep 16, 2011 12:15 |
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Afro posted:George at the end of The Stock Tip is pretty great. Finally, for once he can be generous ... until he takes the dollar back from the waitress . I like how he literally has to pry it from her hands. "Its a Hyundai!"
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# ? Sep 16, 2011 17:39 |
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It's so weird when I hear someone say they've never seen an episode of Seinfeld. No one at my university knows about it. No one. Canada is so lame. Of course, the upside of that is that every time I make a Seinfeld joke, people think I came up with it myself. It's like living with cavemen and having a zippo.
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# ? Sep 16, 2011 18:02 |
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Chexoid posted:It's so weird when I hear someone say they've never seen an episode of Seinfeld. No one at my university knows about it. No one. Canada is so lame.
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# ? Sep 16, 2011 18:36 |
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Chexoid posted:It's so weird when I hear someone say they've never seen an episode of Seinfeld. No one at my university knows about it. No one. Canada is so lame. Canada is awesome, wherever you're from is lame. Seinfeld literally plays 24/7 in reruns here as well.
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# ? Sep 16, 2011 19:05 |
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LesterGroans posted:Canada is awesome, wherever you're from is lame. Calm down pal, we're just playing a game here.
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# ? Sep 16, 2011 19:21 |
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Chexoid posted:Calm down pal, we're just playing a game here. Canada is game to you? How about I take your little board and SMASH IT!!!
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# ? Sep 16, 2011 19:25 |
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Chexoid posted:It's so weird when I hear someone say they've never seen an episode of Seinfeld. No one at my university knows about it. No one. Canada is so lame. They're just screwing with you. Or you live on Baffin Island.
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# ? Sep 16, 2011 19:25 |
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neoboman posted:Canada is game to you? How about I take your little board and SMASH IT!!!
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# ? Sep 16, 2011 19:40 |
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I'm sorry, the card says "Moops"
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# ? Sep 16, 2011 19:55 |
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She's like a beautiful Godzilla. And I'm thousands of fleeing Japanese.
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# ? Sep 16, 2011 20:31 |
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So, I was flipping through my English textbook today, and I discovered a chapter about Seinfeld, all about it, including a transcript of The Pitch, which is followed by critical thinking questions, like "Discuss Kramer's assertion that people "want to watch freaks." Do you think this line could be used to sum up accurately audience responses to Seinfeld?"
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# ? Sep 16, 2011 22:13 |
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Coffee And Pie posted:So, I was flipping through my English textbook today, and I discovered a chapter about Seinfeld, all about it, including a transcript of The Pitch, which is followed by critical thinking questions, like "Discuss Kramer's assertion that people "want to watch freaks." Do you think this line could be used to sum up accurately audience responses to Seinfeld?" That's freaking awesome. I wouldn't say that "people want to watch freaks" explains the show's success, it would be something closer to "People want to watch themselves." Watching Seinfeld isn't like gawking and laughing at the members of a carnival sideshow, rather, it is like watching one's own reflection contorted in a funhouse mirror. Seinfeld amplifies the kinds of personality traits and behaviors that humans come across in their own day-to-day lives for comic effect. Additionally, and most importantly, the show isn't afraid to have its protagonists act on the worst possible impulses of human emotion, the kind of behavior which the average viewer rejects in the course of their life due to the constructs of the society around them. By honing in on the minutiae of human behavior and raising them to absurd levels Seinfeld makes us laugh while plumbing deeper truths of social interaction, and through its pop culture examination of the darker side of the human persona manages to resonate on a more intimate level with the viewer.
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# ? Sep 16, 2011 23:04 |
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JethroMcB posted:That's freaking awesome. ....which of course lead to Billy Mumphrey's downfall.
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# ? Sep 16, 2011 23:45 |
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Can anyone find me the clip where Elaine walks in with her comic of a Pig at a Complaint Department? Where Jerry and Kramer give their own ideas. I can't seem to find it on youtube. My girlfriend tells the worst jokes and I'm always reminded of Jerry saying, "I get it" and she shoots back with, "DO YOU?!" Edit- Nevermind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY-h3spBAgI
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# ? Sep 16, 2011 23:51 |
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kolby posted:Can anyone find me the clip where Elaine walks in with her comic of a Pig at a Complaint Department? Where Jerry and Kramer give their own ideas. I can't seem to find it on youtube. "...My wife is a slut?"
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# ? Sep 17, 2011 00:33 |
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kolby posted:My girlfriend tells the worst jokes and I'm always reminded of Jerry saying, "I get it" and she shoots back with, "DO YOU?!" Everything with you has to be so... jokey
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# ? Sep 17, 2011 01:35 |
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This is the best Seinfeld clip on youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-21BuYfjAvA
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# ? Sep 17, 2011 15:14 |
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kolby posted:Can anyone find me the clip where Elaine walks in with her comic of a Pig at a Complaint Department? Where Jerry and Kramer give their own ideas. I can't seem to find it on youtube. "I stay up all night, I fix myself up before I go out." Love it.
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# ? Sep 17, 2011 15:32 |
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http://www.imdb.com/news/ni15468039/quote:Actress Frances Bay, who you know from Happy Gilmore, Seinfeld, Happy Days, and Blue Velvet, passed away on Thursday in her home in Los Angeles. Do you know I got mugged for a marble rye, right on the street?
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Rest in peace, you old bag.
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