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I was looking for a scrap electronics place to buy some scrap off of when I came across this local place: http://www.scrapcomputers.com/ Sure, it's terrible design, but the information is mostly there somewhere, and then some (keep scrolling): http://www.scrapcomputers.com/ESS-Cards.htm Even better is their "old site", © 1993 Jacks Recycling, updated 2011: http://www.scrapcomputers.com/default1.htm This guy named Paco has some art too, it's ok I guess. The Cuba one seemed like pretty detailed work. Also the guy's name isn't Paco . . . ?: http://www.scrapcomputers.com/pacos.html Jack.wav isn't a 'wav' file, but still slightly entertaining: http://www.scrapcomputers.com/newest2.avi I'm on my way down there now, actually . . .
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I was googling stuff about hypnosis since I don't know anything about it and never met anyone who went through it. And then this popped up after a few pages. Furry-themed hypnosis? Oy... Dig the "Services" section: quote:Programs Imagining yourself as a Pikachu to cure your nic fits and reclusive behavior? I suppose if hooking up at furry cons isn't scratching the itch anymore...no, wait, there's no way furry hypnosis sessions through Skype could be a legit path to self-improvement. Also, I'm not listening to those podcasts so if you're curious about that, dive on in.
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I found this via Google by accident when searching for something unrelated, and I just can't make any sense of it at all.  http://www.almightywind.com/ It's a Messianic Jewish ministry which has a website straight out of Geocities (but updated recently). There's all sorts of weird crap mixed together on here, from Blingees to apocalypse prophecies to pictures of Obama with a Hitler mustache to talking about meat made of cloned dead animals, or something. Here are some choice screenshots!      
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the party god posted:I found this via Google by accident when searching for something unrelated, and I just can't make any sense of it at all. lol I can't even browse the home page without it crashing Firefox.
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http://theendtimemessage.blogspot.com/ The person running this blog sent me the link this morning. The email also contained half the text of the blog itself. quote:GOD said HE wants the African people to know what is taking place in Africa. GOD said the British Monarchy, Phillip Hitler and those before put the white South Africans in charge of the whole of Africa! GOD said that is why there is drought which has led to famine and disease and sicknesses. They also have a facebook - http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-End-Time-Message/106635539416924
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http://www.facebook.com/summy99sh It's a page on facebook, I'm not really sure what it's for but it's as close to Geocities as a facebook page is going to get. Plus it looks like it has one of those crazy dollface children on it Oh god, some of the links on the side are just as bad Xemloth fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Sep 20, 2011 |
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Xemloth posted:http://www.facebook.com/summy99sh lol It's as though someone ran Facebook through the Geocitiesizer. I had no idea you could make a Facebook Page with frames in it. It almost...makes me nostalgic... 
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 http://christintaylormckenzie.weebly.com/A beautiful, flawless, aspiring model/porn star/something, I don't know
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Video game buttshots: http://videogamebuttshots.blogspot.com/
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keyframe posted:Video game buttshots: quote:No better way to celebrate a 200 butt shot milestone like making a photo mosaic collage of a video game butt shot using other butt shot pictures from video games. Click on the image below to download the full resolution 8MB file. This is another picture that would be great for printing and framing in your house, or game room. You can compare the photo mosaic to the original butt shot below.  
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http://www.sissykiss.com/forum/index.php Ah yes, what everybody has always wanted; a sissy forum! With such discussions as these, what more could you possibly want in a discussion board?   
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I know bizarre repetitive videos like SAILORMOONRED1 have been done before and probably won't be done again, but check out this guy: http://www.youtube.com/user/vhormax He say's he's attending Harvard which I'm going to just flat out say is a loving lie and he's a stock trader. I'm baffled as hell. Its not that he's so darn crrrrrraaaaaaaazy with his gas-mask, its just that this is a terrible, TERRIBLE way to shift stock or whatever he's doing. Needless to say his highest viewed (or at least clicked then closed) was the SEO masterstroke of WOMAN MILKED LIKE A COW because people still search for porn on youtube. I'm terrified that someone, even someone in their early twenties has sat down and thought that this is a really solid business plan.
