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My cousin and his wife had the reception for their son's Christening at a country club. I saw a guy walk down to the parking lot of the restaurant because he overshot the green by a few feet and I thought of this thread. Also, I'm using my TV as a computer monitor and the color balance changes slightly when I move lean in a different direction.
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None of my roomates care when I talk about UFC stuff.  Also Demetrious Johnson lost. He was doing so well!
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Oct 3, 2011 02:42
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One of my shoes is tied too tight and I don't feel like fixing it.
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Oct 3, 2011 02:44
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Putting duvet covers on is such a pain in the rear end.
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Oct 3, 2011 03:49
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Francostein posted:Entry level job requires 3-5 years experience. #firstworldproblems Gonna repeat this one. I just want to play your lovely video games and tell you what's wrong with them jesus I have to sleep in a twin bed, having been downgraded from a queen.
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Oct 3, 2011 04:22
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I've been out of work since May, and I'm getting SO BORED just sitting around the house all day! And it's like, when I'm here all the time, my wife expects me to do stuff like wash the dishes and clean the house. Dammit, woman, unemployment is about browsing SA all day, not doing your chores!
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Oct 3, 2011 04:25
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I have too many things to watch. Live TV, cable, stuff on the PVR, downloads, it never loving ends. And don't get me started on books. I'm going to have a nap to avoid all this entertainment.
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Oct 3, 2011 06:03
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I took a pill that was supposed to knock me out an hour ago because I have to get up in 7 hours but it didn't work.
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Oct 3, 2011 06:09
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The maid came in to clean my restroom at 10 AM when I was still asleep and it woke me up.
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Oct 3, 2011 06:36
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I have to wake up early tomorrow but I since I've stayed up late the last two nights my body's adjusted so I won't be able to go to sleep until 4 hours before I have to get up.
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Oct 3, 2011 06:58
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Every I time I buy weed, I have to budget for ice cream and beef jerky. #firstworld stoners
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Oct 3, 2011 07:10
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I can't decide if I want to watch adventure time or breaking bad right now. Edit: Oh also there's a girl I like but she's also a friend aaahhh 
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Oct 3, 2011 14:32
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There's a guy I like but I'm a socially awkward nerd and also don't have the spare time or money to do anything fun or social with anybody anyways so I feel like I shouldn't bother. Relationships don't work if you can only see each other for like an hour a week. I also have no goddamn clue what the gently caress I am going to do after I finish college. I know there's a lot of applications for Biology, and that minoring in Computer Science will help too, but the economy sucks and I'm a lazyfuckass and I don't know anything about the industries that take biologists and  I should have just majored in Computer Engineering like my dad said. I could get a lovely desk job at Cisco like everyone else. Ugh. Also this Dayquil Sinusex crap doesn't do poo poo.
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Oct 3, 2011 14:49
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My birthday is next week and I don't know what to ask for. My fiance keeps asking what I want and I don't know what to tell him. And I know there is going to be something I really want right after my birthday passes.
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Oct 3, 2011 15:50
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I can't watch the Gizmodo live blog of the iPhone event tomorrow, because I have to go cover a speech by President Obama for my job.
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Oct 3, 2011 16:21
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I have to study for a class I never go to, and Fall break starts friday
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Oct 3, 2011 16:34
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My save file for Metroid Prime got corrupted. I was over halfway through hard mode 
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Oct 3, 2011 18:02
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I have to leave for class right as someone sat down next to me on the couch so now it'll look like I am leaving because they sat here.
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Oct 3, 2011 18:34
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Anatharon posted:Try using some WD 40. Nope It didn't work at all.And someone put a huge fake spider on the WD 40 can, and I was all worried it would bite me only to realize it was rubber 
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Oct 3, 2011 18:47
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I'm distracted in stats class by the guy who sits next to me . He's just too adorable.
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Oct 3, 2011 19:49
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I tried making cripsy green bean chips but I ended up making half-burnt half-soggy green beans instead.
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Oct 3, 2011 19:55
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amplifier worship posted:Every I time I buy weed, I have to budget for ice cream and beef jerky. #firstworld stoners Gas and cigarette funds will revolve around this purchase here. - I could either stay at home for free for two more years and attend a comm-college, or save $ fast and go live in some tiny apt. w/ a menial job. What to do...
