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Wormophile posted:Derren Brown is the most powerfully erotic man in this or any other realm. God, that's spooky. I was just about to post the same thing. Dude is hot as hell. Clearly he's hypnotised us both through the tellybox somehow. I'm not really fond of his experiment programes though. I much prefer the stage shows. Enigma, the one broadcast at Christmas last year was breathtakingly bonkers & wonderful.
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Squalitude posted:They're going to kill Wagner Kill Dappy, they'll get medals for it.
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Irisi posted:God, that's spooky. I was just about to post the same thing. Dude is hot as hell. Clearly he's hypnotised us both through the tellybox somehow. He seduced the nation's womenfolk with his piercing magic eyes and his slightly pervy beard and then he broke our hearts by being all gay for men and stuff. He is a Very Bad Wizard. It is a dear wish of mine to see him on QI/WILTY tearing it up.
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Oct 21, 2011 21:33
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HIGNFY wasn't as good as last week. Mostly because Louise Mensch kept saying stupid poo poo. Nice to see Hislop rip into her a bit though.
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Oct 21, 2011 21:39
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Loved the marksman bit, always enjoy Derren's stuff, modern Victorian on the telly.
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Oct 21, 2011 21:39
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Wormophile posted:He seduced the nation's womenfolk with his piercing magic eyes and his slightly pervy beard and then he broke our hearts by being all gay for men and stuff. He is a Very Bad Wizard. I think I like him for his voice when he's doing his hypnotising. It's basically a Sex Voice. And he would be good on QI, but he would be even better on Newsnight. Just imagine all the things he could make politicians do... Oh no! The celeb is Stephen Fry! I was hoping it would be Simon Cowell!
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Oct 21, 2011 21:45
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Irisi posted:I think I like him for his voice when he's doing his hypnotising. It's basically a Sex Voice. Ah yes, otherwise known as the Serafinowicz effect.
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Oct 21, 2011 21:48
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I guessed it would be Stephen Fry before they revealed it, and can only assume it was the product of some sort of wiley Derren Brown wizardry tricks.
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Oct 21, 2011 21:53
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Wormophile posted:Derren Brown is the most powerfully erotic man in this or any other realm. No he isn't. He just hypnotised you to think that he is. edit: I really should have noticed there was another page in the thread 
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Oct 21, 2011 22:06
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I know it was just tricks and acting and editing and all that, but seeing Stephen Fry get assasinated by that poor wee hypnotised boy was genuinely upsetting. Derren Brown is a witch. A sexy, sexy witch. But oh look, Fry is doing QI on the other channel now and he's perfectly well and he's got Professor Brian Cox and Sue Perkins with him. 
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Oct 21, 2011 22:07
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I bet Stephen Fry fancies Derren
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Oct 21, 2011 22:11
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Hey they just used the same murder ring tone on the crappy new channel 4 comedy that they did for the Experiments. I knew staying put on channel 4 would reap its rewards!
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Oct 21, 2011 22:15
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Paperhouse posted:I bet Stephen Fry fancies Derren
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Oct 21, 2011 22:17
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I wasn't going to watch this D. Brown thing until you revealed that S. Fry is assassinated in it.
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Oct 21, 2011 22:41
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I think I'm the only person in the country who finds Derren Brown deeply tedious.
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Oct 21, 2011 22:44
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Rapey Joe Stalin posted:I think I'm the only person in the country who finds Derren Brown deeply tedious.
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Oct 21, 2011 22:45
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He is the Uri Geller of the iphone generation.
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Oct 21, 2011 22:48
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Rapey Joe Stalin posted:I think I'm the only person in the country who finds Derren Brown deeply tedious.
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Oct 21, 2011 22:49
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Oct 21, 2011 23:23
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Rapey Joe Stalin posted:He is the Uri Geller of the iphone generation. he's massively more talented than uri loving gellar I agree that his latest stuff isn't as good as when he just did actual magic though. His first few TV shows and specials were and still are absolutely incredible
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Oct 21, 2011 23:32
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Daius posted:Edit - Christ, Louise Mensch is so bloody vile. A-Grade hatefuck material. "Butbutbut look they're all drinking coffee and sleeping in tents they have no right to protest when they're enjoying the luxuries of Capitalism" argh just go and die in a hole.
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Oct 22, 2011 01:01
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Rapey Joe Stalin posted:He is the Uri Geller of the iphone generation. You are a terrible person with bad opinions. I'm not big into Derren Brown or anything but he's pretty talented whereas Uri Geller is an actual fraud. Plus anyone who exposes psychics and the like as the frauds they are is doing the world a lot of good.