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wit posted:Dangerman It's a shame that he lives in California because I would love to show up to his public appearances dressed as his arch rival; promoting childhood obesity and illiteracy.
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Man, maybe I should have checked the Front Page Discussion subforum before I went and sent it in an email to Daryl F. Hall, but too late to un-send emails now. Well, here's a website that I thought was worth being an Awful Link of the Day, and I submit it for consideration! http://thegymanimals.com A non-goon friend of mine sent me this link. It's a website that helps teach children about obesity through the use of animal characters or something. Childhood obesity is represented by a blob guy named O-Bee-Sity(c). Here's one of their hero characters, a rhino.  The website only contains the main page, a characters page, and a blog page with entries going back to 2010. But according to the blog, it looks like they have a comic book of sorts, and they apparently have a cartoon series "in production", coming early 2013. I mean, conceptually it doesn't seem so horrible to teach kids about obesity through cartoon characters, I guess. But that main page is so... ugh... with that Flash animation... and that artwork? If they have a cartoon series in the works, I really hope they get better artists. Like, at least ones that graduated elementary school. "THE GYMANIMALS© ARE A BAND OF HEROS FIGHTING CHILDHOOD O-BEE-SITY BECOME A MEMBER TODAY!!!"
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Bitter Lake Bizarre apparently full-length fursuit movie that you can own on DVD I guess. The trailer is mesmerizing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvOsERMs2Ds
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Christian Domestic Discipline: using the Bible to justify your S&M/spanking fetish! http://christiandomesticdiscipline.com/home.html Complete with citations of chapter and verse, and recommendations for common household tools to be used in spanking your wife.
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Edwardian posted:Christian Domestic Discipline: using the Bible to justify your S&M/spanking fetish! Has been laughed at a million times over online. All the people involved other than the christian owners are grown men pretending to be naughty girls with a spank fetish. Funny, but the whole world has been there. I'm not sure if Ravy Comics have been mentioned before, but they're definitely awful.  It's worth reading the copyright page where the artist goes into elaborate detail on how you cant sue him for stealing characters but he will sue you if you take his characters. EDIT: I should mention that the guy is absolutely balls to the wall crazy, egotistical and trigger happy with legal threats. ALODing his site would certainly cause him to fill lowtaxs inbox with threats. He is also loving 40 years of age. wit fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Dec 7, 2011 |
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Thanks, wit, that was a great rec. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/ravy-comics-sprites.php
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Ladies and Gentlegoons, I present to you the finest wrestling organization in all of West Virginia: 304 Wrestling. I went to high school with one of these guys. He never shut up about his dream to become a pro wrestler. For some reason I decided to google him to see if he fulfilled his destiny... as it turns out, he might have. There are plenty of hilarious links to matches, Youtube has more, (some aren't so much matches are they are videos of people pulling staples and thumbtacks out of their skulls) but the real gold here is the delusional roster of misfits and dreamers. Some quick snippets from the bio pages of 304 Wrestling:  Like several of the superstars on this site, Jerrit Cage's bio is "coming soon". He looks like the kind of guy who will offer to feed your pets while you're on vacation, and then have sex with them.  bio posted:Began training at the age of 16, and made professional debut at the age of 17. Has traveled  Sounds like a nickname he got in prison for suffocating his cellmate.  I guess people buy these things after all.  bio posted:HEIGHT / WEIGHT:
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Here's T. A. Hamilton: Magician and Community FUNraiser (balloon animals $1 each, $2 for doubles, he's not a loving charity, even if you are.) Yes, yes, a cheesy Magician with a Web 1.0 page, terrible looking puppets and a Guinness World Record for fastest balloon poodle (his own "deluxe" model, not the ones other people make). Pretty run of the mill. What's funny/terrible about the guy is how he markets himself not so much as a magician, but as a money making machine. Especially his "astonishment show"/charity fundraisers in the video at the bottom of this page.   He makes it sound like some kind of ponzi scheme with child labor at the bottom and him at the top.   Watch as he magically saws your money for the new church roof in half and makes another $1,000 disappear!  Fake edit: Just as I'm uploading those images, the one with him "biting" himself on the nose looks familiar. I hope this wasn't already an ALOD and its just from some recurring nightmare I have or something.