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Oct 3, 2011 21:06
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My roommate broke my laptop's audio jack. Now I have to watch porn on my iPad if people are in the house (re: most of the time).
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Oct 3, 2011 22:07
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Death Bot posted:I can't decide if I want to watch adventure time or breaking bad right now. I watched neither. I crawled back into bed and went back to sleep.
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Oct 4, 2011 00:01
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I followed a link on PYF funny picture to the Sassy Gay Doctor site and looked at them all. So now I have to wait for more to be posted. There weren't nearly enough of Nine. He was totally the sassiest.
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Oct 4, 2011 00:04
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I only went to college for 1 year because I couldn't decide what to major in and now I'm paying off a little less than 20k in student loans and I now I kinda wanna go back but I'm still shaky on a major so I dunno. Also my county's community college is literally a joke but would still be way cheaper than going to the neighboring county's college. Also trying to work and go to college to pay my loans and insurance would be harrrrdddd
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Oct 4, 2011 00:10
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hypnotoad posted:I only went to college for 1 year because I couldn't decide what to major in and now I'm paying off a little less than 20k in student loans and I now I kinda wanna go back but I'm still shaky on a major so I dunno. Also my county's community college is literally a joke but would still be way cheaper than going to the neighboring county's college. If it makes you feel better I'm stuck in the same situation.  But with the added bonus of my shrink telling me that I should get a certification in a field I don't want to work, has no job openings in, and would still only net me minimal wage!She is no longer my shrink.
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Oct 4, 2011 00:17
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I don't have any beer to go with this delicious pumpkin soup and sausage. Autumn is ruined.
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Oct 4, 2011 00:25
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This multipack bag of crisps doesn't seem as full as I hoped.
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Oct 4, 2011 02:42
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The elevator's doors at work take forever to close sometimes. Like, 12 seconds.
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Oct 4, 2011 03:46
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I want to play a music CD in iTunes but I can't get it to show up when I put it into the CD drive, probably because there's a pdf file on the disc too. The whole time it keeps prompting me to play it in Windows Media Player but I don't want to and when I finally gave up on iTunes and told it to play it in loving Windows Media Player if that's the only choice that I have, it wants me to set up Windows loving Media Player instead of just playing the goddamn files. WHY IS MY LIFE SO HARD?
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Oct 4, 2011 04:15
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I enter tons of daily contests by way of the Instant Win thread. Every contest requires you to enter a reCAPTCHA phrase for verification, but I almost never get one that I can actually type on a keyboard on the first try (eg: upside down words, Greek letters, odd little pictures like winking eyes, etc).
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Oct 4, 2011 04:20
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Wandering Knitter posted:If it makes you feel better I'm stuck in the same situation. That does make me feel a little better, sup buddy.   Sorry about your terrible shrink.
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Oct 4, 2011 04:35
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I paid $11 for parking at work because I thought it would rain. It hasn't rained.
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Oct 4, 2011 04:48
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I apparently look like Klaus Kinski mixed with Dracula, which is not doing me favors socially as people tend to react to me with raw existential fear out of some kind of primal instinct.
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Oct 4, 2011 05:26
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1stGear posted:Gonna repeat this one. I just want to play your lovely video games and tell you what's wrong with them jesus I actually have over five years of QA experience from test lead, certification lead, what have you, but it's almost loving impossible to get a job at a real game company unless you know someone there. If there's a QA farm near you apply there, and make friends with every drat person there cause one of them is gonna get a job somewhere cool and you want them to want to take you with them. Another thing you can do if you actually get called in for an interview. Play a very recent and very popular game and remember (as in loving memorize that poo poo step by step don't write it down for the interview) every single thing that is wrong with it. From clipping issues to incorrect subtitles and if you can find a repeatable crash or something tell the interviewers before you tell the developers. Also, you know, do a good loving job.
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Oct 4, 2011 05:46
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I'm really hungry but I don't feel like getting out of my warm bed and making any food, so I will probably just wait and eat something at supper.
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Oct 4, 2011 17:54
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I don't want to work at all today. I've tried to convince myself to do something but all I've accomplished is staring at motorcycle parts online and reading SA. gently caress it; five day work week.
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Oct 4, 2011 18:07
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I have to wait until Friday to get Dark Souls
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My phones screen loving shattered when it fell out of my pocket. Everything else still works but now I gotta shell out over a hundred bucks for new glass and it's pissing me off.
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