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Oct 22, 2011 01:15
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sebzilla posted:A-Grade hatefuck material. Have a look at her wikipedia page. Louise Mensch's wikipedia page posted:On October 21st 2011, Mensch appeared on BBC's Have I got News For You, where, apparently under the impression that she was appearing in an edition of Question Time, she caused general outrage by suggesting that protesters who bought coffee couldn't be taken seriously. This right-wing stupidity was expertly destroyed by the rest of the panel, and Downing Street quickly issued a statement saying that Ms Mensch would not be appearing on any future programs of Have I Got News For You.[29] Don't know how long it will stay there for. The citation leads to - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8697850/Louise-Mensch-MP-calls-for-Twitter-and-Facebook-blackout-during-riots.html Z-Magic fucked around with this message at 01:21 on Oct 22, 2011 |
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Oct 22, 2011 01:18
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Z-Magic posted:Have a look at her wikipedia page. Heh
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Oct 22, 2011 01:27
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Wormophile posted:Ah yes, otherwise known as the Serafinowicz effect. I'm so glad I'm not the only one affected that way by Peter Serafinowicz.
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Oct 22, 2011 02:20
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Serafinowicz is no Matt Berry.
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Oct 22, 2011 02:21
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No he isn't. He's better.
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Oct 22, 2011 02:45
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Daius posted:Edit - Christ, Louise Mensch is so bloody vile. She's a reprehensible human being and I'm starting to get the impression that her extensive television appearances are all part of a long running Tory plan to turn her into Thatcher 2.0 (for the younger generation) via the route that Boris won the London Mayoral position. I.e. by plastering her all over the popular funny stuff and occasionally saying something right wing and funny. Luckily, she's a loving idiot and had all of her asinine views torn to shreds by people too disgusted with her to barely mask their contempt with their usual comedy. You could tell that Merton was gobsmacked by her ignorance. Between this and Rab C. Nesbitt for the last few weeks, it's been nice to see BBC shows tear the poo poo out of Tories. Hopefully it's only a matter of time now until Spitting Image makes a comeback and the other stations get stuck in too.
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Oct 22, 2011 02:48
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sebzilla posted:A-Grade hatefuck material. Hatefuck material? Lovely. You should join her in her hole to die. You might find it fits you better than you think.
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Oct 22, 2011 02:54
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John_Anon_Smith posted:Hatefuck material? Lovely. You should join her in her hole to die. You might find it fits you better than you think. I think (hope?) he meant "she is a hateful gently caress" rather than the alternative.
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Oct 22, 2011 03:28
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John_Anon_Smith posted:Hatefuck material? Lovely. You should join her in her hole to die. You might find it fits you better than you think. Haha it's not that bad? It's just saying she is physically attractive but a terrible person?
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Crackerman posted:No he isn't. I heartily disagree good sir. Plus Matt Berry can sing with his voice and compose the music to it  .
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A5H posted:Haha it's not that bad? It's just saying she is physically attractive but a terrible person? josh04 posted:I think (hope?) he meant "she is a hateful gently caress" rather than the alternative. What does her physical attractiveness have to do with her position? What does how much he'd like to gently caress her have to do with that? Why is he the one doing the loving and where's Mensch's implied consent to this loving in the sentence? Here's the answer: it has nothing to do with anything other than, at best, to be comically edgy and at worst to be a misogynist shitheel. "Look at all these terrible things that Mensch says that are ripe for ridicule and venom. Golly gosh, she's hatefuck material." Congratulations, you've now undermined your own point and reduced all of Mensch and her opinions to a plastic Tory gently caress doll for you to intellectually masturbate over how much less of a bad person you are than her.
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I properly went mental at one of my flatmate's friends for saying almost exactly the same thing when we were watching it. These days I am fully committed to ruining the atmosphere in the front room if I detect any casual misogyny.
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Oct 22, 2011 12:23
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Wormophile posted:These days I am fully committed to ruining the atmosphere in the front room if I detect any casual misogyny. What you doing in the front room? You should be in the kitchen! Heheheheh, am I right, fellers?
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John_Anon_Smith posted:What does her physical attractiveness have to do with her position? What does how much he'd like to gently caress her have to do with that? Why is he the one doing the loving and where's Mensch's implied consent to this loving in the sentence? Here's the answer: it has nothing to do with anything other than, at best, to be comically edgy and at worst to be a misogynist shitheel. I meant how you might call someone a 'fuckshit' or a 'dumb fucker', but with 'hateful' - you could end up with 'hatefuck'? Typing this out feels loving dumb, though. Of course the idea of a hate-gently caress in that sense is awful + something to be ashamed of.
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Oct 22, 2011 12:32
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Obviously everything anybody posts on the internet should be considered to be 100% literal.
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Oct 22, 2011 12:49
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The biggest outrage is that he finds her attractive. She looks like the joker.
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Dicky B posted:Obviously everything anybody posts on the internet should be considered to be 100% literal. You're correct. I must have missed the subtle wordplay and multi-tiered irony that was buried in that sentence. I guess I just don't have the mental fortitude to truly understand the Voltaire's and Shakespeare's of this thread such as yourself.
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