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ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008

Mochiloc posted:

This was one of the calls, starts around the 1:50 mark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JJV8g9y4cI

Wowwwwww.

Wow.

Dang.

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Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Holy poo poo, he absolutely wrecked Howard. Howard snapped so quickly and just devolved into cursing and hurling 3rd-grade insults. Good thing Howard insulates himself so much because there's thousands upon thousands of fans and former fans who feel the exact same way as that caller.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Here's an old one. Never heard it before but it's terrific stuff, especially the last few minutes. Most of it is Jackie(through Howard), I think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNqFMO-yZPo

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Mochiloc posted:

This was one of the calls, starts around the 1:50 mark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JJV8g9y4cI

This caller owned besides his Studio 54 point.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



This article is great:

http://houston.culturemap.com/newsd...pink-and-petty/

quote:

So who has the company wrangled to sell its $212,800 convertible? Carine Roitfeld — former editor of Vogue Paris (though, at 57, I wouldn't exactly call her "young"). Hunky Argentine polo player and model Ignacio "Nacho" Figueras — who apparently summers with Beth Ostrosky Stern (wife of Howard Stern) in a "strictly platonic relationship." And Peter M. Brant, billionaire and art collector.

Especially when you realize that it was taken from Wikipedia and was placed there by a SFN member.

http://sternfansnetwork.com/simplemachinesforum/index.php?topic=1851.0

picosecond
Dec 9, 2006

one millionth of one millionth of a second
Elliot Offen got mentioned in a Cracked article today. He's #2.

CLARPUS
Apr 3, 2008
Seeing that.
Seeing as.

On one of the shows earlier this week I heard a clip of Robin on another talk show saying something about her character on the Stern show being fabricated and unlike how she is off the air. Why is Robin so crazy and does anyone have a youtube link to that awesome clip?

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
It's pretty funny that Robin was the most sane person in the first 20 minutes of the day

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Godinster posted:

It's pretty funny that Robin was the most sane person in the first 20 minutes of the day

I was with her ragging on Howard about Occupy Wallstreet...until she had to admit that she hadn't been down there either. drat you Robin!

Funny to hear Howard talk about that Wikipedia article that was reported as fact, though.

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski
Vote for David Arquette, not Nancy Grace!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRGbR0o_qN0

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

Vote for David Arquette, not Nancy Grace!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRGbR0o_qN0

:lol:

That was awesome. He said "gently caress" TWICE on CNN.

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski
I don't think I've ever heard anything more entertaining than Howard reading off the comments section from an online article about him and his wife.

:rolleyes:

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

I don't think I've ever heard anything more entertaining than Howard reading off the comments section from an online article about him and his wife.

:rolleyes:

...which was a joke that someone posted on Wikipedia and that website reported as fact.

The revolution is here guys!!

Qaz Kwaz
Jul 24, 2003
What's your email? I've got some shitty posts that you NEED to read.

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

Vote for David Arquette, not Nancy Grace!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRGbR0o_qN0

Man, that's great. Benjy rules.

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
How does Benjy manage to always pull off a stunt like that? It always looks random like he's just walking down the street and happens to see a CNN reporter covering a story.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



Glumwheels posted:

How does Benjy manage to always pull off a stunt like that? It always looks random like he's just walking down the street and happens to see a CNN reporter covering a story.

It's Manhattan, if you're there every day and you try it's probably not that hard. He can probably even get a location after they tease and before they do the segment.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Kelly posted:

:lol:

That was awesome. He said "gently caress" TWICE on CNN.

I love how the guy gets his neck WRENCHED for messing with serious news coverage!

He should have fell to the floor and started screaming

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Glumwheels posted:

How does Benjy manage to always pull off a stunt like that? It always looks random like he's just walking down the street and happens to see a CNN reporter covering a story.

There is a pretty large twitter network dedicated to live filming in Manhattan. Its basically people all over the city telling you where news and TV is live filming. So much goes on that its actually a pain in the rear end if you work in a few particular parts of Manhattan.
Law and Order use to love filming on Canal St for some reason and it was always a pain in the rear end.

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

AxeManiac posted:

I love how the guy gets his neck WRENCHED for messing with serious news coverage!

He should have fell to the floor and started screaming

"Get off me MOTHERFUCKER"

I mean, that came through loud and clear.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

Vote for David Arquette, not Nancy Grace!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRGbR0o_qN0

Benjy owns.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

I never thought I'd see the day where I really like Benjy. I just love the way he pulled that off. It was beauty.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.
Jesus loving christ, I don't give a poo poo about David Arquette and Courtney Cox, and I CERTAINLY don't give a poo poo about who is or is not sitting in the audience of "Dancing With The Stars". Enough of this garbage.

Who gives a poo poo who gives a gently caress

OG KUSH BLUNTS
Jan 4, 2011

So reading the daily rundown, Howard did an X-Factor version with kids he found off youtube.


He really really really doesn't understand his audience anymore.

picosecond
Dec 9, 2006

one millionth of one millionth of a second

OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:

So reading the daily rundown, Howard did an X-Factor version with kids he found off youtube.

He really really really doesn't understand his audience anymore.

I dunno, a parody of X-Factor with kids he found online sounds like it has the potential for a good bit. I'm sure the execution was terrible, though.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Stevie, eat your baloney.

EngineerJoe
Aug 8, 2004
-=whore=-



I don't think I saw this here yet:
http://youtu.be/vSWh-I9rM-4
"Benjy Bronk Town Hall Hearing Footloose Speech Port Authority MTA Toll Fare Hike"

It get's almost no reaction which is kinda strange but great at the same time.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

EngineerJoe posted:

I don't think I saw this here yet:
http://youtu.be/vSWh-I9rM-4
"Benjy Bronk Town Hall Hearing Footloose Speech Port Authority MTA Toll Fare Hike"

It get's almost no reaction which is kinda strange but great at the same time.

Benjy is a real shithead but my god is he hilarious.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

What, everyone wasn't enthralled with the biggest whore contest today?

HowardTV posted:

Biggest Whore Contest is a huge hit on the @SternShow as 3 self-proclaimed whores talk about their big appetite for sex http://t.co/1bie3che

Definitely watch that video, by the way.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Sand Monster posted:

What, everyone wasn't enthralled with the biggest whore contest today?

HowardTV posted:

Biggest Whore Contest is a huge hit on the @SternShow as 3 self-proclaimed whores talk about their big appetite for sex http://t.co/1bie3che

Definitely watch that video, by the way.

Seriously, this will give you some perspective on life.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Sand Monster posted:

Definitely watch that video, by the way.

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

EngineerJoe posted:

I don't think I saw this here yet:
http://youtu.be/vSWh-I9rM-4
"Benjy Bronk Town Hall Hearing Footloose Speech Port Authority MTA Toll Fare Hike"

It get's almost no reaction which is kinda strange but great at the same time.

The best part is the lady who has to sign every thing he says. I can't stop watching her and wondering what she is thinking.

chiz
Sep 28, 2002
So as far as the biggest whore contest goes, last time it was pornstars (and bree olson was annoying and obnoxious and likely lied through the whole thing, I hate her for that) and this time it's fat chicks who need validation for being fat slobs so they gently caress tons of guys?

Haven't heard the latest one yet, buy hey it might be interesting. I mean, moreso than talking about photography and how perfect his relationship with horseface is and DWTS.

"SHOW'S NEVER BEEN BETTER HOWARD"

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski
ahahahhahahahhahaah Howard didn't know who Primus is

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

ahahahhahahahhahaah Howard didn't know who Primus is

To quote myself from September:

FogHelmut posted:

"Flea has to be an underrated bass player, is that right Fred?"

:catstare:

Has Howard been in a coma for the last 20 years? Or is there some kind of bias against bass players? Who is this Bootsy Collins person?

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

ahahahhahahahhahaah Howard didn't know who Primus is

Primus? Is that one of those internet shows? Wait, I think its one of those cartoons with the voices?

Seth MacFarlane who is that?

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

ahahahhahahahhahaah Howard didn't know who Primus is

And Robin was absolutely certain they're the ones who sang "Firestarter".

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch

Sand Monster posted:

And Robin was absolutely certain they're the ones who sang "Firestarter".

I started laughing the second she kept insisting she knew who they were, even before the Firestarter comment because I knew she didn't and was going to say something stupid.

Tim Selaty Jr
May 16, 2011

by Pipski

FogHelmut posted:

To quote myself from September:


Has Howard been in a coma for the last 20 years? Or is there some kind of bias against bass players? Who is this Bootsy Collins person?

I mean, Primus was a pretty well-known band in the 90s when Howard was in his heyday AND was working at a rock station.

I find myself laughing at Howard more than at his jokes these days.

:smith:

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Can't wait until Howard discovers Tool.

Primus probably also makes more money from royalties on the South Park theme song than lovely bands like Train make in a year doing their regular work.

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chiz
Sep 28, 2002

Kelly posted:

I started laughing the second she kept insisting she knew who they were, even before the Firestarter comment because I knew she didn't and was going to say something stupid.

Oh, Todd Phillips, you hero.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_9Zb_bNT5A

Gonna put a chunk of vaseline on the tip of my.....dick and listen.

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