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jazzhandzzz: Feb 3, 2011

Kevyn posted:

Aw man, we're missing the DEATH BLOW!

Oh, I don't believe this!

# ? Oct 14, 2011 16:51

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# ? May 16, 2024 09:44

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

So my dear you think you can get to Broadway. Well, let me tell you something. Broadway has no room for people like you. Not the Broadway I know. My Broadway takes people like you and eats them up and spits them out. My Broadway is the Broadway of Merman, and Martin, and Fontaine, and if you think you can build yourself up by knocking other people down... ...GOOD LUCK...

# ? Oct 14, 2011 17:00

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Hope its okay to mention in this thread, Crackle.com posts ten Seinfeld episodes a month for free streaming, and if you have an iPhone or Android device they have a pretty good app. Bonus is that they tend to count two parters as one episode so you don't get stuck only seeing one half of the story while waiting for the next episode rotation to come along.

# ? Oct 14, 2011 18:29

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

The Human Cow posted:

Well you've made a long journey from Milan to Minsk, Rochelle Rochelle...

You are so freaking talented!

# ? Oct 14, 2011 18:33

penis sandwich: Aug 28, 2004; have some pudding :)

"I hope we don't miss the overture."
"Overture, curtains, lights! This is it, we'll hit the heights! And oh what heights we'll hit! On with the show, this is it!"
"You know, it is so sad, all your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons."

# ? Oct 14, 2011 18:46

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

penis sandwich posted:

"I hope we don't miss the overture."
"Overture, curtains, lights! This is it, we'll hit the heights! And oh what heights we'll hit! On with the show, this is it!"
"You know, it is so sad, all your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons."

Why does he want to hold a rope underneath Woody Woodpecker in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?

He finds his laugh "intoxicating." Ha-ha-ha-HAAAA-HA!

# ? Oct 14, 2011 18:52

stratdax: Sep 14, 2006

Robnoxious posted:

Why does he want to hold a rope underneath Woody Woodpecker in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?

He finds his laugh "intoxicating." Ha-ha-ha-HAAAA-HA!

Who invited you anyway. You're a trouble maker!

# ? Oct 14, 2011 19:19

The Human Cow: May 24, 2004; hurry up

safety dan posted:

You are so freaking talented!

You are soooooooo good looking!

# ? Oct 14, 2011 19:20

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

stratdax posted:

Who invited you anyway. You're a trouble maker!

Ha-ha-ha...ha... :shobon:

# ? Oct 14, 2011 22:14

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

The Human Cow posted:

Well you've made a long journey from Milan to Minsk, Rochelle Rochelle...

Oh Rochelle Rochelle, your clothes are soaking, let's get you out of those wet things.... :pervert:

# ? Oct 14, 2011 22:31

Locutus of Bald: Aug 20, 2009; by Debbie Metallica

Because of society?

# ? Oct 15, 2011 00:08

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Locutus of Bald posted:

Because of society?

Yessss George, because of society. :rolleyes:

# ? Oct 15, 2011 00:10

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

jojoinnit posted:

Yessss George, because of society.

GAMMY'S GETTIN' UPSET!

# ? Oct 15, 2011 00:13

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

For sale: Big juicy van. And oooh, interesting trades considered. See its all about tickling their buying bone.

# ? Oct 15, 2011 02:31

Chicolini: Sep 22, 2007; I hate cold showers. They stimulate me and then I don't know what to do.

You've got to get me over that mountain!

# ? Oct 15, 2011 02:47

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Locutus of Bald posted:

Because of society?

You know we're living in a society! :mad:

# ? Oct 15, 2011 06:13

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

DrBouvenstein posted:

You know we're living in a society!

Hey, sorry I was on the phone for so long.

# ? Oct 15, 2011 06:23

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

neoboman posted:

Hey, sorry I was on the phone for so long.

Which speed dial were you on?

# ? Oct 15, 2011 06:48

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

Seinfeld, you magnificent bastard!

# ? Oct 15, 2011 19:44

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Capt. Sticl posted:

Which speed dial were you on?

Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you'd like to see!

