Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

the most worthless wiki is the italian wiki which just shut down

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Surgical and training expenses are thought to have amounted to over $20 million.

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Bouncy Castle started when two colleagues tired of having to re-invent a set of cryptography libraries each time they changed jobs working in server-side JavaSE.

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouncy_Castle_(cryptography)

that's not a sentence

also the article is not encyclopedic at all and links to a github repo made by an "enterprising Android developer"

Cuddly Coach posted:

"tired" is a verb

diagram it, bitch

Cuddly Coach posted:

"tired" is a verb

diagram it, bitch

G Man posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology

Pooper lol

James Joyce posted:

To NORA
Dublin 8 December 1909
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being hosed arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I hosed you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest loving I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, loving in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every gently caress I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger gently caress than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I hosed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to gently caress a farting woman when every gently caress drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.


You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your oval office, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore's glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover's fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's oval office. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your oval office is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.


Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.


JIM

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

no corresponding entry for james joyce

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

no corresponding entry for james joyce

Hammerite posted:

if you use "tired" as a verb you are probably being literate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pretension

Pakled posted:

Abandon posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resolution_independence#The_beginnings

The beginnings

As early as 1978, the typesetting system TeX due to Donald Knuth introduced resolution independence into the world of computers. The intended view can be rendered beyond the atomic resolution without any artifacts, and the automatic typesetting decisions are guaranteed to be identical on any computer up to an error less than the diameter of an atom. This pioneering system has a corresponding font system, the Metafont, which provides suitable fonts of the same high standards of resolution independence.
The terminology Device independent file format speaks for itself: this is the file format of Donald Knuth's pioneering TeX system. The content of such a file can be interpreted at any resolution without any artifacts, even at resolutions which today might be considered science fiction.


i'm bedazzled

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat
lol @ the timeline

1967 Nothing happened.^[3]

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It "seems" not...as I am a man in a marriage where the woman is "always' sick...please keep your drat new stereotypes to yourself. If I am sick, I am still expected to take care of the kids while She gets her much needed beauty sleep. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 24.119.33.186 (talk) 13:30, 26 January 2011 (UTC)

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Absolutely there is a need to delete this stereotype. If you don't mind this, then let's be sure to include in the article without any other notes, that women belong in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant (this is not my true opinion, but you get the idea). To establish new stereotypes is worse than the original stereotypes you complained about. And I don't have the flu and never am allowed to have the flu. PO'ed husband, yes, should I get out my marriage? Yes, but I have 2 little kids who need a functional parent.

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Well, men are MORE suseptible to illness yet call off work much less. So "man flu" doesn't exist. Case closed. Now, on to why healthier women call off work so much. 184.13.130.243 (talk) 21:58, 21 April 2011 (UTC)

Heroecrates posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Air_Quotes.jpg





Boy this information about the photo will surely help advance humanity

Hammerite posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Man_flu




men... so put-upon in today's female-centric world...

Cuddly Coach posted:

"tired" is a verb

diagram it, bitch

Cosmo Clock 21 posted:

what the hell I was just going to post this

Hammerite posted:

do you have freshers flu as well

Cosmo Clock 21 posted:

heh, freshman

Hammerite posted:

im in my fourth year of a phd? you don't have to be a fresher to get freshers flu. i teach three classes of first year students a week, it's inevitable to catch colds and such this time of the year under those conditions!

Carrier posted:

heh, phd student

Hammerite posted:

im in my fourth year of a phd? you don't have to be a fresher to get freshers flu. i teach three classes of first year students a week, it's inevitable to catch colds and such this time of the year under those conditions!

Trig Discipline posted:

stop making out with your students hth

Hammerite posted:

im in my fourth year of a phd? you don't have to be a fresher to get freshers flu. i teach three classes of first year students a week, it's inevitable to catch colds and such this time of the year under those conditions!

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

no corresponding entry for james joyce

CraigK posted:

i too use the gross annual revenue of japanese animes as a rule of thumb

Sneaking Mission posted:

anime is japan's library of congress

anime is also the size of texas

qirex posted:

wow people like to have sex more than they like cartoons this is mind blowing