KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

thepokey posted:

It's the largest mammal on Earth, but as George says, they don't have to be!

The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

# ? Sep 12, 2011 15:21

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# ? May 30, 2024 16:51

fenix down: Jan 12, 2005

Supreme Allah posted:

I think we've proven who the psycho is.

From disorder, you're a quirk or two away from full-on dementia!

# ? Sep 12, 2011 17:00

BrandNew: May 16, 2007; Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!

Woof woof not bang bang.

# ? Sep 12, 2011 20:17

Silentman0: Jul 11, 2005; I have a new neighbor. Heard he comes from far away

thepokey posted:

mammal

Whatever.

# ? Sep 13, 2011 00:18

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

fenix down posted:

From disorder, you're a quirk or two away from full-on dementia!

I wish I could shrink myself down into a tiny submarine, like in fantastic voyage, then I could really be sure.

...but if i DID find something it might be pretty scary...

... of course I would have that laser...

# ? Sep 13, 2011 01:21

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Chexoid posted:

I wish I could shrink myself down into a tiny submarine, like in fantastic voyage, then I could really be sure.

...but if i DID find something it might be pretty scary...

... of course I would have that laser...

Is it lupus?

# ? Sep 13, 2011 01:29

Huge Liability: Mar 2, 2010

He traveled the world seeking a cure...

# ? Sep 13, 2011 03:26

Invis: Apr 26, 2010

... from Milan to Minsk!

# ? Sep 13, 2011 04:13

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

OnlyJuanMon posted:

Season 6, episode 2 "The Glasses".

Woman of the week is Skyler from Breaking Bad.

And Brian Cranston was in 2 or 3 episodes as Dr.Whatley...maybe they met there and decided to marry and form new identities and moved to New Mexico?

# ? Sep 13, 2011 04:24

Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

Forgot to fix the frame delay, but I like it better this way.

# ? Sep 13, 2011 09:45

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Oh, Lainey. :allears:

# ? Sep 13, 2011 14:26

fenix down: Jan 12, 2005

Bagarthach posted:

Forgot to fix the frame delay, but I like it better this way.

She does a face like that at Jerry in the Van B Boys.

ELAINE: So, get this: Mister Peterman is finally letting me do some real writing. He's got this book deal, for his autobiography. He's gonna let me ghost write it.

JERRY: Wow. That's great! When it comes out, I'll have to get someone to ghost read it.

:hyuk face:

# ? Sep 13, 2011 15:52

mints: Aug 15, 2001; Living on past glories

The Non-Fat Yogurt is on. This is one I don't see that often for some reason.

I wonder if it's all the bleeps.

# ? Sep 14, 2011 00:11

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Bagarthach posted:

Forgot to fix the frame delay, but I like it better this way.

She's FOAMING at the MOUTH!

# ? Sep 14, 2011 00:37

Afro: May 29, 2007; Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

George at the end of The Stock Tip is pretty great. Finally, for once he can be generous :unsmith:

... until he takes the dollar back from the waitress :v:

# ? Sep 15, 2011 09:24

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

GIF REQUEST: Jerry in cowboy boots futilely trying to run away from some ruffians THANK YOU

# ? Sep 15, 2011 16:13

isnt that right: Dec 8, 2009

# ? Sep 16, 2011 00:49

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

I want this. I want it so bad.

Speaking of, whatever happened to getting a 'Van Buren Boys' gangtag?

jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Sep 16, 2011

# ? Sep 16, 2011 02:39

mints: Aug 15, 2001; Living on past glories

jojoinnit posted:

I want this. I want it so bad.

Speaking of, whatever happened to getting a 'Van Buren Boys' gangtag?

I think they got rid of gangtags a while back. I seem to remember Season 3 of MadMen being the last time people got those.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 02:54

Evil Agita: Feb 25, 2005; Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

potee posted:

Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!

# ? Sep 16, 2011 12:15

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Afro posted:

George at the end of The Stock Tip is pretty great. Finally, for once he can be generous ... until he takes the dollar back from the waitress .

I like how he literally has to pry it from her hands.

"Its a Hyundai!"

# ? Sep 16, 2011 17:39

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

It's so weird when I hear someone say they've never seen an episode of Seinfeld. No one at my university knows about it. No one. Canada is so lame.

Of course, the upside of that is that every time I make a Seinfeld joke, people think I came up with it myself. It's like living with cavemen and having a zippo.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 18:02

TheRationalRedditor: Jul 17, 2000; WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Chexoid posted:

It's so weird when I hear someone say they've never seen an episode of Seinfeld. No one at my university knows about it. No one. Canada is so lame.

This isn't a Canada problem, it's a "whatever backwoods hickburg you live in" problem.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 18:36

LesterGroans: Jun 9, 2009; It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Chexoid posted:

It's so weird when I hear someone say they've never seen an episode of Seinfeld. No one at my university knows about it. No one. Canada is so lame.

Of course, the upside of that is that every time I make a Seinfeld joke, people think I came up with it myself. It's like living with cavemen and having a zippo.

Canada is awesome, wherever you're from is lame.

Seinfeld literally plays 24/7 in reruns here as well.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 19:05

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

LesterGroans posted:

Canada is awesome, wherever you're from is lame.

Calm down pal, we're just playing a game here.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 19:21

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

Chexoid posted:

Calm down pal, we're just playing a game here.