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Thanks again, wit! You missed out on my favorite part, though - the Christian Ministry Show! Whee!
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The ministries bit is twice as bad as the stuff I was cringing at! I loving bet he charges kids $2 for balloon crosses. Anyway, this god drat thread has me cackling my way through endless webrings with bafflingly still active sites in some cases. This one isn't ALOD caliber but this conversation had to have happened at some point:  "Pastor...about this huge sign you want to put up in the town hall for your group..." "Yes, my fantasy violence addiction group. Before I found Jesus ten years ago I too fantasized about women being hit in the belly. But then I found other people who also struggle with this terrible affliction on the internet and founded this group, ten years to the day." "Yes its very noble...and what did you call your group?" "We call ourselves....THE LADY BUSTERS!!" "...and never in the ten years of running this group has it ever occurred to you that it might sound like more of an....enthusiast's club rather than treatment group?" "No...but now that you mention it, goodness! We do frequently get some unseemly looking first time members. They all seem very disappointed and never return. Heavens! How embarrassing! If you can think of a less enthusiastic sounding name, please send it through my official email for the ministry." "...which is?" "I'm suprised you have to ask, its written on all of our stationery. PUNCHBUG_2000 at yahoo of course!"  This other one is adorable but again probably falls short of front page material. You know how the world is definitely going to end this year? Remember the year 2000? Check it out! Nearly all the links are screwed but I'm sharing purely for the clock in this page.  I think that counter might just be the only thing that was ever broken by y2k! Still going strong (if backwards!)
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Until Abortion Ends, in which people give up things that are dear to them until abortion is deemed "over" forever: http://www.untilabortionends.com/en-us/submissions/default.aspx It's great to look at the inane things people will "do" to see that we no longer vacuum foetuses into a blender. quote:I am giving up use of the internet 2 days of week, unless absolutely essential to school work until abortion ends. I will Stand True until we have a culture of Light! quote:I have suffered the consequences of choosing abortion. It has been two years and I still cry at the thought of what I did. quote:I decided to no eat Chips till abortion ends! quote:I was born on January 22, the anniversary of Roe vs. Wade. Something was ingrained in me from birth to feel for the pro-life cause. It's like I was chosen to be passionate about saving babies and saving women and families. God chose me for this and I have chosen to give up soda UNITL ABORTION ENDS!
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So, upon realizing that if you put a K in front of Illinois you get a really stupid word that someone might think is tough, I decided to google the word Killinois and see what it's being used for. The answer, it turns out, is Pit Bull breeding. http://www.killinoiskennels.com/ Click the link, I promise it will be hard to turn back. These pit bull breeders sincerely believe their dogs are the most hardcore killing machines ever produced (not that they're ever used for anything illegal, this is stressed very much). There's poorly drawn pictures of dog with clown masks and glowing red eyes, along with a complete and total reckless abandon for spelling or grammar, everywhere you look. The icing on this particular cake though is the fact that these people decided the pictures of the male dogs they're actually trying to sell feature prominent displays of dog penis. I guess that's what they think is important to see when shopping for a new dog? Not to mention the fact that they all have names in the same vein as "Monster of tha Midway" or "Karnival of Kaos." This site is what you get if you mix juggalos with dog breeders, and it shows.
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Oooo, I got Troublevision! A year-old website featuring 1998 vintage AOL member page coding and graphics, really poor navigation, a goony-rear end Batmobile page, lion-.gif accented scans of his appoint as a Goodwill Ambassador to The Gambia (yes, The Gambia), references to "entertainment reality show" Trouble and Clark (with a heavily-hyped Adam West guest appearance), and even embedded Snoop Dogg songs! And, uh, he looks like the lovechild of Chris Farley and Zap Rowsdower. 
