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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:The concept is great,  Tell us more about art. 
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At this point Theon is more machine than man. Dolores Edd is all man, sweaty, sexy, homosexual man.
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Oct 15, 2011 01:43
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Simon Draskovic posted:Tell us more about art. If you don't think Jaime the Pinslayer is awesome, you have no soul.
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Oct 15, 2011 04:01
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So I'm just plowing through the books right now and while taking a break I made the mistake of looking the series up on TV Tropes and now a few questions are burning in my mind. The article makes mention of a bunch of Chekhov's guns that have gone off, are primed to go off, and "at least one cannon that everyone's been waiting on for a while now." What'd that one be?
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Oct 15, 2011 04:09
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Probably the Jon being a Targ one.
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Oct 15, 2011 04:27
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Tyrion secret Targ 
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Oct 15, 2011 04:36
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TheLoquid posted:Probably the Jon being a Targ one. Or the PwP/AA thing.
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Oct 15, 2011 04:46
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It seemed to me that it wasn't really made clear whether Theon lost his penis or was castrated. Either one would have worked for the "not a man" quotes and the hints about something else being cut off. Castration seems a lot more practical for a guy who is living in a filthy dungeon, but I guess the unsullied are proof GRRM doesn't worry about infection too much.
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Oct 15, 2011 05:01
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I was pretty sure he was talking metaphorically about no longer being a man. Like he's been reduced to a miserable pile of secrets or something through the torture.
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Oct 15, 2011 05:22
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Dietrich posted:I was pretty sure he was talking metaphorically about no longer being a man. Like he's been reduced to a miserable pile of secrets or something through the torture. I am sorry your copy did not have more pictures.
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Oct 15, 2011 05:39
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There was something Theon said during Ramsay's wedding night that made me think he no longer had a cock. I can't look it up right now, but I'll give it a shot later.
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Oct 15, 2011 05:42
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Theon no longer has a penis and/or balls. His dick is gone. Ramsay cut off his wiener, possibly after pulling the skin off of it in tiny strips until Theon begged him to "please cut off my miserable flaydick". Theon has to pee while sitting down; he is no longer capable of impressive ejaculations. nilla aint got no cock, he genital area look like a flayed dishrag *edit* Theon's dick is dead, dead and gay. YES bread fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Oct 15, 2011 |
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Oct 15, 2011 05:44
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This is getting pretty loving strange.
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Oct 15, 2011 05:53
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YES bread posted:Theon's dick is dead, dead and gay. Just like Renly... THEON IS A SECRET BARATHEON!
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Oct 15, 2011 05:53
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No, Theon's PENIS is a secret Baratheon. God 
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Oct 15, 2011 06:02
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YES bread posted:Theon no longer has a penis and/or balls. His dick is gone. Ramsay cut off his wiener, possibly after pulling the skin off of it in tiny strips until Theon begged him to "please cut off my miserable flaydick". Theon has to pee while sitting down; he is no longer capable of impressive ejaculations. nilla aint got no cock, he genital area look like a flayed dishrag Tell me more about impressive ejaculations, YESbread, who would you say has had the most impressive in the series... I'd go Jon when he railed that ugly hag Ygritte, that was like 16 years of built up penile pressure released at once mixed with vow-breaking and steady diet of neeps and celery... now thats a fuckin' impressive Ejac.
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Oct 15, 2011 06:39
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bigmcgaffney posted:Tell me more about impressive ejaculations, YESbread, who would you say has had the most impressive in the series... I'd go Jon when he railed that ugly hag Ygritte, that was like 16 years of built up penile pressure released at once mixed with vow-breaking and steady diet of neeps and celery... now thats a fuckin' impressive Ejac. I'm just over here, how could you forget the definitive ASOS scene in which Dolorous Edd ascends the Wall using a ladder of his own frozen cum?
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Oct 15, 2011 08:16
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GOD, who cares about Theon's lack of a cock?
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Oct 15, 2011 09:28
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Azure_Horizon posted:GOD, who cares about Theon's lack of a cock? Theon 
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Oct 15, 2011 10:23
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Azure_Horizon posted:GOD, who cares about Theon's lack of a cock? Theon, presumably. ^^^^ gently caress, perfect timing.
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Oct 15, 2011 10:24
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Asha cares, too.
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Oct 15, 2011 12:29
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Because she won't have to worry about problematic heirs, right?
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Oct 15, 2011 13:40
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She had actually been dreaming all her life of being the cool young aunt who takes her nieces and nephews hiking and teaches them to drink and smoke marijuana
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Oct 15, 2011 13:44
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If he wants a kid all they've gotta go is carefully lop his balls off, cut them open to let the semen out, and stuff them into someone's womb, what's the big deal?
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Oct 15, 2011 14:35
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Hey also probably made baby's with that chunky sea captain's daughter.
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Oct 15, 2011 14:41
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YES bread posted:I'm just You got me. I've never actually read the books, only read synopses on towerofjoy.com and watched HBO episode previews.
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Oct 15, 2011 18:51
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bigmcgaffney posted:You got me. I've never actually read the books, only read synopses on towerofjoy.com and watched HBO episode previews. The Tower of Joy is what Theon used to call his dong before it got bit off by Ramsay Bolton.
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Oct 15, 2011 20:05
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Ramsay Bolton is a Mormon? What?
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Oct 15, 2011 20:10
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I don't know if Gurm ever made mention of him having magic underwear on when he had Theon gently caress Jeyne but I do know he probably would have had multiple wives if given the chance.
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Oct 15, 2011 21:07
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This page is the grossest page.
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Oct 16, 2011 01:01
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YES bread posted:he genital area look like a flayed dishrag  Is this the bad thread now?
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Oct 16, 2011 01:30
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Blind Sally posted:
Oh, my sweet summer goon, what do you know of The Bad Thread? The Bad Thread is for the winter, my little goon, when the gurm posts a hundred blogs with nary a mention of Tyrion, Daenarys, or Arya. The Bad Thread is for the long gap, when the NFL and superhero anthologies are all the gurm writes on, and little Wild Cards lurk and post and are banned all in darkness while the gurm grows ever larger.
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Oct 16, 2011 01:59
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Soulcleaver posted:This page is the grossest page. This should be expected considering it is the grossest book.
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Oct 16, 2011 01:59
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You know nothing of the bad thread
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Oct 16, 2011 02:03
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Bad threads are wind
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Oct 16, 2011 02:09
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Kekekela posted:Bad threads are wind Just like the words from a mummer's rear end So GRRMs delays are actually a metaphor for the long Westerosi winter? Dudes a genius, that is meta as gently caress. Still a huge sloppy rear end in a top hat though, I can picture him wiping grease even now from his chin with a torn dishrag...
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Oct 16, 2011 02:23
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I didn't read about a missing dick. I went back to try and find any part where it mentioned that and couldn't. I don't believe it happened.
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Oct 16, 2011 03:16
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Ten pages of people trolling about Theon's dick.
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Oct 16, 2011 03:54
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bigmcgaffney posted:So GRRMs delays are actually a metaphor for the long Westerosi winter? Dudes a genius, that is meta as gently caress. If GRRM died and his editor or whatever came out and said that they had finished all the books years ago, and had just been delaying it to emphasize the effect, I would be 100% okay with it. It presents the possibility that the series will definitely be concluded 
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Maytag posted:Ten pages of people trolling about Theon's dick. Trolling? You misunderstand. Theon's dick is a metaphor for the series' core theme: the lost hope and joy of its audience.
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