Canada is game to you? How about I take your little board and SMASH IT!!! :argh:

# ? Sep 16, 2011 19:25

stratdax: Sep 14, 2006

Chexoid posted:

It's so weird when I hear someone say they've never seen an episode of Seinfeld. No one at my university knows about it. No one. Canada is so lame.

Of course, the upside of that is that every time I make a Seinfeld joke, people think I came up with it myself. It's like living with cavemen and having a zippo.

They're just screwing with you. Or you live on Baffin Island.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 19:25

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

neoboman posted:

Canada is game to you? How about I take your little board and SMASH IT!!!

I think it's time to put the hurt on Alberta

# ? Sep 16, 2011 19:40

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

I'm sorry, the card says "Moops"

# ? Sep 16, 2011 19:55

penismightier: Dec 6, 2005; What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

She's like a beautiful Godzilla.

And I'm thousands of fleeing Japanese.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 20:31

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

So, I was flipping through my English textbook today, and I discovered a chapter about Seinfeld, all about it, including a transcript of The Pitch, which is followed by critical thinking questions, like "Discuss Kramer's assertion that people "want to watch freaks." Do you think this line could be used to sum up accurately audience responses to Seinfeld?"

# ? Sep 16, 2011 22:13

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Coffee And Pie posted:

So, I was flipping through my English textbook today, and I discovered a chapter about Seinfeld, all about it, including a transcript of The Pitch, which is followed by critical thinking questions, like "Discuss Kramer's assertion that people "want to watch freaks." Do you think this line could be used to sum up accurately audience responses to Seinfeld?"

That's freaking awesome.

I wouldn't say that "people want to watch freaks" explains the show's success, it would be something closer to "People want to watch themselves." Watching Seinfeld isn't like gawking and laughing at the members of a carnival sideshow, rather, it is like watching one's own reflection contorted in a funhouse mirror. Seinfeld amplifies the kinds of personality traits and behaviors that humans come across in their own day-to-day lives for comic effect. Additionally, and most importantly, the show isn't afraid to have its protagonists act on the worst possible impulses of human emotion, the kind of behavior which the average viewer rejects in the course of their life due to the constructs of the society around them. By honing in on the minutiae of human behavior and raising them to absurd levels Seinfeld makes us laugh while plumbing deeper truths of social interaction, and through its pop culture examination of the darker side of the human persona manages to resonate on a more intimate level with the viewer.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 23:04

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

JethroMcB posted:

That's freaking awesome.

I wouldn't say that "people want to watch freaks" explains the show's success, it would be something closer to "People want to watch themselves." Watching Seinfeld isn't like gawking and laughing at the members of a carnival sideshow, rather, it is like watching one's own reflection contorted in a funhouse mirror. Seinfeld amplifies the kinds of personality traits and behaviors that humans come across in their own day-to-day lives for comic effect. Additionally, and most importantly, the show isn't afraid to have its protagonists act on the worst possible impulses of human emotion, the kind of behavior which the average viewer rejects in the course of their life due to the constructs of the society around them. By honing in on the minutiae of human behavior and raising them to absurd levels Seinfeld makes us laugh while plumbing deeper truths of social interaction, and through its pop culture examination of the darker side of the human persona manages to resonate on a more intimate level with the viewer.

....which of course lead to Billy Mumphrey's downfall.

# ? Sep 16, 2011 23:45

kolby: Oct 29, 2004

Can anyone find me the clip where Elaine walks in with her comic of a Pig at a Complaint Department? Where Jerry and Kramer give their own ideas. I can't seem to find it on youtube.

My girlfriend tells the worst jokes and I'm always reminded of Jerry saying, "I get it" and she shoots back with, "DO YOU?!"

Edit- Nevermind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY-h3spBAgI

# ? Sep 16, 2011 23:51

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

kolby posted:

Can anyone find me the clip where Elaine walks in with her comic of a Pig at a Complaint Department? Where Jerry and Kramer give their own ideas. I can't seem to find it on youtube.

"...My wife is a slut?"

# ? Sep 17, 2011 00:33

Roleplaying Larry: Dec 5, 2008

kolby posted:

My girlfriend tells the worst jokes and I'm always reminded of Jerry saying, "I get it" and she shoots back with, "DO YOU?!"

Everything with you has to be so... jokey

# ? Sep 17, 2011 01:35

penismightier: Dec 6, 2005; What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

This is the best Seinfeld clip on youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-21BuYfjAvA

# ? Sep 17, 2011 15:14

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

kolby posted:

Can anyone find me the clip where Elaine walks in with her comic of a Pig at a Complaint Department? Where Jerry and Kramer give their own ideas. I can't seem to find it on youtube.

My girlfriend tells the worst jokes and I'm always reminded of Jerry saying, "I get it" and she shoots back with, "DO YOU?!"

Edit- Nevermind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY-h3spBAgI

"I stay up all night, I fix myself up before I go out."

Love it.

# ? Sep 17, 2011 15:32

Roleplaying Larry: Dec 5, 2008

http://www.imdb.com/news/ni15468039/

quote:

Actress Frances Bay, who you know from Happy Gilmore, Seinfeld, Happy Days, and Blue Velvet, passed away on Thursday in her home in Los Angeles.

Do you know I got mugged for a marble rye, right on the street? :smith:

# ? Sep 17, 2011 15:37

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# ? May 30, 2024 16:51

Rusty Shackelford: Feb 7, 2005

Rest in peace, you old bag.

# ? Sep 17, 2011 15:50

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