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How about this: http://wearyourbaby.com/ A guide on accessorizing with human flesh brought to you by the most obnoxious group in society: mommies. This post from the front page encourages proselytizing: quote:You are a Master Babywearer A DVD featuring  Baby Wearing Expertstm from the various disciplines of babywearing disertating on their respective fields.quote:The First of Its Kind AND plenty of disgusting mommy videos talking about tushies quote:http://wearyourbaby.com/videos/WrapCCSandaoval.mov
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http://www.youtube.com/actionfiguremovies The guy making this web-series is dedicated to spreading the faith like any reasonable man would: through stop-motion animation and DC superheroes. quote:Action Figure Movies is all about telling biblical based stories in a new, dynamic and action packed way. Be carefull. By watching this channel you may be entertained, and you might learn something new too. Please make sure you do not skip any webisodes. You will miss something important in the story if you do. You've been warned. And Spider-Man works for the Daily Planet now, apparently. You should definitely check out episode 6+ for the awesome computer animations and some guy preaching to the Martian Manhunter, who he refuses to portray shirtless. Shadownerd fucked around with this message at 03:00 on Jan 26, 2012 |
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Some horrible degenerate in the Political cartoons thread found this abortion of a webcomic advertised on the Onion. http://thepigmancometh.com/ It started innocently enough, just this: A CRUNK BIRD posted:I keep seeing ads for "The Pigman Cometh" on The Onion's website and I have two thoughts: Then they found more and more of this poo poo, it's like distilled reddit.    I'm sorry for all that and now I hate myself.
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A pig man just beat a feminazi KKK speaker to the death with a chicken in that. It can't be serious.
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Psalmanazar posted:A pig man just beat a feminazi KKK speaker to the death with a chicken in that. It can't be serious. The chicken was added to soften the violence. In a future strip I foresee a brutal rape. But he's wearing baggy clown pants so its comedy! Sheesh don't be so uptight. What I'm saying is yeah, he just drew over the claw hammer with a chicken so he could "get away" with violence. The strip is amazing though.
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I had a chemistry teacher in high school who, when teaching us about solvents, mentioned that he mixed Agent Orange in Vietnam. He also lived in a dome home, and kept a picture of it on the board at all times. I'm sure both of these facts are not related at all. Anyway, when I was trying to find it, I came across a company dedicated to making these kinds dome structures. Stadiums and planetariums I understand. But cabins, homes, schools, and churches... architect, you crazy. http://www.monolithic.com/
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Do you like fabrics? Do you like lovely webpages produced by a fifty-year old woman on her home computer using MS Word's Save As HTML function? Then you're going to loving trip your balls off on Fabric Land. Featuring hi-tech map technology and CHRISTMAS FABRICS.
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Have you ever heard of Alex Chiu? He's world famous! quote:Been selling since 1996. One of the most successful and famous anti-aging product on the market today. Interviewed by more than 300 radio stations and on TV more than 15 different talk shows including: The Daily Show, Rosanne Show, Tech TV Unscrewed, London Fox, etc. He's a genius! quote:SPACE STATION He also created an immortality device! quote:What do you think rapture is? Answer: Ones who believe shall not perish and will have everlasting life. Immortality Device is believed to allow humans to stay physically young forever. US PATENT # 5,989,178. The most imporatnt invention in human history. SEE OUR TESTIMONIALS HERE! Alex Chiu knows what causes you to age and hereby discovered a great solution to stop you from aging. See how to make the Immortality Device yourself. Or join our discussion forum. I haven't dived very far into his site but every page is packed full of crazy. quote:The Gorgeous pill will make you prettier and more beautiful every morning. You will gradually look PERFECT, even more gorgeous than super models. You will one day reach PHYSICAL PERFECTION!! It is strong enough to change the shape of your facial bones. No more plastic surgery! No more implants. 
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Yes, in fact, we have! http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/empornium-alex-chiu.php
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Welp. Time to look for some more crazy. I vaguely remember me and some of my internet friends finding some site where a depressed teenage girl claimed to be some kind of messiah that would ascend or something after she dies and then the world would be a utopia. Maybe I'll be able to find it, it was pretty great.
