KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Relayer: Sep 18, 2002

Invis posted:

Do you have a favourite poet George?

"Flavin"

"So, who's your favorite chess player??"

"Nehsauff?"

"Right... Isnncfff"

# ? Sep 25, 2011 18:18

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# ? May 14, 2024 06:58

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Ned Isakoff! He name name! :byodood:

# ? Sep 25, 2011 19:37

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Ned Isakoff! He name name!

Hey, this guy's a commie!

# ? Sep 25, 2011 20:02

Silentman0: Jul 11, 2005; I have a new neighbor. Heard he comes from far away

DrBouvenstein posted:

Hey, this guy's a commie!

This guy's a commie and he's spreading propaganda!

# ? Sep 25, 2011 22:10

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

So what if I want to open up a delicatessen?

# ? Sep 25, 2011 22:14

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

Jerusalem posted:

So what if I want to open up a delicatessen?

There are no delicatessens under communism. The meats are divided into a class system. You've got pastrami and corned beef in one class and salami and bologna in another. That's not right.

# ? Sep 26, 2011 02:19

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Criminal Minded posted:

There are no delicatessens under communism. The meats are divided into a class system. You've got pastrami and corned beef in one class and salami and bologna in another. That's not right.

So I can't get corned beef? < :mad:

# ? Sep 26, 2011 02:43

Kevyn: Mar 5, 2003; I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Well I've gotta have a central nervous system!

# ? Sep 26, 2011 02:53

penismightier: Dec 6, 2005; What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

penismightier fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Sep 26, 2011

# ? Sep 26, 2011 06:23

go back 2 Texaco: May 21, 2007

I...I...write a letter and then I..I go to China. I disappear in a sea of people for like six months, a year you know just while things simmer down. Ehm.. Ehm... Dear Susan. I'm sorry. I made a terrible mistake. I'm really , really sorry.

go back 2 Texaco fucked around with this message at 09:29 on Sep 26, 2011

# ? Sep 26, 2011 09:20

Jingleheimer: Mar 30, 2006

Dear Henry,

Last night with you was bliss. I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't know how I shall ever get back to work. I love you madly.

John

# ? Sep 26, 2011 16:15

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009

penismightier posted:

No lie, I was gonna come in this thread and ask for a gif of that like...two days ago. What does he do with his left hand?

# ? Sep 26, 2011 18:31

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Jingleheimer posted:

Dear Henry,

Last night with you was bliss. I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't know how I shall ever get back to work. I love you madly.

John

PS: Love the cabin!

# ? Sep 26, 2011 19:09

stratdax: Sep 14, 2006

myron_cope posted:

No lie, I was gonna come in this thread and ask for a gif of that like...two days ago. What does he do with his left hand?

Nobody has ever figured out what he's doing there.

# ? Sep 26, 2011 20:48

penismightier: Dec 6, 2005; What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

stratdax posted:

Nobody has ever figured out what he's doing there.

What are our options?

1. Going for a low-five from Jerry
2. Locking the car door
3. Turning up the jams
4. Diddling another woman on the side

Anything I missed?

# ? Sep 26, 2011 21:54

dpkg chopra: Jun 9, 2007; Fast Food Fight; Grimey Drawer

penismightier posted:

What are our options?

1. Going for a low-five from Jerry
2. Locking the car door
3. Turning up the jams
4. Diddling another woman on the side

Anything I missed?

I figured he was shifting into first after stopping short.

# ? Sep 26, 2011 22:00

piratepilates: Mar 28, 2004; So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

I figured he was shifting into first after stopping short.

Is the shifter on the driver-side door? :confused:

# ? Sep 26, 2011 22:35

penismightier: Dec 6, 2005; What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

Personally I find locking the doors the most disturbing answer. And probably the most accurate.

# ? Sep 26, 2011 22:36

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

So I can't get corned beef? <>

Well, you know, if you're in the Politburo, maybe.

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

I figured he was shifting into first after stopping short.

It's obviously this.

# ? Sep 26, 2011 22:39

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

neoboman posted:

Well, you know, if you're in the Politburo, maybe.

I loved that Kramer got so into the idea of communism while clearly not really understanding it at all, but being so convinced he knows EVERYTHING about it.

# ? Sep 26, 2011 23:02

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

I loved that Kramer got so into the idea of communism while clearly not really understanding it at all, but being so convinced he knows EVERYTHING about it.

Well, if you've got needs and abilities that's a pretty good combination.

# ? Sep 26, 2011 23:07

stratdax: Sep 14, 2006

neoboman posted:

It's obviously this.

How? Unless he's in a McLaren F1 with a shifter on the left side and a passenger on the right, that makes no sense. Locking the doors doesn't make sense - what kind of car do you have to make that motion to lock doors?

# ? Sep 27, 2011 00:18

piratepilates: Mar 28, 2004; So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.

Maybe it's a car with a parking brake in a weird spot and he's pulling it.

# ? Sep 27, 2011 00:19

wa27: Jan 15, 2007

He's pulling the choke, obviously. Anyone know what kind of car Frank was driving in this clip? We can get to the bottom of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlZvYcDLtYc

edit: although, he does nothing with his left hand when he actually stopped short. :crossarms:

# ? Sep 27, 2011 00:21

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

HE'S BEING FUNNY is what the gently caress he's doing

# ? Sep 27, 2011 00:28

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

T. Finn posted:

HE'S BEING FUNNY is what the gently caress he's doing

I went to Larry David and I got him to admit that this scene makes no sense!

# ? Sep 27, 2011 00:46

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I went to Larry David and I got him to admit that this scene makes no sense!

Good work Nancy Drew!

# ? Sep 27, 2011 01:25

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Ehud posted:

Good work Nancy Drew!

Woah woah! Back up! Beep! Beep! Beep!

# ? Sep 27, 2011 01:29

Monicro: Oct 21, 2010; And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician