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goatface posted:Lorraine Kelly can't even read an autocue. you shut your whore mouth 
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He's an annoyingly militant atheist.
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goatface posted:He's an annoyingly militant atheist.
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I know Stephen Fry is, but please not Brian Cox too. Oh no
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Oh my God, what has this thread become?
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Hoops posted:It isn't, you're reading something into the term that isn't there. It means "I find them physically attractive, but personally repulsive". "I hate them, but even so I want to gently caress them". Nothing about gender in there whatsoever. Really, there isn't. I forgot that attraction and sexuality happened in a genderless vacuum and, that loving, especially in humans, is more like some impulsive parthenogenesis but someone's walked in by accident to witness it.
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John_Anon_Smith posted:loving, especially in humans, is more like some impulsive parthenogenesis
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John_Anon_Smith posted:I forgot that attraction and sexuality happened in a genderless vacuum and, that loving, especially in humans, is more like some impulsive parthenogenesis but someone's walked in by accident to witness it.
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What in god's name happened in this thread  Hey non-Apprentice-thread-regulars, Young Apprentice starts again on Monday and we have a thread for it! Come and chat about these horrid teenagers.
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eating only apples posted:What in god's name happened in this thread A friend of mine is living with someone who was on it last year. He's always referred to as "That guy from Junior Apprentice". I think it's adequate punishment for appearing on that show.
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Wormophile posted:LOOK a picture of Lorraine Kelly! Ahhhh how soothing. Everyone post your favourite pictures of Lorraine Kelly! Can I post a rather sexy picture of Fern Britton, naked but with her bits covered?
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I must have missed what Brian Cos did that makes him an 'annoyingly militant' atheist. Is it just because he sometimes talks about his views publicly and sometimes makes fun of some of the more ridiculously ignorant religious people?
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Taff posted:Can I post a rather sexy picture of Fern Britton, naked but with her bits covered? Every single time I hear the name Fern Britton, my mind goes right to Fern Cotton before I realise that's the wrong way round, and vice versa.
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I always think of Adam Buxton's joke about replacing them both with an actual fern, in a nice pot there.
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Taff posted:Can I post a rather sexy picture of Fern Britton, naked but with her bits covered? As long as her fanny is covered with like a cheeky iced bun or something equally twee.
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eating only apples posted:What in god's name happened in this thread I think it's quite funny that everyone jumped on "hatefuck" and pretty much ignored that in the same post I asked her to die in a hole. Is finding someone physically attractive(ish) yet morally repugnant more offensive than wishing death on them? Apparently so. Uh... so how 'bout that UK TV?
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There's nothing wrong with wishing death on a Tory MP, don't be silly.
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Speaking of silly, anyone else amused at the fluff Charlie Brooker apparently stumbled into in his column? You'd think people who believed in the Tories would have thicker skin. I expect our current Prime Minister has been accused of much worse things than being a horrifying lizard.
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sebzilla posted:I said a thing and it got a bit out of hand, apparently. If UK TV wasn't generally shite then this kind of bollocks wouldn't be talked about as much. If anyone needs strung up it's Simon Cowell for turning an already borderline general audience into full blown drooling simpletons.
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I would hatefuck Lorraine Kelly.
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Dicky B posted:I would hatefuck Lorraine Kelly. edgy!!
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Oct 22, 2011 18:16
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It's ok some of my best friends are Lorraine Kelly.
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Hahaha what the gently caress happened itt.
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Oct 22, 2011 18:23
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i would hate her, and i would gently caress her, but never at the same time
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Oct 22, 2011 18:24
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Lorraine Kelly looks, sounds and acts exactly like my flatmate's girlfriend, plus 25 years. It's pretty uncanny. He actually finds it quite unnerving to watch her because if they stay together that's his wife in the future.
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Oct 22, 2011 18:27
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How dare you find someone physically attractive that is extremely sexist and misogynistic.
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Wormophile posted:nooooo stop it you're all being so wrong and I like this thread Just close your eyes and think of people who nobody can hate. I'll give you one to start with:  Ahh, look at David Attenborough everybody. Isn't he lovely? No more conflict, now it's time to admire David and his adorable wee froggie and then think sober and sensible thoughts about endangered species and our impact on their habitats.
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Myra Hindley
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Irisi posted:Just close your eyes and think of people who nobody can hate. I'll give you one to start with: On an Attenborough note, has everyone been watching the Life reruns? I missed them and have found them all very enlightening and soothing in that classic Attenborough way. God bless the BBC iPlayer.
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Life is a loving cinematic masterpiece. I would pay good money to be able to see that on a big screen.
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Hoops posted:Myra Hindley Thanks for the reminder of one of Chris Morris' many brilliant sketches.
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Wormophile posted:Life is a loving cinematic masterpiece. I would pay good money to be able to see that on a big screen. Buy a massive telly, the Blu Ray looks incredible.
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In many ways Karl Pilkington is the new David Attenborough.
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Rapey Joe Stalin posted:In many ways Karl Pilkington is the new David Attenborough. David Attenborough for the yoof innit!
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Wormophile posted:As long as her fanny is covered with like a cheeky iced bun or something equally twee. Its here - http://i.imgur.com/rARly.jpg Im sure I once saw a picture of Ainsley Harriot with a massive set of grapes covering his bits but I cant find that. Also I watched "Life of Brian" last night because of this thread, and I wasnt that impressed.
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Taff posted:Also I watched "Life of Brian" last night because of this thread, and I wasnt that impressed. I like it, but I think you really have to take into account what it did at the time. And as with all Python things, you need to disregard the fact you've heard most of it quoted at you at some point.
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