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I don't have anything as great as some of the awful links, but I happened on this blog a bit ago and I was just like  http://www.thejeopardyfan.com/ Some lady has been blogging about Jeopardy for several years. And like, summarizing and reviewing the episodes as they air. I can't wrap my head around how someone can be that into something.
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OK I don't know what to say about this other than what the gently caress. Maybe it's old news and SA has already been through the motions, but I just discovered some disturbing blogs about people who identify as "otherkin". They honestly and seriously believe they are animals or mythical creatures or I dont know what the gently caress anymore. Before I go any further I think it's important that you read this information: http://feathertail.dreamwidth.org/142156.html from the above link quote:Are otherkin mentally ill? So that clears that up Assuming you read the guidelines and rules of how to relate to these ancient mythical creatures and animals trapped in human bodies, you should have some important resources: http://avia.dreamwidth.org/39524.html And remember:    
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I'm a big Stanislaw Lem fan (if you're not familiar with him, he's a Polish Sci-fi writer best known for his book Solaris). Today, a throwaway from one of his short stories popped into my head, and since "Happy mammaling!" is a fairly unusual phrase, I figured a quick trip to Google would remind me which story it came from. Lo and behold, the third result was from a website called Republibot.com.  Republibot bills itself as "the Science Fiction Site for people who aren’t Drooling Kneejerk Liberals." Why would conservatives need their own Science fiction website? That's a loving fine question, since the Republibots themselves seem to be of two minds on the issue. Take a look at these mental gymnastics: "...[A]s a genre Science Fiction itself is generally rather leftist, which is not something we here at Republibot take issue with." vs "It is our opinion that most of the [Sci-fi] sites out there today are run by lockstep liberals, who agree with each other as a matter of course, but who never question their beliefs and who are extremely displeased when *other* people question their beliefs." "This site is not about propaganda." followed immediately by "We’re not going to say that all liberals are baby-killing man-hating sexually deviant jerks; we’re not even going to say that they’re always wrong, but we will point out shortcomings of their philosophy when appropriate to do so." So what about their content? Well, they have some fairly terrible message boards, and a truly godawful selection of original stories. So far, I've read this one which is your standard Sci-fi fare about robots that gain sentience and enslave mankind, but with a Republican twist! The robots forcibly stop mankind from being able to wage war. That's right, a Republican dystopian robot nightmare is mankind being unable to engage in wholesale slaughter! Then there's this atrocity, a story called Dog Days. Frankly, Dog Days has my nomination for Poe's Law Exemplar of the Year. In it, mankind makes accidental contact with a race of caniform aliens, that are "radical militant vegetarian feminists" (and also athiests). It turns out that the Left was right about everything! There's no God! Veganism is good! Technology brings longer life to the masses! Feminism leads to a more stable society! But oh, no, wars break out between liberal and conservative blocs on Earth, because conservatives can't handle their world-views being challenged and destroyed! But it's ok, because the aliens bring their technology and recipe for world peace...but wait, the doggy dudes are leaving? Why? Was it war? Poverty? Stubbornness of the conservative mindset? No! The aliens are leaving because they find out that humans practice abortion, and so refuse to ever even acknowledge humanity ever again! Thus, condemning humanity to wither and die alone, never to leave it's home planet! But wait, aren't dogs known to eat their own young in times of stress? gently caress you, it's a heavily belabored metaphor, you filthy liberal! So, in short, if you enjoy terrible Science Fiction writing, but hadn't been able stories with an overwhelmingly heavy-handed Conservative political message them, Republibot.com is for you! Edit: Also, they are Bronies. JerksNeedLoveToo fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Mar 6, 2012 |
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JerksNeedLoveToo posted:Edit: Also, they are Bronies. Hahaha, holy poo poo. That is just loving perfect. I have another suggestion! From what I can gather, this is one of those sites that started in the late 90s that is only still running because everyone forgot about it. Behold, http://www.gif-man.com/ Star Wars gifs!    Skull gifs!   Including SpiningSkull.gif!  Every gif that a website needs!
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