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merricat blackwood
May 10, 2009
The anus is self-lubricating. You don't need anything but spit for those first couple shoves, anyway.

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Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
Fun Shoe

From Wikipedia:
Can of Worms is a Halloween Disney Channel Original Movie. It was released in 1999, and is based on the novel of the same name, which was a Young Reader's Choice Nominee in 2002 and a nominee for the 2001 Rhode Island Children's Book Award. The film was shot in Vancouver, British Columbia.

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
I don't like Pink Floyd but I consider The Flaming Lips to be my favorite band.

If you're under the age of 14 you should be off the internet and outside playing.

Dubstep isn't that bad.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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The Beatles suck. They didn't really contribute anything to music as a whole.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Science-based policy designs should be left to scientists.

Star Trek Nemesis was just Wrath of Khan with better special effects.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

_______ was the best Doctor.

Miijhal
Jul 10, 2011

I am so tired... I am so tired all the time...
Horizon In The Middle Of Nowhere is obviously a deep look into gender politics and not a terrible, offensive clusterfuck. Stop being bigoted.

I'm a furry, deal with it, FYAD.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I've watched Star Trek since I was a kid, and always been curious about the franchise from across the pond. Couldn't get into Dr. Who though, fans were too drat weird.

somnolence
Sep 29, 2011

Jellymouth posted:



That dude has perfected the "wait..what?" look.

Cardiovascular exercise is a less efficient way to lose weight than lifting heavy objects.

FuzzyBuddha
Dec 7, 2003

BMI is the best indicator of health.

Sweet CupnCakes
Feb 13, 2007

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
So, Pet Island, I just got a Mirama sheep dog from this guy on craigslist. He is going to be so awesome in our apartment. My one year old loves to play with him.

My cat is indoor/outdoor and he has never had anything bad happen to him.

I let my parakeet and cat play all the time. They are the best buddies.

Crate training? Pshh....what a cruel thing to do to a dog.

My cat had kittens! Look how cute they are! This is the mom's fourth litter. Anyone looking for a free kitten?

Jack MacAskill
Feb 21, 2011

Solipsism can't be disproven.

Jack MacAskill
Feb 21, 2011

I'm just sayin'.

Erostratus
Jun 18, 2011

by R. Guyovich

Mr. Pumroy posted:

I don't like

the thing you like.

Alright, i've tried and this is just going too far. Go gently caress yourself you human being friend of the family.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Kritzkrieg Kop
Nov 4, 2009
There is a God.

Why the gently caress would I watch Ghostbusters? Sounds like a retarded movie

Azrael Alexander
Jun 24, 2011

No one ever asks if Bender would like to live in a tiny little house. Not that I would. A tiny little house that says "Bender" on it.

Sweet CupnCakes posted:

So, Pet Island, I just got a Mirama sheep dog from this guy on craigslist. He is going to be so awesome in our apartment. My one year old loves to play with him.

:laffo:
Oh, that thread. :allears: I wish I had been there.

I'll give it a go.

Flat faced breeds like English Bulldogs are totally healthy and there is no reason to stop breeding them or change the standards to which they are bred.

Caesar Milan is a great dog trainer and uses legitimate methods.

Want to buy a Labradoodle puppy? Just $500 bucks a pop! Totally hypoallergenic, too.

I feed my dog Wal-Mart brand dog food because it's cheaper.

PooBoots
Feb 27, 2007

Cesar Milan admits he snuck into the States and worked illegally! How dare he think that he can train dogs better than my beloved British/clicker trainer! :argh:

Neuter my dog? What are you - nuts? He's got to be macho, just like me.

The Simpsons jumped the shark 10 years ago, at least.

Don't cry to me about your government. I'm a Libertarian. :smug:

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??
Helvetica is the most overrated of fonts.

MrGreenShirt
Mar 14, 2005

Hell of a book. It's about bunnies!

Helvetica is the greatest font ever.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
Breastfeeding should be banned in public

Everyone who watches anime needs to be registered as a sex offender.

All social services should be eliminated because PRIVATE charities are capable of picking up the slack

Justin Godscock has a new favorite as of 03:17 on Oct 21, 2011

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
the grossest thing ever is any sort of pubic hair on a woman. I expect every woman i sleep with to have a completely bald vagina because pubes totally deflate my boner

Jack MacAskill
Feb 21, 2011

Dr. Video Games 0055 posted:

Breastfeeding should be banned in public
Only for babies. :yum:

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

MrGreenShirt posted:

Helvetica is the greatest font ever.

Comic sans really isn't that bad a font.

ornery bean
Nov 7, 2010

Shaved vaginas are better than hairy ones and vice versa.

Waxing > shaving.

Getting your rear end in a top hat bleached is stupid and dangerous/I'd love to bleach my rear end in a top hat.

internet celebrity
Jun 23, 2006

College Slice
People who get weight loss surgery are cheaters.

NGL
Jan 15, 2003
AssKing
Joel, Picard, and Sylvester McCoy. :colbert:

Christmas Jones
Apr 12, 2007

nuklear fizzicist
BDSM is relevant to this and any discussion.

I prefer pansexual to bisexual.

Does pansexual mean you like gently caress a toaster?

Everyone in our polyamory is not only equal but equally happy.

Demostrs
Mar 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Arrhythmia posted:

Comic sans really isn't that bad a font.

I really like that font Papyrus, especially because James Cameron used it for his magnum opus and the greatest film ever, Avatar.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Open relationships don't go wrong if both people are sufficiently mature.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
Hey dudes, check out this sweet Fluttershy costume I'm making for Halloween!

Silva
Aug 26, 2003

Time is the fire in which we burn
Homestuck...

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
Fun Shoe
I am very opinionated about fonts.

A Man With A Plan
Mar 29, 2010
Fallen Rib
Chest hair? poo poo's nasty, get rid of it.

Alternately: If you're doing any exercise that isn't weights you're obviously clueless.

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
Andy Warhol is the most prominent artist and a household name

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

Disco Pope posted:

Joss Whedon is simply fantastic.
How could this possibly cause any trouble at all?

Battle Star Gallectica is way better than Star Trek.

6-6x6=0

Homeschooling

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
Anything after Impressionism sucks

In It For The Tank
Feb 17, 2011

But I've yet to figure out a better way to spend my time.
The only valid form of art is music. All other types are meaningless.

Ententod
Apr 17, 2011
Con attendees are largely ugly. If you do not realize this you're probably ugly, too.

When you keep returning to your abusive partner, you only have yourself to blame.

Rape is not about sex.

Ententod has a new favorite as of 10:29 on Oct 21, 2011

Choronzons son
Mar 1, 2011
I really don't want to derail this thread but

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Black people have an extra tendon/muscle in their legs, that's why they can jump higher than white dudes

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