# ? Oct 16, 2011 04:43

maitai: Mar 31, 2010

safety dan posted:

Seinfeld, you magnificent bastard!

Just let me finish my coffee... then we'll go watch them slice this fat bastard up.

# ? Oct 16, 2011 08:33

Invis: Apr 26, 2010

Oh, hello American Joe. Which way to hamburger, hotdog stand?

# ? Oct 16, 2011 10:58

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

NEXT STOP POTTERSVILLE NEXT STOP POTTERSVILLE!

[If anyone has a gif of Mr Pitt doing that fruity dance while he says this please share - it would have been the episode about the Mom and Pop store]

# ? Oct 16, 2011 16:41

Roleplaying Larry: Dec 5, 2008

jojoinnit posted:

For sale: Big juicy van. And oooh, interesting trades considered. See its all about tickling their buying bone.

Well, I don't really have any money. But it says right here, "interesting trades considered."

# ? Oct 16, 2011 22:08

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Mystic_Squid posted:

Well, I don't really have any money. But it says right here, "interesting trades considered."

You put that in there!

# ? Oct 16, 2011 23:23

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

jojoinnit posted:

You put that in there!

Seinfeld's van? SEINFELD'S VAN?

# ? Oct 17, 2011 01:01

spanky the dolphin: Sep 3, 2006

This patio furniture's on sale...

# ? Oct 17, 2011 01:42

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Sash! posted:

Seinfeld's van? SEINFELD'S VAN?

I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!

# ? Oct 17, 2011 02:34

neoboman: Feb 16, 2007

Sash! posted:

Seinfeld's van? SEINFELD'S VAN?

Let's be bad George. Let's be... really bad.

# ? Oct 17, 2011 06:34

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

neoboman posted:

Let's be bad George. Let's be... really bad.

"What're you up to? :bigtran:"
"You don't wanna know! :smug:

"
George is ironing.

# ? Oct 17, 2011 06:48

Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

Sash! posted:

Seinfeld's van? SEINFELD'S VAN?

That van's a rockin'!

# ? Oct 17, 2011 09:06

Invis: Apr 26, 2010

Astroturf? You know who's responsible for that, don't you?! The Jews!

# ? Oct 17, 2011 10:59

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Bagarthach posted:

That van's a rockin'!

Don't go a-knockin'! :gonk:

# ? Oct 17, 2011 12:39

penis sandwich: Aug 28, 2004; have some pudding :)

The summer me.

# ? Oct 17, 2011 15:53

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

penis sandwich posted:

The summer me.

The winter me!

# ? Oct 17, 2011 18:17

Monicro: Oct 21, 2010; And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

penis sandwich posted:

The summer me.

This was supposed to be the Summer of George!

_{The summer of George...}

# ? Oct 17, 2011 22:04

Necrothatcher: Mar 26, 2005

I just watched a VHS tape of the 1955 Israeli film 'Hill 24 Doesn't Answer'. After the film had finished there was about 15 seconds of some Israeli advert that was clearly a Seinfeld parody. So I tried to look it up - couldn't find it, but did find this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhUU2qkmHXs

Their Newman is intensely disturbing.

# ? Oct 17, 2011 22:11

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

Mr. Flunchy posted:

I just watched a VHS tape of the 1955 Israeli film 'Hill 24 Doesn't Answer'. After the film had finished there was about 15 seconds of some Israeli advert that was clearly a Seinfeld parody. So I tried to look it up - couldn't find it, but did find this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhUU2qkmHXs

Their Newman is intensely disturbing.

What in the gently caress did I just watch :psyduck:

It's like Bizarro Seinfeld!

# ? Oct 17, 2011 22:30

Keevon: Jun 11, 2002; You know maybe instead of being an angry nerd and writing your paper about how poorly notch wrote a multi million dollar game you could try being productive and write your own game but properly and show him whats what

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

What in the gently caress did I just watch

It's like Bizarro Seinfeld!

Vargas!

# ? Oct 17, 2011 22:53

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Kull the Conqueror: Apr 8, 2006; Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

I'm Cartwright!

# ? Oct 17, 2011 23:16

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